06x06 - Denise Kendall: Babysitter

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Guess What?

What?

I'm Bored.

Good.

Guess What?

What?

I Want Something To Do.

Guess What?

I'm Cooking Dinner Right Now
So Leave Me Alone.

But I Want Something To Do.

I Can Cook.

What Have You Ever Cooked?

Nothing, But I Can Do It.

Olivia,
Let Me Explain Something.

This Stove Is Hot.

Now You Come Over Here,
Start Fooling Around

Burn Your Little Fingers

Start Screaming
Till Nobody Can Hear

And Then You'll Show Somebody
Your b*rned Fingers

And People Will Be
Looking At Me Like This.

That's No Fair.

Everyone Does What They Want
Except Me.

I'm Sick Of It.

Guess What?

What?

Follow Me.

Okay.

What Are We
Going To Do?

Guess What?

What?

This Is A Salad Bowl.

This Is The Dressing

The Most Important Ingredient
That Goes

Into The Salad.

Now Shake It Up
So I Can Put It In The Salad.

No, Come On,
You Have To Shake It.

Shake It,
Because It's Important.

No, No, Look, Look, Look,
Shake It.

Shake, Shake.

There You Go.

That's Right.

I'm Getting Tired,
Dr. Huxtable.

Keep Shaking.

I'm Getting Tired.

Keep Shaking.

Okay, Okay, Okay.

Now Press The Bottle
Close To You.

We're Going
To Shake It Up.

Shake It Up...
Shake It Up.

Great Meal.

I'm Stuffed.

That Was
A Great Meal.

Thank You.

The Older I Get

The More I Appreciate
The Love That's Generated

When We Get Together.

Especially, When We
Sit Down To Eat.

You Smelled
This Food Cooking

From Your Apartment
In The Village.

I'm Hurt

By Your Cynicism.

I Came Here To Visit.

I Only Ate To Be Polite.

Ohhh...

Well, Next Time You Come Over,
Have Bad Manners.

Theo Comes
To Our House To Eat, Too.

The Other Day
We Ordered Chinese Food

And Theo Met The Delivery Guy
On The Street

And Followed Him
To Our House.

If That's How You Feel
About My Visits

I Won't Come To Anybody's House
At Dinnertime Again.

Fine.

Good!

Yeah.

Well, I Did It.

I Got Winnie And Nelson
To Fall Asleep.

How Did
You Do It?

Dropped Them On Their Heads.

Rudy...

Just Kidding.

I Guess I'll Go
Tuck Them In.

I Already Did.

I Took All The Toys
Out Of The Crib

And I Read Them A Story
Until They Fell Asleep.

Babies, Nothing To It.

I Use To Think So, Too,
Before I Had Them.

Since I've Been
At Medical School

Sondra's Gotten
To Know The Twins.

I Love Them

But These Are
The Only People I See.

Just Take Them Out
Of The House More Often.

I Take Them Every Place I Go
And They Do The Same Thing.

I Have Been Thrown Out Of Banks,
Restaurants...

One Time We Were At A Bus Stop

And The People Pitched In
To Give Us Cab Fare

So We Wouldn't
Get On The Bus With Them.

Hey.

Hey.

How You Doing?

Sondra's Telling Us

About The Trials
And Tribulations
Of Raising Twins.

What Trials
And Tribulations?

It's Just One Extra Baby.

You Have No Idea.

The Two Of Them Are Almost
Impossible To Control.

If You're Organized

Two Babies Shouldn't
Be Worse Than One.

Excuse Me?

If I Had Twins,
I'd Have No Problems.

Then How Would You Like
To Baby-Sit Tomorrow Night

So Elvin And I
Can Go Out?

Fine.

In Fact, Stay Away
The Whole Weekend.

Take Off The Month.

See You Next Year!

Have You Been In The Cookies?

Now Listen,
Your Aunt Denise Is Coming By

And She Will Have
A Great Time With You.

Will You Be Good?

( Doorbell Ringing )

Say Yes.

That's Your Aunt Denise Now.

Hey, Neighbor.

I Brought Something For You.

Come In.

Did You Make
This Yourself?

Yep.

And This Time
It's Legal.

It's Apple Cider Fresh
From My Daddy's Farm

And Some Eucalyptus
Pecan Soap.

They're The Same Color,
So Don't Get Them Mixed Up.

Yeah, Uh...

I Won't.

Also Brought Back
Some Turkey Gobblers.

You Guys Come
Gobble One With Us.

That Sounds Great

But We're Going Out Tonight.

Can We Take A Rain Check?

Next Saturday?

Sure, But, Bob

k*ll The Turkeys
Before We Come Over This Time.

No Problem.

I'll Even k*ll
The Cauliflower.

( Goofy Laugh )

I'll See You Around.

Okay.

The Bend.

Got Me.

Okay, Bob.

See You Around...

Like A Doughnut.

Bob, No More.

I'll See You Around...

All Right, Good Night.

Like A Hubcap.

Okay, Guys.

How Do I Look?

Stunning, Gorgeous--
Like A New Woman.

I Feel Like One.

Winnie, Nelson, Mommy And Daddy
Are Going To Go Out

But I Promise We'll Come Back
With A Positive Attitude.

( Doorbell Ringing )

Oh, There She Is.

Please Be Denise.

Hello.

Here We Are,
Denise Kendall: Baby-Sitter.

We Going To Watch Babies.

Who Do I See In The Pen?

Hi, Winnie.

Hi, Nelson.

It's Auntie Denise.

And Cousin Olivia.

Why Did You Bring Food?

We Have The Baby's Food
Right Here.

That's All Pre-Cooked,
Pre-Processed-- Please.

It's Also Easy.

Easy Isn't Everything.

Let Me Prepare A Homemade,
Totally Organic Meal.

I Always Do It For Olivia.

Do You Like My Organic Cooking?

I Love It.

See.

And I'm Still Alive.

Okay, But Winnie
Is Allergic To Carrots.

She Gets A Rash.

Feeding Time
Is In Half An Hour.

No Problem.

Denise, If They Start Crying,
Just Pop This In The Vcr.

It's A Tape
Of Children Singing

"I've Been Working
On The Railroad."

Winnie And Nelson,
They Love It.

I Don't Know Why.

Just Keep Rewinding It.

What?

You Actually Let
An Electronic Instrument

Baby-Sit Your Children?

Yes

And We're
Proud Of It.

If You Think You Can
Do This Better Than Us

Go Ahead.

If You Need Us

This Is The Number
For The Ophelia Theater.

I'll Take It

But We Won't Need It

Because We're Going To Have Fun!

Great.

Okay. Bye, Winnie,
Bye, Nelson.

Bye-Bye.

Have A Good Time.

You'll Be Okay?

Yes, Bye.

Let The Baby-Sitting Begin!

What Do We Do?

Let's Fix Dinner.

( Crying )

They're Crying.

What's Wrong?

What's The Matter?

We Heard Crying.

It's Okay,
Mommy And Daddy Are Here.

They're Fine,
You Guys.

They're Fine.

Should We Go After All?

You're Acting Like
I Can't Handle This.

You Don't Have Much
Experience With Kids.

I've Done Good With Olivia.

I'm Still Alive.

Okay, Okay, We'll Go.

Good-Bye.

You Sure?

Bye.

Good-Bye.

Let's Start Baby-Sitting

And Let's Do A Good Job

So They'll See
We Know What We're Doing.

Yes!

Yes!

( Crying )

Um, I'll Give Them A Toy.

Here You Guys Go.

Whee!

What Do I Do Next?

Videotape.

Yes, With The Children Singing.

They Love That.

Olivia, You're A Genius.

Okay, You Guys, It's Show Time.

♪ I've Been Working
On The Railroad ♪

♪ All The Livelong Day... ♪

It Worked! It Worked!

That's Because
We're The Best Baby-Sitters!

Okay, Let's
Finish Dinner.

Okay...

I Guess We Blew A Fuse.

The Lights Are Out
On The Whole Block.

We Must Be Having A Blackout.

Well, Did The Pioneers
Need Electricity?

No.

We'll Just Make Dinner
In The Dark.

( Babies Crying )

Videotape.

We Can't Turn On The Vcr

Because It Doesn't Work
Without Electricity, Sweetie.

We Are In Big Trouble.

Hey, Dad.

Hey.

Whoo, Thank You.

I See You're
Reading A Book.

Yes.

I'll Be Quiet.

Good.

I'm Just Going
To Get A Banana.

Bananas Are Quiet.

Yes, Thank You.

Mmm.

Why Don't You Count
Dad's Gray Hairs?

Why Don't I Count

The Black One's Instead?

Look, You Have
A Gray Hair On Your Hand.

I Don't See
A Gray Hair.

Look, It's Big.

That's The Way The Light
Is Shining On The Thing.

Hey.

Vanessa, Look At
The Back Of Dad's Hand.

Whoa, A Gray Hair.

And A Big One.

Dad Said It Was The Light
Shinning Off Of It.

No, That's Just
An Old Gray Hair.

It May Be A Gray Hair,
But It's Just One.

Well, Sure.

They Travel Alone At First.

The Next Thing You Know

They Start
Showing Up In Bunches.

Then You Got Them
Growing Out Of Your Eyebrows.

I Bet He Has One Now.

He Does Too.

And A Long One.

Look, Look, Look.

Why Don't You Just
Leave Me Alone.

I Came Here.

I Wanted To Read
My Book Quietly.

What Now?

You Have A Gray Eyelash.

No Way.

Look.

I Don't Believe It.

Listen, Do You All Mind?

I Came Down Here To Read.

I Just Want
A Little Quiet.

Okay.

We're Going
Upstairs, Dad.

Thank You.

You Know, I Bet
After It All Goes Gray

It Will Start
Falling Out.

( Babies Crying )

Shh, Don't Cry.

Come On, You Guys.

You Guys Should
Be Happy.

Look, I'm Making
Happy Faces.

Hi-Eee!

Oooh!

I Have Tried
Everything.

I Don't Know
What To Do.

I Have
Bounced Them.

I Have Told Them
Stories.

You Were Their Age
Not Too Long Ago.

What Do They Want?

They Want To Stay Awake.

Why?

Because They're Hungry.

They're Hungry, Right.

They Should Have
Been Fed By Now.

Hallelujah, Yes,
The Lights.

Oh, Look.

They Stopped Crying.

I'm Going To Finish Dinner.

Okay, The Toast Is
In The Toaster.

Let's Get This Thing
On The Road.

Food Processor.

Microwave.

Blender.

Electronic Cooking.

This Is The Way To Go.

What?

I Can't Believe This.

A Blackout Again.

( Knock )

( Knock )

( Knock )

You Stay There.

Uh... Who's There?

Hi, Sondra.

It's Me, Bob.

B-O-B, Bob?

This Isn't Sondra.

This Is Her Sister,
Denise.

Oh, Well, I Came To
Offer Some Neighborly Help.

I Got Candles Here.

All Beeswax.

Uh... Just A Second.

Uh, Bob,
How Do You Know My Sister?

Well, I Live In -B.

"B" For Bob, Beeswax, Blackout?

Bob, Can You Just
Leave Those Candles

By The Door, Please?

Okay.

I Don't Blame You
For Being A Bit Cautious.

There's A Lot Of Weirdos
Out Here.

Okay, Then.

Bye.

Okay, Take Her Easy.

If You Need Any Help,
I'm In -B.

"B" For Bob, Beeswax
And Blackout.

And Bye.

( Goofy Laugh )

That Was Bob, B-O-B.

You Know What
You Should Have Told Him?

Mind His Own Beeswax.

I Really Don't Have Time
To Make Dinner.

I'll Have To Give Them
Some Gross Bottle Food.

Well, Here We Go.

Denise, Stop!

What?

Winnie's Allergic To Something.

Remember?

What Is She Allergic To?

I Don't Know.

I Can't Know Everything.

I Can't Just Go Feed Her.

She Can Get Sick.

I Got To Call Sondra And Elvin
At The Movie Theater.

sh**t, What Did I Do
With That Number?

You Threw It Away.

Great.

Denise?

Call Your Mom.

Yeah, My Mom.

She's Baby-Sat For Them.

She'll Know
What Winnie's Allergic To.

Olivia, You've Really
Come Through For Me Tonight.

Well, We're A Team.

We Fed Them.

We Got Them Quiet.

We Got Them To Bed.

We Did A Good Job.

Yes, We Did.

Why Don't We Have
Some Dinner Ourselves.

Would You Like Some Pears

Some Peas

Or My Favorite, Custard?

Custard.

Two Custards, Coming Up.

Sondra And Elvin Didn't Think
I Could Do A Good Job

But I Think We've
Proved Them Wrong.

Yeah.

( Screaming )

Hey.

I Thought You
Were Sleeping, Honey.

Did You Hurt
Your Hand?

What Are You..?

No, Look.

Are You Talking About
This White Hair?

Don't Pull It.

It Wasn't There Yesterday.

There's Only One.

There's Nothing You Can Do.

This Is Nature.

I Thought You Might Go

And Get That Dye
You Put On Your Hair.

Dye?

The Dye, You Know?

Excuse Me,
I Do Not Put Dye On My Hair.

Yeah, But It's Gray.

I Use Highlight.

You Highlight It?

Yes.

Get The Highlight Dye
And Bring It Down Here.

I'm Going To Pluck...

Cliff:
No, Go Upstairs
And Get The...

Hi.

What Is Going On?

The Electricity Went Out Again.

The Super Says It Won't
Be On Until Tomorrow.

And This Was The Only House
You Found With A Light?

Dad, Let Us Stay Here Tonight.

No.

Out!

With Their Little
Raggedy Children.

Stop.

Out.

No. You Know
You Can Stay Here.

How Was
The Baby-Sitting?

Terrific.
Look At Their Faces.

They're Happy Babies.

Yeah, I Got All The Food
Off The Floor.

It Will Take Me A Day

To Scrape The Eggplant
Off The Microwave.

Should I Ask What Happened?

First, It Could Have
Happened To Anybody.

Secondly,
I'll Tell You Tomorrow.

Good Night.

Good Night.

Where Are You All
Going To Sleep?

We'll Find Some Place.

I Don't Want Any
Babies In My Bed.

Now...

( Babies Crying )

You See?

That's What Makes These,
And That

And The Ones That You're
Highlighting.

Come On.

We'll Go Sleep
In The Basement.

Please.

And Maybe We Won't
Need Any Highlight.

Whoo!