02x17 - Excalibur

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Two punches in a row...

coming up again!

Ice Breath will be coming next!

In three seconds...

...two... one...

...zero!

All right! Let's go!

I've been walking in the light all this time

I've been following footprints

that didn't exist until yesterday

Although I've been in a maze with no goal,

with a map drenched in rain

I have no regrets at all

If I cry out

I'm sure my voice will reach you

The sound of the bell in the beginning of the story

Will connect us during our journey

The future world that you envisioned

Will lead you to a sky of that day

And will make our dream come true

and even go beyond miracles

The future world that you envisioned

Exists somewhere even now

Let's add layers of our dream

and reach the true pure light

Ah on give for my way

"Excalibur"

The pattern's changing!

Watch your backs!

It's not looking good, Big Brother.

Only three lights left!

Listen, can't you use that

Skill-whatchamacallit technique?

He's still got two bars

left on his HP gauge.

I can't deplete them

with my Skill Connect.

Everybody--on the defensive!

It's no good! The buff...

Big Bro--

Everybody run!

Sinon! Cover me for seconds!

Lord Swordsman...

At this rate, our chances

of defeating Thrymr are nil.

We have but one hope.

My tribe's secret treasure,

buried somewhere in this room.

All right. So what kind of treasure is it?

It is about so big...

a golden hammer.

H-Hammer?

Big Brother! Use a Thunder-type Skill!

Thun... Thunder?

Is this it?

Freyja... Here you go!

...imming... Brimming...

Huh?

Freyja!

I'm brimming...

Brimming over with...

Frey... ja?

Ol-Ol-Ol-Ol... Ol...

--Old dude!

--Old dude!

Thor... the God of Thunder, huh?

You miserable giant!

You will pay for stealing

my treasure, Mjölnir.

You shall suffer the consequences right now!

You shady excuse for a god,

how dare you deceive me!

I'll rip that beard from your face

and send you back to Asgard!

While Thor's making Thrymr target him,

let's all att*ck!

Right!

Everyone, att*ck all-out!

Feel free to use your sword skills at will!

Freyja!

This is it!

Go back to the abyss,

King of the Giants!

Gloat now while you can,

you insignificant bugs.

But remember, put your trust

in the Aesir tribe, and--

I thank you, fairy swordsmen.

Because of you, the disgrace of having

my treasure stolen from me has been erased.

Now then, I must reward you...

The Lightning Hammer, Mjölnir.

Use it for righteous battles.

And now... Farewell!

You got a Legendary w*apon. Congrats!

Well, my Hammer-type Skills

are like, non-existent...

I-It's moving! No, wait...

Is it floating?

B-Big Brother,

looks like the quest isn't over yet!

Huh?

O Fairies, please infiltrate Thrymheim

and extract Excalibur from its main plinth.

Because, look!

The last light is still flashing...

Daddy!

A stairway going down

has appeared behind the throne!

What did you say?

Let's go!

System command!

Generate object ID Excalibur!

I've kept you waiting, huh?

--Give it all you've got, Kirito!

--Come on, you're almost there!

Show us what you're made of!

Daddy, don't give up!

Kirito, please hang in there!

Get it done!

It's breaking up!

All of Thrymheim is about to collapse!

Daddy, we have to escape!

I hear you, but...

All righty... Guess I'm gonna have to show off

my Olympic-level vertical high jump, huh?

Ouch!

K-Klein, you dummy!

We're screwed...

Leafa, how much time do we have left?

We made it!

Big Brother... thank goodness!

Yeah, thank goodness...

I can't claim ownership

unless I complete the quest, huh?

Did you hear that?

See, there it is again.

Tonky!

We're saved!

Okay, let's switch over to Tonky.

After you.

Yeah, you don't have to tell me!

We're pretty high up, huh?

Hurry up!

Tonky... You totally saved me!

I guess... it's still too heavy for me.

Daddy?

Seriously... Damn that Cardinal System...

meters, give or take?

You gotta be kidding me...

Whoa, that's heavy.

Si-Si-Si...

Sinon, that was way cool!

You can have it.

You don't have to give me that look!

Th-Thank you...

But first, just promise me one thing.

That every time

you draw this sword...

Deep down inside,

I want you to remember me, all right?

Awww, it must be so hard

for you chick-magnets!

Gotcha. I'll remember you,

and thank you every time. Thanks!

You're welcome.

That dungeon...

We only had one adventure in it

and now it's going to vanish, huh?

It does kind of seem like a waste.

Look! Leaves are sprouting from the roots.

So warm...

He's happy!

I'm so glad!

Good for you, Tonky!

Look! There are so many of your friends here!

There... and there...

So many of them!

I see you've fulfilled your mission flawlessly.

Because the sword said to cut all steel and trees,

Excalibur, has been removed,

Jotunheim has returned to its former state.

This, too, is all thanks to you.

My younger sisters would also

like to express their thanks to you.

My name is Verdandi.

Thank you, fairy swordsmen.

To think that I can once again

behold a green Jotunheim...

Ah... It's like a dream...

My name is Skuld.

Allow me to thank you, warriors.

My gift to you shall be that sword.

"Excalibur"

All right!

Thank you, fairies! Until we meet again!

Now we've cleared it...

M-M-Miss Skuld!

Give me your contact info!

Klein, at this moment,

I respect you from the bottom of my heart.

How is it, Yui?

I can see! I can see perfectly,

and I can hear, too, Daddy!

What is this, anyway?

I'm turning real-time footage from the Dicey Cafe

into quasi-D images.

OK, try moving slowly now.

Okay!

Right now, Yui should be feeling like

she's flying around this cafe.

I see. So you mean those cameras with mics

are serving as Yui's terminal sensory organs, right?

Big Brother's taking this class

called mecha-... mechatro-...

Mechatronics.

He's taking this something-tronics course at school,

and he's making this as a class project,

but it's totally for Yui,

don't you think?

I'm ordering stuff left and right!

"Closed for a Private Party"

Congrats on attaining the Holy Sword Excalibur,

not to mention the Lightning Hammer Mjölnir!

And good work in ! Cheers!

Cheers!

Still, I wonder...

Why is it "Excalibur"?

Huh? What do you mean, why?

Normally in fantasy novels

and comic books, isn't it "Calibur?"

"Excalibur..."

Oh, that's what you mean.

Hey, so you read

those kinds of novels, Sinon?

When I was in middle school,

I practically lived at the library.

I've read several books

on the legends of King Arthur,

and I think they all referred to "Calibur."

I think in most of the legends,

it went by lots of different names, right?

I'm sure it's spelled differently,

but the diameter of a g*n's barrel

is called "caliber" in English.

There's also another variation,

which means "a person's capacity."

Oh? I'm gonna keep that in mind.

Well, I don't think

it'll be on any exams.

So in other words, the owner of Excalibur

has to be someone of great capacity, right?

Y-You really think so?

Sure he does!

Anyway, I hear that somebody from somewhere

just made a huge score from a short-term job...

O-Of course, from the start I meant to tell you

that I was taking care of today's check, all right?

Thanks, Kirito!

Next time: "House in the Forest."