01x08 - Beach

[bunniefuu]

[man imitates horse whinny]

Whoa there, Spaghetti.

Good girl.

Howdy, partners.

You sure are a sight for sore eyes.

Yeowch.

Hey, Shane, come and say hello.

I can't.

I can't make this horse stop.

Can't make your horse stop?

I have an idea: the remote.

Does heaps of cool things.

If you want something to stop,

you just hit the Pause button.

Tk-ch!

Paused.

If you want something to go really, really fast,

you just hit the Fast Forward button.

Tk-ch!

[high-pitched whinny]

Fast Forward.

Oh, Bucking Broncos button.

Tk-ch!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

All right.

Pause.

Slow Motion.

Tk-ch!

[whinnies slowly]

Pause.

Rewind.

[screeches]

Oh.

[whinnies]

Pause.

What's this?

The Photo Finish button?

Tk-ch!

[imitates galloping]

[laughs]

The Get Off Your High Horse button,

that's what I need.

Oh. Tk-ch!

[sighs]

[clicks]

Would you like to try?

Yeah.

Here you go.

Got that?

Okay, all right.

Now, just hit the Play button.

On your remote.

[both] Whoa!

That was the Upside Down button.

Yeah, that's the Upside Down button.

Please press the Right Side Up button.

Yeah, on your remote.

[both] Whoa!

Thank you.

Okay, just hit Play.

But whatever you do,

don't hit the Upside Down button.

[horse whinnies]

Horsie.

Sorry, Spaghetti.

Could you please press the Right Side Up button?

[both grunt]

[both] Thank you.

[horse whinnies]

[whistles]splat!

Spaghetti, you okay?

[horse whinnies]

Now press Play.

[horse exhales]

[quirky music]

[man] Down upside.

Oh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show.

♪

[Shane] Breathe.

Breathe. [Empty Line] [noisy exhaling]

Blow, David. Blow, David.

Blow, Davy.

Blow, blow,

blow, blow, blow.

pbbbbt!

That may have been...

splat!Too much.

Sorry.Try again.

I can't wait to play with our beach ball.

David, take your mouth off,

breathe in.

Put your mouth on, breathe out.

Take your mouth off, breathe in.

Put your mouth on, breathe out.

And keep going.

I got it.Blow.

[exhales]

Blow.

Blow.

Perfect.

Oooh, look at it.

It looks brilliant.Catching now.

Catch this one.

Oh, yeah.

Yo, nice catch, nice catch.

I got it. Heads up.

Oh, it's a high one.

Huh?

Where did this come from?

I'm perplexed.

You're perplexed?Yes.

I'm confused.

That means you're perplexed too.

Brilliant, I'm perplexed.

Perplexed.Are you perplexed?

P-p-p-p-perplexed.

Let's be perplexed.

Wow, this is a real beach ball.

Where's our imaginary beach ball?

I don't know.

I'll just put this back.

Okay.

Imaginary beach ball.

Imaginary beach-- thud!

Here it is.

Okay, all right.

Catch it.

Got it.

Hike.

boing!

ping!

[grunts]

[gasps]

I can't believe this.

I'm perplexed again.

So am I, p-p-p-p-p-p-perplexed.

Okay, good-bye, real beach ball.

All right, imaginary beach--

[doorbell rings]

Who could that be?

Well, I'm not expecting anyone.

Neither am I.

[funky rock music]

♪

[gasps] Look who's here.

I think that beach ball likes you, Shane.

Oh, I don't-- [gasps]

It does like me.

Hello, beach ball.

Do you want to play with us?

What did it say?

It said--

Let's go.

Okay, catch.

Where did it go?

Beach ball?Beach ball?

Hey, maybe it'll come to me.

It likes me.

Oh, never mind.

Maybe... doing!

We can play with the imaginary beach ball.

No, no, no.

The real beach ball is missing.

It might be looking for me.

Beach ball.Beach ball.

Beach ball.

[both calling "beach ball"]

Oh, hello, boys.

[both] Hello, Mrs. Foil.

I just wanted to let you know

that I haven't seen your beach ball.

[both] Thanks.

You're very welcome.

Every afternoon at : , bring your own milk.

Which reminds me, have you checked the teacup?

Fiddle-de-dee.

Bye.

Teacup, Shane, of course.

Why didn't we think of that?

Because it's a ridiculous idea.

It's ridiculous, isn't it?

Yeah, it's silly.

We should check.

Just in case.

Yeah, yeah.

No, there's nothing in here

Except for this book.

Tea: The Inside Story.

By Patrick Wentworth II.

[both] Hmm.

Beach ball.Beach ball.

Isn't anybody gonna ask me?

Have you seen a beach ball?

No, but I can look for it.

[gasps]

Oh. Ah.

[mutters]

Ah!

Nope, I can't find it.

Sorry.

Beach ball.

Where would you find a beach ball?

Well, have you tried the beach?

[both groan]

[laughter]

Whoo.

[both] What's a beach?

Well, the beach is a place where there's sand to play in

and water to swim in.

Oh, I love the beach.

In fact, I'm going to go there right now.

See ya.

[both] Could we--

Boy, he's fast.Very fast.

Thanks.

Hey, you--

Where's the beach? Where's the beach?

Where would a beach be?

[gasps]

Water.[gasps]

[water splashing]

Water.

Puppet said there's water at the beach.

[both] Let's go.

[David] The beach!

[gasps] The beach.

[phone rings]

Yes?

[indistinct voice]

We've forgotten something.

[sighs]

[knocks softly]

[indistinct voice]

Too soft.

[pounds]

[indistinct voice]

Too loud.

[knocks]

[indistinct voice]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah.

Just right.

Thank you.

[bubbly] Well, there sure is a lot of water at the beach.

[bubbly] Yes.

But I don't see any sand.

Do you see a beach ball?

Let me look.

[both] Aaaaah!

Hello, little fishy.

Hello there.

Have you seen a beach ball?

Well, no.

We thought it would be here at the beach.

This isn't the beach.

Well, what else could it possibly be?

I'm perplexed.

Perplexed?

He's very confused.

Oh, this is the underwater room.

[laughs]

[both] Oh.

Of course.

Could you please press Rewind...

On your remote?

No, that's the Upside Down button.

Could you press the Right Side Up button?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Now, if you could just press Rewind, okay?

[both gasp]

[slow music]

♪

[imitating backwards speech]

Schmuzzies.

[all] Schmello, Shane. Schmello, David.

Schmello, Schmuzzies.

Oh, hey, maybe we could ask the Schmuzzies.

They're very helpful.

Okay.

[slowly] Have you seen a beach ball?

[funky rock music]

[all] Schmeach schmall!

What, my teeth are exploding?

No, that's not what schmeach schmall means.

Schmeach schmall means--

What does it mean, schmeach schmall?

I've forgotten.

Do you know what schmeach schmall means?

If only we had a Schmuzzish-English dictionary.

Yeah, like this one, then we'd--

[Schmuzzies] Schmeach schmall!

Schmeach schmall!

[Shane] Hurry, they're trying to tell us something.

Fleach floor... gleach gloor...

schmeach schmall, schmeach schmall.

[clears throat]

Uh, "beach ball."

[both gasp] Beach ball!

[Schmuzzies] Schmeach schmall!

Beach ball, where?

Where is it?

Over there.

There's nothing here.

They're imagining things.

It wasn't--

Oh, wait, wait. Where is--

Shane, what's that?

I don't know.

Sand.

[gasps] Puppet said there's sand at the beach.

He did!

[man] Don't forget to knock.

[knocks rapidly]

That's too fast.

[knocks slowly]

[David] Easy.

[man slowly] That's too slow.

[knocks]

Just right.

Come in.

All right, the beach!

Is it just me, or is it hot here?

Oh, it's hot.

Puppet didn't say the beach would be this hot.

Or this dry.

I've got sand in my shoes.

Me too.

There's only one thing to do.

Take 'em off?

Yeah.Okay.

[both] Hot, hot sand. Hot sand.

Oh, let's put them back on.

Ah, that's better.

I've got sand in my shoe.

Me too.

There's only one thing to do.

Take 'em off?Yeah.

Yeah, that's be-- Oh, hot sand.

[both] Hot sand. Hot, hot, hot, hot.

Let's put them back on.

Ah, that's better.

Now I got sand in my shoes.Me too.

There's only one thing to do.Take 'em off?

Yeah.Why not?

Hot.Hot sand.

Find some water. Find some water.

Water? Water? Water? Water?

Where's the water?

Water, water, water.

[both gasping]

Oh, what kind of beach is this?

I'm perplexed.

Hey, I think that means confused, right?

Yeah.All right.

Hey, I know: I'll ask this lifeguard.

Excuse me, Mr. Lifeguard?

Do you know where the water is?

I'm not a lifeguard.

Do I look like a lifeguard?

Well, you don't have to get so prickly about it.

I'm a cactus.

Oh, well, hello, Mr. Cactus.

Ow, that hurt.

Well, no wonder. I'm prickly.

And there's no water around here.

But--but there's water at the beach.

That may be so, but this isn't the beach.

This is the desert room.

Well, no wonder it's so hot, hot, hot.

And dry, dry, dry.

The desert room.

Oh, we'd better get out of here fast.

Can you press the Fast Forward button

on your remote?

Oh, yeah.

[both] Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

Thank you.

Oh, I'm glad that wasn't the beach.

It was so hot.

Yes, let's put our shoes on.

Good idea.

Ah, that-- oh.

Sand.Yeah.

Let's take 'em off.Yeah.

Sand out.

Oh, look at all that.

Oh.

Look at all that.

Eww!

Oh, that's it.

Oh.

Oh, hey.

You've got...

Oh, it's...

My, that's...

That was sure hot in there, wasn't it?

It was very hot.

Yeah, and, um...

[both] Sandy.

Still just a little...

Thank goodness we got plenty of time.

[grunting]

[slurps]

Would you like a tea?

Huh, sorry?

Would you like a tea?

I can make you a...No, thanks.

Tea, a juice?

Juice? No, thank you.

I could bake you a lemon meringue pie.

I--

Oh, is that it?

Yeah, I think that's--Excellent.

Oh, no, there's a bit more.

Thanks.

We've got it.

There we go.

I think that's it.

Oh, just-- there.

Perfect, okay.

Ah, well.

Going to do your other one?

I don't think so.

Good.

That's better.

Better clean that up.

[imitates vacuum]

[tapping]

What's that?

Not sure.

[tapping]

[gasps] Fido.

Hey.

Come in, little fella.

[Fido buzzing]

Hey, Fido.Hey, Fido.

I'm so glad to see you.

Yeah, so am I.

Fido, you haven't by any chance seen a beach ball?

[funky rock music]

[Fido buzzing]

Oh, yeah, please.

A simple yes or no would have sufficed.

Goodness.

What's he-- what's he saying?

He's saying, "Look behind you."

Where?

I don't see anything.

[Fido buzzing]

He says it's gone.

[Fido buzzes]

We've missed it.

[Fido buzzes]

Again.

[Fido buzzing]

Fido, but wait.

Where's it gone?

[Fido buzzing]

[upbeat Latin music]

[both] Hey.

Friend of yours?

Never seen him before in my life.

Hey, maybe he's going to the beach.

[gasps] The beach!

Let's follow.

Could you press the Follow the Leader button

on your remote?

♪

[penguin] Huh?

Hmm, hmm.

♪

To the beach! To the beach!

[both] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's so slippery.

Yeah.

Puppet didn't say

the beach would be this slippery.

Or c-c-cold.

This isn't the beach.

Heh, this is the South Pole.

[both] The South Pole?

Oh!

[both shivering]

Oh, now we're even c-c-c-colder.

[both shivering]

Hello.Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

What's that you've got hold of?

It's a jacket.

A jacket? What's it for?

To keep me warm.

Um, warm. How do you use it?

Oh.

Ah.

[both] Whoa.

That was amazing.

I'd like to see that again.

Yeah, could you please press your Instant Replay button

on your remote?

[tape rewinding]

[man # ] He chooses to slip his arm into the jacket.

[man # ] That's his arm, yeah.

[man # ] Wise choice.

All of these years of training are finally paying off.

[man # ] Paying off, yeah.

[man # ] He swings his left arm around,

and the hand emerges triumphant.

We have total jacket.

[man # ] Total jacket, yes.

[both] Whoa.

Fantastic.

Thank you.

Hey, we need a jacket.

[Shane] Do you have any more jackets?No.

Okay, well, we'd better go and get a jacket,

because we're really cold.

See ya.Bye.

Bye.

We've got to get out of here.

Could you please press the Fast Forward button

on your remote?

[upbeat classical music]

[both] Whoa!

That's not the Fast Forward button.

That's the Ice Skating button.

♪

[both grumbling]

I don't think we're going to find that beach ball.

We can't find the beach.

And I really wanted to go to the beach.

And I really wanted to find that beach ball.

[funky rock music]

[both] Hey, the beach ball!

♪

[David] Just hold on to it, Shane.

David, David!

No!

Quickly, quickly!

[grunting]

[man] Hold your horses, boys.

[whinnying]

Whoa, Spaghetti.Whoa there, big feller, whoa.

[man] Knock first.

Not too loud.

Not too loud, okay.

And not too soft.

Not too soft.

Not too fast, and not too slow.

[cries]

Come on; come on.

You can do it.

There's just so many things

I've got to remember.

[knocks]

[man] That's not silly enough.

Silly enough?

Silly, give silly, silly, silly.

[imitates trumpet]

Wh-ya, wh-ya, wh-ya.

Wocka, wocka, wocka.

Yoo, yoo, yoo, yoo, yoo.

Oh, oh, hiii.

Hiyah!

[man] Well, that's too silly.

[gasps]

The Acabalaca knock.

The what-e-chewacka?

The Acabalaca knock.

What are you-- are you--

It's a very special knock.

You don't know it?

Do you know it?

Look, follow after me.

Aah.

Aah.

Ka.

Ka.

Ba.

Ba.

Lack.Lack.

Ka.

Ka.

Now repeat after me: Acabalaca.

Aca-shoo-muck-luck.

Aca-la-knacka.

Close enough.

Acabalaca.

[man] Just right.

Come in.

[water rushing]

[both gasp] The beach!

[man] Shane and David go to the beach for the very first time.

Better put on your hats, boys.

[upbeat zany music]

The beach ball!

What a joyful reunion.

♪

[laughter]

Puppet's enjoying a cool beverage.

♪

Better put on your sunscreen, fellas.

Everybody needs sunscreen at the beach.

♪

Let's go!

♪

[blows whistle]

[man] Don't bother the lifeguard.

She's working.

David and Shane look for a place to put their beach towel.

Uh-oh, that spot's taken.

I think Mrs. Foil wants to play tag, fellas.

You're it.

Time to build a sand castle.

♪

Nice job, fellas.

Yeah!

[man] Whoa, watch where you're going.

Mrs. Foil's castle; oh, no.

It's destroyed.

Mrs. Foil seems a little upset.

Now what?

This looks like a job for...

[both] Action fingers!

♪

[gasps]

[man] Action fingers save the day again.

Thanks, action fingers!

[man] Time for a swim.

How about swimming in the water?

One, two, three.

Oh, oh.

Come on, boys.

One, two, three.

Almost.

One, two, three.

Yes, yes,

everybody's into the water.

Oh, now what fun they're all having,

and what a great place to play with the beach ball.

And now it's time for Shane and David to go home.

But the beach ball is home.

Don't worry, Mrs. Foil will take good care of it.

Would you please press the Go Home button

on your remote?

Whoa, that's the Upside Down button.

Better press the Go Home button.

♪

Whoa, hey.

Oh, we're still upside down.

Oh, yes, could you press

the Right Side Up button, please?

[both] Whoa.

Thank you.

I loved the beach.

Yeah, but you know,

I really miss that beach ball.

I have an idea.

[exhaling]

A new ball.

Oh, you got another one?

Sure, I do.

[exhales]

Catch.

[Puppet] That looks like fun.

I want to play too.

Okay, Puppet.

Boing.

Doing.

Boing.

Boing.

You want to play?

Hey, catch this.

[all] Great catch!

Hey, would you like another?

[exhales]

Boing.

Here's another.

Boing.

And another.

Boing.

And another.

Now you've got plenty of balls to play with.

You can make your own balls, though.

Oh, yeah, it's really easy.

You just take a deep breath,

put this up to your mouth...

[exhales]

Close the stopper.

There it is.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Hey, Puppet, would you like to blow one up?Sure.

Deep breath.

[exhales]

Oh, that's good.

It's getting bigger.

Puppet, Puppet.

Oh, that's a bit too--

Oh, apparently,

you can make them as big as you want.

Uh, Puppet, don't forget to close the stopper.

Okay.

pbbbbbbbt!

[both sigh]