01x22 - The Slumber Party

[bunniefuu]

Rudy:
Hey, Kids, This Show's
Especially For You.

I Guess You Grown-Ups
Will Like It, Too.

Rudy:
Hi, Vanessa.

Where You Going?

Oh, Nowhere.

Why Do You Have Ice Skates?

Okay, I'm Going Ice-Skating.

Can I Come?

You Wouldn't
Like It.

The Big People There
Might Bump You Around.

I Don't Care.

You Could Fall On The Ice
And Catch Pneumonia.

I Don't Care.

Your Ankles Will Swell Up,
And You Won't Be Able To Walk.

I Don't Care.

Everyone There Will Be ,
And You Wouldn't Have Fun.

Tell You What.

I'll Take You
Sledding Tomorrow.

Thanks.

See You Later.

Hi, Rudy.

Want To Play?

I Can't.

I Have Something
To Discuss With Dad.

Have You Seen Him?

Dad's Busy.

Doing What?

Cleaning The Stove.

Did He Say He'd Like Help?

Good.

How's It Going?

Fine.

Almost Finished?

Finished.

Next Time Ask Me.

I'd Be Happy To Help.

What Do You Want?

Next Saturday Is The Booster
Banquet For The Football Team.

Your Mother And I
Bought Tickets.

Can You Buy More?

Everybody On The Team
Has To Sell Ten.

You've Sold How Many?

Counting You?

Uh-Huh.

Two.

How Many People Have You Asked?

Counting You?

Yeah!

Two.

Two!

You're Supposed To
Go Outside Of The House.

You Could Ask Some Doctors
At The Hospital.

Ask Some Of The Doctors
At The Hospital.

That's All You People
Ever Think About In This House

Every Time You Have
Something To Sell.

Now When I Walk In
The Doctors' Lounge

They Say,
"Here's Huckster Huxtable"

And Dive Under The Sofa.

It Will Be A Great Banquet.

After Dinner,
They're Going To Show A Film

Of The Season's Highlights.

That's Going To Be A Short Film.

Actually, There's No Sense
In Even Turning The Lights Off.

Do Me
A Favor.

I Put The Thing In Backwards.

So Put Those
Things In For Me.

Thank You.

Hello?

This Is Rudy.

Rudy Huxtable.

I Live In
New York City.

Ahem, Yes, Uh,
Pardon Me, Please.

Hello.

This Is Rudy's Father.

How Is The Weather
In Ireland?

She's Five.

Oh, You Do?

No, Thank You.

I Don't Want To Talk To Sean.

Yeah, Okay. Good.

Thank You.

And Top O' The Morning
To You, Too.

Honey, I Thought
I Told You

The Rules Of
The House State

You Do Not Pick Up
That Phone And Dial

Unless Someone...

Helps You.
Helps You.

What's The Matter?

I'm Bored.

Really?

I've Got Over $ Million Worth
Of Books I Bought In Your Room.

I'm Not Into Reading Today.

You're Not Into Reading Today.

Well, What About
Drawing Some Letters?

Some As, Some Bs...

I Did That Already.

What About

Playing With Dad?

We'll Be Friends.

Can My Friend Maria Come Over?

What Do You Mean
Your Friend Maria?

I'm Your Friend.

No, You're My Daddy.

Are You Kidding Me?

Daddy's Make The Best Friends.

Why Do You Think Dogs
Always Hang Out With Them?

Can Maria Sleep Over?

I'll Ask Maria's
Mother And Father.

Can Some Other Friends
Sleep Over?

Sure. You Want To Fly In
Sean From Ireland?

All Right. Getting Ready To Go.

Dad Said I Can Have
Friends Sleep Over.

You're Going To Have Them
Sleep Over Tonight?

Didn't You Always Say
We Should Entertain More?

But Tonight?

You Know I'm Not Coming Home
Until Late.

I Can Handle It By Myself.

I'll Get Rudy's Class List.

It Has The Parents' Numbers
On It.

My Favorite Daughter.

What's Up?

We're Having Friends For Dinner.

Like You To Pitch In.

Great. Who's Coming?

Oh, Some Lively Guests.

Okay. What Should I Wear?

Old Clothes.

Rudy's Having
A Sleep-Over.

Dad, I Just Remembered
I Have Plans Tonight.

Okay, Go Ahead.

We'll Just Use Your Room
While You're Gone.

(Chanting
Military March)

Company, Halt!

My Company, Close In The Ranks!

No, Don't Knock
Each Other Down.

About Face!

All Right.

As Fast As You Can

Take Off
Your Coats!

After You Take Off
Your Coats, Go To Bed!

But We Just Got Here!

What?

We Just Got Here!

That's Right.
So Go To Sleep.

Then Get Up In The Morning,
And I'll Take You All Home.

I Want You All
To Repeat After Me:

I Promise...

I Promise...

Not To Run
Outside Of
The House.

Not To Run
Outside Of The House.

I Promise...

I Promise...

Not To Run
Inside Of The House.

Not To Run
Inside Of The House.

I Promise...

I Promise...

Not To Touch...

Not To Touch...

Pick Up...

Pick Up...

Step On...

Step On...

Anything That Looks Interesting.

Anything That Looks Interesting.

You All Are Starting
To Get A Little Weak.

Does Anybody Here
Have Any Notes?

What Notes?

Notes From Your Parents.

All Right.

Would You Bring
It Over, Please?

What Is Your Name?

Desiree.

Desiree.

I Better Take These Things
And Put Them In My Pocket

Because Dimples--
People Steal Them.

You Go Sit Down.

Who Else
Has A Note?

What Is
Your Name?

Naoka.

Naoka.
All Right.

It Says Here That You
Are A Compulsive Gambler.

And, Uh...

That You Are Wanted
By The Police.

Is This Correct?

All Right.

But It Does Say
You're Allergic To Milk.

Can You Eat A Cookie
With Milk In It?

Have You Ever
Had A Cookie?

Then You Won't Get
Any Here, Either.

Go Sit Down.

All Right.

Uh...

May I See You
For A Minute, Please?

I Don't Remember
Picking You Up.

Were You In The Car When
I Drove Up To The House Here?

How Did You
Get In The House With Us?

If He Wasn't In The Car..?

You Know Peter.

He Lives Across The Street.

You're Peter
From Across The Street?

How Did He
Get In The House?

He Was Outside
When You Said

"Everybody Line Up."

Can He Stay?

Do You Want To?

Okay.

Son, Go Across The Street
And Ask Mrs. Chiara

If It's All Right
If Peter Stays.

Okay, Dad.

All Right, Go Sit Down.

Come Here, Please.

Yes.

Come Here,
Double Vision.

And Your Name Is?

Kyle.

Dana.

Do You Sing Or Dance?

We Don't Dance.

When You're In School.

No.

Do You Know Some Songs?

Yes.

What?

Uno, Dos,
Siesta.

So, Would You
Do It For Me?

Yes.
Yes.

I Would Love
To See It.

♪Uno, Dos, Siesta♪

♪ Said East, West ♪

♪ I Met My Boyfriend
At The Candy Store ♪

♪ He Bought Me Ice... ♪

Now Wait.

Wait, Wait,
Wait, Wait.

What Boyfriend?

Huh?

We Don't Have
A Boyfriend.

You Don't Have A Boyfriend?

You Just Said You Met Him
At The Candy Store.

It's Just A Game.

It's
A Game?

Honest?

Yes.
Yes.

Okay, Go Ahead.

♪Uno, Dos, Siesta♪

♪ Said East, West ♪

♪ I Met My Boyfriend
At The Candy Store ♪

♪ He Bought Me Ice Cream ♪

♪ He Bought Me Cake ♪

♪ He Brought Me Home With... ♪

Wait
A Minute.

How Old Is This Boy?

Two.
Two.

Two?

He's Two Years Old, And He's Got
Money For Ice Cream And Cake?

It's Just A Game.

What Do You Mean,
It's Just A Game?

Okay, Go Ahead.

♪Uno, Dos, Siesta♪

♪ Said East, West ♪

♪ I Met My Boyfriend ♪

♪ At The Candy Store ♪

♪ He Bought Me Ice Cream ♪

♪ He Bought Me Cake ♪

♪ He Brought Me Home
With A Bellyache ♪

♪ Mama, Mama, I'm So Sick ♪

♪ Call The Doctor
Quick, Quick, Quick ♪

♪ Doctor, Doctor, Will I Die? ♪

♪ Count To Five
And You'll Be Alive ♪

♪ One, Two, Three, Four, Five ♪

♪ I'm Alive ♪

I Think You All
Better Sit Down.

Mrs. Chiara Said Peter Can Stay.

We Can Keep Him
As Long As We Want.

Peter?

Your Mother Says You Can Stay.

Would You Like That?

How's It Feel To Be
The Only Man With Seven Women?

You Sleep With Me Tonight.

All Right, Got
The Bucking Horse.

We Have
The Championship.

This Is
The Last Round.

Here Comes
Our Challenger.

Rudy Huxtable Didn't Do Well
The First Two Times Out

But I Know This Time
She'll Do Well.

You Know The Rules.

Arms Sideways.

We're Riding.

The Horse Looks Like...

Arms To The Side.

You're Falling Off.

There She Goes.
She's Doing It.

The Horse Bucks.

Whoa! Stay On.

That Was Seconds.

Wasn't Bad.

Come On Over.

And Here's "Sing A Song."

Here We Go.

Arms Out To The Side.

Sing Is Riding

And The Bucking Horse
Is Going All Around.

He's Off To The Side.

She's Riding Well.

Whoa!

Sing Did Well.

Come On Over.

What's Your
Name Again?

Naoka.

Right. I'm Glad
You Got It Right.

Raise Your Arms Up.

The Horse Broke Out
Of The Stall.

I'm Sorry.

You Didn't Do
Well At All.

Didn't I Put These
In My Pocket?

You're Taking
Those Dimples Out.

Here We Go.

Climb Right On Up.

Put Your Arms Out To The Side.

The Horse Is Coming
Out Of The Stall

And... Whoa! Wait!

How About That?

Nice Try.

Here We Go.

Next.

Climb Right On Up
There.

She's Up.

Hands To The Side.

That's No Good.
Just Come On.

You Ride Better
Than Your Sister, Don't You?

Arms To The Side.

You're Doing Fine.

You've Got Everything...

Whoa!

All Right.

Come On.

Here Comes My Wife.

She's Going To Ride Good.

Oh, Look At Maria Go!

The Horse Goes
Into A Big Spin

And She's Going Off...

She's Got The Prize,
Ladies And Gentlemen.

So Far,
She's The Best.

Okay.

Come On
Down.

We're Going To
Fix The Horse Up Here.

Now, You Just Kind Of
Ease Into Him.

All Right.

Okay.

All Right.

Here We Go.

Thank You.

It Is Now Monster Time.

(Screaming)

Sit Down.

Sit Down.

If The Monster Catches You,
He Will Nub You In The Neck.

(Screaming)

Sit Down.

You Can't Move
Till The Monster Moves.

(Roaring)

(Screaming)

(Roaring)

(Doorbell)

(Doorbell)

Come On In, Dad.

Just Thought
I'd Stop In.

Grandpa!

Hi, Rudy!
How's My Best Girl?

Got Some New Brothers
And Sisters Here?

Yeah.

I Delivered
These Children

And The Parents Didn't
Want Them Anymore

So They Brought Them Back.

Everybody Into
The Kitchen.

Tell Theo To
Give You A Cookie!

(Shrieking)

It's Just
A Quarter To Six

And You're Pulling
The Old Cookie Trick.

You're Already
Running Out Of Steam.

No, Everything Is
Under Control, Dad.

I See
You're Limping.

No, I'm Fine.
It's Just A Track Injury.

I Know Bucking-Horse Knee
When I See It.

You're Enjoying This,
Aren't You?

It's Clear To Me
That The Tide Is Shifting.

You're Going Out
And The Children Are Coming In.

You'll Be Drowning
In Children

In Ten
Minutes.

Luckily, Somebody Came Along
Who Can Bail You Out.

You Can Control These Children
Better Than I Can?

Yes, And I'm Willing

To Put My Much-Needed Retirement
Money On The Line For This.

Dad, We're Not Talking
About Betting.

I'll Bet If You'll Leave Me
Alone With These Children

For One Minute

They'll Be Sitting Here
As Quiet As Little Angels.

Anybody Can thr*aten Children.

I Won't thr*aten Them.

Do You Want To Make The Bet?
Twenty Dollars.

It's Been A Long Time
Since I Took Money From You

But It Certainly Will Be
My Pleasure.

Hello, Everybody.

Granddad Wants To
See All Of You.

Have You All
Had Your Cookie?

Children:
Yes!

All Right, Go Out
For The Bucking Horse.

(Shouting)

Your Grandfather's
In For It Now.

He's Here?
I'll Say Hi.

No, He's Spending Time
With The Children--

Unless You Want To See Him
For The Last Time.

What's Going On?

Your Grandfather Bet $

That He Could Have The Children
Quiet In One Minute.

That's Impossible!

Better Believe It.

Especially When The Sugar
From The Cookies Kicks In.

You Should Have Bet $ .

He's My Father.

It's Hard Enough
To Take $ From Him.

But You'll Do It?

Yeah!

What Did You
Do To Them?

Nothing Special.

These Lovely Children
Can Be Well-Behaved

With Proper Supervision.

You're Not Telling Me?

Not A Chance.

Children, Excuse Me.

I'll Be Going Now.

Thanks For
A Lovely Visit.

Whoa!

Grandpa, You're
A Football Fan, Right?

Sure Am.

Love The Gridiron.

Want To Go To My Football Team's
Booster Banquet?

How Much?

Five Dollars A Ticket.

I'll Take
Eight.

Thanks, Granddad.

I Filled My Quota
InThe House.

Okay. Thanks For
Coming Over, Dad.

It's Good To
See You, Son.

Have A Good Time.

Bye-Bye.

Bye.

What Did My Old, Gray-Haired,
Gentleman Friend Say To You?

Go Sit Down.

Rudy...

Come Here, Dear.

What Did Granddad
Say To You?

He Said If We Were Quiet
And Smiled

You'll Give Us Each A Dollar
In The Morning.