07x07 - Just Thinking About It pt. 1

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Go Get It, Dwayne.

Good Boy.

Bring It Back.

Go Get It, Dwayne.

Bring It Back.

Good Boy.

What Is She Doing?

You Know How Much
She Wants A Dog.

So You Bought Her
An Imaginary One?

To Compensate
For Not Being Able To Have One

She's Created An Invisible One.

It's A Perfectly Normal Step

In A Child's
Development.

Hey...

What A Nice
Little Doggie There.

He's Over There.

Oh, Okay.

I'll Just Go
On Over There.

Hey, What Do You Say There?

How's Everything Going?

All Right.

Nice Little Dog.

What's The Dog's Name?

Dwayne. It's A Saint Bernard.

Oh, A Saint Bernard.

Okay.

That's Not His Head.

Well, Dwayne, Here.

Oh, You Like That, Huh?

All Right, Get Down.

Now I Want You
To Get The Stick.

Come On, Come On.

See? See? See?

Hey!

Aah-Ha-Ha!

All Right,
Dwayne!

All Right, Get It.

Okay.

You Must Be Hitting
The Ball Hard.

That's Me.

That's Me.

Oh, You In There.

You Got It, Slide.

Get Out The Way.

You, Big.

Yo, Slide,
Watch The Ball, Man

Not Your Woman.

You Watch The Ball.

You Keep Missing It.

We Got Them Fighting Now.

I'll Be Right Back.

Bring Your Game With You.

If She Lets Him.

Boy, She Got My Man
On A Short Leash.

Oh, Lance?

Oh, I'll Be Right Back.

On My Way, Charmaine.

Don't Come Too Close.

I Don't Want
Your Perspiration

On My New Sweatshirt.

What, You Have
A New Sweat Ensemble?

Oh, Don't
Be Gauche, Lance.

We Going Out Tonight?

Yeah, But I Got
To Be Back By : .

Huxtable Rules Are Ruining
Our Relationship.

Rules Is For Fools,
Laws Is For Flaws

Side-Lined By The Guidelines.

What Are You Talking About?

I'm Just Quoting
Somebody Great.

Who?

Winston Churchill.

Churchill Said,
"Laws Is For Flaws"?

Yeah! He Knew
What Was Going Down.

Oh, Man, I Got To Go.

Come On, Smooch,
Watch Me Play.

I Can't-- It's My Turn
To Set The Table.

Set The Table?
For What?

So They Can Eat
Like Cultured People.

Don't You Know Anything?

I Know You Can Eat
Without Setting The Table.

Are You Going To Hang With
The Women Or Play With Men?

He Hasn't Been
Dismissed Yet.

I'll Catch Up
With You Later, Smooch.

I Got Something
For You, Too, Baby.

Oh, Lance, That
Would Not Be Funny.

You Know You Love It.

Slide:
Y'all Take It Easy.

Slide, Pay Attention.

He's Got A Lot
On His Mind.

Just Because His Girl's
Living With Rich People

Don't Mean He
Messes Up My Game.

Don't Lose Her To The Rich.

She's Not Like That.

Don't They Have
A Son At N.Y.U.?

That's Why
She's Always Rushing Off.

She Had To Go Home
To Set The Table.

Right, Set The Table.

She's Living In Their House,
She Has To Go By Their Rules.

You Ain't A Man If You
Can't Handle Your Woman

In Every Way.

Want To Be Specific?

Pam's A Fine Woman.

If She Were Mine,
I Know What I'd Be Doing

And What She'd Be Doing.

Too Bad You All Wouldn't
Be Doing It Together

You Know?

Aha!

This Is What I Like To See--

Women In The Kitchen.

Yes, Indeed.

Roasting Chickens

Baking Bread,
Tending The Hearth.

All Right, Women.

And This Is What
We Like To See--

A Man Coming Home
From The Fields

Smelling Like His Mule.

Hey, What's For Dinner?

He's Baa-Ack.
He's Baa-Ack.

Get Away
From That Chicken, Please.

Thank You.

How Come You're Always
Eating Our Food?

Because I'm The Only One Here

Who Really Appreciates
Mom's Cooking.

He Appreciates It
Because It's Free.

What You Got In The Pot?

That Is Water
For The...

Mashed Potatoes.

Everybody Clear Out.

You, Get Over Here.

And, You, Mule Man,
Wash Your Hands.

Theo

You'll Ruin Your Dinner.

It's Just To Tide Me Over.

You Guys Are A Trip.

That Table Looks Very Good, Pam.

I Like To Set The Table.

It's Cool Eating Together.

Is That Pecan Pie?

Yes. Stay Away,
And You Too.

What You Doing
With The Kn*fe?

This Is Not For You.

Pam Made It

For The Rest Of Us.

We Didn't Always Eat Together.

I'd Be At School When Mom
Was Returning From Work

But On Special Occasions,
We Had Candlelight Breakfast

On Wedgewood China.

Wedgewood China?

Isn't That Imported?

Yes, From The Flea Market

In Brooklyn.

We Got Two That Didn't Match

But Who Cares.

Susan Always Had

A Lot Of Style.

Have You Talked To Her?

I Called.
She Sends Her Love.

You Miss Her?

Yeah, But I Like It Here Too.

Except For All Those Rules,
Right?

No. Rules Don't Bother Me.

Pinocchio.

I Like The Rules

( Imitating Cliff: )
"'Cause, You See, Rules

"Give You Structure,
Pam, See?

That's What Teenagers
Today Need Is Structure."

"Structure And Goals.

That's What We Need."

"Structure And Goals, Yeah."

"Don't Forget
Your Priorities.

You Got To Have
Your Priorities."

Of Which The Three Of You
Have None

And That's Why Us Old People
Can Have Pecan Pie.

Excuse Me.

Bring That Pie Back Here.

Thank...

Oh, You..!

Oh, Isn't That Hilarious,
Dwayne?

Dwayne Just Loves Fat Albert.

( Doorbell Rings )

No Saint Bernards On The Sofa.

Hello, Dr. Huxtable.

How Are You, Arthur?

Go Get Pam.

Okay.

( Imitating Fat Albert: )
Hey, Hey, Hey!

See You Later.

It's Okay, Dwayne.

It's Just A Rerun.

Come On.

Who's She Talking To?

Dwayne-- That's Her Dog.

It's Invisible.

Oh.

It's All Right, Though.

They're Cheaper And Cleaner.

So How You Been?

Fine, Sir.

I'm Taking Pam For A Walk.

I'm Out Of Here, Dad.

Hey, Slide, What's Up?

Hey, Theo.

What's In The Bag?

This?
The Rest Of Pam's Pecan Pie.

Yeah?

Mom Forced Me To.

Uh-Huh.

I Tell You What.

I'll Leave A Slice For You
In The Mailbox.

My Brother.

Hey, Slide.

You Leaving, Theo?

Yeah, But I Left
A Collection Of Short Stories.

Read The One By Toni Morrison.

I Liked The One

By Jamaica Kincaid,
But I Didn't Understand It All.

I'll Break It Down
When I Come Back.

See You Later.

Ahem!

Mailbox.

Special Delivery.

My Brother.

You Want To Go
Outside And Talk?

That's A Good Idea.

Excuse Me, Pam.

Could You Take Dwayne
For His Walk?

I Have A Cold.

Mm-Hmm, Sure.

And Don't Go Chasing Any Cats.

Cliff:
Uh, Pam?

It's A Saint Bernard.

Oh.

You Got Some Sugar For Me?

Yeah.

Mmm, Whoa, Slide.

What "Whoa"?

I See No Horses.

You Want A Little
More Than Sugar.

What You Think?

We're Coming Up

On Our Three-Month
Anniversary.

Counting Five Times
We Broke Up

The Times I Was Grounded

And When I Wouldn't See You
'Cause You Got On My Nerves

We Lucky We Been Together
Two Weeks.

Our Relationship
Has Weathered Hard Times.

It's Time
We Took It

To Another Level.

What Do You Think?

About What?

We're The Only Ones That Aren't.

Skeeter And Ramona

Julio And Anita,
Lance And Charmaine.

Lance And Charmaine?!

Oh, No, I Don't Believe That.

Charmaine?

You Can See How Happy She Is.

Charmaine Would Have Told Me
About It.

She Tells You About Everything?

But Lance Would Tell You?

Let's Just Put It
This Way-- I Know.

It's Time, Smooch.

That's A Big Step, Slide.

I'll Be Taking It With You.

I Know You Will.

We Both Know How
We Feel About Each Other.

Now It's Time
We Did Something About It.

What's That, Dwayne?

You Want To Go Back Inside?

Come On, I'm Serious.

I Don't Know.

This Is Moving Too Fast, Slide.

Just Think About It.

That's All I'm Asking.

Girlfriend,
We Need To Talk.

I Can See From Your Frown.

I Thought We Were Best Friends.

Since When Are We "Were"?

You Didn't Tell Me.

Tell You What?

About You And Lance.

What About Me And Lance?

You Know.

I Know I Do Not Know

What You Are Saying.

I'm Talking About You And Lance
Being Intimate.

Intimate?!

Did Lance Say We Were Intimate?

No. Slide Did.

Lance And I Are Close,
But We Are Not That Close

And If He Said That,
We Going To Be Unclose.

What I Have May Not Be Precious
To The World

But It Is Precious To Me.

What I Got Ain't No Knickknack.

Well, Somebody's
Speaking Out Of Turn.

No, Somebody's Lying,
And I'm The Lie Detector.

Come On.

All Right,
This Is It.

Time To Send These Chumps
Back To Chump Towers.

That's You, Uh-Uh.

Lance, I Want
To Talk To You.

But We're Playing
A Game Here, Charmaine.

Smooch,
Step Off.

You Want To Hear This.

You Are Ruining My Game.

You Are Ruining My Reputation.

Do You Mind?

Yeah, I Mind.

You Guys Better Step Off,
Or I'm Going To Clock Somebody.

You Too, Big Boy.

Now I Believe

That You Have Been Spreading
False Information

About The Nature
Of Our Relationship.

What?

Slide Said You Two
Were Intimate.

Yeah.

See?

Well, What I Said, Baby...

Was That We
Are Intimate Mentally

And Psychologically.

I Didn't Say Physically,
Did I?

That's What
Charmaine Gave You

For Your Birthday.

All I Gave This Man

Was A Gift Certificate
To The Sizzler.

What I Said Was...

That We Had
A Very Special Night.

Get Your Mind
On A Higher Plane.

See, Intimate Means
That Our Minds Have Met

Our Souls Have Touched

And Our Spirits
Have Sat Together.

Oh, Lance,
That Was Deep.

Don't You Think
That Was Deep, Pam?

You The One
Swimming In It.

What Do You Think?

Come On, Baby,
Let's Get Intimate.

Buy You A Jelly Doughnut.

You See Him
Squirm Out Of That?

That Don't Change
The Way I Feel.

Slide, Can't We Talk
About Something Else?

About What?

Them Books You Been Getting
From College Man, Theo?

He Wants Me To Read More.

You Should Read More Too.

I Read Plenty.

I Picked The Right Bus
To Get Here.

Hi, Pam.

Hello, Slide.

Hello, Shaniqua.

How You Doing?

Fine.

Bye, Slide.

Good-Bye, Shaniqua.

"Bye, Slide."

Looking At You

Like She Wants You
On Her Plate

And You Looking Like
A Happy Meal.

All I Said Was Hello.

Your Mouth Said Hello,
But Your Eyes Said Hello.

I Look At People I'm Talking To.

You Guys Are All Alike.

You Just Don't Care.

Just Running Around
With Your Hormones On The Loose.

What Are We Supposed To Do?

I'm In The Prime Of My Life.

I Don't Know About You,
But I'm Peaking.

So Let's Get Busy.

Are You Ready, Teapot?

Yes.

You Ready To Pour?

I Think So.

Thank You Very Much.

S'all Right.

Have You Seen Dwayne?

Not If You Haven't.

I've Been Looking Everywhere.

He's Gone.

Maybe He Went For A Walk.

No. Maybe He's Hiding.

What Will Make Him Come Back?

A Bowl Of Ice Cream.

For Him?

No, For Me.

He Likes To Watch Me
Eat Ice Cream.

I See.

So If I Get You Some Ice Cream

Then Dwayne Will Come Out
To Watch You Eat It.

Make Sure It's Vanilla.

All Right.

Do You Mind

If I Have A Little Also?

Not Too Much.

Okay.

Wait, I Think I Hear Dwayne.

I'll Go Get Him.

Okay. I'll Dish It Out.

You Bring Dwayne Back.

♪ Little Ice Cream ♪

♪ Little Ice Cream ♪

♪ For Today. ♪

What Are You Doing?

This Is Not What You Think

So Don't Even Start
With Me.

This Ice Cream Is For Dwayne.

For Dwayne?

Well, Not Really For Dwayne.

Olivia Asked For This Ice Cream
Because That's The Only Way

That Dwayne Will Come Back
In The House

'Cause He Loves To Watch Her
Eat Ice Cream.

Oh, Cliff, That Is Pathetic.

Be As Pathetic As You Think...

Come On In, Dwayne.

Right.

Now You'll Have
To Apologize, So There.

How Much Did You Want,
Dr. Huxtable?

The Girl, She Sees And...

You'll Believe Somebody
That Sees Invisible Dogs?

The Ice Cream Is Not For Me.

It's For My Parrot, Howard.

See Him?

No, Dear, I Don't See
Your Parrot Howard

But I Would Like To See You
In The Living Room, Please.

I'll Be There.

You Don't Frighten Me.

I'll Meet You
In The Living Room.

Come On,
Why Not The Basement?

Don't Make No Difference To Me.

Howard The Parrot.

Howard And I.

You Sit Down Here.

What Are You
Being So Rough About?

Give Howard
A Little Kiss.

Go Ahead,
Give Him A Kiss.

( Smacking )

Whoa, Hey!

What Are You Doing
Eavesdropping?

Can I Ask You Two
A Question?

Sure.

How Did You First Know
You Were In Love?

Well, First Of All

Cousin Clair Told Me
I Was In Love With Her.

No, No, I'm Serious.

I'm Serious

'Cause I Think
That I Might Be In Love.

Oh, I Take It With Slide.

You Take It Right.

What Makes You Think

That You Might Be
In Love With Slide?

Well, I Get Excited
When I Know I'm Going To See Him

And Sometimes
He'll Say Something

And We'll Both Laugh.

It's Not Funny, But We'll Laugh.

Even When He Gets On My Nerves,
I Still Miss Him.

And We Can Talk On The Phone
Forever About Nothing.

Yeah, Yeah.

We Have Children
That Do That.

That Has Nothing To Do
With Love.

But, No, I Know What She Means,
Because That Is How Love Starts

But It's More Than That.

It's Loving
Somebody's Weaknesses

As Well As Their Strengths.

When Infatuation

Wears Off

That's When Real Love Begins,
And That Takes Time To Develop.

Me And Slide Been Going Together
On And Off For Three Months.

I Know That Seems Like
A Long Time To You Right Now

But, Believe Me, It's Not.

Cliff, Is There
Anything Of Substance

That You Would Add?

Well, Yes, I Think

That Love Takes Time
To Develop.

I Just Said That.

What I Think Is That,
For Your Situation...

I Mean, You Are Just Learning
About This.

It's Sort Of Like A Video Game.

You Start Out The Video Game,
And You Don't Know How To Play

So You Come Out,
Wack-A Wack-A Wack-A Wack

And Then The Thing Eats You Up,
Boo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo

And You Have
To Start Over.

Then The More You Get Involved,
The More You Know What To Do

And You Can Go
Wack-A Wack-A Wack-A Wack

And That's What We Do Now--

We Go
Wack-A Wack-A Wack

And It Never Goes
Boo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo

See, 'Cause We Know...

Well, It Worked With Theo.

It Worked With Theo.

I Think I Get The Idea.

( Dish Breaking )

Olivia:
Dwayne Did It.

Yeah, Right.

Cliff:
Dwayne Did It.

Dwayne Did It.

Well, Is That
All You Wanted To Talk About?

Look, Look, Come Here.

Do You See
Your Chair Back Here?

This Is Your Own
Special Chair.

I Saw You Sitting In It

And This Is
Your Special Place.

You Just Sit Down.

Is There Something
You Want To Talk About?

Say It, Come On.

All Right.

Well, If You Had A Patient,
Can That Patient Be Your Cousin?

Of Course.

Would You Treat That Patient

Like A Cousin Or A Patient?

Like A Patient.

I Was Hoping You'd Say That.

Is Anything Wrong?

No, No.

Oh.

Would You Take Me On
As A Patient?

Absolutely.

You Got It.

My Patient.

Could You Give Me
A Prescription

For Birth Control Pills?