06x03 - I'm 'In' With the 'In' Crowd

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Mom!

Mom.

Yes?

You Have To See This.

Olivia Is Amazing.

Okay, Show It To Me,
Whatever It Is.

Olivia, You've Never Seen
This Book, Right?

Never Seen It.

And No Coaching, Right?

No Coaching.

Mom, Keeping All That In Mind

Please Turn To Any Page

And Pick
A Sentence.

All Right, Olivia.

I'd Like You To
Read This Sentence.

You Got It.

"The Brown Cow Ate
The Green Grass."

Yes, Amazing!

And Every
Word Correct.

And She's Going To Be Four
Next Month.

Mom, Have You Ever Seen
Any Child, Including Me

Who Could Do This?

Actually, When
Vanessa Was Three

She Was Good--

But She Wasn't Nearly
As Good

As You Are, Olivia.

You See, You're A Genius.

Okay, Now, Um...

What Sound Does
A Cow Make?

Mooooo!

Is She Amazing
Or What?

She Does
Impressions, Too.

Hey, Dad, You Have
To See This.

Okay.

"The Farmer Sat
On The Tractor."

So What Else Happened?

Let Me Finish
Reading, Please.

Mom, We're On Our Way
To Susan's House.

We're Having A "We Survived
The Chemistry Exam" Celebration.

That Sounds
Like Fun.

The Party's
For Girls Only.

'Cause Guys Are Jerks.

But Not All Guys, I Mean
You're Okay, Dr. Huxtable.

But You're A Man,
You're Older.

Not That You're Old,
But You're Not .

I Don't Know
What It Is

About That Age.

They Don't Tell The Truth
And Talk About Sports

And They're Always Talking
Behind Your Back

No Matter Who You Are.

That's Why They're Jerks.

I Hope Susan Makes
Some Clam Dip.

I Love
Clam Dip!

Thank You.

Well, See You Later.

You're Welcome, Bye.

Her Mouth Is Fast.

I'm Bored.

Me, Too.

What Can We Do?

I Know.

Let's Call Up Somebody.

Who Can We Call?

We're All Sitting Here.

Wait A Minute.

The Idea Here Is
Not To Be Bored, Right?

All:
Yeah.

I Know How We Can Have
Big Fun!

How?

A Whole New Way To Play
The Alphabet Game.

Wait A Minute.

I'm Not Drinking.

I'm Not Allowed
To Drink.

Well, You Won't Have To.

Unless You Lose.

If My Parents Even
Smell Liquor On My Breath

They'd k*ll Me!

Your Parents
Aren't Here.

Live A Little.

Okay, I'm In.

I'm In.

Okay.

Come On, Vanessa,
You, Too.

All Right.

Now The Rules
Are The Same.

We Got Through And Name
A City For Each Letter.

Whoever Breaks
The Rhythm, Loses.

And When You Lose,
Bottoms Up.

Okay, We'll Go
From Left To Right.

Starting With...

Patsy, Go.

Atlanta.

Buffalo.

Chicago.

D.C.

Hold It, Hold It.

No, No, No.

Do You Mean
Washington, D.C.?

Yeah, Washington, D.C.

Sorry, But Washington
Is The City.

D.C. Is The District
Of Columbia.

Come On, You Guys,
Let Me Have It.

Rules Committee?

All:
Loser!

Come On,
Girl.

Come On.

Ooh!

Tastes So Good.

Go For It.

Come On,
Come On.

No, No, No, No.

No Sipping.

You Have To
Down This One.

All Chanting:
Go Kara! Go Kara!

Go Kara! Go Kara!

(Screaming)

Way To Go, Kara.

Ugh!

How Do You Feel?

Warm.

Ooh!

Next Round,
Vanessa Has "E."

Evanston.

Fargo.

Galveston.

Hackensack.

Indianapolis.

Jersey City.

Uh...

"K!"

You Broke The Rhythm, Kara.

Should Have Said
Kansas City.

Kansas City!

No, Sorry.

Too Late.

Drink, Drink, Drink.

All:
Drink, Drink, Drink.

Come On.

Down The Hatch.

(Applause And Cheering)

You're Used
To It Now.

Still Okay?

I Feel No Pain.

Round Three,
Vanessa, Do "L."

Okay.

Uh, Uh...

Eliston!

Guys, Guys,
I Hear Loser City.

No, No, Los Angeles,
Lubbock...

Please!

Too Late.

Hey, I'm Having Fun.

Oh, Yeah.

Signed, Sealed
And Delivered.

Drink It Down.

Waaaaay Down.

(Gleeful Screaming)

Oh, Come On.

Come On.

Chanting:
Drink, Drink, Drink...

Drink, Drink, Drink.

(Cheering And Applause)

Tastes Good,
Doesn't It?

Oh, No!

My Parents Will Be
Home Soon.

Everybody's Got
To Clean Up And Get Out.

I Can't Drive.

Then Leave Your Car Here.

I'll Call You A Cab.

Just Get Out.

You Get Out, Too.

What Did I Do?

Just Go.

Vanessa, Who Are You Calling?

I Have To Call My Sister.

Because My Sister Will
Pick Me Up.

Okay, You Just Hurry.

Wait.

I Love Your Phone.

(Phone Ringing)

Hello?

Denise?

Don't Let Mom And Dad
Listen In.

Vanessa?

I Need You To Come
And Get Me.

It's Serious.

Bourbon, Too Much Bourbon.

That's Nice, Okay.

I Need Me To Pick You Up.

Because Kara Is Drunk.

Bombed, Shhh.

Uh, Okay, Yeah, Sure,
I'll Come Get You.

Okay, Bye.

Bye, Okay.

I Thought Kara Was Bringing
Vanessa Home.

Oh, Yeah, Well, Uh...

Kara Can't Drive.

It's Her Battery.

Dead.

This Is Your Favorite Movie,
I'll Get Her.

No, No, Dad, This
Isn't My Favorite Movie.

I'm Going, Bye.

Shh, Shh!

Denise?

I Love You.

I Love You, Too.

I'm So Glad You're
Home From Africa.

Ohhh.

Take It Easy, Girl.

(Crying)

I Didn't Even Buy You
A Wedding Present.

It's Okay, It's Okay.

Shhh!

(Squealing)

Clair:
Honey, While You're
In The Kitchen

Would You Please
Bring Me Some Juice?

Cliff:
You Got It.

You, Uh...

You Want This With
Mayonnaise Or Mustard?

Um...

Just Tomato.

No, Just Leave Me Here.

I Want To Go To Sleep.

Come On, We're
Almost There.

Denise?

What's The Matter
With Vanessa?

She's Just Really Tired.

Really?

She Looks Terrible.

Ooh!

And Her Breath Smells, Too.

You Just Go To Bed And
I'll Take Care Of Vanessa.

Fine, Then I Won't
Have To Smell Her.

Fine.

All Of Them?

Well, No, Angela.

I Don't Think It's Just
Your Daughter's Fault.

Vanessa Didn't Have To Do
What Everybody Else Was Doing.

Well, I'm Sorry
That It Happened, Too.

Thank You For Calling.

Yeah, Bye.

Sammiches, Coming Up.

Sammiches.

Angela Henning
Just Called.

While She And Her
Husband Were Out

Her Daughter And Friends,
Our Daughter Included

Played The Alphabet Game

While Chug-A-Lugging Bourbon.

It Seems Vanessa Was
Very Drunk When She Left.

She Must Have Lost.

Ah!

We Didn't Know You
Brought Vanessa Home.

Oh, That's Because You Guys
Were Enjoying The Movie So Much

We Just Went Around Back.

What Is That Aroma

Coming From
Those Sheets?

Huh?

What Is The Aroma Coming
From The Sheets?

Well, Um...

On The Way Home,
Vanessa Got The Flu.

She Was Gonna Throw Up
In The Car

But She Didn't.

When She Got Home,
She Just...

If She Has The Flu
I Better Take A Look.

No, Dad, I Already Checked Her.

That's Your Sister
In There.

But It's Also
Our Daughter.

I'll Go Wash These Sheets.

Why Don't You Do That?

Daddy?

Daddy...

It's My Head.

My Stomach.

Can You Give Me Something?

Nothing I Can Give You.

There's No Cure.

Oohhh...

Vanessa?

Vanessa?

Vanessa?

Uh.

Vanessa?

Vanessa, I'm Talking To You.

Your Mother's
Talking To You.

Vanessa, Mrs. Henning Called.

We Know Everything
That Happened At Her House.

Ooohh.

We Won't Talk Punishment

Because You're Learning
Your Lesson Right Now.

Oh, Thank You.

(Slam)

Oh!

Hi.

What Are You Doing Here?

I'm Eating A Bowl Of Cereal.

You're Supposed To Be Out

But You Keep Coming Back.

You Don't Understand
What That Means.

You Come Here, You Eat Cereal,
Pork Chops, Anything.

You Hounded Us For Your
Own Apartment.

Now That You Have It,
Why Are You Always Here?

I'm Not Always Here.

I Just Came To Visit.

In That Case, Why Didn't
You Come See Us

Before You Started
Eating Cereal?

I Knew You Were On Your Way
To The Kitchen Eventually

So I Figured We'd Meet Here.

You Came Down Here
To Eat Our Cereal.

Okay, We Ran Out.

Right, Right.

By The Way,
I Saw Vanessa.

Oh, You Did.

I Was Upstairs
In The Bathroom

Taking A Shower.

We Ran Out Of Soap.

She Was Banging On The Door.

She Said She Was
Really Sick.

Vanessa And Her Friends
Got Drunk Last Night.

Whoa.

Vanessa Drunk?

That's Pretty Severe.

Took Us By Surprise, Too.

I Never Thought She Would
cr*ck Under The Pressure.

What Pressure?

The Pressure Of Growing Up
In This Family.

You Guys Don't Realize
What It's Like

Being A Huxtable Child.

Because Of What
You Have Achieved

The World Expects More
From Us Than Other Kids.

There's Nowhere Else
Left For Us To Go But Down.

So That's Our Fault.

Think About It, Dad.

You're A Doctor.

Mom's A Lawyer.

That's A Lot Of Pressure.

We've Never Said, "Son,
Become A Doctor Or Lawyer."

We Said Go To School, Study

Become What You Want.

There You Go-- Pressure.

Go To School.

Become Something.

That's A Lot Of Pressure, Mom.

All My Friends See It.

Theo, When Do You
Feel This Pressure?

Every Now And Then.

This Is Not About Pressure.

Vanessa Got Drunk

Because She And Her Friends
Were Bored.

Although They Had Television,
Vcr Cassettes

Audio Cassettes,
Books.

And Each Other.

They Call Each Other
Every Five Minutes

When They're Away.

Yet They Were
Bored Together.

You See.

So You See, Vanessa
Did Not Feel Pressure From Us.

The Pressure She Felt Was
From The People She Was With.

Okay, Mom.

And To Show You
I'm An Open Minded Person

I'm Going To Bring Up
What You Said

In My Next Discussion
With The Guys About Pressure.

Thank You Ever So Much.

Hi, Mom.

How Was School?

Painful.

I Wish You Hadn't
Made Me Go.

I Felt Sick All Day.

Oh, I'm So Sorry
That Happened To You.

Come Sit With Me
A Little While.

I'd Really Like
To Go To Bed.

No, Not Yet.

Cliff, She's Here!

Hey, Vanessa, You're
Just In Time.

Just In Time To Play
The Alphabet Game With Us.

Dad, You Can't.

If You're Going To Play
The Alphabet Game

We Want You To Be Good,
So You Don't Lose.

I'm Playing, Too.

You?

Starting Her Out Young
So She'll Build Up.

We Don't Want Her To Cave In
Under The "Pressure."

I Still Feel Sick.

Don't Make Me.

I Said I Would Never
Drink Again.

I'll Start With Letter A.

All Right, Hey.

Altoona.

Boston.

Colorado.

Stop.

Hello?

No Such City.

Where Is The City
Named Colorado?

Colorado, Wyoming.

Go Get The Book.

Don't
Try It.

Colorado, Wyoming.

You Better Chug-A-Lug.

But I Said
There's A Colorado.

Don't Be Shy,
Go On.

Goodness Gracious.

Wow!

You Did This
All Night Long, Huh?

All Right, Boys,
Here They Come.

Whoa!

Hey!

"D," Vanessa.

Detroit.

Uh, Uh, Um...

No, You Don't
Uh, Uh, Um...

No, That Was The First Syllable

Of The Town Eatonville.

When You Hesitates
Like That...

There You Go.

Chug-A-Lug,
Chug-A-Lug.

Let It Not Be Said
That I Couldn't Play.

♪ Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug. ♪

Hit It, Big Momma.

Whoa.

Yes, Indeed.

Ahem.

Here We Go, "F."

Fort Lauderdale.

Genoa.

Houston.

Iowa City.

"J?"

No, Ain't No "J."

I Don't Know.

The Little People
Count, Too.

Dad, You Cannot
Make Rudy Drink.

Take Your Hands
Off Me, Please.

Dad, You Can't.

Hey!

Here You Go, Smarty.

No, No, No.

Eww.

No, You Lost.

It's Nasty.

You Lost.

Look At Me.

Drink Her Down.

Drink Her Down.

Go On,
Hit It.

Go On.

Go, Rudy.

All Right.

What You Gonna Do,
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug?

All Right, You.

Uh, "B?"

"K."

"K," Kenosha.

"L..."

No, "L."

Why Can't I Get "L?"

I Don't Know.

But You're In A "L"
Of A Jam Now.

I Tell You What.

The Person Who Loses
Every Fourth Time

Has To Drink
Four Drinks.

There You Go.

Four sh*ts?

Four sh*ts.

That's The Bonus.

Drink Her Down.

Drink Her Down.

Dad, Look,
I Promise.

I Will Never Drink Again.

You Are Stalling.

Come On, Chug-A-Lug
Like Last Night.

Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

All:
Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

Chug-A-Lug, Chug-A-Lug.

All Right!

Hey, All Right!

This Is Tea.

All:
Ha, Ha, Got You!