01x09 - Delivery Pony/Magic Annie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "It's Pony". Aired: January 18, 2020 – present.*
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01x09 - Delivery Pony/Magic Annie

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- [crows]

- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪

♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ He's a funny-looking pony, never going slowly ♪

♪ When you've got a pony, never feel lonely ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- Pony!

- ♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! ♪

♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony! ♪

♪ It's Pony! Pony! Pony! Pony!

♪ It's Pony! ♪

- ANNIE: Pony.

- PONY: [sniffs] - Out.

- Ah, come on. Just one?

- No, she asked for six and she'll get six.

- [whines]

- Oh, this is it. - [doorbell dings]

- Ferfrumpen Lane.

- Hello, you two. - Hi, Mrs. Pinkerton.

How's your hip?

- Still bad, I'm afraid.

So kind of you to bring these all the way to my home.

- Our pleasure.

Making another apple pie, Mrs. Pinkerton?

- You know me.

Although, this will make you laugh.

My niece is coming over, so I'm going to make

a pear tart, too.

- [laughs] Good one.

- Well, goodbye now.

- Classic Mrs. Pinkerton. - Mission complete.

- And she didn't even have to leave the house.

We should start a delivery service.

- Hey, Pony, that's a good idea.

- Really? - Yeah.

- A good idea? - Yes.

- Yes! It...was.

- A delivery service. - A delivery service!

- ANNIE: Mom, Dad, what do you think?

Sleek, stable on the road, eco-friendly,

a vision of our future.

- [gasps]

- ANNIE: No, Mom, over here.

- Oh. - What do you mean, "Oh"?

- Nothing, just not as impressive as...never mind.

- We're a delivery service.

- Pony Express. - Bramley's Brings It.

- You know, it's a great idea, Annie.

- Is it? - All those people

who can't make it to the stall?

We can get it to them.

- That would be good for business.

- And the more people we deliver to,

the less people you have to deal with.

- That also sounds good, people can be annoying.

Especially when they insist on touching all of my fruit.

- Uh, sorry.

- Too heavy? - Not for me.

I'm one eighth donkey on my mother's side.

- Great. Bramley's Brings It is ready for business.

- I'll be dispatch.

We'll each wear these headsets so we can be

in constant communication.

I'll give you directions and you'll tell me

how it's all going, and it'll be so much fun!

- That's okay, Mom, we don't need that.

I printed out names and addresses,

along with the directions.

- Hmm.

- Oh, no, look at that, it's blown away.

I better put this on.

- [headset beeps] - Bike number one to dispatch,

come in. - [headset beeps]

- MOM: The first delivery is to Jennings Street.

- Roger that, dispatch. Ready, Pony?

- Pedal to the metal! Weehee!

- [engine roaring]

- [imitates engine roaring]

- How many horses? - One.

- One and a half when I've had a sugar cube.

- Let's go!

- [alarm beeps]

- ♪

- Beep-beep. - Come on.

- Sorry, I was in character.

- [doorbell rings]

- Hey, Clara.

- Your order is our first delivery.

- Cool, I can take it in.

- Uh-uh, this order delivery bike goes the extra mile.

Where's your fridge?

- Wow, that's what I call service.

- PONY: You're out of milk!

- Pony likes to get to know the customers.

- It's my personal touch.

- Ah, all these deliveries means I can just relax.

No one to bother me.

Eh...

That's better.

- [headset beeps]

- Delivery bike to dispatch, where to next?

- Okay, next stop, a bag of potatoes and a cauliflower.

- Oh, is that for Mr. Todd? Hi, Mr. Todd!

How's your car? Was it the fan belt?

- It's not Mr. Todd. I'm talking to Annie.

- Oh, right. I bet it was the fan belt.

- ANNIE AND PONY: Bramley's Brings It!

- [sneezes] - ANNIE: Here's your delivery.

- Thanks.

- Some vitamin C on the house. Get well soon!

Pony away!

- ANNIE AND PONY: Bramley's Brings It!

- Hi, Mrs. Murray. - Veggies for Mrs. Murray.

So you don't have to worry. - Oh, I'm not worried.

I've already gotten my vegetable delivery.

- Huh? - [headset beeps]

- Somebody already delivered to Mrs. Murray.

- That is strange, must be a fluke.

Don't worry. Next up is Canteblunie Court.

- We're on it.

- ♪

- [imitates brakes screeching]

- Wait, what? - Someone got here first.

- [engine roaring]

- [gasps] Look, the bike from the market.

After him, Pony.

- ♪

- Hey, you! - I like your bike!

- Not now, Pony.

How are you stealing our customers?

[gasps] Our list.

- [engine roars] - Wait, come back!

Come back!

- [headset beeps] - Come in, Mom.

Some guy on a motorbike-- - A really stylish motorbike.

- --is stealing our customers. - Then it's not a fluke.

Better get to the next customer quick.

- Switching to four-hoof drive.

- ♪

- Pony!

- PONY: [grunting]

- Did somebody order an apple?

- Mm, not this one.

Mm, not that one. Mm-mm.

- Quick, Pony! - Ah...this one!

Only the best from Bramley's!

[grunts] - [metal clanking]

- PONY: Ow.

- ♪

- [elevator dings]

- ♪

- [engine roars] - [blowing air]

- [elevator dings]

- ♪

- [elevator dings]

- No! - Not again.

Quick, let's b*at him to the park.

- ♪

- Thanks, Bramley's Brings It!

You saved Banana Split Day!

- [gasps]

- No! - We lost another one, Mom.

What are we going to do?

- Who could be behind this?

The next delivery is going to the Warehouse District.

Galileu Boulevard. - ANNIE: Got it.

- Huh, why does that address ring a bell?

That's it! I know where they're going.

- [imitates brakes screeching]

- I think we made it here before him.

- Ha! No sign of him anywhere.

- Here you go. Bramley's Brings It--

Wait, what?

- You have something for me?

- Ah, we got you your order of mangoes.

- Thank you for the delivery.

It will be your last.

- I know, it's been a long day.

I can't wait to soak my tootsies in a warm bath.

- I mean your last delivery ever.

- [gasps] - What are you talking about?

- There's only room for one fruit and vegetable service

in this town, and it's mine.

Bananazon.com.

I'm buying you out.

- Nobody's buying us out.

- [car door opening and closing]

- And we're going to keep delivering.

- I have a solution. A competition.

One last delivery, winner takes all.

- You're on, we're taking you down.

- Let's do it.

- But if you lose, and lose you will,

Bramley's Brings It no more.

The whole city will be mine.

[evil laughter]

At least in terms of fruit and vegetable delivery.

- It's on!

- ♪

- Okay, I've got it.

The delivery is to Farfrumpen Lane.

A box of apples.

- First team to drop off their produce wins.

Ready?

Set.

Deliver!

- Go, Annie and Pony!

Send this clown to loser town!

- Uh...mango?

- ♪

- Detour!

- ♪

- PONY: [grunts]

- ♪

- [tires screeching]

- ♪

- BOTH: Yay!

- Almost there.

Farfrumpen Lane!

- [imitates brakes screeching]

- Why did you stop?

- That's Mrs. Pinkerton's address.

- So? - She said her niece

is coming over. - I know.

- Remember she was gonna make her a--

- BOTH: Pear tart!

- We've only got apples.

- She forgot to change her order.

- But we're so close.

If we win, then Bramley's keeps bringing it.

- But if we're not making people happy,

then I don't want to bring it.

- You're right, Pony.

Let's go back and get her those pears.

- Don't worry, Annie, if we hurry,

I bet we'll still b*at Bananazon.

- [doorbell rings]

- You b*at the small child on a pony? Excellent work.

- [engine roaring]

- Oh, no, I must have clicked the wrong fruit.

Now little Susan won't get her favorite tart.

- PONY: Delivery! - Annie! Pony!

- ANNIE: Here you go, Mrs. Pinkerton.

Sorry we're a little late, but we thought

there might have been a mistake on the delivery.

Here are our best pears.

- PONY: For our favorite customer.

- Bramley's Brings It was a noble experiment, Annie,

but some things are just better the old way.

You grow stuff, you bring it to your farm stand

and the people come to--hey! No free samples!

- What are you doing here? Did you come to gloat?

- Um, no. Actually, I came to buy fruit.

- You don't get your fruit from Bananazon.com?

- We sort of...went out of business.

- What?! How did that happen?

- [flies buzzing]

- Disgusting.

- ♪

- [quacking]

- It seemed there were some complaints

about our customer service.

- Bramley's Brings It is back in business!

- ♪

- What is it? - It's our Mother's Day card.

- Why did you draw a giraffe and a troll?

- That's you and me. - It's kinda boring,

don't you think? - It won't be in a second.

Some glitter, stickers, a ribbon...and a fancy envelope.

You can make anything exciting with a little razzle-dazzle.

- What is this?

- ANNIE: "Marcelo Marvello's Home Magic Kit." Hmm...

- Ooh, earrings. - Oh, this is lame.

The old unspillable glass trick. It's so obvious.

- [gasps] Where did it go?!

It's upside down, but the milk disappeared!

Mom! Dad!

- Pony, no. - PONY: You gotta see this!

Annie's a magician. - No, I'm not.

- Is that what I think it is.

- Yeah, it's not finished, I didn't have time to--

- [gasps] My old magic kit! This brings back memories.

I used to love Marcelo Marvello, he was my favorite.

- Shh, shh, shh! Do your magic, Annie.

Watch it! Watch.

[gasps] How does she do it?!

- Nice work, Annie. Not quite Marvello yet.

- [scoffs] You got me out of the bath for that?

- We're running out to get Grandma something

for Mother's Day.

I really want her present to be good this year.

You know, better than a card.

- What? What's better than a card?

- I know what's better. - [groans]

Now we'll have to think of something else.

- Do the magic, Annie.

[gasps]

- It's not real, Pony, it's just a trick.

Here, I'll show you how it works: the glass--

- No, no, no, no, no, I don't wanna know.

- Okay, okay. - Do it again.

- Pony, please. Let's focus on Mom's--

- Do it again!

[gasps]

Again!

[gasps]

Again! - [yelps]

- PONY: [gasps]

Everybody should see your magic, Annie.

- I don't think so. - No, I mean it.

It's not fair to hide your gift from the world.

- Yeah, fine, Pony, whatever.

Pony?

- [elevator dings]

- [yawns] Where have you been?

It's Mother's Day and we still need to find a present for Mom.

- No, we don't, it's all taken care of.

I had to grease a few strings, pull a few wheels,

but...

- Pony! - Mom loves magic.

You're an amazing magician. Don't you get it?

This is your present for her!

Amazing Annie's Magic Show!

- That's crazy, Pony, I'm not--

[gasps]

Pony, what have you done?

[gasps]

Why, Pony? - Because you're amazing!

- I'm not. I have one trick, Pony.

One terrible trick, how can I do a whole show?!

- You just have to believe in yourself.

Picture this: you're the finest magician of your generation.

You're booked in the most prestigious venue in the city.

Treading the hallowed boards of the stage.

Following in the footsteps of other greats,

the next big thing, the Amazing Annie!

- ♪

- Thanks, Pony, that's very inspirational.

- Now go get 'em, tiger!

This is just a dress rehearsal.

We'll invite Mom to the real thing!

Once we've worked out the kinks.

- I can't do this.

- Oh! Of course not.

Here you go.

They're waiting.

- [exhales]

- Ta-da...

- Yeah! Woo-hoo! Ya-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ah?

- [crickets chirping] - [snoring]

- She's the Amazing Annie, why don't they think

she's amazing?

[gasps] It's just like the card, she needs some razzle-dazzle.

Do it again.

- [crowd cheering] - [applause]

- ♪

- [cheers and applause]

- ♪

- [laughter]

- ♪

- [crowd cheering and applauding]

- Hmm...

- That was incredible! You were amazing!

- [chuckles] You were amazing. I was terrible.

- Mom is gonna be so surprised!

- What?! No, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing that again.

Once was enough. - But you have to! Mother's Day!

- We need a real present for Mom. Like that!

It's Marcelo Marvello, Mom's favorite!

He's performing here tonight!

We'll get tickets for Mom to see the show!

- [chicken clucking] - [phone ringing]

- Hi, Annie, guess which chicken--what?!

Marcelo Marvello?! [gasps] This is so exciting.

Thanks, Annie, this is the best Mother's Day ever.

[squeals]

- So, she's happy? - You heard her.

The best Mother's Day gift ever.

- ♪

- Um, what's going on?

- You are. Tonight!

- Me? What about Marcelo Marvello?

- I sent him packing as soon as I saw your act.

His magic was stale and boring,

you kids are fresh and fun!

- I've never been called fresh before.

- No, Pony, this is bad.

We have to get Marvello back.

You heard how excited Mom was to see him.

- MOM: [squealing on phone]

- You should hang up.

- He was just kicked out, I bet he's still close by.

- There he is!

- ANNIE: Pony, that's a waiter.

- There he is! - ANNIE: That's a wedding.

- There he is!

- Pony, that's a penguin. - [squawks]

- Hang on, let's see if he does any tricks.

- Ugh, we've gotta find him, Pony.

Where would you go if you were a magician

whose career had just been destroyed?

Really? - You asked me

where I would go.

- [sighs] That's it, then.

Let's call Mom and break the bad news.

- MOM: [squealing on phone]

- Go on. Join your friends.

I won't be needing your services anymore.

- Mr. Marvello! - You! You're the ones

who stole my career.

- We didn't mean to, we wanna give it back.

- The theater owner said my act has become boring.

- [crickets chirping]

- [door opening and closing]

- Where are the restrooms?

- Down the hall.

She says you are the next big thing.

- She's right. - She's not.

All I have is one trick. I have one trick and a pony.

[gasps] That's what you need!

- A pony? - Let me show you.

What's this? - Ice cream.

- Alright, Pony, do your thing.

- ♪

- What is it now? - It's still ice cream.

- But look how much more exciting it is!

That's the razzle-dazzle you need.

- Hmm... - Trust me.

You have to perform tonight, and this pony will make you

the greatest.

- But you're the greatest.

You're the Amazing Annie. The great conjurer.

The mystical, the world wonder. The unbeatable!

[gasps] You should be a magician.

You even look like a magician, except older.

And wrinklier. - I am a magician!

That's all I've ever been.

I'll do it.

- You're back! - I'm back!

- The show is back on! - The show is back on!

- Off to the theater! - I'm banned from the theater!

How's this going to work? - You'll go on instead of me.

When everyone sees how amazing you are,

you'll get your job back.

- Okay, but how do we get in?

- PONY: Let's ask this guy.

- Sorry, Marvello, boss says I can't let you in.

- But you have to. - That's alright, Annie,

this gentleman is just doing his job.

I'll reward him with a magic trick.

- I love magic! - I want you to close your eyes

and think of a card.

- FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to an evening of magic!

- AUDIENCE: [applause]

- ♪

- MOM: [squealing]

- It sounds like Mom is here.

- [squealing]

- Ready for the razzle-dazzle? - Ready.

- [glass breaking]

- We've got a classic show for you tonight,

with a dash of something extra.

Something extra?

- It was a trick. Magic isn't magic?

Annie, was it all...a lie?

- No, magic is in the people who believe in it, Pony.

Not in the magician.

- Were you never amazing?

- It was never the Amazing Annie.

It was always the amazing Pony.

- [crickets chirping]

- Where is my razzle-dazzle?

- You made everyone believe in me.

Now go out there and make them believe in Marvello.

- Do you really think I can do it?

- I know you can.

Now, go get him, tiger!

- ♪

- [applause]

- ♪

- CROWD: [cheering]

- Oh, yeah! Beautiful! Woo-hoo! That's magic. [laughs]

This is the greatest Mother's Day ever.

Wish I could share it with Annie.

- You can, Mom. Happy Mother's Day.

- ♪

- Hey, does that...assistant look familiar?

- CROWD: [applauding]

- He's gone. It's magic!



♪♪

- [Nickelodeon theme]
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