04x133 - Artemis is Cheating? Enter the Mysterious Kitten

[bunniefuu]

Hey, hey, did you hear
that Artemis is having an affair?

And I heard it was with a beautiful nun!

I heard that it was a cute cat!

I feel so sorry for Luna!

Toying around with maidens' hearts...

...and getting involved here and there!

Artemis!!

Decide on one person...

...to date!!

I'm sorry that I'm not honest.
Gomen ne sunao ja nakute

I can say that in my dreams.
Yume no naka nara ieru

My thoughts are about to short-circuit.
Shikou kairo wa SHORT sunzen

I want to see you right now.
Ima sugu aitai yo

It makes me want to cry, this moonlight.
Nakitaku naru you na MOONLIGHT

And I can't make a call at midnight.
Denwa mo dekinai MI DNIGHT

Because I'm naive, what should I do?
Datte junjou doushiyou

My heart is a kaleidoscope.
HEART wa mangekyou

Guided by the light of the moon...
Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

...we meet each other again and again.
Nando mo meguri au

By counting the constellations' blinking...
Seiza no matataki kazoe

...we forecast the outcome of this love.
Uranau koi no yukue

We were born in the same country.
Onaji kuni ni umaretano

MI RACLE ROMANCE

I believe in it.
Shinjite iruno

MI RACLE ROMANCE

I understand up to here, but...

That's right, dozen is .

And when you divide it between people,
it's times divided by , so...

Oh, I see...
You really are reliable, Mamo-chan!

Mamo-chan! Me, too, I don't
get this one! This one!

What is this!?
It's upside down!

Shut up!

What I don't understand,
I don't understand!

Of course you wouldn't
understand it if it's upside down!

But that's no reason...

QUI ET!

If you're not going to study
seriously, I'll go home!

In the first place, both of you...

- Papa!
- P-Papa?

Your future daughter
can't do her studies at school...

And is ridiculed by her friends, and steps
away from the correct path of life...

Not being able to find someone to marry...

...and leads a lonely life.

Even if that happens,
are you all right with it, Papa!?

No... Y-You don't have to go that far...

Even if you're smart, I'm sure you
won't find anyone to marry anyway!

Come on...

Is it all right for a mother
to be saying that!?

I just said the truth!

Hey, listen up!!

Wait, Luna!
It's a misunderstanding!

It's all right, you don't have to hide it.

Artemis has finally seen signs of spring!

Really? How? Who?

I had thought he just stopped
in front ofJuban Church, when...

...he started staring at the beautiful
nun there, and was awestruck...

I'm telling you, it's a misunderstanding!

I see... Artemis in love...?

I'm a little jealous!

You have a good eye for women, Artemis.
That nun really is beautiful.

Mamo-chan!?

Now, all right?

By tomorrow, I want both of you to do
pages each of those problem sets!

Yeah...

If you don't do them properly,
I won't come by anymore.

Okay...

Cheer up, Artemis.

Artemis really wasrt looking too good...

That's because Luna, who he loves so
much, is having a misunderstanding.

Wait a minute! I didn't do anything...

Luna, you know that Artemis is
in love with you, don't you?

Luna sometimes has
a really frigid streak...

Artemis... Could he become depressed
and disappear off somewhere?

Entirely possible.

Poor Artemis.

Artemis is the type that
clams up and thinks, right?

Yeah, he is.

- Maybe it wasrt such a good idea.
- He's been cornered by Luna now...

To have Luna tell me like that...

That's because you
were caught gawking...

...at someone else in front
of the one you really care for!

I'm telling you, that's a misunderstanding...

Father!

The one that spoke just now...

...was this kitten... right?

Oh, I'm so glad to have met you!

I'm Diana, Father!

F-Father?

You know, isn't this some kind of mistake...?
In the first place, I haven't...

Oh, I'm so glad!
Mother has told me much as well.

That I should be careful not to be picked up
by some stranger when I arrive over here.

U-Um...

Father...!

Artemis...!!

L-Luna!

You... not only do you gawk at
beautiful women, but you went ahead...

...and had a kitten
like this, too...

What an irresponsible male you are!!

Y-You're wrong, Luna,
this is some kind of mistake!!

What part of this is a mistake!?

A cat that speaks HAS to be YOUR child!!

L-Luna!!

SHEESH! Do whatever you like!!

Luna! Wait!!

Tigers-Eye.

Fish-Eye.

Hawks-Eye.

Quite a bit of confidence,
to be practicing your skills.

Whatever happened
to capturing Pegasus?

Master Zirconia.

Leave it to us.

We are not taking our minds off of it.

I hope that really is so.

Lately too many people are
all mouth and no action...

It leaves me with a huge burden.

Stay focused on your quest.

I really do hate being betrayed.

Yes...

We were yelled at again...
It's all you guys' fault!

You sure say a lot.

You're the one with the most mistakes.

Oh, hush.

It's because you guys...

...are not good at following up!

Oh, brother...

All of them aren't that great...

Arert there just pure and
beautiful maidens around here?

Oh, I found one!

A tremendously pure and just maiden!

Oh, you're right.

But...

She will be too much for you to handle.

That's not the case.

The higher the mountain
the more it's won'th climbing.

When you get to the top,
the feeling of conquest...

...tends to be even bigger
with women like this.

Thy Kingdom come;

Thy will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread...

...and forgive us our trespasses...

...as we forgive those
who trespass against us...

...and lead us not into temptation...

...but deliver us from evil.

So that's the nun that
Mamo-chan was talking about?

So beautiful...!
I think I'll say that she's my mama!

Chibiusa!

I'm home!

Hey, Mina... you were here?

Mina?

Artemis...

Who is your owner?

Geez...

"Owner"?

You and I are comrades who have
fought for peace together, Mina.

I see, comrades, huh?

You hide things from
your comrades, then...?

Hide things...?

Oh, sorry, that cake
that was here as a snack...

I did eat it, but I wasrt hiding
anything, it's not that big a deal...

It's all right about the cake.

I didn't realize it, anyway...

That wasrt it?

Then, is it about the fact that I
broke your favorite glass, Mina?

Or about the time
a couple days ago when...

...I accidentally dropped the ribbon that
was hanging to dry, and muddied it up?

I see... so you were the one
behind that as well...

This isn't good.!

But that's all right.
I can smile and let those go.

Somehow... It doesn't seem
like the normal Mina...

C- Can it be...?

I just got a call from Usagi
a few minutes ago.

I heard about it, Artemis...

That you became a father!?

Without telling me!?

As I've been saying,
it's a misunderstanding!

Liar!

I keep saying, I don't
know anything about this!!

How can a kitten be
born without you knowing?!

If you say something like that,
don't you feel sorry for her!?

Artemis!!
Show your integrity as a male!

I'm innocent!!

Now, Luna, go on and eat up.

When your heart is lonely,
it's best to eat up.

Chocolate peanuts!

There are cookies here, too!

It's not something we
brought for you guys!

Luna, there are many
replacements out there!

Cheer up!

But are there other cats
that speak human speech?

Ami!

Oh, I'm sorry, Luna...

Sheesh, it's not like Artemis
and I really had something going...

Hey, Luna...

Can I eat just the chocolate peanuts?

That's right! I have the important mission
of raising this Usagi into a wonderful Queen!

Artemis is Artemis, I am me.

Is something wrong between
Luna and Artemis?

You know, the fact that Artemis has
a kitten from elsewhere means that...

Luna, in terms of Artemis
is a thing of the past.

I see! Luna, you were dating Artemis!?

It's all right now.
It's useless to explain, no matter what I say...

Lord, please bless the two
that will be united here today.

Beautiful.

So beautiful it seems out of this world.

Yes...

The caring with which
someone grew this flower...

And the love of the person
who made this wreath...

It's all a blessing of our Lord.

Do you like God?

Yes.

No love on this earth can
match the love of our Lord.

Would it be possible for you to love me?

The Lord's love showers
over everyone, even you.

Rest assured, and leave
yourself to bask in his love.

What is the matter?

I just heard words from the Lord...

Oh, my!

He said, "love thy neighbor"...

That is splendid!

And...

...to love even sinners.

That is exactly right!

Oh, Lord... I thank you for this wonderful day.

I have every right to be loved.

Because I am...

...a sinner.

When I'm looking around like this,
there really aren't that many kittens...

I have to hurry and find that kitten,
so I can prove my innocence.!

I'm not even married,
and she's calling me her father...

Now, love me...

I will have you show me
your beautiful dream!

I think I can look forward to this one...

This is just one hideout that
Pegasus surely would like.

L-Lord...
Please save your servant...

Defeat the evil...

Please show him your glory, O Lord.

A-Are you all right?

Just kidding.
You watch too many movies.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

Dear Sister, too bad this isn't Golgotha.

Of course, it seems that your voice...

...isn't being heard by
the one who you believe in.

What are you doing!?

What would happen to me
if you hit me in the face!?

My beautiful face!!

VENUS STAR POWER...

MAKE UP!

Hold it right there!

A cat walks, and hits into a villain!

To a cat, I will barge in on tonight!

Come on...

Ugly girls should stay out of it!

What was that!?

Not only do you peek
into mirrors of dreams...

...but to say as such to me,
standing for love and beauty...

...I will never forgive you for that!

I, Sailor Venus, will have you sh*t
down with the divine punishment of love!

Come here, my beautiful Remless,
Kigurumiko the giant plush!

Kigurumiko!

Kigurumiko, I'll leave you with the rest.

Artemis!!

Is it to your liking...?

Is boxing to your liking...?

I don't know, because
I've never played it before!

That's great!

Change of clothes!

Kangaroo boxer!

Kangaroo... KICK!

This isn't enough...

Something... is missing.

Excuse me a bit...

I see!
So this is a nurs dream...

It's a beautiful dream.

But, HE is not anywhere in here.

I'll send you now to
where your dear God awaits.

Damn you!

How dare you put a scratch
on my cute little hand!

Kigurumiko!

Make sure you play around
LOTS with this one, too!

Look out!!

You are... my partner!

W-What's this!?

Power has been charged...
Courage up a hundred-fold!

Artemis!!

VENUS LOVE ME CHAI N!

Artemis!?

That little one is now one
and the same as Kigurumiko...

It shares her pain as well.

What!?

W- What's this...?
My body is moving on its own...

Sorry...

Ouch...

MOON CRISIS...

MAKE UP!

Sinner, now is the time to repent!

What a maiden looks forward to...

The scene of a wedding!

One who tarnishes the purity of a church!

Although they go against
my family business...

We can't allow this!

For love and justice!

Pretty soldiers in sailor suits!

Sailor Moon!

Sailor Chibi Moon!

In the name of the moon...

...we'll punish you!

Kigurumiko...

Get them all.

One, two... Punch!

Artemis!

What was that!?

It really is Artemis!

SUPREME...

Jupiter, Artemis is...!!

W-What can we do!?

We need to foil their line of sight...

Everyone, don't worry about me and att*ck!

Let go of Artemis!!

A-All right! Go, Luna!

Luna!!

Kangaroo double, triple kick!

Dammit! What are you doing to MY Luna!?

Take this!

There, now have you had enough!?

L-Luna...

Hang in there!

A-Artemis...

Third Round...!!

You with a poor heart that
interrupts a maiders prayer!

I, Tuxedo Mask, cannot allow such a thing!

Tuxedo Mask!

Diana!!

Small Lady!!

Never give up!

Small Lady...

Chibi Moon, do your best!

Please, Pegasus!
Protect everyone's dreams!

TWI NKLE YELL!

MOON GORGEOUS...

...MEDITATION!

STAGE OUT!

Artemis, are you all right?

Y-Yeah...

You really are troublesome...

This kitten...

...is Luna and...

...Artemis'...!?

I'm their future daughter.
My name is Diana.

I have gotten permission from Neo
Queen Serenity to come see Small Lady.

In the future, we're really good friends.

Artemis... and my...!?

In other words, you two are going to
end up in that kind of a relationship...

But... even if you say that...

Right, Luna?

W-What about "right"?

You know, I... I have no intent on
ending up like that with you!

With a cat that was goggling
at some beautiful nun!!

It wasrt the nun!

I was just thinking it'd be nice if even cats
could have a wedding in a church like that...

Usagi...

And so, I will be staying over
here for a while as well...

Father, Mother...
I am pleased to meet you both.

M-Mother...?

I think I understand
how Mamoru feels now...

Really? You'll be in lots
of trouble from now on.

You want a drink tonight?

Mamo-chan!!

Since I met you...
Anata to deatte kara

...the love shining deep in my heart...
Mune no oku de hikatteru

...is too lonely...
Itoshisa ga setsunakute

...so, I quietly closed my eyes.
Shizuka ni hitomi wo tojita

Actions that mean nothing...
Nandemo nai shigusa mo

...and all those everyday words...
Goku futsuu no kotoba mo

Each time I remember them...
Omoidasu sono tabi

...I feel as though tears were going to fall.
Namida ga desou ni naru

Right now, baby, baby love.
Ima wa baby baby love

Even nights that I cry, someday we can...
Naita yoru mo itsuno hinika

...laugh reminiscing the past.
Mukashi wo natsukashinde waraiaeru

That's how I want us to be...
Watashi-tachi ni naritakute...