07x19 - The Return of the Clairettes

[bunniefuu]

(Knocking)

Come In.

Hi, Dad.

Hey, Honey.

I Brought You Your Mail.

Oh, Okay.

Well, Thank You.

Why?

Just Thought
I'd Bring It Down.

Why?

Can't A Person Do Something Nice
For Her Father?

You Have The New England
Journal Of Medicine.

Yes.

I Guess A Doctor Has To Know
The Latest Developments.

Yes.

The World Is Changing

And People
Have To Change With It.

Oh, Yes, They Do.

My Point Is...

Right!

Your Point.

What Is Your Point?

Women Mature Faster These Days
Than They Used To.

So What?

I Know Sondra, Denise,
And Vanessa Couldn't Date

Until They Were .

But I'm And A Half...

And A Half.

And A Half.

You Didn't Make The Whole.

This Boy At School Asked Me
To Go To The Movies With Him

And I Think

I Should Be
Allowed To Go.

Technically,
It's Not Even A Date.

Six People Are Going.

Three Girls, And There
Happen To Be Three Boys.

We're Going As A Group.

This Is A Group Date?

No, It's A Group Outing.

Does This Mean You All Are Never
Going To Go Indoors Anywhere?

It's A Group Outing
To The Movies.

Okay.

Okay?

But My Okay,
What Does That Weigh?

You Have To Talk To Deputy Dog.

Hey.

Hey.

What Is This For?

I Just
Finished Making

An Hors D'oeuvres Platter
For Your Guests.

Where's The Dip?

Mom Said, "No Dip."

Your Mother Had You Make
Raw Celery, Carrots

And There's No Dip?

See The Crease Right Here?

That's Where The Stuff
Is Supposed To Go--

In Here.

All This Is
Is Like An Edible Spoon.

Dad, I'm With You

But That's What Mom Said
They Wanted.

I'm Not Against You...

Mom, What Is That?

It Looks Like
A Hairy Frisbee.

This Is How Mrs. Temple And I
Wore Our Hair In High School.

This Is A Friend
Of Your Mother's

And Whenever They Get Together

Both Of Them Have These Things
That They Put On

And It Gives Them A Reason
To Act Silly.

Rudy, Don't Play
With This Food.

Honey, Please.

It's Awful Thin.
Who Sliced It?

The Man At The Fish Store.

Looks Like He
Almost Missed It.

What Are We Having, Dear?

We're Having
Steamed Filet Of Sole.

What's Going On The Fish?

Lemon Juice.

Lemon Juice On The Fish

And Nothing
On These Raw Vegetables.

I Think That You Need
To Take That Fish

Cook Me A Porterhouse Steak--

Now Wait!

Hear Me Out.

Take The Porterhouse

Slice It

And Then Wrap My Fish
Around The Porterhouse.

The Fish Will Fight The Steak

And Then I Won't Have
Any Cholesterol High

Or Triglycerides, Okay?

(Doorbell Ringing)

They're Here.

How Do I Look?

You Look Fine.

You Going
To Put That On?

Come On.

Don't Wear That
Near Me.

Where Can I
Hide This?

Put It Up Your...

Right.

Hello.

Hello, Clair.

How Are You?

I'm Fine.

This Is My Husband, Herb.

This Is My Husband, Cliff.

How Do You Do?
How Do You Do?

Let Me Take Your Coats.

How Are You?

I'm Fine.

You Look Wonderful.

Thank You.

Yeah...

Aaah!
Aaah!

Hit It!

♪ One Two Three ♪

Ha!

♪ Look At Mr. Lee ♪

♪ Three Four Five ♪

Ha!

♪ Look At Him Jive ♪

♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, Ho! ♪

♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Ho! ♪

♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Ho! ♪

♪ Wa Wa Wa Wa ♪

♪ I Met My Sweetie ♪

♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ His Name Is Mr. Lee ♪

♪ I Met My Sweetie ♪

♪ His Name Is Mr. Lee ♪

♪ He's The Handsomest Sweetie ♪

♪ That You Ever Did See ♪

♪ My Heart Is Aching ♪

♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ For You, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ My Heart Is Aching ♪

♪ Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ For You, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ 'Cause I Love You So ♪

♪ And I'll Never
Let You Go ♪

♪ Ow! Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ Oh! Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ Oh! Mr. Lee,
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee ♪

♪ Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa! ♪

Whoa!

Oh, Clair, Honey

We Have Not
Lost It, Girl.

I Feel Like I'm About
To Lose It Now.

We Had More Breath
In Those Days.

Clair:
You Look Great.

You Haven't Aged
A Day.

Why Should I?

Don't You Go Away
And Stay That Long Again.

Oh, I Promise.

Herb?

Cliff?

I've Never Met You,
But I Missed You.

I Missed You, Cliff.

But I Really,
Really Missed You.

I Missed You More.

Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.

Hello?

Oh, Hi, Danielle.

What?

Maybe It's Just
A -Hour Bug.

Susan Is Sick Too?

Well, I Don't Care
If We Catch What You Got.

At Least We'll Get To Go
On Our First Dates.

Yeah, I Know.

I Guess
I Can't Go Either.

Yeah, Bye.

Since When Has Dad Let You Date?

It Wasn't Really A Date.

It Was Just A Group Outing

But I Lost My Group.

Oh, I'm Sorry.

Vanessa...

You Have A Date
Tomorrow Night, Don't You?

Yeah.

Want To Double?

Rudy, I Would Not Be Caught Dead
On A Date With My Little Sister.

One Of These Days

You'll Ask Me
For A Big Favor.

I Know, And You
Won't Do It.

Wrong!

I Will Do It.

And You'll Spend
The Rest Of Your Life

Feeling Guilty

Because You'll Know
I'm A Thoughtful

Wonderful Person

And All You Are
Is A Big, Rotten Meanie!

The Fish
Was Great, Really.

Thank You Very Much.

Why Don't You Stop Lying?

You Two
Are Too Much.

You Need
To Behave Yourself.

He's Been Like This
Since The Beginning.

The Only Thing
That Makes Me Behave

Is The Love
I Have For Her.

When People Ask Me

"Why Is It That You Love
Your Wife So Much?"

I Say, "Because
When We First Met

The Woman Came Up
And Asked Me Out."

Stop Right There.

I Never Asked You Out.

You Asked Me Out.

Oh, Dear, Dear.

Stop It.

Not In Front
Of Company.

You Asked Me Out And We Went
To Willow Grove Park.

Yes, That Part
Is True.

I Took You
To Willow Grove Park.

That's When I Won The Giant...

They Had A Bear.

You Know, You Knock
These Bottles Down.

I Went Up, And I Got Three Balls
And Only Used Two Of Them

And The Man Gave Me
This Big, Six-Foot Bear

And I Gave It To Clair.

I Remember That,
But It Wasn't A Six-Foot Bear.

It Was A Six-Inch Duck.

I Remember The First Time
I Saw Kris.

It Was In A Nightclub
In Paris.

She Was Sitting
By Herself, See...

Excuse Me, Excuse Me,
I Was Not Alone.

Believe Me, She Was
Sitting By Herself.

So I Swooped
And Got Up To Dance

And We Did
The Electric Slide.

You Remember?

Excuse Me, Honey.

You Were Not Doing
The Electric Slide.

You Were
Doing The Stroll.

In Fact, Every Dance He Does
Is The Stroll.

I'm Going To Say
Something To You, Herb

Because You Happen To Be
Sitting In The Home

Of The Gentleman
Who Created The Stroll.

No.

Woody "Wood" Johnson
Lived Outside Of The Projects.

He Lived In A One-Family Home

Which Had Been Transformed
Into A -Family Home.

But So Many People Lived There,
They Had Worn The Steps

So The Steps Were Hanging
Like This

So You Had To Stay
Close To The Wall.

So In Order To Keep
From Falling, You Had To...

There You Go.

Kris:
Get Out Of Here!

And Some Winos
In The Hallway Saw That

And They Said, "Stroll On."

Woody Crammed People
In That Basement Like Sardines.

Yes, He Did.

Oh, It Was So Hot And Sticky

And Cliff, In The Middle Of July

Trying To Look Cool
In A Tweed Suit.

Had To Be Cool
To Wear A Tweed Suit.

There You Were
In That Basement

Just Sweating
Your Little Heart Out

Pouring All That Moisture
Upon My Face

Making My Bangs Go Back.

Ooh, Girl!
I Know About Those Bangs.

You Had To Pull Out

That Dixie Peach
And Royal Crown.

Besides From All That,
There's Love.

Indeed.

Years.

God Bless Them.

Yes, Indeed.

What Was
That Song?

That Song
That Used To Play

In The Basement
With That Red Light On.

♪ My Prayer
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh ♪

♪ Is The Answer You Give ♪

♪ Doo Doo Doo ♪

♪ At The End Of The Day ♪

♪ Ching Ching Ching-A Ching ♪

♪ With A Dream So Divine ♪

♪ Wah Wah Wah Wah Woop ♪

♪ My Pr-Prayer ♪

♪ Is A Rapture In Blue ♪

♪ Blu Ooh Ooh Ooh ♪

♪ With The World Far Away ♪

♪ And Your Lips
Close To Mine... ♪

Well, Good Night,
You All.

Now Here's
Noreen Anderson.

She Had The Cutest Figure
In The Class.

I Thought I Had It.

Yeah, Well, You Keep
That Memory, Girl.

Rudy, What Is This?

If You Wear That Face,
You Won't Enjoy Your Date.

The Date's Off.

Susan And Danielle Are Sick.

My First Date And I'm
Going To Spend It At Home,

I'm Sorry.

Oh, Well.

(Kris And Clair Laughing)

(Shrieks Of Laughter)

Not Yet.

You Said To Me, You Said

That You Were A Fancier
Of Coffee.

I'd Love A Cup Of Coffee.

No, You Don't Want
A Cup Of Coffee.

On This Side Of The Pie,
You Want Coffee...

Ice Cream.

(Kris And Clair Laughing)

Coffee Ice Cream.

Not Yet.

Are You Glad
You're Not ?

Very.

Although, I Wouldn't Mind
Doing Or Again.

No, Is When You Broke Up
With Spider Thompson.

No, See,
I Remember.

All You Ever Wanted To Do

Was Marry Spider Thompson
And Have Little Spider Babies.

I Beg Your Pardon?

You Have Me Confused
With Someone Else.

I Doesn't Think So.

If Memory Serves Me Correctly

One Day You Said,
"My Life Is Over.

"Spider Doesn't
Love Me Any More.

He Won't Let Me
Wear His Sweater."

(Laughing)

We're Going To Put
This On This Side

This Over Here

Then We Take These Cookies

And We Crush Them All Over
The Top Because That Is...

Fiber.

♪ Do You Remember ♪

♪ The Names We Had
For Each Other? ♪

♪ I Was Your Pretty ♪

♪ You Were My Baby ♪

♪ How Could We Say Good-Bye? ♪

♪ Happy, Happy Birthday, Baby ♪

♪ Although I Can't
Call You My Baby ♪

♪ Seems Like Years Ago We Met ♪

♪ On A Day I Can't Forget ♪

♪ 'Cause That's When We Fell
In Love ♪

♪ Wee Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo. ♪

Yes, Kris, I Enjoyed It Too.

And Herb Is Really Lovely.

We'll Have To Do That Again.

Oh, Tonight?

Tonight Cliff And I Are Going
On A Double Date.

With Rudy.

Yes, It's Going To Be Fun.

Talk To You Later.

Hey! Are You Guys Ready?

We're Ready.

Dad, Please, Please
Don't Embarrass Me.

You Embarrassed
Sondra, Denise

Vanessa,
And Now Pam.

Please,
Behave Yourself.

Okay.

Mom, Make Sure
Dad Behaves.

Please, Okay?

How Do I Look?

You Look Great.

(Doorbell Ringing)

Dad, He's Here, Okay?

Please.

Hi, Scott.

Hi, Rudy.

Um, Mom, Dad...

This Is Scott Williams.

Hello, Mrs. And Mr....

Hello, Doc... Doctor...

Hello, Mr....

Dad! See What You Did!

Scott!

Hello, Scott.

Hello, Mrs. Huxtable.

How Are You?

Come, Rudy,
Let's Get Our Jackets.

You Going To Drive,
Or Should I?

You Coming With Us?

I Brought These For You, Rudy.

I Won't Have A Problem
With This One.