This Is The Best Elevator Music
I've Ever Heard.
The Temple-North Carolina Game
Is Starting.
That Should Be Great.
Hey, What's Up?
You Were Supposed
To Help Us In The Yard.
I'm Sorry.
I Slept Through The Alarm.
I Was Up Late Last Night.
Studying Or Justine-Ing?
With Justine.
Oh.
Oh.
It Wasn't That.
Justine Got This New
Multi-Disc Cd Player.
We Put In Six Cds,
Listened To Music
And Just Held Each Other.
And When The Cds Ran Out,
You Let Go.
No.
Then We Talked
Until The Sun Came Up.
Oh, That's Very Nice.
Things Are Going
So Well Between Us.
Whenever We're Together,
The Vibes Are Just Powerful.
I've Never Seen One Of Those
Multi-Disc Cd Players.
You Can Actually
Put Six Cds In?
Wait.
Time Out.
I Can't
Believe You Guys.
I'm Sitting Here Talking
About Justine And Romance
And All You Care About
Is Her Cd Player?
So What?
You Can't Say Anything
To Us, Man
Until You're In The % Club.
What's The % Club?
We Are Married
And We Love Our Wives %.
Until You Love Your Woman %,
You Can't Get In This Club.
But Justine And I
Have A Wonderful Relationship
As It Stands.
I'm Not Getting
Married Now
Because I Don't Want To End Up
In The Marriage
Graveyard.
Marriage Graveyard?
That's Where The Romance Goes
To Die.
What Are You Saying?
I Don't See The Romance
With You Guys Anymore.
Be Honest.
When Was The Last Time
You Gave Your Wives
A Long Passionate Kiss?
All The Time.
Not When I'm Around.
Am I Supposed To Call You
Every Time I Kiss My Wife?
I Was Over Here
The Other Day.
You Came Back
From The Store.
You Hadn't
Seen Denise All Day.
You Pecked Her
On The Cheek
And Went In The Kitchen.
Marriage Graveyard.
Theo, I Was Carrying Groceries.
Put The Groceries Down
And Kiss The Woman.
And, Elvin...
Hey, Man...
Now Sondra And I
Don't Live Here
So Don't Give Me Any Comments
About How I Romance My Wife.
Elvin, Last Week
I Was At Your House.
After Dinner, We Sat Down
To Watch Your Movie.
You Put Your Head
In Sondra's Lap
And You Fell Asleep...
Snoring Loudly.
Marriage Graveyard.
I Don't Remember That.
And, Dad...
There's No "And, Dad."
I Have Five Children.
I Don't Have To Prove
Anything To Anybody.
Great Game.
Yes, Temple!
Did You See Theo
Run Out Of Here
At The Final Buzzer?
Yeah.
He Goes Over To Justine's
Gets A Little Hugging
And Kissing
And He Thinks It's Romance.
Theo Thinks He Had
A Romantic Evening
With Justine And Those Six Cds.
I Remember
Last Fall
It Was A Beautiful,
Warm Autumn Evening.
Denise And I Took A Walk
Across The Brooklyn Bridge.
About Halfway There,
She Got Too Tired
So I Picked Her Up
And I Carried Her
The Rest Of The Way.
By The Time I Was Done,
Boy, I Was Tired.
Denise Looks Small,
But That's A Long Walk.
We Found A Bench
And Looked Out
Over The East River
At The Moon
Reflecting On The Water.
That's Romance.
That's Romance.
That Was A Romantic Evening.
Without Cds.
Please.
Without Cds.
What Does Theo Know
About Being Romantic?
I'll Tell You A Romantic
Moment Sondra And I Had.
I Was Studying
For An Exam.
Sondra Was In The Room
With Winnie.
She Was Crying.
Sondra Was Taking Care Of It.
I Went To Bed
Because I Had To Get Up Early
And I Started To Miss Her
So I Took Our Mattress
Into Winnie's Room
And We Put Winnie
Down Between Us
And Sondra And I
Spent Minutes
Singing Love Songs To Her.
And After Winnie Went To Bed
We Kept Singing Them
To Each Other.
That Is Romantic.
Don't Tell Me
I Don't Have Romance.
Romance.
Nobody's Going
To Tell You That.
I Don't Know
What Year It Was.
I Remember I Worked
About Six Day In A Row
Delivering Babies.
I Had About Hours Sleep
In The Six Days.
But Each Time
I Got A Chance To Go Home
Clair Just Looked Spent.
I Called Her Secretary
And I Said
"I Want You
To Send A Dress Over--
"Her Dress, Shoes,
A Whole Outfit--
To The Carlyle Hotel."
I Rented A Suite.
Room Service Came Up.
A Little Champagne--
Just A Taste.
We Had Champagne.
We Had Lobster.
We Had Everything.
We Stayed Overnight.
Limousine Drove Us Home.
Now Is That Romance
Or What, Huh?
Well, Dad,
I Don't Mean To Put You Down
But, You Know,
Anyone Can Have Romance
If They Spend Money
Like That For It.
You Know?
Martin And I Use
Our Limited Resources
To Create Romance
For Our Wives.
I Personally Think That's
A Higher Form Of Romance.
I Agree.
Are The Two Of You Telling Me
That I Couldn't Be As Romantic
If I Didn't Have The Big Bucks?
All I'm Saying Is That
It's Been A While
Since You've Been
Used To Anything Else.
Are You Busy Saturday?
No.
No.
We Get Dressed In Tuxedos.
We Have Dinner Here.
Each Man, Prior To The Dinner
Will Go Out
And Buy His Wife A Present...
There You Go Again.
That's Buying Things
To Create Romance.
Let Me Finish.
The Present Is From The Heart
And Each Man Cannot Spend
Any More Than $ , Tax Included
On The Present.
I Like This.
Yeah?
But How Will We
Be Able To Tell
Who's Been
The Most Romantic?
From The Reaction Of Our Wives.
And The Winner Will Be
The Emperor Of Romance.
Do You Agree?
I Like This.
I Accept The Challenge.
All For One...
All:
One For All, And Three For Five.
Can't Wait.
No, Jake!
Listen To Me Carefully.
Dollars Maximum
Tax Included.
Something Romantic For My Wife.
Don't You Have Something?
No, Jake!
I Don't Want
An Electric Can Opener.
Now, Come Up With Something!
You Call Me Back.
Hey, Dad.
How You Doing?
I Hear There's A Big Dinner
Happening Here For The Wives
And Mr. Lamont
Is Cooking It.
He's An Old Friend
Who's Returning A Favor.
Well, You're Welcome
For The Inspiration.
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
Let Me Ask You A Question.
What's Up?
You're A...
A Young Man
And You Have A Girlfriend
And No Money.
What Was The Last Thing
That You Can Remember
That You Gave Her
And When You Gave It To Her
She Just Fell Apart
And Hugged You
And Kissed You?
The Other Day,
Justine Mentioned
That She Was Out
Of Subway Tokens.
So I Went Down And Bought Her
A Ten-Pack Of Tokens.
Wrapped It Up In Little Ribbon.
Then I Gave It To Her.
Tokens?
She Gave Me A Big Old Kiss
Right There
On The Subway Platform.
Then Again, She Gives Me
Those Kinds Of Kisses
All The Time
Because We're Not Married.
Yeah, Well, You Idiot!
Your Mother
Doesn't Ride The Subway!
Hey, Dad.
Hi, Dr. Huxtable.
Where Have You Guys Been?
We Were Shopping.
Ahh.
I Bet You Were Shopping
For Denise's Present.
A Very Special Present.
Denise Will Love It.
How About Your Gift?
The Gift That I Have
For Mrs. Huxtable
After Everybody Sees It
That Present You Have
In That Bag
Will Look Like
It Came Out Of That Bag.
We Will See About That.
Now I'll Go Upstairs
And Hide This.
Olivia?
Olivia?
Come Here, Dear.
I Haven't Seen
Much Of You.
Well, Well, Well.
I Haven't Seen
That Much Of You.
So You Went Over
To The Mall.
That's Right.
Nice Places You Went To?
You Want To Know
What We Got Denise?
Yes.
I'll Tell You.
We Got Denise...
Hmm.
Would You Look At That?
A Nasty Hangnail.
Do You Ever Get These?
Are You Going To Tell Me
What The Gift Is?
I'll Give You A Hint
But Listen Carefully.
A Wet Moose
Walks Backwards At Night
But...
An Old Buzzard
Whistles In His Sleep.
It Makes No Sense.
Maybe Not
But I Know
What Denise's Present Is
And You Don't.
Bye-Bye, Dr. Huxtable.
Hi, Dad.
Hi, Everybody.
All:
Hi.
You Look Gorgeous.
Thank You.
I Bet You Can't Wait
To Get Your Gifts.
Oops.
We're Getting Gifts?
I Didn't Say That.
I Heard You Say
"I Bet You Can't Wait
To Get Your Gifts."
I Wasn't Supposed To.
Let's Change The Subject.
Olivia,
If Something's Going On
That We Don't Know About
Maybe You Should
Share It With Us.
Women Always
Share Secrets.
That's Right.
Okay. The Husbands
Bought You Gifts
But They Could Only Spend $ .
That's What The Bet Was.
What Bet?
Who's The Most Romantic.
Whoever Likes The Gift The Most
Their Husband Wins.
They Made A Bet
To See Who Could Be
The Most Romantic?
Yes.
But You Didn't Hear That
From Me.
So That's
What This Is?
It Has Nothing To Do With Us.
It's A Bet.
I Can't Believe
We're A Part
Of Some Stupid
Macho Contest.
And Where Do They Get Off
Spending Only $ ?
When Your Father
Gives Me His Gift
Even If I Love It
I'm Going To Look Like This.
That's Good, Mom.
Okay, You Do That.
And As Soon As I Open My Gift
I Think I'll Just Have
To Fall Asleep.
You Guys!
I'll Go Easy On Martin.
Why?
Why?
I'll Do Something More Delicate.
Something Like...
Now, That Was
Sensational.
I Have Never Had
Food So Good
Not Even Aboard Ship.
Well, Ladies
This Evening
Is Not Over Yet.
We Have A Surprise
For Each Of You.
Ladies,
Did You Hear That?
How Nice.
I Can't Wait.
Sondra...
Darling...
I Love You.
I Mean That From
The Bottom Of My Heart.
I'd Like
To Give You This.
I Hope That It Means
As Much To You
As It Means To Me.
( Loud Yawn )
Oh, Excuse Me.
I Don't Know
What Came Over Me.
You've Always Wanted
A String Of Pearls.
Since I Couldn't
Afford That
I Got You One Pearl
And I'll Add Another One
To This String
Every Year
Of Our Life Together.
Oh, Elvin...
Oh, Honey,
I Love The Thought Of That.
Thank You!
( Clearing Throat )
On Our First Date,
You Kissed Me.
As I Walked Back
To My Ship
I Used This Handkerchief
To Wipe The Lipstick
From My Lips.
You Saved That?
And This...
Is The Flower That
You Wore In Your Hair
When We Were Married
On A Hill In Africa.
Open It.
And This Is
A Time Capsule.
Read The Inscription.
"February , ."
That's Years
From Now.
When We Buy
Our First Home Together
We're Going To Bury This
In The Backyard
And Years
From This Date
We're Going To Open It
Together.
Oh, Martin.
This Is The Most
Loving Present
You Could Have Given Me.
Many Years Ago
A Teenage Boy--
Very, Very Early
In His Teens--
Walked With
His Girlfriend.
And They Went
To The Drugstore
To Share A Soda.
And His Girlfriend
Looked At A Barrette
Made Of Wood
With A Glass
Stone In It.
Cost About Cents.
And She Admired
That Barrette
But The Young
Teenage Boy
Had No Money
To Buy It.
However,
For Tonight's Occasion
I Was Fortunate.
I Called And I Called
And I Found
A Collectibles Store
That Had One Of These
Same Wooden Barrettes
With The Glass Stone
In The Center.
And So, I Feel
That It's Important
For My Bride
Who Admired
That Barrette
To Open It
And Wear It Tonight.
You Remember That?
Yes.
You Called Long-Distance
For That Barrette?
Yes.
That's Very Sweet, Cliff.
Thank You.
But I Never Wanted The Barrette.
But, But You Said...
When You Looked In...
Eunice Chantilly...
...Wore That Barrette
And I Said
It Was Tacky!
What I Wanted
Was A Green Plastic Bracelet,
Cliff.
Not That Tacky Barrette.
This Is...
Oh, Cliff!
06x20 - Isn't It Romantic?
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.