01x05 - Camping

[bunniefuu]

Hello.

Have you seen Dave?

Dave.

David?

Yeah, Shane?

How you doing?

David.

Yep?

You're horizontal.

Just before I say,

"How dare you call me horizontal,"

what's horizontal?

Well, it's sideways; you're sideways.

You're in the sideways position, and I'm vertical,

which is in the upright position.

Oh, I can fix that.

Ugh.

[both] Ugh.

Better.

No, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

You see, now, I'm horizontal.

I can fix that.

[both] Nyaaayyy.

Whoo.

Now I feel sideways.

What?

What did you call it before?

Well, horizontal.

Horizontal.

Yeah, I feel horizontal.

One second, ugh.

[both] Ooooh.

Oh, no; you see, now I'm horizontal

and you're vertical.

Oh, I can fix that.

Can you? Wait!

There's got to be a better way.

Hmm.Yes.

The remote?

Oooh, yeah.

Okay, Vertical, Vert...

Oh, Sneeze.Sneeze?

click!

Ah-choo!

[laughs] Sneeze.

click!Ah-choo!

[laughs] Oh, Pause. click!

Rewind. click!

Zhooom!

[laughs] Pause.

Slow Motion. click!

[sneezing very slowly]

Pause. click!

Oh, horizontal dance. click!

[singing dance music]

[laughs] Pause. click!

Hey, do you want to try?

I'm still paused.

Oh, Unpause. click!

[mumbles] Thank you.

Here you go.

You got it?

Okay, there you go.

Okay, now, if you-- oh, first things first.

If you could point the remote at Shane

and press the Vertical button.

Ahhhhh, ugh.

You feel better?Yes, thank you.

All right, now, just press Play.

[man] Down Upside.

Oh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show.

[quirky music]

♪

Schmood night.

Schmurple, burple, burple.

Gurple.

Done?

[snoring]

Done.

[gasps] Lullaby time.

Yes, yes, that's right.

[shoes squeaking]

[tuning imaginary instruments]

Mmmmm.

♪ Hush, hush, little friend.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooh.

Ahhhh.

♪ Your day

♪ is at an end.

♪ Ooh, hoo, ooh, hoo, hoo.

[yawns]

Hit it!

[rock music]

♪

♪ Time to be mellow.

♪ Close your eyes, little fellow ♪

♪ Schmellow, schmellow, schmellow; ♪

♪ schmellow, schmellow schmellow. ♪

♪ Ow, don't make a peep.

♪ 'Cause you got to go to sleep. ♪

♪ Do it baby, yeah.

[both] Thank you very much.

Good night.

Uh. clunk!

[snoring]

[buzzing sound]

Whoa.Hey, Fido.

Whoa, why is he flying like that?

So...so erratically.

He looks tired.

Oh, he's tired.

This way, Fido.

Bedtime for you too.

Down here; that's it.

That's it; in there.

There you go; there you go.

Night, Fido.

Good night, my little pet.

smooch

Ah, okay, that's everybody.

Yep.

Tired?

Not really.

Me neither.

Hey, could you press the Yawn button

on your remote.

Brilliant idea.

The Yawn button.

It's right next...

[yawning]

Thank you.Thank you.

Now I'm tired.

Me too.

Are you yawning?

I'm yawning.

Ahhh, aahh-ahhh-ahhhhh.

Good night, Shane.

Good night, David.

Good night, Bob.

Good night.

Good night, um...

cabbage.

Hey, Shane.Yeah?

Sleep as snug as a slug in a mug.

Well, thank you, Bob.

Pleasure.

I'd like to see you try and get the cabbage in there.

Pardon?

[elephants roaring]

Whooaa!

[breathing deeply]

[music blaring]

[door slams]

Bedroom's gone.

Again.

I guess we should try and find somewhere else to sleep.

[gasps] Ding!

[silently]

What's that?

I said maybe we should try Fido's room.

Brilliant idea, Shane.

Let's go.

[alarm blaring]

Dup, dup, dup, dup.

Now, how do we get in?

Ah, I've got an idea.

Yes.

Uh, arrgh.

That's it, push.

You can do it; you can get in there.

You can do it.

I can't do it.You can't do it?

No.Oh, let me try.

What about my...

what about my ear?

Oh, good idea.

Arrgh.

Are you in?Pardon?

Are you in?Uh, no.

pop!

We're so big.

Yes.

If only there was something or someone that co...

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Albanian chicken juice?

No.

Oh.

This looks like a job for...

whoosh!

[both] Action fingers!

Hey, Knuckles.

Hey, Pointy.

Are you ready for bed?

Yep, let's do it.

[scatting chorus girl showtune]

[both] Argh, err, uh, okay, here go go.

Ahhhhhh.

[snoring]

Action fingers are asleep.

But we are still awake.

That's not gonna work.

[both] Wake up, action fingers!

[both] Oh, err, uh, hey, hey.

We've got to find a place for the boys to sleep.

I'm right behind you, Knuckles.

Let's go!Hey.

Ugh.

Hey, Knuckles, how about they sleep in here?

No, too lemony.

Let's fly.

Off we go.

Whoa!

Hey-hey!

Easy does it.

Whoa!

Whoa!

I think I see somewhere.

Down there.Jump, Pointy.

Jump.

Whoa!

Oh, ooh, whoa, whoaaa!

I got you.

Argh.

Nice job, Knuckles.

All in a day's work for...

[musical flourish]

[both] Action fingers!

pow!

Great job, action fingers.

The puppet stage; why didn't we think of that?

They're amazing.

Good night.'Night, 'night.

Ahh, this is so comfortable...

for my ear!

It's the only thing that's sleeping.

[mumbling] My chin is the only thing that's sleeping.

I'm sorry?

[mumbling] I said my chin is sleeping.

I can't hear, my ear's asleep.

Oh.

[mumbling] I said my chin is sleeping.

This isn't going to work.

Wake up, wake up, wake up; aye, aye, aye.

Hey, maybe our rooms haven't disappeared.

Hey, maybe you're right.

Maybe we should try somewhere else.

Vvvuhhh.

Deeee!

The cupboard.Ah!

Let's go.

[breathing excitedly]

[screeching noise]

[man] Knock first.

I've got this one.

[knocking noise]

[man] Nice knock.

Thank you.

[man] But could you do the other one?

The other one.

I've got a million of them.Yes.

I will try my boo zhah zhah knock.

Your what?

My boo zhah zhah knock.

Your what?

Try it.Yes.

Boo.Boo.

Zhah.Zhah.

Zhah.Zhah.

Put it all together, and you get a boo zhah zhah.

Boo zhah zhah zhah.

That's one too many zhahs.

Just zhah zhah?

Just one; that's right.

Okay.

Boo zhah zhah.

[man] Lovely, but that's not it.

Oh.

[knocking drum rhythm]

[man] No, the other one.

[knocks twice]

[man] Come in.

[gasps]

What an enormous room.

Whoa.

We could sleep here.

There are no beds.

We can sleep standing up.

Oh, of course.

Horses do it.

Oh, they sleep standing up.

Yeah.Yes, yes.

Okay.

[neighing]

[chuffing]

[neighing]

[whinnying] It's not working.

We're not horses.Noooooooo.

We need to lie down.

I've got an idea.Yeah?

Can you press

the Horizontal button on your remote?

Yeah.

[both] Whoa!

That's not Horizontal, is it?

No, that's the Upside Down button.

Ugh, nobody sleeps upside down.

Bats sleep upside down.

Do they?Yeah.

Oh.[flapping noise]

Arrgh.

[squealing]

[speaking in squeaky voice] No, we're not bats.

We're not bats.

[speaking in squeaky voice] What?

We're not bats.

[speaking in normal voice] You're right, we're not bats.

Can you press the Horizontal button, please?

Yeah, yeah; make us sideways.

[both] Whoa!

That's better.

Yeah.

It's like sleeping on air.

[snoring]

Huh, huh?

What's that sound?

[snoring]

Sounds like snoring.

Who could be snoring?

Could you please hit the Vertical button

on your remote?

Whoa!Thank you.

[snoring]

There's the snorer.

The snorer is there.

Excuse me, sir.

Yes, what is it?

Well, we can't sleep with all of your snoring.

You can't sleep in here.

[both] Why not?

Because this is the snoring room.

The snoring room?

[snoring]

Look, come on.

[both snoring]

[snoring]

Why does he keep--

[both snoring]

[snoring]

Oh, this is getting ridic--

[both snoring]

snort!

snort!

We don't need a snoring room; we need a sleeping room.

We need beds, and we need beds now.

Yeah.

Could you please press the Get Out Of Here button?

[both] Whoa!

That's the Horizontal button.

[both] Whoa!

[gasps]

Beds!

We could sleep here.

And it's quiet.

Oh, and comfortable.

Good night, David.

Night, Shane.

Sleep as snug as a bug on a rug.

Okay.

[exhales]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[both] Ugh!

What was that?

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Do you know what that was?

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[both] It's a rooster!

Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Excuse me, Mr. Rooster.

Mr. Rooster, if you--

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

Hey, uh, what does he want?

I'll ask him.

[making rooster noises]

Bucka-bucka-bick; bucka-buck.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

What does he want?

He says he's here to wake us up.

Cock-a-doodle-doo!We're trying to sleep.

We are trying to sleep.

Uh, "We are trying to sleep" is...

[making rooster noises]

Could you write that down, please?

chick-chick![making rooster noises]

Thank you.

[making rooster noises]

Bluck?

Bluck, bluck, bluck?

Bluck, bluck, bluck, bluck.

No.

Why did you say that to her?

Well, I just read what you wrote.

No, that is what I wrote.

It was upside down?Yeah.

Sorry.He's gone, okay?

Buckee!

Oh, okay.

Good night, David,Good night, Shane.

Sleep as snug as a mug on a rug.

Okay.

[exhales]

[clock ticking]

[alarm ringing]

[both] Whoa!

[all alarms blaring]

[both] Aaauuggh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, geez, oh.

Oh, ain't it cool?

Argh!

Ahhh.

[alarm beeping]

Huh?

Oh, hey.

Ahhh.

Okay.

[both] Ugh, arrgh, ahhh.

All right.Yep.

[both mumbling]

Oh, Shane.

I trying to harass me?

Uh.

No.No.

You're a slug.

[trumpet blaring]

[both] Auugh!

What's going on now?

I don't know.

Why are we standing like this?

I don't know.

What is that sound?

Do you know what that sound is?

It's a horn.

Uh, argh!

Excuse me, sir, could you please

stop blowing that horn?

We're trying to sleep.

You can't sleep here.

[both] Why not?

Because this is the wake up room!

[trumpet blaring]

[yawns]

You boys look tired.

You should get some rest.

[both] We're trying.

Could you please press the Rewind button...

On your remote?

[speaking in reverse]

I'm so tired.

I can barely keep my eyes open.

Oh, who is that?

What, what is that? What is that?

I don't have hair.

Is that you?

Is that my nose?

If I could open my eyes, I'd tell you if it was me.

We've got to keep our eyes open

so we can find somewhere to sleep.

Yeah.

This looks like a job for...

[musical flourish]

[both] Action fingers!

Whoosh!

They're action-ready.

And ready for action.

Batteries not necessary.

zhooom!

[whispering]

What's that, action fingers?[whispering]

You'll hold our eyelids open for us?

[whispering]

It's so crazy, it might just work.

Spring into action, action fingers!

[both] Oh, yeah; hey.

Hey, this is slippery.

[both] Arrgh, ugh, arrgh.

ding! ding!

I can see!

[gasps] It worked!

It worked!

Yes!I can see!

I can see too.

Everything's so clear.Yes.

Look at that chair.

I've never looked at this like this before.

Oh, it's so clear.

Oh, oh, ugh, auugh.

David? David?

Where did you goooooo...

Whoa, oh, ugh, auugh, oh.

Whoa.

[both] Strangely-shaped beds.

Brilliant!

Whoa, look at...Ahhh.

Oh, it's no good.

No, um...

No, this doesn't...

What about this?

Yes, oh, Shane, that looks so comfortable.

You know, it's not very comfortable.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I might try this one.

Ahhh, whoa!

Ugh, ugh.

I'm okay.

Let's try another one.Okay.

Um, you try that one.

All right.

I'll try this one.Yeah.

Ugh.

Arrgh, ugh.

I'll just lie on top of this one.

Whoa! [cat growling]

[both] Sorry.

You're upside down.

No, your head's upside down.

Oh.

[both] Whoa!

[both] Hello.

Hi, what are you doing?

Well, we're trying to find somewhere to sleep

on these strangely-shaped beds.

They're not beds.

They're not?

They're shapes.

[both] Shapes?

This is the shape room.

[both] Oh, the shape room.

This is a triangle.

Mm-hmm.

This is a rectangle.

[both] Yes.

And this is a hexagon.

Hexa-what?Hexagon?

Hexa-where?Hexagon, oooooh.

Hexa, hexa-- what's a hexagon?

A hexagon has six sides, see?

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Incredible.

Could we see that again?

Yeah.

Could you press the Instant Replay button

on your remote?

[screeching sound]

[man] She comes out smiling, like the true star she is,

and executes the Bulgarian reverse

into the hexagon area.

And she counts one, first side, two, second side,

three, that's a third side, four, fourth side,

five, fifth side, six, six sides.

[clapping]

Six sides. Total hexagon.

That was amazing.

Thanks.

[man] You fellas look tired.

You really should get some sleep.

We know. We're trying to.

Yes, we just can't sleep here.

Could you please press the Rewind button

on your remote?

[speaking in reverse]

Bye-bye.

Bye.

[speaking in reverse]

Oh, hey, guys.

Puppet, what are you doing up?

Well, I keep dreaming about alarm clocks.

You can't sleep?

What about my lullaby?

We've already sung you a lullaby, Puppet.

Oh, but, this is a new sleep.

I need a new lullaby.

Hmm.Good point.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

[tunes imaginary instrument]

Arrgh, auugh, ugh.

♪ Hush, little friend, your day is at an end. ♪

Hit it!

[rock music]

Whwaaa!

♪ Time to be mellow.

♪ Close your eyes, little fellow. ♪

♪ Schmellow, schmellow, schmellow; ♪

♪ schmellow, schmellow schmellow. ♪

♪ Don't make a peep.

♪ 'Cause you got to go to sleep. ♪

[Schmuzzies] ♪ Do it, baby,

♪ yeah!

Thank you very much!

[both] Good night!

Oh, uh...

clunk!

[both] Works every time.

We're putting everyone asleep except us.

Oh, what should we do?

Well, why don't we see if our rooms are back?

Oh, okay.

[breathing deeply]

[music blaring]

[door slams]

What's the use?

[door squeaking]

[owl hooting]

[door slams]

It's in a...

What?

You're not gonna believe this.

What?Watch this.

[man] Knock first.

Oh, I know which knock you want.

[knocks twice]

[man] That's nice, but could you do the other one?

Ah!

Boo zhah zhah.

[man] Perfect, come in.

[tuba music]

Mrs. Foil?

Mrs. Foil?

Oh, hello, David.

Shane. [both] Hello.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

I am camping, boys, in the great outdoors.

Yohaawwwwww!

[both] Camping?

Pshhh, what's camping?

Oh, camping is when you slip on your slippers

and sleep outside.

[both gasping] Outside?

You can sleep outside?

We've been looking for somewhere to sleep for ages.

You can sleep outside?Oh!

Yes, but that's not all there is to camping.

Would you care to join me?

Oh, would we?

[both] Yohaawwwwww!

Oh, that's the spirit.

Yohaawwwwww!

Haaaaaaaw!

[all] Haaaaaaaaaw!

Haaaaaaaaaw!

That's enough; thank you, boys.

[man] Shane and David go camping for the very first time!

David explores the tent.

What's the string for?

Whoa, uh, ugh.

Who turned out the lights?

Time to collect wood for the campfire, fellas.

Uh-oh, looks like our campers

have bitten off more than they can chew.

[snoring]

Shh.

[man] Mrs. Foil's already asleep.

Shane and David get out their sleeping bags.

Good night, fellas.

Uh-oh, our campers don't look very comfortable.

Could you please press the Horizontal button

on your remote?

That's better.

Ah, sleep as snug as a mug on a bug.

[snoring]

Cock-a-doodle-doo!

[man] It's morning.

The boys have slept all night, and now it's time to go home.

Go home.

[man] There's the door.

Oooh.

[man] Bye-bye.

I feel fantastic.

Wasn't it brilliant?Shh, shh, shh.

What, what?

Everyone's asleep.

[gasp] Everyone's asleep.Asleep.

What will we do? What will we do?

Ah, ah, ah.

Hey, can you press the Wake Up button

on your remote?

[laughing]

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

[Shane] Wake up!

Wake up!

Whoopideedah.

Hey, guys, guys.

Wow, you look refreshed.

Did you find somewhere to sleep?

We sure did.Yep.

Outside.Whoa.

You slept outside?

We slept outside, and you too can sleep outside,

as long as you have a sleeping bag.

Ooh, uh...

what's a sleeping bag?

Ah-ha!

One of these.

You see, you roll it out on the floor.

Roll, roll, roll.

Roll.

[both] Get inside.

Zip it up.

Are there any puppet-sized sleeping bags?

Sure there are; ugh, can you?

Thanks.

Got one in here.

Yay.

Just slip into that.

Oh, yeah.Okay, slip into that.

Stick your head out there.

Yep, and zip it up.

Arrgh, arrgh.

Uh, zipper's on the other side.

Oh, right, heh.

[zipping noise]

Then you can go to sleep.

Okay.

clunk! [snoring]

[buzzing noise]

Fido.

I've got one for you.

Here you are.

Mmm-mmmmm.

[door slams]

Ahhhh.

Hey.

Would you like a sleeping bag?

I think I've got one for you in here.

Just take this one, roll it out, get inside, zip it up...

And sleep anywhere you want.

Yeah!Happy sleeping!

Ugh!

[both] Ahhh!

[Schmuzzies laughing]

[quirky music]

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