01x15 - Fan Pony/Cop Mom

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ - [rooster crows]

- ♪ Pony on the sixth floor, Pony in the bathroom ♪

♪ Pony in the kitchen, Pony on the school bus ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ He's a fun and loving pony, never going slowly ♪

♪ When you've got a pony, you're never feeling lonely ♪

♪ Pony, Pony, Pony

- Pony!

- ♪ It's Pony, Pony, Pony

- [screams]

- ♪ It's Pony, Pony, Pony, Pony ♪

♪ It's Pony, Pony, Pony, Pony

♪ It's Pony

- ANNIE: Pony.

- [ukulele intro]

♪ You just gotta roll with me, baby ♪

♪ Take my hand and you'll see if maybe ♪

♪ I'm the one you think is better than the rest ♪

- Poetry.

- I just feel like Blake really gets me, you know?

- Most people couldn't make a tie look cool.

But somehow, Blake can.

- BOTH: [sighing dreamily]

- I wish we could meet him. I know we'd have tons in common.

- I'm pretty sure we'd all be best friends.

- ♪ Ooh

Hey, Blakenators.

- That's us!

- Are you near the Fairview Mall?

- That's our mall!

- Wanna meet me?

- BOTH: [gasping] - Yes! Yes! Yes!

- Think we have tons in common?

Wanna be best friends?

Then enter my Make Friends with Blake contest.

The winner gets to hang out with me backstage!

- BOTH: We've gotta win that contest!

- Call or text the number on your screen.

- BOTH: [gasping]

- BLAKE: Phone lines open up in five minutes.

Good luck, Blakenators!

Los quiero mucho.

- Mom, we're entering a contest to meet Blake!

- HELEN: Okay!

- BOTH: [giggling]

- Okay, okay! Where's my phone?

[gasps] My phone's dead!

How is that even possible?

[snoring]

- BLAKE: ♪ You just gotta roll with me ♪

- Mom! Oof! [grunts]

[pants]

Mom, Mom, we need your phone!

- Sorry, the battery's dead.

- [snoring]

- BLAKE: ♪ You just gotta roll with me ♪

- [gasps, screams] - PONY: [screams]

- BOTH: Dad! - Aah!

- Tell me your phone is charged!

- Yup, but it's broken.

- BLAKE: ♪ You just gotta roll with me ♪

- [clanking] - Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake.

- ♪

- Annie, where are we going?

- I think there's an old phone booth on State Street.

- [thud]

- What's a phone booth? - You'll see! Hurry!

- [clanking]

- [phone ringing]

- MAN: You did it!

This is the Blakenator phone line!

You've won!

- What? - Woo-hoo!

- MAN: A chance to answer a tough trivia question.

Get it right, and you get to hang out with Blake.

- This will be easy.

We are huge fans. - MAN: Ready?

Blake's grandpa left him a tie in his will.

What color is it?

- Wait, what? No. That's impossible.

Who could possibly-- - Cream with gold sparkles.

- MAN: That is correct! - BOTH: [gasping]

- MAN: You win!

- BOTH: [cheering] We're gonna meet Blake!

- I can't wait! Blake is going to love us!

- You're, like, the sweet, caring one.

- Yeah, and you're the fun, bubbly one.

- And Blake's the kind of, uh, ukulele-y stylish one.

- The three of us will do everything together.

- I wanna look my best for Blake.

Should I style my hair to look like his?

- I wanna know everything about Blake

so we have lots to talk about.

He's a Libra.

- Aww, he is so a Libra.

- And his favorite thing to eat is food.

Hmm. Can't resist toucans.

Can't stand horse--

[gasps] - What?

- Uh, can't stand "horse-pitals."

- [gasps] Oh, neither can I!

Terrible places, horse-pitals.

Too white. Too many doors.

Blake and I are so alike. - [toothbrush brushing]

- [sighs] I've got a problem.

- Uh, what did he do?

- Pony didn't do anything wrong.

It's Blake's fault.

We're supposed to meet him tomorrow,

and he can't stand horses.

What kind of person can't stand horses?

- George. Horses and ponies are great.

Do you still wanna meet him?

- Yeah, I really do.

- HELEN: I think you should just tell Pony.

It may be hard, but honesty is the best policy.

- I guess you're right.

Pony, we need to talk about--is that a tie?

- Yep, a toucan tie.

Blake's favorite. He's gonna love me.

You can't not love someone wearing this tie.

It's just too charming. - Great, yeah.

So Pony, there's something important I need to tell you.

- Aww, I pity this tie if Blake doesn't like it.

Can you imagine anything worse than Blake not liking you?

I think I would die.

Literally die!

So what did you want to tell me?

- Um...the bathroom's free.

- Oh, that is important. Thanks, Annie!

- Ah, I can't tell him the truth.

It'll crush him.

There's gotta be something else I can do.

- PONY: Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake.

Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake.

Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake.

Come on, let's go!

- [groans] Oh, no.

I think I have a fever!

[coughs]

- Oh no, Annie.

Maybe going to meet Blake isn't a good idea.

- Sorry, Pony. I knew you'd understand.

[grunts] That's a little tight.

- Shh, shh, shh, shh. That's okay, Annie.

These things happen.

Feel better! Byeee!

- Pony, wait.

[grunts]

- Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake...

Somebody got better quick.

Whatever you had, I sure hope Blake doesn't catch it.

- Oh, no! - What?

- Aww, Blake isn't feeling very well.

It's canceled.

- Canceled? - What's canceled?

- Blake is! - Uh, Blake?!

- [tires screeching]

- Canceled?

- PASSENGERS: [screaming] - What's going on?

- No! - Don't cry, honey.

Maybe next birthday.

- [sobbing]

- Oh, what do you know? He's better!

He's better! - Really?

- Yup, all better, everyone. All better!

- Wow, quick recovery.

Must have been that same thing you had.

- [gasps]

- [rings bell] - Getting off!

I forgot something. I'll meet you at the mall, okay?

- Yeah, okay. I'll see you there, Blakenator.

Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake...

- Sorry. Come on, let's go.

Oh, look! It's Blake!

- [gasps] How's my tie?

- Hi, Blake!

Wow, wasn't that amazing?

Well, we met him. Let's go home.

- That's it? Can't we get any closer?

- Nope. This is it.

- Hm, not a great prize. They really built it up.

- Yeah. These contests are like that.

Come on, let's go. - See you later, Blake!

- [pigeons cooing]

- [gasps] Hey!

[gasps] Get off Blake!

I'll save you, Blake!

Sorry, sir. A heartthrob's life is at stake.

- ♪

- [pigeons cooing]

- Whew! Blake's okay!

- [horn honking] - [gasps]

Blake! - Pony!

- [horn honking]

- Blake!

- [screams]

- [horn honking]

- Hey, this isn't Blake. It must be his stunt double.

That's his trailer. Come on, Annie.

Let's go meet and greet. - [yelps]

- [indistinct chatter]

- Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake, Blake...

- If Pony meets Blake and finds out he hates horses,

it's going to break his heart.

But if he doesn't meet him, it'll break his heart too.

- [ding]

- [gasps] That's it!

- PONY: Why can't you be the banana and I be the apple?

I can't see where I'm going.

And Blake won't be able to see this tie.

- Just trust me. Blake will love this.

- PONY: I have to pee, too. - [sighs]

- Are you the contest winners?

- Yup. - Hm! Nice costumes.

Fans get weirder and weirder.

Well, this guy looks pretty excited.

- He needs to go to the bathroom.

- There's one back there. Go ahead.

- PONY: Thanks!

- I'll let Blake know you're here.

- [indistinct chatter] - PONY: Where's that bathroom?

- [thud] - PONY: Ow!

- [clip-clopping]

- [knocking at door]

- Blake? You in here?

- Is it safe? Did you hear it?

Hooves and clip-clopping!

I think there are horses in here!

- It's okay, man.

There were no horses around there.

- [teeth chattering]

- Are you sure?

- We're in a mall, Blake.

You don't get horses in shopping malls.

And your meet-and-greet is here.

Do you want me to bring them back?

- [sighs] Yeah. Yeah, okay.

I just need five minutes to calm down

and forget about the clopping.

- PONY: Come on, come on! Where's the bathroom?

- So, is it true that Blake isn't really crazy about horses?

- That is an understatement.

He's terrified of them.

He's got some kind of phobia.

The idea of them, the look of them, everything about them.

There is nothing scarier to Blake...

than a real, live horse.

- Hello.

- [screams] Get out of here!

- Uh! Oh, okie-dokie. Next stop, Lugsberg.

- [tires screeching]

- BLAKE AND PONY: [screaming]

- Blake! - Pony!

- BLAKE: [screams]

- [pants]

- BLAKE: [screams]

- BODYGUARD: I'll never catch them!

- ANNIE: I will.

It's just like Blake sings.

You gotta roll with it!

[grunts, screams]

- [ukulele music]

- [grunts]

[screams, grunts]

Woo-hoo!

Huh?

[grunts]

- [classical piano music playing]

- [screams]

- [gasps]

- [screams]

I'm coming, Pony!

[gasps]

- ♪

- [nervous chuckle]

Oh no!

Pony.

- ♪ If I can, you can

♪ And two cans are the best

♪ Do, do, do, do-do-do, do-do

- Got me right in the feels.

- [yelps] - Annie?

- BLAKE: [grunts] - Pony? Are you okay?

- PONY: I was until you landed on--

- I'm so sorry, Pony.

I was hoping you wouldn't find out

that Blake didn't like horses.

I was...I was trying to protect you.

- It looks like Blake's the one who needed protecting.

- Oh! [giggles nervously]

Hi, Blake. - Sorry about that, Blake.

This is Annie. - No worries.

Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.

- But...how?

I thought you were afraid of--

- Well, yeah, I was.

But it's funny.

This guy came charging in.

- And this guy did a lot of screaming.

- But then I saw the cutest tie ever.

I mean, how can you not love somebody with that tie?

- Didn't I tell you, Annie?

- It's got toucans on it.

So charming.

I love this guy.

- Yeah, me too.

- Well, it's always great to meet my fans,

because you guys are the reason I'm here.

- Wow, what a great guy. - The best.

And you know, we're the reason he's here.

- Um...where is here? - [seagulls squawking]

- ♪

- PONY: Once, there was a city riddled with crime.

Boom! Aah!

"Hey, let's do crimes and stuff!"

"Yeah!"

"Take that, lady!"

But-- [gasps] Who's this?

He's a cop.

He's a dad.

He's Cop Dad!

On his rocket-powered llama.

- Cop Dad doesn't ride a rocket-powered llama.

- He does in the comic.

- Okay, sure, but he doesn't in any movies.

- He might in the new one.

- Yeah. It starts in half an hour.

We should probably go.

- Cop Dad is so cool.

- Imagine having parents that cool.

- [squish] - [background music stops]

- What?

- Nope, never gonna happen.

- HELEN: You sure about that?

- ♪

- BOTH: [gasping]

- It's our slow season, so I thought I'd find

some excitement and danger.

This city needs a hero, and that's me,

dishing out justice and mopping up crime.

- It's the neighborhood watch, Helen, not the SWAT team.

- Oh, you're just jealous I got the gig and you didn't.

- Jealous?

I've got a hot bath and pickle sandwich.

What could be better than that?

- See you later, kids. I've got streets to keep clean.

Clean of crime, in case that wasn't clear.

- Wow.

Okay, let's go to the movies.

- No, no, no, no, no.

Why go see "Cop Dad" when we've got the real thing?

- BOTH: ♪ Cop Mom!

- ♪ Ba, da-da, boom, boom

- ♪ Cop Mom!

- ♪ Ba, da-da, boom, boom

- ♪ Cop Mom!

- I wonder where we'll find her.

She's probably busting up a notorious g*ng or something.

- Or--or chasing down joyriders.

- [phone ringing and vibrating]

- Hey, Clara. - CLARA: Hey, Annie.

I'm in line for "Cop Dad." Where are you?

- Aw, forget "Cop Dad."

You should come see the real thing: Cop Mom!

- But we've been planning this for months.

I reserved tickets.

- Well, cancel our tickets.

Cancel everybody's tickets and bring them along.

'Cause trust me, this is gonna be great.

- It's like an action movie without the movie.

- Really? Okay, we'll be right there.

- Look, there she is.

- ♪

- No littering!

- This is like an action movie without the movie or the action.

- [radio beeps]

- MAN ON RADIO: Officers, , be advised.

- Oh, something's happening.

- MAN ON RADIO: This is an all-points bulletin.

Be on the lookout for Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned.

They've escaped custody and gone on a crime spree.

- [gasps] A crime spree!

Are there any leads?

Let's partner up and bust those bad guys.

- Listen, lady, the police-- the real police--are on this.

Don't you go messing it up.

- [siren wailing]

- Snobby real cops.

- I think Clara's gonna be a bit disappointed.

- Oh, no, you're right!

Everyone's skipping the movie to come and see Cop Mom.

If she doesn't do some exciting cop stuff, they'll be mad at us.

We need to do something to make her look cool,

like...like some kind of crime.

- On it! - No, no, no.

No. Not that.

Something...something else.

- We could...kidnap Gerry.

- No, Pony.

- Tie Gerry to the railroad tracks?

- ANNIE: No, leave Gerry alone.

- We'll kidnap Heston.

- Stop kidnapping people!

We need something smaller, like a...

We could do something with those cones.

Like, set them up so they cause some trouble.

- Ah, heaven.

- [squish]

- Huh?

Aah! Oof! - [squeaking]

- [groans]

- Hey, Clara. You made it.

- Yeah, yeah, where is she? Where's Cop Mom?

- On the case.

- [horns honking]

- [pants]

- ♪

- [pants]

- [shouting] - [horns honking]

- ♪

- ALL: [gasping]

- ♪

- Hm.

Where are you, you little green--aah!

- [squeaking]

- [groans]

- Good, right? - Yeah, that was great.

- What did I miss? - Was it cool?

What happened so far? - So that's Cop Mom.

You just missed a cool action sequence.

But I think it's gonna get better, right, Annie?

- Um...yeah. Just keep watching.

We've gotta do something else, Pony.

- [gasps] - No kidnapping.

- Oh. [gasps]

- I said no kidnapping.

- Oh. - We need a big case, Pony.

- Leave it to me. I know what to do.

- Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas.

- Yeah, they do.

Now we just call Mom and get her to the scene of the crime.

- [phone ringing and vibrating]

- [gasps] Graffiti? Thanks for the tip, Pony.

I'm on it!

- [tires screeching]

- Why are we hiding?

- Yeah, where's Cop Mom and this big action scene

I've been hearing so much about?

- Right here.

- [tires screeching]

- ♪

- Looks like Cop Mom found a clue.

- ♪

- They love it. Good job, Pony.

- Thanks. But my best work is coming up.

A cop chase.

- Ooh! Who's Mom chasing?

- Us! Quick! The cops are on to us!

Run!

- [panting]

- [gasps]

- ♪

- [panting]

- ♪

- [snorts]

- [crash] - [clip-clopping]

- [pants]

[grunts]

- So cool!

- HELEN: [pants]

Oh, boy, whew, that was-- shake it off, Helen.

It's over!

Come out with your hands up!

- Oh, no. - Caught red-handed.

- ♪

- Hey, Mom.

- Annie? Pony?

- Hey, guys.

- Wait, what?

You vandalized the wall, but why?

- Because we told everybody you were...

- ♪ Cop Mom

- We wanted them to see how cool you were.

- But you weren't doing anything, so...we helped.

- By faking a crime?

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

We didn't fake it. It's a real crime.

- Pony!

- But the cones were more of a fake crime.

- The cones were you too? So this has all been a setup?

- Oh, man, this is all fake.

Mrs. Bramley is just a mom in a nerdy vest.

- Yeah, they're right.

I'm not a real cop.

- And we're not really criminals.

See? We're all frauds.

- Well, so much for Cop Mom. Come on, let's see if we can

get into the next showing for "Cop Dad ."

- Tell us if he rides a llama!

- I suggest you two get some buckets, clean up that wall,

and then go straight home!

I'll deal with you after my shift.

- ♪

- Pickle, pickle, pickle, pickle...

- [laughs] And they call me the Nut Guy.

- There's a very good reason I am out here and--whoa!

- [squish, squeaking]

- [groans]

- PONY: Uh...Mom's really mad at us.

- So are our friends.

We need to make it up to them.

But how?

- I have an idea.

More crime. Bigger, better crime.

- No.

That's what got us into this mess.

- Hang on, hear me out.

- It is just a neighborhood watch.

Nothing's going on.

- [alarm blaring, bell ringing] - [gasps]

- The bank! A real crime!

At last, a chance to prove myself!

- ♪

- Annie and Pony again?

You've got to be kidding.

- ♪

- I know that's you in ski masks!

- Are you sure this will make everyone forgive us?

- Oh, yeah.

This is even better than doing another fake crime.

Everyone loves an apology card.

And this store has them all.

Trust me, I'm in here a lot.

- Oh, "Sorry we faked a crime."

- HELEN: You two! Hold it right there!

- ♪

- Look at that!

Mom found some real bad guys to chase.

- Annie! Pony! Stop! I mean it!

- Those bad guys have the same names as us!

What are the chances?

- No, Pony.

Mom thinks those guys are us.

- [tires screeching] - [gasps]

- [pants]

- Three tickets for "Cop Dad : Cop 'Til You Drop."

- [tires screeching]

- You two, get in. - I don't have my glasses on,

but this doesn't look like our regular getaway driver.

- HELEN: Now.

I'm so disappointed in you two.

- There goes Mrs. Bramley again.

- Still chasing Annie and Pony.

- Some Cop Mom.

- Where did they go?

- Huh?

- [tires screeching]

- [gasps] The bank robbers have Mom!

We have to do something!

- I can't believe you actually thought I'd fall for this.

[laughs] Money bags!

This is ridiculous!

- ROBBERS: [gasping]

- And would you please take off those ridiculous masks?

- [masks dragging]

- [gasps]

You're not Annie and Pony. You're Half-Pint Harry!

And Noodleneck Ned!

- I get the feeling you weren't our getaway car driver neither.

- Now, you're gonna take us to our hideout.

And don't try any funny business.

You just threw away our money, lady.

You're in big trouble!

- Look out!

- [tires screeching]

- ♪

- [whimpering]

- [siren wailing]

- OFFICER: It's over, Half-Pint Harry and Noodleneck Ned!

Come out with your hands up!

- Harry, we're surrounded. We're coming out!

- What? Who's out there?

- There's everything, Harry.

There's cops. There's cops in cars.

Cops on rocket-powered llamas!

- Rocket-powered llamas?

Cops don't ride rocket-powered llamas.

It's a trick!

- ♪

- HARRY: They're all just lousy pictures.

What's the matter with you? - I don't have my glasses.

They wouldn't fit over my mask.

- Ugh!

Come on, let's get outta here.

- BOTH: [yelping]

- ♪

- ALL: Wow!

- BOTH: ♪ Cop Mom

- Annie? - Hey, Mom.

- Wow, Annie. Your mom really is cool.

- I never needed to fake anything

to show how cool you are.

- Well, maybe now you'll realize parents can be cool.

- That's what you think!

You'll never take me in, Cop Mom!

- [squeaking] - [groans]

- Ha, ha, ha!

[sighs] Huh?

What?

- ♪

♪

♪♪

- [Nickelodeon theme playing]