08x17 - The Getaway

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( Snoring )

Hey, Hey.

Come Back Here.

Now You Know The Rules
About Entering This Room

Without Knocking, Don't You?

And You Also Know The Rules

About Putting Stickers
On Granddad.

But We're Moving.

That's Right.

You Are Moving Today!

Yes!

But What Does That
Have To Do With This?

Daddy's Putting Blue Dots

On All The Big, Heavy Things
We Want To Take With Us.

Well, I Feel Honored

To Be Considered
A Big, Heavy Thing

But I Am Going To Stay Here.

Bye-Bye.

Bye.

Don't Forget To Knock

If You Ever Get
In This House Again.

Bye.

Bye.

Cliff.

Sondra And Elvin
Are Moving Today.

Come On, Let's Hit It.

Let's Go. Come On.

I'm Not Going To Get Excited
About This.

I've Been b*rned
Too Many Times.

I Am Not Going
To Get Excited About It.

Dear, If I Believed
That Those People Were Leaving

I Would Go Downstairs

Take Every Single Box
They Have Packed

Strap It On My Back
And Crawl Across

The George Washington Bridge
Myself.

Get Out Your Kneepads.

The House Has Passed Inspection,
Escrow Has Closed

And The Moving Van Is Coming

And They Are Going.

Don't Be Too Sure.

I'm Telling You.

Every Time Something Happens.

You Can Call It Intuition

You Can Call It
An Educated Guess

But I Am Not Sure
That Those People Are Leaving.

With That Attitude,
They May Not Leave.

Oh, Don't Worry
About The Attitude.

I'm Going To Have An Attitude.

You Want To See It?

You Say,
"Well, Dad, Mom, Good-Bye."

Go Ahead, Say That.

Well, Dad, Mom, Good-Bye.

Elvin.

Yes?

Where Does This Box Go?

Our House.

And Where Is The Moving Van
Taking Us?

Our House.

And Where Are We
Snuggling Up

And Sleeping Tonight?

Our House!

Ah, Get Out Of Here!

Get Out Of Here!

Get Out Of Here!

Mom, Dad,
The Time Has Come.

We'll Miss You.

You Have No Idea

What This House Will Be Like
Without You In It.

Don't Worry,
'Cause We're Organized

For The Swiftest Move Out
Possible.

You've Had Plenty Of Time
To Plan

For It.

Hey, That's Our Stuff.

And It's Going
That Way.

Check-Out Time!

Hey, You Guys

That Stuff
Has To Be Packed Properly.

Nelson:
They're In A Box,
Aren't They?

Mom, There Are Some Boxes
Upstairs That Need

To Go
To The Station Wagon.

My Station Wagon?

Whatever They Need, Dear.

You'll Have To Get There
Before The Movers

Because You've Got
The Keys To The House.

Keys To The House?

The Realtor Gave Them
To You.

Why Would She Give Them
To Me?

Muffin, Muffin,
You Were The Last One

To Go On The Walk-Through.

You Were The Last One
To See The Realtor.

I Don't Have Them.

You Must Have Them.

Look In The Pocket!

I Don't Have Them.

Please... Look In The Pocket.

Oh.

Somebody Must Have
Put Them There.

Gave Us A Scare There
For A Minute.

( Doorbell Ringing )

Movers!

The Movers Are Here!

Yes, My Own Room At Last.

Come On.

Okay, Guys

Why Don't You Go Upstairs
And Finish Packing?

Movers.

Yes, Mr. Vincente,
Mr. Velardi.

Dr. Tibideaux, We Got
A Hungry Van Outside

And It's Feeding Time.

Gentlemen, This Is
My Father-In-Law, Dr. Huxtable.

It's A Pleasure, Sir.

John Velardi.

Dan Vincente.

V &Amp; V And Sons.

We Make Sure
Your Precious Things

Don't Become
Precious Memories.

If You'd Sign This Waiver.

So You're V &Amp; V And Sons.

So Where Are The Sons?

Doc, You're Looking At Them.

Yeah, I Understand.

Then Where Are The Fathers?

Moving Is
A Very Difficult Business.

Oh, I'm Sorry.

Then Where's The Crew?

Dr. Huxtable,
At V &Amp; V And Sons

We Move With Our Heads,
Not Our Hands.

Dan:
Dr. Huxtable

You're A Man Of Science.

You Understand Physics.

You Know About Leverage,
Incline Planes.

Yes.

We Hired Them
To Work For Us.

They Never Call In Sick
And They Never Ask For A Raise.

V, Let's Take
A Couple Of Those Guys

And Move This Clock
Right Here.

Look At That, Huh?

No Muscle Strain, No Hernia.

Just A Couple Of Brains
Doing The Job.

We Won't Charge You
For That.

Well, It Goes Back,
'Cause That's My Clock.

All We Need To Do Is Get
The Dotted Items In The Basement

And The Boxes In Here,
Like In The Estimate.

Right. You Got It.

Let's Move It Out.

It's Game Time.

Doc, Will You Sign
The Waiver?

Thank You.

What Time Is It, Danny?

It's Moving Time, Baby.

Get Your Head Up.

Get Your Head Up.

Hey, Elvin!

Basement's Clear!

Bedroom's Clear.

All Right!

Truck's Ready To Roll.

Is This The Last Box
Or Is This The Last Box, V?

This Is The Last Box, O.

Are We Movers Or What, Baby?

All Right.

Dad, Thank You
For All Your Help.

My Brother.

Are You Sure
You Don't Want Me

To Help You Move Everything
Out Of The House?

No, No, Dad.

Actually,
Sondra And I Were Hoping

That You'd Stay Here
And Watch The Twins.

You're Going To Take Them
With You, Aren't You?

Yes, Yes.

Just For Now,
While We're Unloading.

Yeah, Sure.

Dad's Staying
With The Kids.

Oh.

What Do You Mean, "Oh"?

Well, Dad

The Last Time You Baby-Sat

The Kids Ended Up
In A Makeshift Jail.

It Was Not A Jail.

I Told You It Was A Fort.

A Fort.

Yeah, Well, Anyway, Look...

Could You Make It
A Special Day?

This Is Their Last Day
At Grandma And Grandpa's.

Yes, Dad.

Please Do Make It
A Special Memory Day.

Memory Day, Special.

I Am Going To Take
Rudy And Olivia In My Car.

I Need The Keys
To The Station Wagon.

Right Here.

There You Go.

I Want To Go.

Me Too!

You're Going To Stay Here
With Grandpa

And Have
A Special Memory Day, Okay?

You Said If We Sit
In This House Any Longer

We Would Go Crazy.

She's Cute,
Isn't She?

Winnie, Winnie, Winnie...

Mom And Dad Are Coming Back,
And Then Tonight

You'll Spend The Night
In Your Own Little Bed.

Well, Thanks, Dad.

Okay,
You Kids Be Good.

Bye!

Drive Carefully

Because You Have
To Come Back.

Thank You, Dad.

Yes.

Now, Um...

Granddad Is Going To, Uh,
To Take A Long Nap.

Why Can't I?

You're Supposed
To Take Care Of Us.

Do You Know Anything
About Bears?

Well, Bears...

Happen To Be

A Very, Very Special...

Special Animal.

You Know Why?

Because Bears... Do What?

Hibernate.

Hibernate Is Correct!

Now, Bears Hibernate
In The Cave.

Ha, Ha!

So, Here.

I'll Put This Pillow Here

And This Other Pillow
Around On This Side

And You Two Will Be
The Grandbaby Bears.

So You Get In There
And You Hibernate.

That's It.

That's It.

There You Go.

You're Doing Just Fine.

Now, We're... We're Hibernating.

( Winnie And Nelson Giggling )

You Guys Are Funny.

You Know
About Santa Claus.

Okay, You,
You Sit Here.

And You Sit Here.

That's It.

Now, You Keep An Eye
On That Phone.

You Can't Make Any Noise.

Just Listen For When Santa Claus
Rings That Phone

And Then You Wake Me Up.

Okay?

Do You Guys Understand?

Okay.

Keep Watching.

I Don't Know What Time
He's Going To Call

But He's Going To Call.

What Is It?

What Do You Want?

He Called.

When Did Santa Claus Call?

Now.

He Didn't Call.

What Did You Say To Him?

Nothing.

You Said Nothing?

You Don't Think I Know
Santa Claus, Do You?

You Think I'm Kidding.

I'll Call Him Right Now.

Sit Down.

You Guys, Sit Down.

You Guys
Are In Big, Big Trouble.

And If He Tells Me...

I Know That You Know Him.

You Know I Know Him

And I'm Going
To Call Him Right Now.

'Cause This
Is Long-Distance.

Six, Eight.

Hey.

S.C., What's Happening?

Yeah.

Yeah, This Is C.H.

How You Feeling?

Yeah, I'm Here
With The Grandchildren.

Yeah.

They Know All About You.

They Know You Come
Down The Chimney.

They Know You Give The Presents

And You Give Presents
To Kids Who Are Good

And They Haven't Been
Too Good, S.C.

No, No.

I'm Trying To Take A Nap

And They Keep
Jumping Up And Down

And They Touch Me
And Stuff Like That.

So What Do You Think?

Yeah, Yeah.

Well, I...
Just One Second.

Are You All Going
To Let Me Take A Nap?

S.C....

Pass Over.

No, No, Not The Holiday.

No.

I Mean Go Over Their House.

No, No.

They Moved To New Jersey.

Go Right On...

They're Looking
Serious Now, S.C.

You Think We Ought To Back Off?

Okay.

Thank You.

My Best To The Missus, S.C.

Yeah.

And How Are The Little Guys?

When Did He Pass Away?

You're Kidding.

Ooh Whee.

How Old Was He?

?

Well... And How Old
Was The Girl Friend?

.

Young Women Will Do That To You
Every Time, Man.

You Know How To Play
Hide-And-Go-Seek?

Yes.
Yes.

All Right, Now, Here.

This Is Yours.

Where's The Other One?

This One Is Yours.

Put It In Front Of Your Face
So You Can Breathe.

Keep Your Eyes Closed.

No Cheating.

I'm Going To Go Hide.

You Count To Ten.

Ready, Go.

Together:
One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Five...

Six...

Seven...

Eight...

Nine...

Ten.

( Crashing )

Ooh...
Ooh...

I'm Not Afraid Of Mrs. Huxtable.

You Can't Fix That.

This Is A Grandfather Clock.

Because Only The Grandfather
Can Fix It.

You Know The Good Part
About Being Grandchildren?

What?

That They Can Keep A Secret.

As A Matter Of Fact,
There's A Special Secret Club.

Would You Like To Join That?

Yeah.

Raise Your Right Hand.

You'll Repeat After Me.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock...

Together:
Hickory, Dickory, Dock...

I Don't Know
Who Broke The Clock...

I Don't Know
Who Broke The Clock...

We Were Walking Around...

We Were Walking Around...

And The Clock Fell Down...

And The Clock
Fell Down...

And The Clock
Fell Down...

Hickory...

Hickory...

Dickory...

Dickory...

Dock.

Dock.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Grandpa...

Grandpa...

Did Not Break The Clock.

Did Not
Break The Clock.

( Doorbell Ringing )

Dee Dock.

Dee Dock.

Dee Dock.

Hickory, Dickory.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

I Don't Know Who...

Broke The Clock.

Sorry To Bother You,
Dr. Huxtable

But We're Missing
Our Tape g*ns.

Oh, Yeah.

They're Right There.

Yeah.

Oh...

What... What Happened?

What Is This?

Oh...

Ooh, Baby.

Are You In Trouble
With Your Wife.

He's Not Afraid Of Her.

Um...

Fellas, There's A Clock Place
About Two Blocks From Here.

V &Amp; V
To The Rescue, Doc.

Yeah.

We Can Keep It On The Q.T.?

Uh, Doc, Uh

In Other Words,
Nobody Broke The Clock.

Hickory, Dickory.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock.

Nobody...

Broke The Clock.

Good.

Woo!

Hey, Kids!

Kids!

Your Dad's Here!

Get Dressed!

All Right!

Here Are Your Car Keys.

Thank You.

That's It.
We're Moved In.

All Right!

Congratulations!

It Was A Cinch
Once We Got Out Of Here.

Home Sweet Home.

I Got A Home
And A Family.

It Feels Good.

Congratulations.

Is Sondra Coming
To Pick You Up?

That's Kind Of What I Wanted
To Talk To You About.

What Is It, Elvin?

Is The Car Broken?

No. The Car's Fine.

In Fact,
Now That We're In The Suburbs

Sondra Will Need It More.

That Leaves Us Short One Car,
If You Know What I Mean.

Elvin, What Are You Saying?

I Can't Use The Car
During The Day

If Sondra And The Kids
Are Using It

So...

Take A Train.

Dad, You Cannot
Practice Emergency Medicine

And Get Stuck On The :
In From The 'Burbs.

You Want Me
To Give You My Car?

Give? Give?

Give? Dad... No.

What Kind Of A Guy
Do You Think I Am?

Hey, I'm A Homeowner Now.

I Just Want To, You Know,
Make You An Offer.