04x16 - Z's All That

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Thundermans". Aired: October 14, 2013 - May 25, 2018.*
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
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04x16 - Z's All That

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- All right, guys, thanks for helping me figure out

a new superhero catchphrase.

How about, "You just got saved--to the Max!"

- Nice! - I think it's great!

- Oh, you like it?

That's off the list.

- There's only one catchphrase in this family, baby.

[whooshing]

- Saying "baby" all the time isn't a catchphrase.

- Max, stop what you're doing.

We're at a ThunderTwin "orange" alert.

- We're outta taco sauce?

- No, that's magenta.

Learn the color alert system.

Look, they've ranked all the Z Force hopefuls.

- How are we behind Nightlight?

She is useless during the day.

- We're in last place because, somehow,

we're the only ones who didn't do

a bonus assignment called "The Li'l Z's."

Look.

- MAX: "Li'l Z's Mentor Program"?

- We're supposed to submit a video of ourselves

helping a young supe take their powers to the next level.

And the more impressive your Li'l Z,

the more points you get.

- How come we didn't know about this until now?

- I might know why.

- MALE VOICE: This is an important message

for Max and Phoebe Thunderman

about the Li'l Z's Program.

- Hm, sounds important.

On to adventure!

- Colosso, not cool.

- Uh-oh, time to fly.

So long, suckers!

- We're not letting him leave, are we?

- No! - [electrical zapping]

- [balloon pops] - COLOSSO: Mayday!

- [heavy thud]

- Phoebe, we need to get those points

to get back in the running for the Z Force.

- But we only have two days left.

Where are we gonna find a young supe

we can train and mentor?

- You know, there are two talented supes in this house

who'd be happy to help you.

- Uh, sorry, guys, it's called the Li'l Z's,

not the Old and Retired Z's.

- Max, they're not talking about themselves.

- Actually--

- You are not talking about yourselves.

- We meant Billy and Nora.

We've upped their superhero training

and they are doing great.

I'm sure either one of them

would love to be your Li'l Z.

- As would your mother.

- All right, here we go. Bye.

- I'm worried about Mom.

But Dad makes a really good point.

- Yeah. But do we take Billy or Nora?

- Help! Nora! This bucket's attacking me!

- So, we're going with Nora, right?

- Definitely Nora.

- "Hi, Max."

"Get outta my room, Phoebe."

- Aw, look at our sweet little angel

playing with her-- [screams]

Oh! Why are your toys so pointy?

Young lady, you promised you'd pick up your toys.

- I know, but it's so much easier not to.

- Chloe, if you say you're gonna

do something, you do it.

A ThunderPromise is as strong as ThunderTanium.

- Okay, I'll clean up.

- Wahoo!

- Oh, no, that sounds like...

- CHLOE: Blobbin!

- Greetings, ThunderFam.

- Are you floating? - Floating?

That would be crazy. [chuckling]

No, I'm on an invisible skateboard.

- Blobbin, do the thing! Do the thing!

- Oh, Chloe, he's probably tired.

- Hi-ya! Hi-ya! Hi-ya!

So, listen... [chuckling]

I'm here because my scientists at BlobCo

started a fashion division.

- Oh, you're making clothes now?

Is there a "family" discount? - BARB & BLOBBIN: [laughing]

- No. Anyway, I want ThunderMan

to be the face of our new Fall line.

- Oh, Blobbin, I mean, I'm flattered.

But, you know, I'm retired as a superhero.

- Oh, but you've been the face of so many products.

- That is true.

Hello, I'm ThunderMan.

You know, after saving the town from villains,

I like to save my face from razor burn--

with ThunderMan's After Save lotion.

[chuckling]

Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

Ah. The burn means it's working.

ThunderMan's After Save!

- Oh, you can sell anything.

- Well, I am pretty amazing.

- Then you promise you'll help me?

- I promise. - BARB: Oh!

- Where do I sign? - Right here--

on this invisible contract.

- Oh?

- [chuckling] I'm kidding.

There's no such thing as invisible paper--

yet.

- Hey, Nora, um,

can we talk to you over here for a sec?

- Thanks. I'm tired of pretending to rake.

- [rake clatters, cat yowls]

- What is it?

- Congratulations.

We're picking you to be our Li'l Z.

Is that like a rap name?

'Cause I was thinking Nora the Destroya.

- No. As our Li'l Z, we're gonna train you

and help take your powers to the next level.

- Whoa, that'd be amazing!

You can help me perfect my laser loops,

so I'll be ready to protect my own city some day.

- [lasers zapping]

- MAX: Ha. Cool.

- Oh, I hope Billy's not gonna be disappointed

when he finds out about all this.

- Unh, Billy's used to being disappointed.

Just give him a cr*cker and he'll be fine.

See?

- I should be upset that Nora's not helping me rake,

but, man, these crackers are good.

[crunching]

- No wonder we're always outta crackers.

Um, Nora, why don't you go wait inside for us.

- Okay.

- Billy, we need to talk. - Cool.

Just let me finish getting rid of these leaves first.

- [wind whooshing]

- Did Billy just do something cool?

- I think he did.

Uh, Billy, have you ever thought about

doing that with both arms?

- You mean, like this?

- [wind whooshing]

- So, we're going with Billy, right?

- Definitely Billy.

- ♪

♪ What you see

♪ Is not what you get

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in

♪ Bet you never guessed

♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be

♪ Look closer, you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality

♪ Just your average family

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

- Sorry, guys.

I didn't realize how powerful my armnadoes were.

- Powerful and amazing.

How would you like to be our Li'l--

- Max!

Um, Billy, could you give us a sec?

- Just knock when you're done.

- Max, what are you doing?

We already told Nora she was our Li'l Z.

- Billy's powers are cooler than Nora's.

If we work with him,

we'll get a ton of Z Force points.

[whining] And I wanna be on the Z Force, Phoebe!

- [whining] I know. Me, too!

I guess we could, you know, probably teach him a lot.

- He could teach us, too. - Yeah.

- He's a whiz with that bucket.

- BILLY: Swish! I think.

- [knocking on bucket]

- Who is it?

- Billy, um... how would you like for us

to take your powers to the next level?

- Well, my bucket powers are already great.

You saw that swish I think I made.

- No, Billy, your armnadoes.

As our Li'l Z, we'll train you to help make them more...

- Armnado-y?

- Sure. Why not?

- Wow, with your training,

I could become the greatest hero in the family.

- Sure. Why not?

- I'm in. I can't wait to tell Nora the good news.

- Whoa! - Not so fast!

There's no time for that. Training starts now.

Why don't you take a couple of laps

around the world to warm up?

- All right. See you in a minute.

- Um...uh... you know what, actually?

Just keep running until we text you.

- BILLY: [zooming]

- All right, I'm good at these things,

so, let me do the talking.

Uh, Nora, we have something to tell you.

- Look, I made a bow with a Li'l Z on it

because I'm so excited!

- Awww...

In that case, Max has something to tell you.

- You're so weak.

Nora... [nervous laugh]

how can I put this delicately?

We don't want you as our Li'l Z.

- You don't?

- Oh, look at her sad widdle face.

- Her lip's quivering, but I'm staying strong.

- [tear sizzles]

- Now there's a laser tear.

- Nora, you didn't let me finish.

We don't want you as our Li'l Z,

we need you as our Li'l Z.

- Really? - Yeah, really?

- Absolutely, and her first assignment

is to walk the perimeter of Hiddenville

and make a mental map.

- Why wouldn't I just use my phone's map?

Oh, because a villain could hack my phone.

- Sure. Why not?

- Max, why didn't you just tell her the truth?

- You're the one who made me talk.

Lie and deny is the Max Thunderman way.

- Yeah, well, not getting lasered in the face

is the Phoebe Thunderman way.

- Phoebe, by the time she finds out,

we'll already be on the Z Force.

- Hm, that's a good point.

We'll have a whole team of superheroes to fight her off.

- BLOBBIN: [fluttering tongue]

- Blobbin, you've been doing the drumroll for minutes.

Just show us the product, please.

- [chuckling] Okay.

From now on,

when the world thinks of Hank Thunderman's face,

they'll think of...

- Underwear?

- [chuckling] Not just underwear.

It's ThunderWear! [chuckling]

It makes the everyday person look and feel like a superhero.

- Daddy's a ButtFace.

- Blobbin, my face does not belong on your tighty brighties.

- You don't sound as excited as I thought you'd be.

- Because you put my cheeks on people's cheeks.

- But we ordered two million of these,

and operators are standing by.

[gasps]

You're not gonna break your promise, are you?

- My Daddy would never break a ThunderPromise.

- Of course, he wouldn't.

- I won't break my promise.

I'll be your buttface.

- Oh, thank goodness,

because we're having a ThunderWear launch party

later today at Splatburger and I need you to wear these.

- Ew.

"One size fits all"?

- That's right. I tested that pair myself.

- Ahhhhh!

- Whoa, hey. What happened to you?

- I was in the middle of my first Li'l Z assignment,

but I made a wrong turn at the Skunk Park.

- Accch! You smell terrible.

- You used to be a man. - Fair enough.

- [wind whooshing]

- Hey, what gives?

- All right, Billy, you're doing great.

- But maybe you'll get a little bit more wind,

if you try opening your fingers while you do it.

- I don't get it.

Why are they training Billy when I'm their Li'l Z?

- Okay. Armnadoes, go!

- [wind whooshing]

- [objects clattering, shattering]

- I can't believe how reckless and destructive that was.

- I know.

It was amazing!

But it'll probably be safer,

if we train him at a different location.

- Well, we could take him to the junkyard.

Everything there's already broken.

- Awesome! [zooming]

- Okay, uh, I guess we'll meet you there.

- Cool, they made Billy a Li'l Z, too.

- Oh, you sad, smelly child.

They chose Billy over you. - What?

How could they do this to me?

- They said something about impressing the Z Force

with Billy's awesome powers,

and you being an overgrown laser pointer.

- They said that?

- No, I made it a lot meaner.

The point is-- he's in, you're out.

- We'll see about that.

I'll show them my powers are cool.

- Whoa, you can't go down there

with those useless eyeballs stinkin' up the place.

You've gotta up your game, girlfriend--

and I have just the thing.

- You'd really help me?

- Yeah, sure.

Right after I finish the dishes.

- [dishes shattering]

- Okay. All done.

- Oh, what's taking Hank so long?

We're gonna be late to the launch party.

- Well, he insisted on washing your ThunderWear--

twelve times.

- HANK: Coming!

These Thundies feel weird.

They keep storming my castle gates.

- It's diaper rash. Been there.

- Hank, ThunderWear go on the outside--

like a supersuit.

That's why the slogan says,

"You'll look and feel like a superhero."

- I wouldn't feel like a superhero.

I'd feel like a weird guy

wearin' his underwear over his jeans.

I only endorse high quality products.

[chuckling] Hey, do you like pasta?

Then you are gonna love microwavable ThunderManicotti,

the only meal that fights crime and hunger.

- So, it's settled-- put these on over your jeans

and meet me at Splatburger in an hour.

Now where is that invisible skateboard?

It's the fifth one I've lost today.

[chuckling] Oh, I'm so happy.

The man of thunder is wearing my unders!

[chuckling]

- Oh, Hank, I've never seen Blobbin this excited.

- Yeah, me, either.

I'm not doin' it.

- What?

- I'm not gonna embarrass myself

at a restaurant full of people.

- You're not gonna help Blobbin?

- Yes, he is, Chloe, because your Daddy promised,

and a ThunderPromise is as strong as ThunderTanium.

- Unless a giggling rich guy

wants to put your face on his underwear.

Whoa! [heavy thud]

Found the invisible skateboard.

- All right, Colosso,

I showered and I'm ready for you to help me.

- Ugh, the only thing that could help you

is another shower.

You still stink!

- You know, I've never laser-fried a rabbit before.

- Actually, I think I'm the one who stinks.

So, I got you a visor to help up your laser game.

- Are you talking about these weird sunglasses?

- Those were supposed to help me cheat

by seeing everybody's cards

at the Villain League poker tournament.

- And they didn't work? - They worked too well.

My eyesight was so boosted, that when someone

lit a candle, I thought the sun exploded.

- So, if the visor made your eyesight stronger,

it should do the same for my lasers.

Colosso, you're a genius!

- Evil genius!

Now aim for the target.

- [laser zapping, expl*si*n]

- Bumble Bee-oncé, Jay-Zebra, no!

- Cool. Max and Phoebe will wish I was their Li'l Z

when they see this.

- [coughs] That blast was way too big to control.

Someone could get hurt, Nora.

Nora?

Unh, she'll figure it out.

- All right, this is the junkyard.

Where's Billy?

- [disco music starts playing] - What's that music?

- BILLY: Guys, check it out.

These mirror balls make me just wanna dance.

- [disco music]



- Okay, time to focus, disco dork.

- Guys, should we be worried about that sign?

- BILLY: "Beware of guard cat"?

- There's no such thing as guard cats.

If there were, we'd just shoo it away.

Like this, git, kit, kit! [laughing]

Cats hate it, so do sisters.

Git, kit, kit! - PHOEBE: [hissing]

- See?

- Man, my arms are sore.

Mind if I take a break, first? - Yeah, sure.

We need you rested so we can get those extra points.

Okay, break's over.

Time to show the Z Force how we upped your powers.

And we're rolling.

- So, Billy, I bet if you superspeed spin in a circle,

you could create your biggest cyclone yet.

- Or puke from being too dizzy.

Oh, I'll edit that out.

Just trying spinning, Li'l Z.

- Okay, I'll give it a try.

- [wind whooshing]

- [garbage cans clatter]

- Wow, that looked amazing,

but I think you hit a skunk.

Something stinks.

- That would be me.

You guys sent me on a fake assignment,

and I ended up in Skunk Park.

- Made that wrong turn, huh?

- You smell and I'm dizzy.

[small thud]

- MAX: Nora. [nervous laugh]

I can explain this.

Phoebe, you're up. - What?

- I know you guys picked Billy

because you think his powers are cooler.

But my powers are cool, too.

- Colosso's visor. You shouldn't be wearing that.

It's wonky. - You're wonky!

Now watch this.

- [laser zapping] - Uh-oh!

- [dramatic music]

- Cut it down, Nora! - I'm trying!

- MAX & PHOEBE: [scream] - [heavy thud]

- Are you guys okay?

- Yes, is what I would say,

if I weren't being trapped by a giant pizza.

- I'm sorry.

I just wanted to show you guys that I could be a great Li'l Z.

- No need to apologize. Tiger.

- That's a weird nickname for her.

I'd go with Skunk Girl.

- No, no, no, tiger! - [tiger snarling]

That cat sign was very misleading.

- MAX: Don't worry, guys, I got this.

Git, kit, kit!

- [tiger snarling]

- You're making him and me much angrier.

- [chuckling]

I knew we had another box of ThunderManicotti.

Ew, expired three years ago.

I'll take my chances.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Ow! Not again!

- Ah, it's like I'm standing on a family of stingrays.

- Chloe! - [whooshing]

Hey, guys, what's up?

- Why are your toys everywhere?

- You promised you'd pick up your toys.

- So? You didn't keep your promise to Blobbin.

Later! [whooshing]

- Hank, this is what you get

for breaking your ThunderPromise in front of Chloe.

I think you know what you need to do.

- Eat this expired manicotti?

- [tongue fluttering]

[laughing]

Sorry about the two hour drumroll.

But I don't think our special guest is gonna show.

- Think again! - BLOBBIN: [gasps]

Where were you?

I forgive you. Strut your stuff.

And now, former superhero-- ThunderMan!

- CROWD: [cheering, applauding]

- Wow, look at him rocking those ThunderWear.

So fierce. So comfortable.

- The breathable cotton allows me to stay super cool

when I'm dropping the kids off at school,

or showing up at Splatburger to keep my promises.

- And with our patented stretch 'n snap technology,

say goodbye to saggy, droopin' drawers.

- Goodbye, saggy, droopin' drawers.

- [elastic snaps]

- Isn't he amazing?

Just like ThunderWear!

Now who wants a pair?

Buy one, get one free. [nervous laugh]

Buy none, get two free?

At least give it a try.

Ohhh...

- Sorry, Blobbin.

They can't all be winners.

Or make sense.

- It's not the end of the world.

At least I didn't put my face on it.

[chuckling]

Catch ya later, ThunderFam!

- I am proud of you, honey.

- Oh, well, I don't care how silly I look,

as long as our little girl learns her lesson.

- Goodbye, saggy, droopin' drawers!

- [elastic snaps]

- Well, at least she learned a lesson.

- [tiger snarling]

- Oh, no! This is my fault.

Now you and Max are gonna be eaten.

- Why didn't you just pick up a sub?

- Wait, our Li'l Z can fix this.

- Which one, Stinky or Twirly?

- We're standing right here.

- You tell 'em, Twirly.

- Nora, the visor boosted your lasers,

but maybe you could boost them on your own.

- Yeah, try closing your eyes to build up the energy.

- Oh, so now I'm your Li' Z. - Just try it!

- [lasers zapping] - [pizza sizzling]

- It worked! - Yeah!

- [tiger snarling]

- And the tiger's not a fan.

- I'm on it.

- [wind whooshing]

- [tiger snarling]

- [triumphant music]

- Way to go, guys.

- Don't you mean, way to go us?

We mentored them into saving our lives.

- Nora, we're so sorry for not being honest.

We should have never put our assignment ahead of you.

- I forgive you.

Besides, I already rubbed my skunk smell

all over your clothes at home.

- Where's my apology?

- For what? Making you awesome?

We're sorry for pushing you so hard.

It's too bad you can't both be our Li'l Z's.

- Wait, Max, there are two of us.

Maybe we can submit two Li'l Z's.

- Really? - That'd be great.

- Let's go.

Wait, we forgot the video.

- [tiger snarling]

- We'll make a new video.

Run!

- ♪
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