01x10 - Birthday Party

[bunniefuu]

[snoring]

Hi.

Hey, Shane, they're--

[muttering sleepily]

Shane's asleep.

This is perfect.

That means I can show you the remote.

It does heaps of cool things, like--

actually, I'd better make sure Shane's asleep first.

Hey, Shane, are you asleep?

Ahh-ah-ugh!

Your majesty.

Yeah, he's asleep.

Now, if you want something to go backwards,

you hit the Rewind button.

[clicks]

[muttering groggily]

Pause.

If you want something to go really, really fast,

you hit the Fast Forward button.

[quickly] Ahh-ah-ugh, your majesty.

Rewind.

[speaking backwards]

Pause.

Now my favorite: Slow Motion.

[clicks]

[muttering slowly]

Yyyy-ourrrr majestyyyy.

[laughs]

Shhh.

[rubber squeaking]

Would you like to have a try?

Here you go.

Got it?

Okay, good.

Now-- [laughs]

If you could just hit the Play button.

[loud dance music]

Whoo-hoo! That's the Celebration button!

Press the Stop the Celebration button.

[music stops]

[whispers] Thank you.

Hoo! Just hit Play,

and I'm sure if Shane was awake right now,

he'd say, "Whatever you do, don't hit the"--

[loud dance music]

[laughing] Celebration button!

Press the Stop the Celebration button!

[music stops]

[whispering] Whoa! That was close.

Huh? Who said that?

What--what--

Did you have a party in here?

[whispers] Just press Play.

[fingers snapping]

[man] Down upside!

Oh, sorry.

The Upside Down Show!

Hey!

[drum b*at]

[quirky music]

♪

[knocking]

[laughter]

You were talking about the future of transport?

Yeah, yeah, horse-drawn cabbages.

Are you sure? You like it?

Well, I just think the smell would--

No, I think--

Oh, I've got to go.Oh, me too.

Bye. Bye.

Hi. Hi.

Hi.

[both] Hello, Mrs. Foil.

[Mrs. Foil] Hello.

And hello, Schmuzzies.

Schmuzzies?

[Schmuzzies] Hello.

Shane, they've got presents.

That means it's a special occasion.

Uh, Schmuzzies,

clirfday clarty?

[all] Schm-no.

No.

Flirfday flarty?

[Schmuzzies] Schm-no.

[both] No?

It's a schmirthday schmarty!

[both gasp] Mrs. Foil.

You look so fancy.

Thank you, Shane.

[David] Whoa, whoa, Mrs. Foil,

it's a schmirthday schmarty?

Isn't it exciting?

Yeah, it's really exciting,

and it would be even more exciting

if I knew what everyone was talking about.

Oh, sorry, I didn't--

Shane, "schmirthday schmarty" means "birthday party."

Birthday party!

Yeah.What?

You have a party on your birthday?

Oh, yes.

Let's roll, my fluffy friends.

I'll help.

[blowing]

We can't be late

for the schmirthday schmarty.

Oh, thank you, Shane.

Toodle-pip.

Bye-bye.

[David] Bye, Mrs. Foil.

Whoa, how exciting, Shane.

There's going to be a schmirthday schmarty.

Yeah.

[Puppet] Whoa!

Ow! Puppet.

Wait up--

[both groan]

[Puppet panting]

Hey, are you going to a schmirthday schmarty?

A what?

Oh, one second.

Could you please tell Puppet

what a schmirthday schmarty means?

Okay.

Hmm. Hm-hm. Hm-hm.

[car door shuts]

[car alarm chirps]

Now, what? Uh, uh--

Oh, right, a birthday party.

Indeed I am.

Now excuse me.

[car alarm chirps]

I got to go.

[engine revs]

Don't want to miss the celebration.

See ya.

Ooh! Oh! Ah!Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

[both groaning]

A birthday party is a celebration?

Yeah, it has balloons and decorations,

and everyone gets together

and sings the Happy Birthday song.

Whoa, that sounds like fun.

Ooh, it is.

That's why I don't want to be late.

[tires squealing]

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Hey, how does one get to go

to a birthday party?

Oh, you didn't get an invitation?

[tires squealing]

[doorbell rings]

Who could that be?

I don't know.

[gasps]

[in gruff voice] Delivery for Shane and David and you.

Thank you.

[in Puppet's voice] You're welcome.

Oh--what--

That postman seemed vaguely familiar.

So what is it?

[gasps] It's an invitation.

An invitation! To what?

[gasps] To a schmirthday schmarty.

A--a birthday party?

Yeah! For who?

It doesn't say.

It's a surprise birthday party.

See you there.

[tires squealing]

So what time is it?

Time, time, time--

oh, "very, very soon.

"Stop reading, put this invitation down,

and hurry."

[frantic music]

♪

Wait! Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Where is this birthday party?

It didn't say.

[frustrated sigh]

I've got an idea.

Could you please press the Fast Forward button

on your remote so we can get to the schmirthday schmarty

really, really quickly?

[loud dance music]

Hey, you pressed the Celebration button.

But we're not at the birthday party yet.

Press Stop.

[music stops]

[both] Thank you.

Whoo!

♪ Party, party, party.

♪ Whoo! Party, party, party.

She looks like she's going to a party.

Hey, let's follow her.

Okay.

[imitating dance music]

♪

Oh, quickly!

[man] Knock, please.

[knocking on door]

Come in.

[both] Ahhh!

[hinges squeaking]

Ooh! Sounds like it needs some oil.

Hey, you wouldn't happen to have some oil, would you?

Could I borrow it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

[plopping]

Better.

[creaking]

[plopping]

Thank you.

And thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Let's go!

Let's go! Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[both hooting and hollering]

[Shane] Party room!

[both] Party! Party! Party! Party! Party! Party!

Um, throw your hands in the air!

Whoo!

Throw your hands in the air!

Throw your hands in the air like you just don't care!

Yeah!Whoo!

[sighs]

Come on.

[yawns]

[groans groggily]

No--

They look like

they really don't care.

[David] That's not right.

Party games. Party games?

Oh, hot potato, hot potato, hot potato.

Oh, ah, oh, oh, oh.

Catch the potato.

Not your game?

[both sigh]

Nother game. Nother game.

[gasps] Musical chairs!

[both scatting music]

Quickly!

We've all got a seat!

Yay!Everybody wins!

[both yawning]

[all groaning]

Sponge tennis.Sponge tennis.

[squishing]

splat!

You're meant to hit it.

This is no fun, no fun at all.

I have an idea.

You have an idea?

Could you please press the Celebration button

on your remote?

[sputtering]

[both]Whoa!

That's the Upside Down button.

How much fun is this?

[yawning]

You see how much fun...

it is?

Yeah.

Could you press the Right-Side Up button, please?

[sighs]

[sputtering]

Thank you.

Ugh.

Okay, try the Celebration button on your remote.

Just--

Doesn't work.

It doesn't work in here.

The Celebration button doesn't work.

Of course not.

You can't have a celebration in here.

This is the no-fun room.

The no-fun room?

No kidding.

You said it.

Oh, we thought this was a birthday party.

Oh, goodness, no.

[shudders] No.

Birthday parties are fun.

[yawns] We can't have fun in here.

Mm-mm. [man] Absolutely not.

Well, in that case,

could you please press the Rewind button

on your remote?

[both speaking backwards]

How will we find the birthday party?

Do you hear that?

What? I don't hear anything?

[scoffs] That doesn't surprise me.

You see, Shane,

I have supersensitive hearing!

[high-pitched whistle]

These ears can hear sounds most humans can't hear.

[whoosh]

[radar pinging]

Like what?

Like Fido bouncing on a trampoline.

Fido doesn't have a trampoline.

He does now.

Fido on a trampoline?

boing! boing! boing! boing!

It's Fido on a trampoline.

Spandex jumpsuit. Orange tassels.

boing!

You're good.

And I hear your stomach growling.

Oh, yeah? Well, what did I have for lunch?

Green salad, Hawaiian pizza.

With?

Seafood platter.

[stomach rumbles]

For two.

Well, I'm eating for two, all right?

And I hear somebody saying "happy birthday."

You hear somebody saying "happy birthday"?

Yes, why are you so excited--

[both] Happy birthday!

Where?

[radar pinging]

There!

[small voice] Happy birthday.

An ant.

Excuse me, Mr. Ant.

Stop. Stop.

Yes?

Is this the birthday party?

No.

I just like saying, "Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday."

That's cool.

[girl] Surprise!

[gasps] Did you hear that?

Hear what?

You didn't hear that?

"Surprise!"

Yeah, sure I did, yeah.

Must be a surprise party.

And it came from...

That door.That door there.

Yes, of course it did.

[laughs nervously]

No. You didn't hear that?Sure I did.

It's this door.

[knocks]

[man] Oh, you remembered to knock.

What a surprise.

Come in.

Huh?

Maybe the birthday party is through one of these doors.

[gasps]Good idea. Which one?

This one.Oh, yes.

[musical flourish]

[elephant] Surprise!

[both sigh]

[whispers] It's okay.

[musical flourish]

[elephant] Surprise!

[gasps] A party game.

[gasps]

[excited laughter]

Ready?

Yeah.

[both] Surpri--

[both] Surpri--

This one, this one, this one.

[laughing]

[both] Surpri--

[both sigh]

[musical flourish]

Surprise.

[chuckles]

[both panting]

[girl] Surprise.

[both panting]

[Shane] You're not an elephant.

Now, that's a surprise.

I've got another surprise for you.

Really? Where is it?

What's that?

It's a word.

Sur-prise.

Surprise.

[musical flourish][both gasp]

Sur...

Prise.

[together] Surprise.

[musical flourish][both gasp]

[both panting]

Great reading.

Thanks.

I'd like to see that again.

Could you press the Instant Replay button

on your remote?

[tape rewinding]

[Shane] She limbers up in preparation.

[David] She's limbering, yeah.

[Shane] Pointing to the "sur" now.

And she's going for the "prise."

No surprises here.

She has achieved total surprise.

[both] Wow!

Boy, this birthday party sure is full of surprises.

It's not a birthday party.

[both] It's not?

At birthday parties, they sing birthday songs.

So if this was a birthday party,

we'd be able to hear birthday songs?

So you could use your...

[together] Supersensitive hearing.

[whooshes]

[radar pinging]

Hear any birthday songs?

No, I just hear...

[radar pinging]

That's you.

That's me?

Mm-hmm.

[radar pinging]

That me?

No, that's me.You're me?

[Shane] No, that was me doing you going--

[radar pinging]

Have you got supersensitive hearing as well?

No, I'm just going, "Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo."

Oh, hear any songs?

No. You?

No.

Well, if this isn't the birthday party,

where are we?

This is the surprise room.

[musical flourish]

[both gasp]

[both] Oh, the surprise room.

[musical flourish][both gasp]

So if this is the surprise room,

maybe the surprise party is through this door.

Brilliant.

Could you please press the Fast Forward button

on your remote so we can get to the surprise birthday party

really, really quickly?

[fast-paced music]

[in high voice] Thank you.

[in high voice] Thank you very much.

[Shane] Thank you.

Bye.

[David] Thank you very much.

Bye.

[both laughing]

Uh, we were expecting a surprise.

This is our living room.

Now, that's a surprise.

The party's going to start soon.

[gasps]

Quick, we-- I hear something.

[gasps] What?

[radar pinging]

A celebration!

[gasps]

A birthday party is a celebration.

And it's coming from that drawer.

[loud dance music]

Chickens.Chickens?

Is it a birthday party?

Well, it's a celebration,

but no, it's not a birthday party.

[music stops]

You know chickens.

They'd celebrate the opening of a drawer.

[scoffs]Yeah.

[woman singing opera]

Do you hear that?Hear what?

That--

what about your supersensitive hearing?

Oh, yeah.

Maybe it only works when I go--

[radar pinging]

Ooh. I hear it now.

[woman singing]

Happy...birthday.

Happy birthday!

It's coming from the--

let's go.

[grunting]

[grunting]

Aha!

♪ This doesn't look like a birthday party. ♪

♪ No, it doesn't.

♪ Shane, you're singing. ♪

♪ Why are you singing?

♪ You are singing too.

♪ Happy birthday.

♪ Happy bir-r-r-r-rthday.

♪ Is this the birthday party? ♪

♪ Oh, no, oh, no, ♪

♪ this is not the birthday party. ♪

♪ This is not the birthday party. ♪

♪ How is this not the birthday party? ♪

♪ Birthday parties have cakes. ♪

[both] ♪ Birthday parties have cakes.

♪ Do you see any cakes?

[both] ♪ No!

[both sobbing]

[both] ♪ We don't see any cakes.

♪ Happy birthday.

♪ Happy birthday.

♪ If this isn't a birthday party, then ♪

[both] ♪ Why--

♪ Why,

♪ why are you singing--

[both] ♪ "Happy birthday"?

♪ Because this is the Happy Birthday ♪

♪ Opera. ♪

[both] ♪ Happy Birthday Opera. ♪

♪ Happy birthday.

♪ Op, op, op, op, op.

♪ Happy birthday.

♪ Op, op, op, op.

[both] ♪ Happy birthday.

♪ Happy birthday.

[both] ♪ Happy birthday.

[all singing opera]

♪ This is the opera room.

[both] ♪ This is the opera room.

♪ Oh, no.

♪ Oh, no.

♪ We must go.

♪ We must go.

♪ Would you please

♪ press Rewind?

♪ Please press Rewind...

♪ On your remote.

♪ Please, please, please, please. ♪

[both singing backwards]

♪

[sighs]

We're never going to get to that party.

Yes, we will, Shane.

Let's keep looking.

I don't know.

Hey, listen.

Listen, listen like the wind, David.

[whooshing air]

No, don't be the wind.

Listen like the wind.

Listen hard.

[radar pinging]

click-clack! click-clack! click-clack! click-clack!

I hear somebody playing paddle ball.

click-clack! click-clack! clack! clack! clack!

Sorry.

[gasps] Shane, look!

[gasps]

What is it?

It's--

[crinkling]

A streamer.

Streamers belong at birthday parties, don't they?

[crinkling]

Let's follow it.

Here--it's down there.

Up here and down there.

Across here. It's through there.

Oh, up here. Okay. Airplanes. Airplanes.

Airplanes and-- whoa!

All right.

Down here. Just follow it here.

[gasps]

It's this way. This way.

It's right next to the--

I've lost the trail.

[sobbing] I've lost the trail.

Don't worry, Shane.

Time to bring out my supersensitive smell.

Smell like the wind, David.

[David sniffing frantically]

Mmm.

What's that smell?

Oh, I smell you, and you smell nice.

[sniffing frantically]

Got it!

Got it. Shane, Shane, Shane.

Yes, yes, yes.

Right here. Up there.

Okay, now down, down, around, across.

And--and through this door!

The birthday party is through this door.

Hooray!

[man] Uh, David.

[knocking]

Come in.

What's the matter?

It's--it's locked.

It's locked? It's locked.

Keys. Have you got keys?

I don't have any keys.

There's no keys--keys.

Keys!

Do you have any keys?

Thank you.

[both panting]

Thank you!

Thank you!

[both laughing]

[together] Our living room!

Our living room?

What's going on?

[mysterious music]

Did somebody press the Celebration button?

[gasps]A cake!

[gasps] A cake!

[together] Hey, that looks like...

you.

[all] Surprise!

Are we in the surprise room again?

[all] Happy birthday,

Shane and David!

The party's for us?

[all shouting]

[both laughing]

[laughing]

Come and celebrate with us.

Yeah, you can press the Celebration button now.

Whoo!

[man] David and Shane go to a birthday party

for the very first time.

Party hats, fellas.

Perfect for when you want to act like a chicken.

And now dive into the delicious party food.

First on the party agenda: games.

A little hot potato, anybody?

[loud dance music]

How about sponge tennis?

Time for the birthday cake and birthday song.

[all] ♪ Happy Birthday.

[man] Blow out the candles.

Big breath, fellas.

Oh, lucky Puppet's on the scene to lend a hand.

Nice blowing, Puppet.

At last, time to cut the cake!

That's not enough pieces.

♪

[whooshing]

Whoa!

Nice cutting, fellas.

Don't forget to share it with your party guests.

♪

[munching]

Cake for everyone.

[munching]

It wouldn't be much of a party without dancing.

Everyone kick up your heels!

♪

Yes, yes!

♪

And now it's time for the guests to say good-bye.

A balloon for everyone.

[Mrs. Foil] Happy birthday.

Bye-bye.

[man] Bye-bye.

[Shane] Ho-ho!

[both laughing]

What a fantastic birthday.

Yeah.

[grunting]

Hey, thanks for cleaning up, Puppet.

No problem.

It was my pleasure.

Ooh, he's fast.

Thanks.

Very fast.

Shane? Yes?

I have something for you.

Do you? Yup.

A birthday present.A birthday present?

Yup, for you.For me?

Mm-hmm.

Guess what. What?

I got you something.

What? What? What?

This.

What is it?

Well, it's a birthday present.

[gasps] Birthday present.

Yes.

Hey, would you like a birthday present?

Thought so,

because Shane and I have one for you.

Look at this.

[both grunting]

You got it? You got it?

Yeah, I've got it.

Quickly, quickly.

Okay.

Yeah, I got it. I got it.

Let's try and put it through.

Ready? One, two.

Okay. Okay, ready?

One, two, three, go.

thump!

One, two, three, go.

Can't get it through the--

Push it! Push!

Oh, it's not gonna go.

It's not gonna go. I'm sorry.

It's not--

Wait!

Let's get it out of the box.

There we go.

Just put that away.

So is it your birthday?

Well, if it is...

[both] Happy birthday!

And if it isn't,

well, this is an early birthday present just for you.

Happy birthday for later.

Enjoy.

I'm going to open this present from you.

Shane, I've never seen anything like it.

But it's the best I've ever seen.

Well, I have no idea what this is,

but it's just what I always wanted.

Whoa. Is yours what you wanted?

Why don't you try it on?

What are we-- Try yours on.

Yes? Is that what--

Yeah.

No, it goes around your waist.

Around my waist. Yes, of course it does.

There we go. Look.

[both] Whoo-hoo!

Try yours on.

That's it, yes.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, you just turn it on like--

[clicks]

[whirring]

Go on, put yours on.

[clicks]

[whirring stops]

[clicks]

Oh, fantastic.

Happy birthday!

[whirring]