[ alarm blaring ]
[ alarm continues ]
CAPTAIN MAN: Be with you all in a minute.
My hands are super dry hands today...
- [ super-screams ] Stop!
Oh...come on!
- I don't know if it's the weather
or my new turpentine soap I've been using
but my paws are crackin'...
- Noooooooo!
- Stop! - Yeah time out, time out!
- Why'd you call time out?!
I was about to bash the Pittsburgh Stealer
over the head with this fire extinguisher.
- That's not a fire extinguisher, man.
That's art. - Whaaat?
- It's an original piece of modern art by Andy Warthog.
It is worth millions.
- I am so sorry.
I did not realize it was a Warthog.
- Look at the post-industrial typeface,
of course it's a Warthog.
- It's staring you in the face. - Use your brain, man.
- Do you not see the line confidence?!
- Please don't make me feel any more embarrassed
than I feel right now! - Okay, breathe.
- Okay, look. We obviously want to catch you
before can you steal any of this priceless modern art.
- And I want to steal this priceless art
and bring it back to the City of Three Rivers.
I'm speaking, of course, of the world-class metropolis
of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
- Is Pittsburgh a world-class city, though?
- Pittsburg is a world-class city!
- I think it's just a city.
- PARIS, VIENNA, PITTSBURGH!
- Listen, man! We need to figure out a way to do this
without breaking any of this amazing art.
- Well, it looks like we got ourselves
a real Pittsburgh standoff.
- Oh my god time in.
- Alright, m'Man Hands are properly looo-tioned
let's do this...
Aw, when did that happen?
- While you were moisturizing your paws.
- Nice! Only one thing left to do then.
- Take him to jail?
- Celebrate the win!
- No no. - Come on, man.
- You didn't even help. - This song is awesome!
[ shouting over the music ]
- Hey hey hey! - No no no!
♪ Dannnnngerrrrrrr!
♪ Whoa-oh-oh!
♪ Whoa-oh-oh!
♪ Dangerrrrrrrrr!
♪ Whoa-oh-oh!
♪ Whoa-oh-oh!
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ One two three Force!
- On top of how cocky it was to sing your own theme song--
- Well, I'm not gonna apologize.
- --that fire extinguisher was valued at
over four million dollars.
- Four million what?! - Dollars!
It was an original Warthog.
- Did you not notice the line confidence?!
- How can a fire extinguisher cost four million dollars?!
- Because it was art.
- Art is fancy paintings! And sculptures!
And sometimes my face when the morning sun hits my eyes!
Art is not a fire extinguisher!
- Expand your mind, man.
- NO.
And none of this matters, anyway, okay,
because all crime-fighting damages are covered
under my super-hero contract with the city.
Including victory dances. - For real?
- According to the Captain Man User Agreement,
which you signed-- - Nobody ever reads those!
- Eh, lawyer up, pal.
- Look, you either pay us back for all the art you destroyed
or I'll repossess the Man Copter.
- I'll just buy a new one. - Then I'll cancel Mom Con.
- I'm permanently banned from Mom Con.
- Then I'll take your name off one of the twelve streets
that are named after you and I'll rename it after...
- Don't you say it. - Joey...Lawrence.
[ all gasp ]
- Okay. Then there's just one thing for me to do.
- Let me guess, completely overreact to the situation?
- By refusing to work? - And going on strike?
- And hoping that the city gets overridden with crime?
- And comes crawling back to you?
- Wow. I was just gonna say apologize for my misdeeds
and pay him back but you know, I like your idea better.
- Dangit! - Why do I ever talk!
- Should've just shut up! - Why did we do that?!
- Hey Vice Mayor!
Captain Man is goin' on strike!!!
- I know I heard all that.
[ music ]
- Well? - Well what?
- Well, what are your visions telling you
about the ending of the next Battle Pigs movie?
- Pfft. That's not how my visions work.
[ everyone groans ]
- Be a lot cooler if it was.
- I can't control when I have visions of the future.
They just show up when they show up.
I mean, if I had some Nacho Ball right now maybe they'd show up.
- I'll teleport to Nacho Ball right now!
Be back in a flash.
Sorry guys, I don't know what's wrong
with my portin' powers today.
- Bose for the last time,
you do not have the power to teleport.
- You have telekinesis!
- I do?! That sounds serious.
Tell my family I loved them.
- Emergency! Everybody up to the Man's Nest, STAT!
- What's the emergency? - That you guys haven't seen
the four million dollar pro-crime commercial I just sh*t.
- You sh*t a pro-crime commercial?!
- For four million dollars?!
- Well... Jon Favreau did. But I wrote it.
- Why didn't you just pay that four million dollars
to the Vice Mayor?!
- Because you guys told me to go on strike!
Now, do you guys wanna come to the Man's Nest
and see my ad or not?
[ in unison ] - NO!
CAPTAIN MAN: Hey people of Swellview!
Do you ever think about committin' crimes?!
Well now you can, because Captain Man is on strike
and there's nobody out there to stop you!
- You made a commercial to encourage people
to commit crimes?! - That's right.
Crime wave minus Captain Man equals the Vice Mayor realizes
he needs me and comes crawling back to Daddy.
- Ew. - I'm Daddy.
[ Mika and Chapa in unison ] - Ew!
- What about all the victims of the--
- Da-da-da-da, this is the best part.
Crimes like... postal fraud, pyramid schemes,
mobstering, buffoonery,
releasing wild animals at the mall, pirating DVDs, ...
- This is messed up.
- This is the best part.
Or capturing Danger Force
and slowly lowering them into a pit of lava.
- You're encouraging crimes against us?
- What is your problem?
- Shhh, this is the best part.
So get out there and get criming!
This ad was paid for by the committee
who loves Captain Man.
- You spent four million dollars on that?
- Eh, you got me, it was five million.
- Why would you spend five million dollars on an ad
encouraging people to commit crimes?!
- Fine it was six million, but this is the way, Mika.
- This is not the way!
- And now simply to turn on the news
and watch the Vice Mayor cave.
- Breaking news! - The Vice Mayor
has a big announcement about Captain Man's strike.
- Oh! I hate it when I'm right.
- You're never right. - This is a good example of--
- Yeah yeah yeah yeah, this is the best part.
- After seeing Captain Man's eight million dollar ad--
- [ whispers ] Nine.
- It has become clear to me that Swellview
desperately needs a superhero.
- Oooo, say the words...
- And I have come up with a solution
to end this Captain Man strike.
- Say the words, old man.
- I have reached out to our friends in France,
who have generously agreed to lend us their superhero.
- Wait what?!
VICE MAYOR: Until Captain Man ends his strike,
Swellview will be under the protection of a new superhero!
MONSIEUR MAN: Beep beep beep, out of my way!
[ horn beeps ]
I am...
- Monsieur Man!
- Monsieur Man! Hoh-hoh!
[ Trent and Mary cheer ]
- Let's go. Hoh-hoh!
It all just hoh-hoh happened!
- Okay so Ray went on strike--
- --nine million dollars for a commercial--
- Keep talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ Un, deux, trois, Force!
[ in unison ] - Emergency!
[ doorbell ringing ]
- Ray, are you okay?
- He stole my theme song!
♪ Un, deux, trois, Force!
[ accordion music ]
- Beep beep beep out of our way.
- Hoh-hoh-hoh! This guy gets it! Ha-Ha!
- You're really just gonna stand there
and watch this guy move into your nest?
- Dude! - What?
- You bet I'm gonna watch him -- with my fists!
- What? - Hey, Dame Judy French!
Get ready to feel Truth... Justice...
...and the American Way!
- Are your insults also on strike?
- Yaaaahhhhhh!
- Ah-ah-ahhhh!
According to the agreement that you clicked on
when you joined the Good Guys Guild --
if a foreign superhero is covering a strike,
the local superhero has to let the visitor live in his lair.
- You mean I could have stayed in your place
when we were in Paris?
- Oui oui! You could have stayed in the Monsieur Mansion.
- This also says he gets to use your science guy
and any sidekicks.
- Oh my god Mika, stop reading.
- It also says we have to tell him our real names.
- No!
- I'm Miles Theopholis Macklin.
- And I am Michel Manchestier.
- Oooo. - Okay.
- Hey, Michel where should I put your stretchy piano thingy?
[ accordion notes play ]
- Put it with the rest of my stuff in Captain Man's bedroom!
- Would you like some coffee, Michel?
- Is that my Man-mug?!
- American coffee tastes like ketchup and gasoline. Ptooie.
[ mug breaks ]
- I totally agree.
- Hoh-hoh! - Hoh-hoh!
- Heh-hoh!
- Now you look here, French Stewart--
EMERGENCY ALARM: Beep! Beep! Beep!
- There's an emergency at The Swellview Mall!
There's a troop of silver foxes on the loose.
- Like the animals with the sharp teeth and claws?
- Or a bunch of classy guys that look like Anderson Cooper?
- The animals with the sharp teeth and the claws.
- We gotta roll... - Yeah.
- Well, you guys can't use any of my weapons!
Don't even touch 'em!
- Ewww. For some furry little foxes?
Pfff. The only w*apon I will need
is my natural French charm.
- [ giggles ] This guy's got style.
- I like him.
- Wait up Michel! - We'll come with!
- Wait wait wait. Don't help him!
I need him to fail so the city will take me back.
- Sorry man, we're not on strike.
- And we swore an oath to Swellview.
- I'd never betray you. - Same.
- Down the tube! - Down the tube!
[ music ]
- You know how to play the accordion?
- No. I just know how to play our theme song
on every instrument in the world.
- Hey, are they back yet?
- Why are you wearing medals?
- Oh these guys?
I always wear 'em when I get out of the shower.
- False. - Never seen you do that before in my life.
- You trying to big-time Monsieur Man
when he comes back from fighting those foxes?
- Pfft. No.
But do you think he'll be impressed when he sees 'em?
[ tube alert ]
[ laughing ]
- Now that's a well-timed entrance.
- We're back! - Oh these medals?
Well, I gave myself this one after I put out a fire
that I accidentally started.
- Yo, we just had the best mission!
- So much fun!
- And, uh, this one I got when I helped--
- This guy handled those foxes like a bauss.
- He just walked up to them, started rubbing their bellies,
and singing them a song.
- Boring! Everyone stop talking, look at my medals.
- Ba-ba-ba-boh, this is the best part.
- Okay, so a mom that he saved from the silver foxes
gave him a kiss on the cheek!
- Oh look, it's on the news right now.
- Now that's a well-timed news report.
- Monsieur Man was able to subdue the wild animals
just before they att*cked local hot mom, Kim Danvers.
- What?! TRENT: Welcome, Kim.
- Thanks for having me.
- It's so nice to finally see you.
- You can't save her! She's my ex!
- You said you don't like her "like that" anymore.
- Yeah, but, don't mean I wanna hear about her gettin' saved
by some other dude!
- Tell us about this kiss!
- Well, first of all he was French.
- Love that. - Ooo-la-la...
- And he saved me. So I kissed him.
- Wow. - Lucky guy.
- Yeah... I think I'm finally over my ex.
- Grrrrr!
EMERGENCY ALARM: Beep! Beep! Beep!
- Looks like there's an emergency at Dinnyland!
- Do you mean Disneyland?
- No! - No no no.
- No no. We can't say that.
- We definitely do not mean Disneyland.
What's the problem?
- Looks like one of the rides got stuck.
They fixed it but everyone is too scared to go on.
[ gasps ] They need ridetesters!
- So the emergency is we get to skip the line
and ride a roller coaster?!
- And we get to take our picture with Morky Moose!
- Alright, yeah. Wait for us!
- Annnnd I hate this day.
[ in unison ] - Down the tube!
[ somber accordion version of The Danger Force Theme plays ]
- Now that's a well-timed accordion sting.
[ music ]
- What a week it's been for Danger Force!
- And Monsieur Man!
- After test riding at Dinnyland,
they jetted over to Swellview's famous
Sweet Pete's Candy Factory, which was being att*cked
by a swarm of The Toddler's sweet-seeking laser drones.
But ShoutOut super-screamed them right out of the sky!
- Oh. [ super-screams ]
Got 'em!
SWEET PETE: Thanks, ShoutOut!
- You're welcome, Sweet Pete!
- Au revoir!
- Then Brainstorm and AWOL teamed up with Monsieur Man
to rescue Kim Danvers from Cavekid.
- I think Kim Danvers is looking for trouble
so Monsieur Man can find her.
- She certainly seems to be over her ex, whoever that is.
Monsieur Man and Volt rounded out their Week of Victory,
winning both biweekly Swellview Battles of the Bands.
♪ Mon-sieurrrrr...
♪ Hon-hon-hon,
♪ Hon-hon-hon!
♪ Ooooh-ooooh-ooooh!
♪ Un, deux, trois, quatre!
- We're not sure when Captain Man's
strike will end but who cares?
- Don't need him.
- Shut up!
- In other news--
- Ray, Ray, the kids need you!
- No they don't. Haven't you been watching the news?!
- Noooo I've been monitoring the sensors on the kids' suits.
They're on a mission at the lava lamp factory--
- Whole Lava Lamps? - Yes!
And their temp readings are almost scary high.
- Pff, they're fine. Monsieur Man's probably just
"charming the lava" with his stupid accent.
- But what if they are in trouble for realzies?
- Probably gonna get the lava to kiss him on the cheek.
- Dah! Their temps are officially scary high,
you need to go help them!
- They're fine.
[ groovy 's music ]
[ yelling ]
- We're in trouble.
- No, we're not. I'm sure Monsieur Man has a plan
to get us out of this. - Of course I do!
Monsieur Man always has a plan.
I will throw the baguette at the lever.
[ grunts ]
I have missed!
- Ooooh. We're in trouble. - Yeah.
- Oh, no!
[ AWOL whines ]
[ groovy 's music ]
MONSIEUR MAN: Oh, no no no no!
- Why are you doing this?!
- I'm That Seventies Crook, baby!
Roller dancing is what I do!
- No, he means why are you lowering us
into a pit of lava?!
- Great question...
- Yeah, we were wondering that.
- Owning a lava lamp factory was gettin' me down, Charlie Brown.
Then I saw this commercial on Boob Tube.
Saw this cat Captain Man laying down some heavy ideas --
saying that I should start committing crimes.
And so I thought, "Well that sounds grooooovy, baby.
And why not start with melting Danger Force?"
- Because that's m*rder?!
- Mmm. Says you, Nancy Drew!
- Says the law!
- Say goodbye, Danger Force!
- No no no no!
[ lunch whistle blares ]
- Yo boss! - Yeah?
- That's lunch, ya dig?
- Mmm. Groovayyy...
Why don't you guys hang while me and my crew get some fondue.
Let's cheese it, boys! Roll out!
- Okay. While they're gone we need to figure out a way to get outta this.
- Yeah, Captain Man's on strike so it's not like he's about to
waltz in here and say, "Ding-dong, dummies.
I'm here to save you."
- Ding-dong dummies. I'm here to save you.
- Now that's a well-timed entrance.
- Hey, Cap-ee-tan Man!
It seems we have been captured by That Seventies Crook!
- But if you pull that lever it will stop us
from being lowered into that lava.
- And then you can save us. - So pull it.
- And save us. - Please.
- This lever? - That's the one.
- And now simply to pull.
- If only it were that simple...
- It's literally that simple. - There's a sign.
- Iiiiiiii know what's going on here.
- [ gasps ] He only says that
when he has no idea what's going on!
- It's obvious.
You guys set this up because you could see
that I haven't felt needed all week long.
- I have not seen that. - Yeah, we were so busy
fighting crime with Monsieur Man.
- I honestly thought you left.
- Okay, so I'm supposed to just "believe"
that on the very day that I'm feeling so sad
that I almost called Kim Danvers to take her back--
PHONE VOICE: Calling Kim Danvers.
- Ew!
...that Schwoz just "happens" to see
that you guys are in trouble
and you "need me" to come help you?
- We need you to pull that lever!
- And I suppose you're all going to tell me
that you all got trapped here by some kind of wacky criminal
with an arbitrary gimmick?
- Well-timed entrance coming.
- Captain Man!
You're just in time to watch me "fondue" you in!
- Wow. Wow.
- Just pull the lever!
- Ahhhhh! - Enough.
- Ow. - Great sh*t!
Now pull the lever!
- Whoa! Yo, man.
Did you just laser That Seventies Crook?
- Ooo oooo, Henchmen!
I suppose you expect me to "fight" these guys now.
- We expect you to pull the lever.
- Okay, I'll play your little game...
Come on. Let's do this.
Oh, wow, four of them?
Matching outfits too.
Okay, here we go.
- Huh! Ha!
- You like that?
Is that what you wanna see?
You wanna see me fight these guys?! Huh?
Is that what you want?
How about that, guys?
- Awwww!
- Are you not entertained?
- Yo, daddio!
- Does that make you happy?
- Yes! - Because you know what?
This makes me happy! And I'll tell you why...
- Could you tell us after you pull the lever?
- Please. - It's getting a little hot.
- No! This can't wait.
In fact, I'm gonna tell all of Swellview why I'm so happy.
[ yelling ]
[ music ]
- Hello? Captain Man, are you there?
- Hello? You're live.
- I've got something I need to say
to the entire city of Swellview.
MARY: Go ahead. - Someone help us!
- I just want to say that I accept your apology.
- I don't believe one was offered.
- Well, I still accept.
- Help!
- But I only accept...
because of these kids right here.
- Just pull the lever we're about to get melted!
- I mean, the effort they put into creating
this whole fake scenario... - It's not fake!
- Did Volt just say they're about to get melted?
- Yes! - No.
I mean, the effort they put in to faking this
shows me that they know...
they know how much this town needs Captain Man.
- I don't see how you can possibly draw that conclusion.
- And so, I'm officially ending my strike.
I'll pay the fine and go back to work.
- Wow.
- But it's only because of these kids right here, who I love.
- If you love us then save us!
- Oh my god shut up I'm on the news!
Ugh, it's like "Gah, gimme a second" y'know?
- We are running very low on seconds.
- So Swellview -- you got your Man back.
And I accept your apology.
- None given.
- Shut your mouth, Trent.
Whew! That felt good.
- Will you please pull the lever?!
- Alright. I'll pull your stupid lever are you happy now?
[ everyone sighs ]
- Now we just gotta figure out
how to get this guy back to France.
- Hoh-hoh! - Can you get us down first?
- This lava's really hot.
- This lava's not even real.
It's fondue.
- No no no no no!
[ Captain Man screams ]
- Ahhhhh--I'm ok.
Let's go home dummies.
- Hey, wait wait wait. - Dude, get us down!
[ all yelling ]
[ music ]
♪ Always on the scene in the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see trouble I know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x21 - Captain Man Strikes Out
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.