06x25 - Live and Learn

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Dad?

Yeah, Pud?

I Can't Go

To Amy's Party.

Why Not?

One Of My Ears Is Bigger

Than The Other One.

Which One?

This One.

Compared To The Other,
This Is Huge.

Yeah, It Is Just A Smidgen
Bit Bigger, That's All.

I Knew It!

The Body Isn't
Perfectly Symmetrical.

Some People Have The Right Leg
Longer Than The Left Leg

Or Right Arm Longer
Than The Left Arm.

I Look At You

And I Can't Tell The Difference.

That's Because You See Me
All The Time.

When Someone Else Meets Me,
They Will Say

"Who's That Girl
With One Big Ear?"

I Can't Go To Amy's Party.

People Will Stare At Me.

If You're Worried About It,
There Are Things You Can Do.

You Can Get A Beret.

Pull The Beret

Over To One Ear.

Or You Could Take This Hand
And Be Very Intellectual.

This Is A Serious Problem.

Can You Please Act
Like An Adult?

Okay.

As An Adult, I Will Tell You

That I Don't See The Difference.

And As An Adult, I Will Also
Tell You

That What You Are

Is More Important
Than What Your Ears Look Like.

My Face Is Not
Perfectly Symmetrical.

You See?

Whoa, Dad, You're Right!

What?

Nothing.

You See Something.

What Is It?

Oh, Nothing.

Hey.

What Are You
Looking At?

Look At My Face.

Is My Face
Perfectly Handsome?

Oh, Absolutely.

Oh, Thank You.

Let Me Ask You
A Question.

Let's Say
You Didn't Know Me

And You Were
In The Supermarket

And I Was
In The Supermarket

And I Saw You
And You Saw Me.

Would You Come Over To Me

And Say...

You Know... Things?

Why?

I Wouldn't Walk Up
To Some Strange Man

And Start Talking.

Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay.

So That's Right,
Absolutely.

So Let's Say You're
Over At The Thing

And I Push My Cart
And Rub Up Against Your Cart.

What Would You

Say To Me?

I Would Say That The Supermarket
Is The Place To Meet You

Because You're Fresh
And... Ripe.

Then Would You...

Take Me Home And Squeeze Me?

Rebecca Shorter Might Be
A Good Schoolteacher

But She Has No Idea
What She's Talking About.

Who Is
Rebecca Shorter?

She's A Friend
Who Teaches Elementary School.

She Said
Medgar Evers College

Would Be The Perfect School

For Me
To Get My Teaching Degree.

So I Forget About Columbia,
I Drop Everything

And These People At This School

Act Like They Don't
Want Students.

I Go To Sign Up For Classes

And They Want To See

My Hillman Transcript.

These People

Will Only Give Me Credit
For One Course.

Which One?

Archery.

It Had To Be Archery.

I Passed A Lot Of Courses
At Hillman.

But At Medgar Evers

They Tell Me That If You
Transfer From Another School

They Can't Accept Any Grade
Lower Than A "C."

That's Totally Unfair!

I Mean, What Is A "D"?

A "D" Is %.

If I Had % Of A Pie...

I Mean, That's A Lot Of Pie!

May I See The Transcript,
Please?

Dad, It Hasn't Changed
Since The Last Time You Saw It.

I'm Sorry.

I Was Just Hoping.

One "C," Five D's,
And Seven I's For Incomplete

And The "C" Was In Archery.

I Tried To Talk Them Into
Giving Me More Credits

For Life Experience.

Life Experience?

Yes, Life Experience.

I Did Go To Africa For A Year
As A Photographer's Assistant.

That Should Count
For Something.

And I'm Raising A Child.

That Is A Big Deal.

Marriage-- That Is
A Tremendous Life Experience.

And I'm Living At Home
With My Parents.

You Want Credit
For That?

Absolutely!

I Am Observing
Domestic Relationships.

People Study That
In College.

I'll Tell You Something Else.

I Should Get Credit
For Failing College

And Wanting To Go Back.

Let's Backtrack.

As I Recall

You Marched Into
This Living Room One Day

And Informed Us That You
Were Going To Become A Teacher

As A Result Of A Conversation
You Had With Olivia's Mother.

Yes.

Not Only Do You Want To Teach

But You Want To Teach Children
With Learning Problems.

Life Experience Is Good

But These People Don't Need
Somebody

With Life Experience Only.

They Need Someone
With Special Skills.

I Can't Talk About This Anymore.

I Have To Pick Up Olivia
At Her Preschool.

But It Is Totally Unfair For Someone

Who Has Spent
Three Semesters In College

To Have To Start Over Again.

Don't They Know
I Want To Be A Teacher?

I'm Enthusiastic.

But Do They Care?

No, All They Care About Are C's.

There Are Hundreds Of Children
Who Need A Good Teacher.

And Now They're Not
Going To Get One.

Is Anyone Thinking...

About The Children?

No, All They're Thinking About
Is What I Once Was

Not What I Am Now.

And I Should Be Given Credit For That.

I'll See You Guys Later.

Good Lord.

♪ One Times Two Is Two ♪

♪ You Got That? ♪

♪ One Times Three Is Three ♪

♪ One Times Four Is Four ♪

♪ Now You Rap,
Come On, Let's Go ♪

♪ One Times Five Is Five ♪

♪ One Times Six Is Six ♪

♪ One Times Seven Is Seven ♪

♪ Oh, Thank Heaven ♪

♪ One Times Eight Is Eight ♪

♪ You Got It ♪

♪ One Times Nine Is Nine ♪

♪ One Times Ten Is... ♪

♪ Ten! ♪

♪ One Times Eleven Is... ♪

♪ Eleven! ♪

♪ And One Times Twelve
Is Twelve ♪

♪ All Right ♪

♪ Let's Do It ♪

♪ Rap The Facts ♪

♪ One More Time ♪

♪ Rap The Facts. ♪

All Right!

That's All

We Have Time For Today,
Boys And Girls.

Tomorrow
We Do The Twos.

Denise:
That Was Great.

Hey!

Do You Hear Me Multiplying?

I Sure Did.

You Have To Meet
Uncle Wilton.

Uncle Wilton, This Is
My Stepmom, Denise.

Hello, Denise.

I Don't Know What To Call You.

Uncle Wilton Is Fine.

That Was Amazing

Seeing These Kids Enjoy Math.

If You Make It Fun, They Learn.

Right, Olivia?

♪ One Times One Is One ♪

♪ One Times Two Is Two ♪

Got That?

Come On, Denise!

♪ One Times Three Is Three ♪

♪ One Times Four... ♪

Hey.

How Was Preschool Today?

Mom, Life Is So Funny.

I Left Here
Negative And Angry.

Who Would Have Thought
Olivia's Preschool

Would Have Changed My Life?

I Don't Know

But With You,
Anything Is Possible.

Mom, I'm Going
To Be A Teacher!

Again?

I'm Glad To Hear That.

Going To College, Huh?

Today, I Witnessed

An Alternative
To Traditional Education.

Olivia, Hit It.

♪ One Times One Is One ♪

♪ One Times Two Is Two ♪

♪ One Times Three Is Three ♪

♪One Times Four
Is Four ♪

♪ One Times Five Is Five... ♪

Okay, Honey.

See, She Doesn't

Want To Stop.

Now That's Learning.

I'm Impressed.

Can I Have An Orange?

Sure.

♪ One Times Five Is Five ♪

♪ One Times Six Is Six... ♪

Now You Know Why I Don't
Have To Go To College.

This Is The Kind Of Teaching
I Want To Do.

A Man At Her Preschool Teaches
Multiplication By Using Rap.

These Children
Are Eager To Learn.

I'm Sure You're Right.

I Don't Have To Work
Within The System.

I Could Just Get Up There
And Do It.

There Is No Shortcut
To Becoming A Teacher.

Sooner Or Later, You're
Going To Have To Go To College.

Mom, You're Like A Bucket
Of Cold Water.

Every Time
I Come To You

With Enthusiasm

You Dump It On Me.

Anything Worth Having
Is Worth Working For.

There's No Easy Way.

I'm Not Looking
For An Easy Way.

I'm Willing

To Pay My Dues--

Work Hours A Day
For Little Money.

You Do Not Understand.

Paying Dues Is What You Do
After You Spend Years In School

Training To Work Hours A Day
For Little Or Nothing

Hoping To Get A Chance
To Do What You Want To Do.

That Is Paying Dues.

You See?

More Cold Water.
More Cold Water.

I Should Just
Do What I Want

And Stop Telling You Guys
What It Is

I'm Going To Do.

Maybe When We Were Making
The Decision To Have That Child

Somebody Should Have Poured
Some Cold Water On Cliff.

♪ One Times Eleven Is Eleven ♪

♪ One Times Twelve Is Twelve. ♪

Anyway, You've Got It.

Right, I Got It.

They Were Having So Much Fun.

I'm In Favor Of Anything
That Helps Children Learn.

You Want Some Juice?

Yeah, Apple.

I Can't Help Think

If Someone Had Made Learning
That Exciting For Me

I Probably Wouldn't Have
Dropped Out Of College.

If Your College Courses
Were All In Rap

You Would Have Stayed In?

No, I'm Saying If Someone
Had Made Learning Exciting

I Might Not
Have Lost My Enthusiasm.

I Think This Method
Could Work In The Classroom

With Every Subject.

You Do?

Yeah, Like, English, History.

I Wrote One For History.

You Have To Hear This.

♪ Columbus Sailed
The Ocean Blue ♪

♪ In Fourteen Hundred
And Ninety-Two ♪

♪ When He Got To The Shore,
He Said ♪

♪ "Let's Dock On The Place
They Call Plymouth Rock. ♪

Thank You Very Much.

Denise, Columbus Sailed
To The Caribbean In .

The Pilgrims Landed
On Plymouth Rock In .

I Am Grateful To Sesame Street And Mr. Rogers

And All The Television Shows
That Use Music And Animation

To Dazzle Children
Into Learning

But It Won't Work For Me.

I Don't Sing And Dance.

But I Teach In The Real World.

I Do It Because I Love Teaching
And I Love Children.

I Love Children, Too.

My Dream Is
To Work With Children

With Learning Disabilities

I Think Uncle Wilton's Method
Will Work With Them.

I Don't Need College To Do That.

And I Want To Go Down There

And Tell Uncle Wilton
I Want To Be His Apprentice.

That's What You Want...

That's What I Want

And I Want You
To Come Down To The Center

And See His Technique.

Okay, I'm Open.

Maybe Once You've Learned
This Technique Of Uncle Wilton's

You Can Come In
And Give An Assembly.

I'd Love To.

Yeah, But Not
On Christopher Columbus.

We Can Be Anything

We Want To Be.

We Can Be A Square.

(Drums Playing)

Good Square.

And We Can Be A Triangle.

(Drums Playing)

Good-- Good Triangle.

Or We Can Be The Letter "T."

(Drums Playing)

Great "T."

Great "T."

We Can Also
Be The Letter "I."

Oop, Forgot To Dot It.

Good "I."

That's All For Today,
Boys And Girls.

See You Tomorrow.

Dr. Gordon?

Let's Go, Everybody.

We're Going
To The Film Library

To Look At Some Dinosaurs
And Pterodactyls.

Hey.

Way To Dot The "I."

I Know What I'm Doing.

See You Later, Denise.

I'm Going
To See Pterodactyls.

Okay, Bye.

Bye-Bye.

Excuse Me, Uncle Wilton?

Yes.

Hi. This Is
My Friend Rebecca Shorter.

She's A Fifth-Grade Teacher.

Hi. I Like
What You're Doing.

Um, Uncle Wilton

I Know I've Only Seen
Your Class Twice

But I Want You To Know That
I've Really Been Affected By It.

I'd Like To Study
With You And Gordon

And Learn Your Techniques

And Pass Them On
To Other Children.

Where Did You Go To College?

Hillman.

Did You Get Your Bachelor's
Or Your Master's Degree?

Oh... Uh, Actually,
I Don't... I Don't Have Either.

I Suggest You Go Back
To College, Get Your Degree

Come Back To See Us.

We'd Love To Have You.

I Need A Degree To Play
The Drums And Rap To Children?

Understand, We Don't
Teach Everything Through Music.

So You Use Traditional
Teaching Methods Also?

Absolutely.

The Music Reinforces

What You've Already
Taught The Children.

You've Got It.

I'd Be A Great Instructor.

I'm Enthusiastic.

I Love To Learn.

I'm Fired Up.

All That's Good.

But To Work With Us,
You Must Have A College Degree.

Excuse Me, Ladies.

Gosh, All I Want
To Do Is Help Children

And No One Will Let Me.

Why Are You
So Hardheaded?

The Man Didn't Say That.

He Said You Have
To Get An Education

To Be Of Help Here.

I Am Ready Now

If Uncle Wilton
Would Work With Me.

Uncle Wilton Has
Enough Children To Work With.

He Doesn't Need One

As Old As You.

Why Don't You Want
To Go To College?

Why Are You Afraid
To Go To College?

Because I Am Ready Now.

You Want
To Learn On The Job?

Okay, You Are
In Uncle Wilton's Classroom

And I Am Rebecca Shorter
And I Am Four Years Old

And I Am One
Of Your Students.

Come On, I'm Hungry.

Let's Just Go.

Why Do You Always
Want To Quit?

You Want To Be
A Teacher, Right?

Yes.

Well, Then Let's Go.

No, Give Me A Break.

(Mimicking A Child:)
Come On, Mrs. Kendall

I Want To Learn Something.

Teach Me.

Okay.

Rebecca.

Today We Are Going To Learn
Our Multiplication Tables.

Please Repeat After Me.

♪ One Times One Is One ♪

♪ Two Times One Is Two ♪

♪ One Times Three Is Three ♪

Hello?

You're Not Repeating.

I Don't Want To Rap.

Well, Sure You Do.

Come On,
All Kids Love To Rap.

Not Me.

Okay, Then What
Would You Like To Do?

I Want To Paint.

Great, Let's Go Paint.

No.

Okay.

Uh, Hey, Let's...
Let's Read A Book!

Yeah.

No, I Want To Do
What I Want To Do.

I Don't Want
To Read No Stupid Book.

What Will You Do When
The Other Children Learn This

And You Don't?

I Don't Care.

The Other Kids

Won't Think You're As Smart
As They Are.

I'm Telling My Mama
You Called Me Dumb.

I Didn't Call You Dumb.

You Going To Get Fired.

Calm Down.

I Didn't Say
That You Were Dumb.

I Said The Other Kids

Won't Think You're
As Smart As They Are.

'Cause I'm Dumb.

Okay.

Okay, You've Made Your Point.

Come Here.

What Was I Supposed To Do?

Well, You Know

I'd Explain It To You,
But It's Kind Of Technical

And You Don't Have
A College Degree.

Cliff?

Hmm?

Have You Seen Denise?

Uh-Uh.

She Said She
Was Going Out For A Walk.

I'm Concerned About Her.

She's Been Depressed
These Past Couple Of Days.

I Don't Think
She's Gotten Over

Being Turned Down
By Uncle Wilton.

Hi, Denise.

Where Have You Been?

Oh, Just Walking.

And Thinking.

Walking And Thinking.

Is Everything All Right?

Mom, Dad, I've Made A Decision.

♪ Well, I Had A Little Talk
With Jesus ♪

I've Been Thinking...

♪ And I Told Him
All About Our Troubles ♪

What's Wrong With
Spending The Rest Of My Life

As A Wife And A Mother?

Millions Of Women
All Around The World Do It

And Are Content
And Happy.

They Think It's A Very Noble
And Honorable Profession.

I Agree With You.

I Hope You're Not
Just Saying That

Because You're Giving Up
On Some Other Dreams.

Well, Mom, I Know You Would Have
Liked Me To Go Back To College

And Become A Teacher,
But I Don't Think It's For Me.

Whatever You Decide,
We're Behind You.

You're Not Upset That I'm
Not Going Back To School?

I Didn't Say That.

All I Said Was,
"We Are Behind You."

Okay, That's Good Enough For Me.

Thanks For Your Support.

Oh, Um, Mom, I, Uh,
I Forgot To Show You This.

Thanks, Honey.

Denise, This Says You're
Entering Medgar Evers College

This Summer
As A Freshman?

(Squealing)

Gothca!

♪ Gotcha! ♪

And A Good Gotcha
At That!

Left Them Barefooted
And Openmouthed.

Beautiful.

I Am So Good.

♪ And He'll Answer
By And By. ♪