03x06 - The Mondo Chill

[bunniefuu]

-Hey. -One freaky fudgesicle coming right up.

-Free is delicious. -[Ice Cream Man laughs]



Whoa! What's up with the dismal display, dude?

Time has come, Regi.

I'm giving up the truck and I'm going to retire

to Vermont.

I can't take any more

of this warm weather.

What about all the little ones?

What are they going to do?

[Kid]

Oh, dude,

that was totally lame.

Hey, cheer up, son.

It happens to the best of them.

Here, this should make you feel better.

-Hey, thanks, mister. -[laughs]



Just remember,

life is full of wipe outs.

The trick is to get right back up

and... try again.

You're the coolest, Mr. Ice Cream Man.

See you later.

You can't go, Mr. Ice Cream Man.

Shred, every good ice cream man knows

when it's time to move on.

Now it's my time.

But who's going to take over?

[Ice Cream Man]

Oh, don't worry,

someone always comes along

to carry the torch.

Who appoints them? The dairy fairy?

[Ice Cream Man laughs]

No, son.

That's not the way it works.

The right person just knows.

I am that person.

[theme music playing]



[vocalization]



♪ Look right down Any crowded hall ♪

♪ You'll see There's a beauty standing ♪

♪ Is she really everywhere ♪

♪ Or a reflection? ♪

♪ One always calls out to you ♪

♪ The other's shy and quiet ♪

♪ Could there be Two different girls ♪

♪ Who look the same at ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

[telephone beeps]



I am b*at.

[sighs]

Just another half hour and we're out of here.

[indistinct conversations]



Want to go to dinner later?

Mmm, our official first date.

I'd love to.

We can go to a cafe Deluna.

Actually, why don't we just get take out

and go back to my house instead.

Or we can rent a movie.

Sure, I guess.

[typing]



It's not much for a first date.

Well, Todd and I just broke up

and it'd be really awkward if we ran into him.

Well, these are new batch of letters to the editor.

They need to be typed into the computer before you leave.

[exhales]



I'm sorry, is there a problem?

No, no problem.

Good. I didn't think so.

[sighs]

Guess our official first date

will just have to wait till tomorrow.

And now that Manny is going out with Simone,

there's no hope for us whatsoever.

Look on the bright side. At least you guys are still friends.

I don't want to be just friends.

[Cheryl]

Enid, there are other guys in the world.

Manny's so sweet,

and adorable, and short.

[chuckles]

He's perfect for me.

You just need to expand your horizons.

You're right.

My Aunt Helen, she met my uncle Raymond

at Euro Disney on the tea cups.

She got sick.

He gave her a paper bag

and they've been together ever since.

Well, going to Euro Disney is a little extreme.

Um, but you can meet the right guy anywhere.

You think? Like where?

You know the gym,

the mall, even the Moon Beach.

-[Guy ]

Hey, what's up? -[Guy ]

Hey.

I guess you're right.

All I know is the next time some guy falls for me,

-I'm going to be re-- -Oh!

-Hey! -Enid, I need your help.

[Woman]

Watch it.

Enid, you've got to help me.

Do you know how to drive?

Sure.

Choiceeamundo.

That makes one of us. You're hired, let's roll.

[Cheryl]

Bye.

[Enid]

Where are we going?

[Lila]

Jessica?

Jessica?

What are you doing?

Is it hot in here,

or is it just me?

You don't look so good.

I don't?

Maybe you have the flu that's going around.

I hear it's brutal.

Flu.

Do you have a sh**ting pain

that goes from your left temple

all the way down to your toenails?

Yes.

[gasps]



Do your sinuses feel like they're packed

with domestic brie cheese?

-Yes. -[Lila]

Does your tongue feel like

it's pasted to the roof of your mouth?

Yes.

Do you feel woozy

like the floor is spinning...

around...

and around...

and around...

and around?

Do you hear the theme to the Brady Bunch

ringing over and over in your ears?

Yes.

Make it stop.

Make it stop!

Yup, you've got it.

Too bad.

Got to go.

You can't leave me now.

I need someone to take care of me.

Sorry.

I don't do germs.

[Lila]

I have no intention

of playing nurse any longer.

Now here's your soup.

That's the last thing I'm doing for you.

Now give me back my car keys.

No.

You can't leave me alone.

I might die.

You have the flu, Jess,

not the bubonic plague.

-I don't feel good. -Bummer.

Come on, Lila. You just have to stay here

until Liz gets back

from the Tribune.

Fine.

[Jessica]

And by the way,

I need more tissues.

Extra puffy.

Not regular.

-[Kid]

One chocolate dip with nuts. -[Reginald]

Excellent.

Here you go, little red head man.

Thanks, Mr. Ice Cream Man.

One lemon icy, please.

-[Reginald]

One lemon icy. -[Kid ]

I got cents.

What can I get with that?

[Kid ]

We should try something else.

There you go.

Remember, little one,

when the ice cream's up,

recycle the cup.

[Kid]

Thanks, mister.

-[Kid ]

I'm next. -[Kid ]

No, it's my turn.

You are so good with kids.

You would have been a hit at camp Winnebago.

Have I ever shown you my scrapbook?

No time. Ice Cream Man emergency.

-Wait. Here. -[Kid ]

...fall off his bike.

[Kid ]

Is he OK?

-Look. -[Reginald]

What's up dudes?

Cheer up, little grommet. Happens to the best of them.

Have a cowabunga cone.

You're the greatest, Mr. Ice Cream Man.

Wow.

This is more fun than riding an overhead screamer.

Oh!

It's rot.

I tried everything on the menu.

Did you know that a watermelon wiki

actually has seeds in it?

You know what, Enid,

you're a pretty nutty buddy.

We ought to hang out more often.

Sure.

[insects cricketing]



[Pete]

I've been waiting for this all day.

Thank God your home.

I can't be a candy striper

for another minute.

-What are you talking about? -Don't worry,

Jessica is an absolute angel.

You shouldn't have a single problem.

-W-What? -Ta-ta.

[Jessica]

This is an emergency.

[coughing]



This is an emergency.

Whoever is responsible for my well being,

report to my room immediately!

-[Elizabeth]

Jess, what's wrong? -[exhales]



I need another ginger ale

with crushed ice.

Hello?

I'm really, really sick.

My pillow needs fluffy.

Pronto!

[Elizabeth exhales]

I'll take care of this.

So much for our evening alone.

[Jessica coughing]



I think it's getting worse.

[Reginald]

Let's make a toast.

Here's to the good humor man.

To Ben and Jerry.

To Haagen and Dazs and all the founding fathers

of ice cream.

Oh! Brain freeze.

Think. Meltage.

-Ride it out. -[exhales]



I'm OK. It passed. Thanks.

OK, let's go over to these routes.

OK. This blue line indicates

the route by the park.

There's a little league game there at three o'clock.

There's going to be a losing team and--

And they're gonna need ice cream.

Exactly.

-What's this green squiggly? -Oh, uh,

that's just a piece of seaweed.

What's this purple dot?

Oh, I added that one.

It's my old dentist office.

Nothing better than a slushy after you get

your braces tightened.

Good calling it later. I like your style.

Thanks. I learned from the best.

[Kid]

There's the ice cream truck.

[all shouting]



Hey, Cheryl, check out these cool stickers

I got for Regi at the surf shop.

They're going to look great on his skateboard.

Do you think you bought enough?

Well, I couldn't decide which one to get

so I got the whole set.

It looks like someone has a crush.

I just thought they'd looked cool.

Stickers today, matching sweaters tomorrow.

Cheryl.

Looks like we're out of little wooden ice cream spoons.

Is there a spoon man we can call?

I think I know where I can find some.

Cool.

Hey, man. Well, hello. How's it going?

Give me a mocha madness.

[Reginald]

Coming right up.

Dude, you look like

you've been through the rinse cycle.

What's up?

It's my girlfriend Simone.

Well, more like my ex-girlfriend.

We just broke up this morning.

Harsh.

How come?

It just wasn't working out.

Bummer. But hey,

there's plenty of other Bettys out there

who'd be stoked to be your main squeeze.

Thanks.

Eh, Simone probably wasn't the right girl for me anyway.

But there was someone before Simone

that I really liked.

She's funny, smart,

-great at boggle. -Boggle.

I can't get her off my mind.

So what's the problem?

I think she just wants to be friends,

but I'm not sure.

I know.

Ask her? Yeah!

What if Enid turns me down?

Whoa, Enid's your Betty?

Is plastic OK?

-Manny. -Enid, hi?

[Reginald]

Go for it, bro.

Um, I was wondering if

maybe later you'd want to go rollerblading or something.

Sorry, Manny. I cant.

We have a really busy schedule today.

Right, Regi?

Well, uh...

Hey, hey, that's OK.

Maybe some other time.

[Enid]

Yeah.

[door bell rings]



Door.

Door.

Thank you. I can hear the bell.

Hey.

Hey, how's the, uh, patient?

[exhales]

She was up,

we were up all night.

Hey, if you're too tired,

we can postpone the picnic.

No way, I'm fine.

We should be out of here in ten minutes tops.

Great.

Just in time for the sunset.

-We don't want to miss that. -Oh, we won't.

Jessica couldn't possibly need anything else.

[Jessica]

If anyone cares,

I really need my boom box in here.

Hello?

I said boom box.

Oh.

[music playing]



♪ Please come in ♪

♪ And close the door ♪

♪ I can't remember ♪

♪ When I've been so bored ♪

♪ Still it seems like ♪

♪ I've been here before ♪

♪ I got to get away ♪

♪ Yes I have To say it out loud ♪

♪ I ain't too cool And I ain't too proud ♪

♪ But I got to get away From the crowd ♪

♪ I got to get away ♪

♪ My expectations ♪

♪ Are too high ♪

♪ And my intentions ♪

♪ Never lie ♪

♪ But I got to get away From the crowd ♪

♪ I got to get away ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ I got to get away ♪

♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

[Boy ]

Hey, you guys going to the game?

[Boy ]

Yeah, it starts in five minutes.

[Boy ]

OK, I'll meet you over there.

Hey, Regi, um, got a minute?

sh**t, little buddy.

I was thinking about what happened, um,

the other day at the truck.

Are you and Enid...

Oh, no.

Hold up, you're cruising down the wrong ramp here.

Enid and I are strictly buds.

Does Enid know that?

Dude, Enid is your main attraction.

I would never come between a bro and his Betty.

Thanks man.

Play me another one.

OK.

"It's one day till prom night

and your tan line doesn't match your dress.

You, A: Buy a new dress,

B: Paint your skin,

or, C: Wear your bikini to the prom."

C.

Wear your...

bikini...

[whispers]

Liz, let's go.

It's picnic time.

[exhales]



[Enid]

I got these for you.

I meant to give them to you the other day,

but we got so busy.

Monster peelers! Excellent.

These are skegging!

Oh.

Enid,

I appreciate this kind gesture.

You spent way too much cabbage on me.

I wanted to.

Should we go to the playground?

Sure, but I...

Yeah, but I think...

And hey, maybe later we can go

rollerblading at the park.

Uh-oh, fuel failure.

Don't worry, we can get more.

There's a gas station at the end of the block.

Negative, little driving diva. It's a sign.

Every ice cream man knows

when it's his time to move on.

And this is my time.

But what about all the little dudes and dudettes?

Don't worry, the right person will come along to carry the torch.

[Enid]

But I thought we were a team.

We could start a lemonade...

stand.

[Reginald]

Later, Enid.

Bye, Mr. Ice Cream Man.

Bye.

Bye.

[Pete]

Well,

it's not a picnic in the park,

but at least we're alone.

I never thought the Tribune could be so romantic.

It's all in the lighting.

[laughs]



Here's to...

our official first date.

Finally, I thought this night would never come.

This is almost too good to be true.

[coughs]



[Elizabeth]

Uh-oh.

[exhales]



Hmm.

Ah.

Ah

Ah.

♪ Look right down Any crowded hall ♪

♪ You'll see There's a beauty standing ♪

♪ Is she really everywhere ♪

♪ Or a reflection? ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Look right down Any crowded hall ♪

♪ You'll see There's a beauty standing ♪

♪ Is she really everywhere ♪

♪ Or a reflection? ♪

♪ One always calls out to you ♪

♪ The other's shy and quiet ♪

♪ Could there be Two different girls ♪

♪ Who look the same at ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Look right down Any crowded hall ♪

♪ You'll see There's a beauty standing ♪

♪ Is she really everywhere ♪

♪ Or a reflection ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Sweet Valley ♪

♪ Sweet Valley High ♪

♪ Meet you at Sweet Valley High ♪