01x01 - Nosy Pony/Beatrice

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- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor

♪ Pony in the bathroom Pony in the kitchen ♪

♪ Pony on the school bus

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ He's a fun loving pony, he's never going slowly ♪

♪ When you've got a pony, you'll never feel lonely ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- Pony!

- ♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- [screaming]

- ♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ It's Pony

- ANNIE: Pony.

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- Where are we going?

- To make our dreams come true.

- I got into unicorn school?

- The farmers market, mom and dad are taking the day off

and they're letting us run the stand while they're gone!

We're gonna be in charge.

I'm thinking we--

- [screaming] - MAN: Get out!

- PONY: Hey, I'm naked too!

- Pony! - MAN: Get out!

- Sorry! - MAN: Get out!

- So I'm thinking we start by ditching the old vegetables

and start selling fun stuff.

You know? Like candy apples, cotton candy,

whatever else we can add candy to.

- Lots of fiber in here,

I recommend prunes if you're having trouble with--

- Pony! - [elevator ding]

- We should really spruce up the stand, too,

get it noticed.

Streamers, a bigger sign, some neon lights maybe.

- Who's Sarah Glut?

[mumbling]

Who's Sarah Glee?

- ANNIE: Pony!

What's gotten into you?

Why do you have to be so nosy?

- I'm just interested in people,

I study social behavior, like a doctor.

- Maybe study me for a change?

I'm trying to talk about some important stuff.

- Of course, you have my undivided attention--

- [police siren] - You're under arrest, buddy.

You've been committing all sorts of crimes,

but this one takes it.

- Oh, come on!

Someone's in trouble with the law,

that's the ultimate, nobody can resist that.

Let's go listen!

- No, we're going this way.

We've got a farm stand to run.

- Why's he in trouble?

What did he do?

What did you do?!

- You have to stop being so curious about everybody.

- I'm friendly, everyone likes someone who's friendly,

it's who I am, it's never been a problem.

- It's a problem.

- Why?

- You're not running the stand

if Pony's gonna bother all the customers.

- What makes you think he will?

- [gasp]

Why did Carol write that?

It's so rude.

Scroll up, scroll up.

No!

I'd stay away from Carol,

she sounds like bad news if you ask me.

- Nobody asked you, stop being nosy!

- You better hope your dad doesn't see him doing that.

- He won't, Pony will behave.

Where's Dad anyway?

- Bring it on world.

I just had an amazing session of super relaxing candle therapy,

and now I'm actually calm enough

to leave the stand with you and--

why is Pony bothering a stranger?

- What? No he isn't,

because that's not a stranger, that's our friend...

- Vance. - Vance!

Wait, what kind of name is Vance?

- Just a label, dude.

- Anyway, Vance and us were just going to, um...

I think we got away with it.

- Vance is pretty good.

- Whoa, jump in, dudes!

- Can we swap helmets?

Yours goes better with my board.

- No!

We need to get back so we can run the stand,

no more nosiness, okay?

- Friendliness.

- No more friendliness.

Promise?

- Promise.

- Our day off feels a lot like a day on.

- Yep, and I made plans and everything.

- You did? Really? What are they?

- It's a surprise.

- We're back!

Sorry about that.

We just have so many friends.

- Really? And I suppose he's a friend too?

- One, eight, four, nine!

- Uh, hey, look who it is!

We have a job to do,

we can't make friends with everyone who comes to the stand.

- I can.

- MAN: G !

- Bingo!

Good thing I had my lucky apple from dad's farm stand.

- [sighs]

If mom and dad are going to leave us in charge,

then we need to fix you!

- Fix me? Why do I need fixing?

I am a very finely tuned mix of enthusiasm, optimism and cake.

Who knows what could happen

if you tinker with this delicate machine.

- Well I know we won't get to run

Annie and Pony's candy castle if we don't.

- Oh yeah, that's true. Let's get tinkering!

Alright, so, what's the plan?

- Hm, wish I knew.

- Oh, candles!

- How do you make someone less nosy?

No, Pony!

Huh, she did fix dad.

- Well, I've got candles for everything,

relaxation, focus, calmness.

- He's too nosy.

- Friendly!

- You can't be too friendly.

- That's what I said!

- Could I suggest a focus candle?

To push away other distractions

and concentrate your mind on the task at hand.

- It's a serious case.

- At this rate, we'll be lucky to even get the afternoon off.

- But just enough time for...the movies?

- Nope!

- The theater?

Tell me, don't make me tickle it out of you!

- [laughing]

- ANNIE: [coughing]

I don't wanna know.

Good news!

Pony's getting fixed!

- Really? How?

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- Pony, how do you feel?

- Good, focused, in the zone.

- Ready to run Annie and Pony's Jolly Jamboree?

- Ready for anything.

- Great, we'll leave it to you.

Let's go George, we're going to the theater?

- It's not the theater.

- The balloon ride?

George, that's so romantic!

- Hang on, how do we know the candles worked?

- Let's put it to the test.

- [baby crying]

- ANNIE: Walk that way.

- PONY: Where?

- ANNIE: Straight down there,

and don't stop or get distracted by anything around you.

- Got it, walking straight.

- Hm, if he makes it to the end of the path,

the stand is yours.

- No problem!

- No distractions.

- [phone dinging]

- Walking straight.

- MEN: [yelling]

- No distractions.

- [crash] - [space shuttle radio chatter]

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- He did it!

- He did. - Yes!

Annie and Pony's Party Palace is open for business!

- We're not changing the name.

- What about a sign with our faces on it?

- No.

- We'll discuss it later.

Come on Pony, let's go!

I'll take the cash register, you do the bagging!

- How many candles did you use?

- Uh, I don't know, , ?

- ?

You only need one or two.

- Ah, I broke him!

He was fine and I messed with him and now he's broken!

- He was fine?

- Hello,

a nice little horse told me I could get some prunes here!

- He did?

Um, yes, yes that's right.

This way!

- Oh, sorry!

- [alarm blaring]

- [crashing]

- I'm ready!

- Wow, you really are.

- Ready for...the opera?

- Look, I'm not sure we can leave,

we've barely sold any--

- Oranges!

I'll take ten, please.

- Excuse me?

- That horse was right, Carol is no good for me!

She's gone, out of my life.

- Oh. Good!

- Actually, make it oranges, I'll make smoothies.

I'm gonna tell all my friends,

a place that gives out fruit and relationship advice!

- Well, we don't give out the fruit.

- Pony!

Stop walking!

Pony!

[gasp]

You're heading straight for the harbor!

When I said, "Walk in this direction,"

I didn't mean forever!

If you wanna go any further, you'll have to go through me!

- No distractions, walking straight.

- [crash]

- What are you going to do, try to walk across the ocean?

Oh, how do I snap him out of it?

Trouble with the law, the ultimate!

- Why are you so happy?

- I'm just surprised, who else will Pony send our way?

- Hi!

We were told you sell lucky bingo apples?

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- Hey you, hey!

No skateboarding on the pier.

Oh, you're not a skateboarder,

you don't even have a skateboard,

you're doing nothing wrong.

Sorry to bother you.

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- Well, then how about if I do this?

- That's it, now you're in big trouble!

[echoing] Big trouble, big trouble, big trouble.

First offense, bursting in on a skateboard,

second offense, stealing a police officers hat.

You're looking at--

- years?

- No, a fine.

Hey, who are you?

- Pony, you're back!

- Annie, what are you doing here?

- I'm skateboarding.

- But you don't have a skateboard.

- Exactly my point!

- We did all this to create the ultimate nosy distraction,

I borrowed Vance's skateboard.

- Hey, dudes.

- I found a police man, we're all in on it.

- What? No, I'm not.

- Where's my skateboard anyway?

- Hey, the plan worked.

Can we just enjoy the moment?

- [beeping]

- Not a bad day of business after all.

- You're back.

Let's go, George!

- Yes, but unfortunately Pony's back to his old self.

- Back to my best.

- And that's just how we like him,

and the customers do, too!

- Surprisingly.

- So, if you're still interested...

- [gasp]

Annie and Pony's Stupendous Stand!

- You really captured my eyes.

- Thanks, Dad! Thanks, Mom!

- No, thank you.

- Aha, it's happening!

We finally get to run the stand,

just like Mom and Dad get to do everyday!

- Why did we wanna do what Mom and Dad do everyday?

- I don't know Pony, I don't know.

- So nice to get away from it all,

a real break from the routine.

Smell that ocean air.

- Well, at least this way

we can still keep an eye on the stand.

- [police sirens]

- [sigh]

- Fine, go be friendly.

- Yes!

Somebody's having a baby in here!

- [baby crying]

- PONY: It's a girl!

- WOMAN: No it's not!

- PONY: Oh, it's a boy!

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- I'm gonna be late for school.

Move over, you're hogging the mirror!

- I'm a star, I get center stage.

- Uh uh, we're a team, we share the spotlight!

- This toothpaste taste soapy.

- That's 'cause it's soap Pony, the soap tastes soapy.

- Well, that explains it.

Bubble!

- It's tiny Pony, it's only gonna make the tinniest, little.

- [pop] - Ah!

Good morning Mrs. Jershwell!

- [sigh]

Oh no, the bus!

Dad, we missed the bus, can you give me a ride to school?

- [growling and grunting] He got me!

That scruffy stowaway h*jacked my truck!

He must've been hiding in the empty boxes

I picked up from the pet store.

- Looks like we're walking.

Come on, Pony, you made me late, you have to walk with me.

- Hey, you know I'm no good with things that pop!

Balloons, bubbles, that guy's head in that horror movie.

- [car horn] - Hey guys!

Need a ride?

- It's Beatrice!

- Oh, come on, she's not so bad!

Let's just be nice to her.

I'm sure she won't--

- Squeeze!

Oh, you are so adorable!

I love cats and dogs and birds and chinchillas,

but especially horses!

- Um, Beatrice, sometimes that makes him--

- Excuse me.

- Oh, I'm so sorry Beatrice.

- [squealing] - That's a bit tight.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

I guess I miss hugging my lizard.

We lost him last week.

- You lost him? You mean he--?

- Yep, I made a maze for him and now he won't come out.

- I mean, do you blame him?

- Now I've got nobody to hang out with.

- Sure you do!

Come over after school and you can hang out with us.

- [gasps] Really?

- Really?

- Oh, I can't wait 'til after school!

Don't miss me too much, Pony!

- Why Annie, why?

- She's lonely, it's the nice thing to do!

Come on, it's just one afternoon.

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- [squeaking]

- George, you've been out here all day long.

Are you really telling me

you let that cuddly little fur ball take over your truck?

- Don't be silly, I've got the keys, I'm in control.

I think you'll find that in a battle of wits,

the winner will always be the mammal with the highest IQ.

- [door shuts]

- [car alarm beeps]

- [growls]

- Annie!

- Hi, Annie. - Hi, mom!

Oh, Beatrice is coming over to hang out--

- With Pony!

It's gonna be fun, fun, fun!

What's the deal?

This isn't fun, fun, fun.

- Taking care of a pony is fun, but it's also a lot of work,

especially this pony.

- But I'm worth it. - Eh.

- Ugh, this is so boring!

I know what we can do!

- Hey, you're kicking me.

- And Pony's such a boring name, I'm going to call you Shalamar!

- No, you are-- actually, I like that!

- Okay, we're not changing his name.

- I've got an idea!

You stay and do the boring chores

and I'll take Pony out.

- Eh, that's not a good idea Beatrice.

- Let's have a vote.

All opposed, show of hooves.

- Fine, we can do it tomorrow, or the next day,

or the day after that! After all,

we have the rest of our lives to spend together, Shalamar!

- You said it was just one afternoon.

- Beatrice, I don't think you're ready to solo with Pony.

I mean, he's not the easiest.

- What? Yes, I am.

- I can take care of Pony just as well as you,

and we'll have tons more fun!

- Maybe you're right, Beatrice,

you're probably a whiz with ponies!

You should take him out for the day!

- [squealing]

- Pony?

Pony?

Pony?

You wanna get rid of her, right?

- Yep!

- Spend the afternoon with her and she'll never both us again.

- That'll never work, I'm so fun to be with.

- Of course you are!

Just, trust me.

- Yay!

- Where's Pony going with Beatrice?

- They're spending the afternoon together.

- Without you? Are you sure that's a good idea?

- Somebody's gonna get hurt, probably a lot of people.

- Maybe I should keep an eye on them.

- Hello, yes.

I'd like to report a carjacking.

- [phone chatter]

- A guinea pig.

- FEMALE OPERATOR: [laughing]

- I hear it, I hear it.

- [gasp] Fizzy lemonade?

Annie never let's me have fizzy drinks.

- Yeah, 'cause the bubbles give you gas.

- I think you should have as many fizzy drinks as you want.

- Oh, Beatrice, Beatrice.

This is not going to be pretty.

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- [burp] Excuse me.

- Come on, Pony.

We've got a fun-filled day ahead.

- Oh, a penny!

- [fart noise]

- A lucky penny!

How could this day get any better?

- Look, a rainbow! - A pony and a rainbow?

It's all happening.

- Hm.

- Where is it?

I can't see it.

- Here, climb up on my back.

- I still can't see, go higher.

- Oh, no.

This isn't going to end well.

[gasps]

- I see it, it's like a dream come true!

Look at the hot air balloons.

- Oh, balloons pop.

I should probably warn you--

- Warnings are boring.

Oh, let's go for a boat ride!

- Hm.

- [crashing noise] - [cat screeching]

- Boating with a pony?

Good idea, Beatrice!

Until he goes nuts and starts chasing all the ducks.

Where are all the ducks?

- [ducks quacking]

- [screaming]

- Pony, don't move!

OMG, it's magical!

- Thanks, Beatrice!

Spending time with you has been nice, surprisingly.

- It's gonna get even nicer!

Be right back.

- [beeping]

- Hm? Annie, are you okay?

Did Pony do that to you?

- No, I kind of did it to myself.

- Huh?

- You know how I'm the only one who can handle Pony?

- You call what you do, handling Pony?

- He spent the whole day with Beatrice

and not one thing has gone wrong.

[gasp]

Maybe Beatrice is right,

maybe she is better at taking care of Pony than me,

maybe we're not a team!

- Maybe she just got lucky.

- What'll it be?

Balloon dog?

How 'bout a giraffe?

- A blue whale please.

Hm, blue whales are bigger than that.

Bigger, bigger.

- Hm, where'd the sun go?

- BEATRICE: [squealing]

- [balloon pops] - PONY: [yelps]

- Looks like her luck ran out.

- Pony!

I have to save them.

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- Hey, get down from there.

- I have to rescue my pony!

Follow that balloon!

- Okay!

- ANNIE: I was thinking it'd be more of a chase.

Beatrice, Pony, hang on!

- Hurry, Annie!

- Got you.

It's gonna be alright, we're going down!

With my added weight, we'll gently drop to the ground.

Everybody stay perfectly still.

- PONY: [mumbling]

- What Pony?

- I said yeah, sounds good.

- [screaming]

- It's gonna be okay, we're headed right for the--

- [thud]

- Everybody okay?

- Great, there's a lot of interesting stuff in here!

Look! Some chopsticks.

- I did warn you, Beatrice.

- You didn't warn me--ugh--

it would be that much fun!

That was epic!

- So what happened to your old truck?

- Don't ask.

- ♪

- What should we do for fun tomorrow?

Sky diving?

No!

Bungee jumping!

- Or...

- You know, Beatrice, I was thinking,

it might just be the two of us.

- Oh, you're right.

Of course.

The two of us and Pony!

The dream team!

Everyday, forever!

Oh, I'll never find someone like Shalamar!

- Now that's true.

- Yeah, that is true. He's, um--

- He. Is. So. Adorable!

OMG, who's little cutie is this?

- [squealing]

- Yours, if you want him.

- Really, really? Yes, yes, yes!

Oh, I love him so much, I could just squeeze him

and squeeze him and squeeze him!

I'm gonna take you home and never let you go,

forever and ever!

Not ever gonna lose you!

Nope! No siree!

- Well, looks like Beatrice has moved on.

- Yeah.

Hey, what about Shalamar?

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