01x04 - Pet Shop

[bunniefuu]

Hello.

I'm gonna tell you about this remote,

while my brother Shane juggles six cereal bowls.

You know juggling: when you throw things up and catch them.

And let me tell you, if he drops one, they'll break.

Well, don't worry, I'm an excellent juggler.

He is.Six cereal bowls.

Six cereal bowls.

crash!

Oh, five cereal bowls.

This remote does heaps of things,

like Fast Forward.

click!

[speaking in high-pitched voice] Five cereal bowls.

crash!

Four cereal bowls.

Oh, I can fix that.

Pause.

Rewind.

[speaking in high-pitched voice]

Pause

and Slow Motion.

Love Slow Motion.

[speaking slowly] Five cereal bowls.

crash!

Four cereal bowls.

Ooh, wonder what this button does.

Whooooaaa!

Okay, that's the Rotate button.

Oh, yes, Rotate, Rotate.

Sorry, Shane, about your cereal bowls.

Hey, would like to try?

Here you go.

You got it?

Grab it.

Okay, all right.

Use it whenever you like.

Oh, Shane, more cereal bowls.

One, two, three, four.

Is that all right?

Yeah, that's good.How about five, six...

Oh, too many.And a cat.

What?

[making cat growling noises]

[laughing]

Take it back.

Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa; Shane, no, wait.

Could you press Play on your remote, please?

But whatever you do, don't press the Rotate button.

crash! crash!

Meow, meow.

[sweeping noises]

Just press Play.

[man] Down Upside.

Oh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show.

[quirky music]

♪

[Ping-Pong ball knocking noise]

Oh, hello.

My brother Shane is playing Ping-Pong

with his pet fly Fido.

[mumbling noise]

whoosh!

- .

Congratulations.

Give me six.

smack!Yeah.

It looks so much fun.

I don't have a pet to play with, so I'm busy saying hello.

Hello.

Hello.Hello.

Hello.

Say hello, Fido.

Mm-mmm.smash!

[laughs] - .

Um, Shane, why does Fido always follow you around?

Oh, because Fido likes me.

Oh.Fido's my pet.

Hmm.

Me? Oh, I've got other things to do

than have a pet following me around.

I got heaps of things to do.

Heaps...and heaps.

Like sing ditties.

I love singing a ditty.

Would you mind pressing the Ditty button on your remote?

[dramatic music]

Oh, Schmuzzies.

♪ I need a pet.

♪ I need a pet.

♪ I need a pet, I need a pet, I need a pet. ♪

♪ I need a pet-a, pet-a, pet-a, pet-a, ♪

♪ pet-a, pet-a, pet-a, pet-a, pet-a, pet-a. ♪

♪ I need a pet.

Oh!

[surprised gibberish]

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

I don't know. What do you think I'm saying?

Well, I think you're saying you need a pet.

[gasps] I need a pet, I need a pet, I need a pet.

Shane, that is such a brilliant idea.

Well, thank you.

[barking]

Oh, let me play the role of your pet.

I do dog.

Ruff, ruff, ruff!

Good doggie; good doggie.

I do cat.

Meow, meow.

Cats.

And I do giant squid.

[gurgling noise]

I'm Pup, Pup...pet.

Please?Pup...puppet.

Puppet.

Puppet, I see you more as a friend than a pet.

Oh, oh, well, if you change your mind,

you know where to find me.

[gurgling noise]

[both] Okay.

Let's find you a pet.

whoosh!

Let's find me a pet.

Found anything?

Not yet. You?

Nope.

Nothing.

Oh.

Let's put our heads together.

clunk!

Anything?

No.

[dog barking]

What was that noise?

[all] Ahh!

I think that was a gorilla, wasn't it?

A gorilla?

No, this is a gorilla.

[grunting]

Yeah, that's a gorilla, all right.

Maybe it was a seal.

No, this is a seal.

[grunting]

Yeah, that was a seal, all right...

if it was in a gorilla suit.

This is a seal.

[imitates seal barking]

Oh, well, maybe it was a dog.

[gasps] A dog is a pet.

What?A dog is a pet.

A dog is a pet? [dog barking]

And it's coming from over there.

Oh, go get him, guys.

Let's go.

[dog barking]

clunk!

[man] Aren't you forgetting something?

[knocking at door]

Come in.

[dog barking]

Whoa!

Look at this place.

Hello.Hello.

Hello.

[both gasping]

A puppy.I'll take it.

I'm glad you like him, but it's mine.

What?

Where are we?

This is the puppy room.

We're in the puppy room.

I didn't know we had a puppy room.

I'm teaching my dog tricks.

Sit.

Smart puppy.

Paw.

Roll over.

He can't do that yet.

We could help him.

Could you please help the puppy roll over?

Yeah, could you press the Rotate button

on your remote?

Oh, that was incredible.

I'd like to see that again.

Could you please press the Instant Replay button

on your remote?

[David] And look at that puppy move.

[Shane] He's going around.

[David] It is attempting the complete rotation.

[Shane] Is that going around?

[David] Smooth movement there, yes.

He did it; rotated entirely.

[both] Whoa.

Thank you.Cool.

Time for your walk, Fred.

[David] Bye.

[girl] Bye, see you later.

[Shane] Have a nice walk.

[man] Hello, puppies.

And what kind of puppies are you?

We're not puppies.

Yeah, puppies are cute, furry baby dogs,

and we're not cute.

[man] Okay, now, puppies.

Time to play the puppy game.

Fetch the stick.

whoosh!

whoosh!

[both panting]

[man] Drop the sticks.

Drop.

Drop!

pthew!

Good puppies.

Now, let's see how fast you puppies are.

Sit.

Lie down.

Roll over.

Sit.

Lie down.

Roll over; sit.

Lie down; roll over.

No, that's it; Hey, time, time, time, time.

We're tired, man; we're tired.

[breathing deeply]

[man] Off the couch.

You know puppies aren't allowed on the couch.

Off the chair.

No puppies on the chair.

You're on the rug.

Okay.

You're still on a rug.

You're on the other small rug.

It's a dog's life.

We don't want to be a pet; we want to buy a pet.

[girl] Hello.

[laughs]

Oh, oh, hello.

Hello.Hi.

Hey, you don't know where I can get a pet, do you?

Yes, and you do too.

I do?Yes.

No, I don't; give me a hint.

It's with puppies playing in the window.

Puppies playing in the... a fish t*nk!

No.

That doesn't sound right.

Do you have another hint?

It's where you can buy cats, rabbits, and parrots.

Um, the international airport?

Yeah.

[giggles] No.

Oh.

Do you know where we can get a pet?

The pet shop.

[both] The pet shop.

The shop of pets.

Pet shop.

[Shane] Shops for pets; shopping.

Pets.Boo, doo, doo, doo.

Why?Thank you.

Bye-bye. [both] Bye.

A pet shop.

That was my next guess.

Or the one after.

Listen, could you please press the Really Excited button

on your remote?

[both] Yes, come on, let's go, let's go.

Whoo-hoo!

[laughter]

It's a pet shop!

It's a pet shop!

[both] It's a pet shop! It's a pet shop!

It's not the pet shop.

It's not?

No, it's not.It's our living room!

It's our living room!It's our living room!

Yes!

It's our living room.Yeah.

Where's the pet shop?I don't know.

Where's the pet shop?I don't know.

Brrack! Brrack!

What is that?What?

That sound.

Brrack! Brrack!

Do you hear that? Brrack!

It's birds; it sounds like birds.

Birds?

It's coming from over here.

Birds, birds.

Don't you find birds at a pet shop?

Do you?

I think so.

[man] Aren't you forgetting something?

We forgot to comb our hair.

[makes brushing noise]

Eh-heh.

Just a second.

flick!

swoosh!

Eh-huh.

[man] No, you forgot to knock.

[both] Knock?

[knocks twice]

[knocks twice]

[knocks three times]

[knocks three times]

[knocks drum rhythm]

[knocks drum rhythm]

[knocking drum rhythm]

[man] Come in.

Brrack! Come in.

click!

[whirring]

It's a parrot.

Do you think this is the pet shop?

Well, there aren't any other pets around.

[man] Welcome to the parrot room.

Welcome to the parrot room.

Brrack!

We wanted the pet shop, not the parrot room.

Look, if anyone knows

where a pet shop is, it's a parrot.

Good point.

[man] The parrot will speak to you now.

The parrot will speak to you now.

Brrack!

[man] Ask it any question you want.

Ask it any question you want.

Brrack!

Where is the pet shop?

Where is the pet shop?

That's the question.

That's the question.

The pet shop, where is it?

The pet shop, where is it?

Look, if there were a pet shop around here,

where would it be?

Look, if there were a pet shop around here,

where would it be?

If you looked and looked and looked all over

for a pet shop, where would you find it?

If you looked and looked and looked all over

for a pet shop, where would you find it?

Where?Where?

Where?Where?

Where is it?Where is it?

What's wrong with you?What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with me? What's wrong with you?

All right, just, everybody, just calm down.

Okay, just, everybody, just calm down.

You're the one that needs to calm down.

You're the one who needs to calm down.

Hey.

Hey.That's enough.

That's enough.

Yeah.Yeah.

Uh.Uh.

It just seems to be repeating every word we say.

What will we do?

Ah, we don't use words.

Yes.

We act out the question, "Where is the pet shop?"

[both giggling]

Bling-bling.

Bling-bling.

[Shane and parrot making clicking noises]

[Shane and parrot imitating cat growling]

Meow, meow.Meow, meow.

Bling-bling-bling.

Bling-bling-bling.

Pet shop?

[both] Yes!

Yes.

[both] Where is it?

Where is it?

No, where is it?

No, where is it?

Where is it?Where is it?

[both] Where is the pet shop?

Where is the pet shop?

[both] Arrgh.

Arrgh.

Arrgh.Arrgh.

I say we look somewhere else.

I say we look somewhere else.

Uh, I was whispering that.

Uh, I was whispering that.

Okay.Okay.

Could you press Rewind on your remote?

Could you press Rewind on your remote?

[both] Whoa!

Oh, that's upside down.

That's upside down.

Please press the Right Side Up button.

Please press the Right Side Up button.

Brrack!

[both] Whoa!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, please press Rewind.

Now, please press Rewind.

[speaking in reverse]

Have a nice day.

Hm, they seem like nice guys.

Brrack!

[speaking in reverse]

[gasps]

We're sitting on the couch.

It's okay. We're allowed on the couch.

This is our couch.

Brilliant.

[buzzing sound]

Hey, Fido.

Hey, Fido.

Libba-libba-libba-libba.

Roll over.bzzzz!

Good boy. Play dead.

uh, fthppt!

Very good. Wake up.

bzzzz!

Good boy.

bzzzz!

Oh, see, you've got a pet fly, which is really different.

I'd like a different kind of pet too.

What kind of pet would you like?

I don't know, like a raccoon.

Not bad.

What about a... a baboon?

Oh, yeah, a baboon.

Or a cocoon?

Well done, Puppet.

Balloon.

Oh, a balloon; yes, yes.

A bassoon?Yes, yes.

What about a goon?Yes.

Or a buffoon?Yes.

Moon.

Yes, yes.Moon.

With Benny and Joon.Yes.

And a macaroon.Yes.

And eat them soon, by this afternoon.

Hey, where would you find

a baboon, a cocoon, or a raccoon?

Ahhhhhhh.

[man] Come in.

[suspenseful music]

♪

[dramatic music]

The moon.

The moon.

[bleeping and clicking noises]

Do you see any raccoons or baboons?

Nope.

Nor can I see any pet shops.

Keep looking.

Nothing up here, Houston.

Nothing under here, Houston.

Hey, ask that astronaut.

Hey, astronaut, you seen any pet shops?

We have found a no-pet-shop situation

on the moon,

but we have not explored the other side yet.

And so we learn that science has discovered

no pet shops on the moon.

So far.

whoosh!

Whoa!

crash!

The Puppet has landed.

Where were you?

On the other side of the moon.

Did you see any pet shops?

I couldn't see very much.

There was no moonlight.

Well, maybe a bowling alley.

Ooh, and guy selling cheese.

Do you know why you couldn't see anything?

No.

[both] 'Cause you were on--

♪ the dark side of the Moon-- ♪

♪ With a guy selling-- ♪

[both] ♪ Cheese.

Well, I guess we're gonna have

to look for a pet shop back on Earth.

Home.

Hello, home.

[all] Home, home, home.

Can you press the Rewind button on your remote?

[all] Whoa!

[Shane] That's the Rotate button.

Ugh, arrgh.

Whoa.

Ding!

Pardon?

I said, I have an idea.

Yes?

Your pet...Yes?

Fido...Yes.

Is a pet.Yes.

Maybe that pet...Yes.

Fido...Mmm.

Knows where the pet shop is.

[gasps] Good point.

Good point.

He's probably in his room.

Let's go.

[tapping noise]

Fido?

[music blaring]

Oh.What?

Oh, Fido, could you turn the music down, please?

Could you turn the music down, please, Fido?

Thank you.

And could you stop playing the trumpet for a minute?

Fido, listen.

Mm-hmm?

I have a question for you.

Mm-hmm?

Well, you're a pet, right?

Mm.

Well, we thought maybe you would know

where the pet shop is.

Mm-mmm-mmm-mm.

Any ideas?

Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

Could you slow down, please?

Mm-mmm-mmm.

Yes, we tried the puppy room.

Mm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

Yes, we went to the moon.

Mm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

Yes, the parrot room.

Mm-mmm-mmm.The parrot room.

Mmm.The parrot room.

Just stop repeating what I say.

Just do you have any ideas?

Mmmmm-mm.

[door slams, music blares]

Oh, Mrs. Foil.

Mrs. Foil.

Yoo-hoo.

Hello, lads.

Hello, Mrs. Fo... [gasps]

You've got a kitten.

A kitten's a pet.

What?A kitten's a pet.

A kitten's a pet, isn't it?

Yes.

Yes, his name's Elizabeth.

Elizabeth, hello, Elizabeth.

Mrs. Foil, you don't know where we could find

the pet shop, do you?

Oh, the pet shop.

Yes, follow me.

Okay.Uh, wait.

Could you press the Fast Forward button

on your remote?

[speaking in high-pitched voice] Thank you.

Let's go.

[screeching sounds]

[man] Aren't you forgetting something, boys?

We forgot to knock.

[knocking noise]

[man] Come in.

Yay.

[dogs barking]

[man] Shane and David go

to the pet shop for the very first time...

[birds chirping]

Brrack! Brrack!

[man] To find a pet for David.

[bubbling]

They see lots and lots of pets.

[chirping noises]

Wait, fellas, that's not a pet.

That's a pet's toy.

Shane. Shane?

Ruff!Whoa!

[man] Uh-oh, look who's in the doghouse now.

[howling]

[barking]

[barking]

[man] Say, that dog is speaking your language.

[barking]

[barking]

Now, don't all talk at once.

[barking]

Shh.

[man] Here's the pet shop owner.

Now, what kind of pet do you want?

A baboon?

[grunting]

Sorry, we don't have any baboons.

A raccoon?

[making raccoon noises]

No raccoons, either.

How about a cat?

Meow, meow.

Or a hamster?

David wants a different kind of pet.

How about a little bunny?

Yes, yes, that's it!

A pet chair.

Nobody has a pet chair.

And it already knows how to sit.

Can it roll over too?

Could you please press the Rotate button

on your remote?

It's rolling over.

Good chair; good chair.

Come on.

Come on, boy; come on.

Will you look at that?

The chair is going to David.

It likes you.

It really likes me.

That's true.

You take it home.

It's your pet; I'll sit on something else.

Here, Spot.

Here, Spot; come on.

Bye-bye.Come on, Spot; come on.

Fido the Fly and Spot the Chair are already good friends.

They're playing a rollicking game

of fly on the chair.

Looks like fun.

You know, David

is the first person ever to have a pet chair,

and we'd like you to be the second.

That's a brilliant idea.

I tell you what, grab a chair,

put it in the center of the room, give it a name,

anything but Spot.

Dust it off.Dust it off.

[buzzing noise]

Oh, sorry, Fido.

And then you say--

[clears throat]

Sit.

[both] Good chair; good chair.

And you can play anything you want, like, um...

Automobile.Automobile.

Vroom-vroom.

Vroooom.

Vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom.

Or, um, or airplane.

Airplane, airplane.

[making airplane engine noise]

Please fasten your seat belt and raise your seat

in the upright position.

The exits are here, here, and here.

Once again, we thank you for flying Upside Down Air.

[wind roaring]

Any game you want.

Enjoy your chair.

Um, uh...

[motorcycle engine revving]

Motorbike.

Or, um, or, um...

moo.

[imitates hooves clopping]

Cow.

Or, um, uh...

meow.

No, um, uh...

horse.

[imitates hooves clopping]