01x08 - I Pick a Fight!

[bunniefuu]

Damn it!

Ain't no way, bro!

This has to be

some kind of mistake.

Guys?

Why're you crying?

What the... huh?

It's your wedding, day!

I told myself

I wouldn't cry this time!

What?

Wedding?

I hope our first

grandchild is a girl.

Most of your life,

you've been an idiot...

We never imagined

we'd actually get

the chance to one

day be proud of you.

Hey, come on!

No more looking

at other girls...

Issei...

It's you?!

Rias...

You're like, so fetch!

Totes gorgeous.

I still can't believe

you're marrying that

twisted, sicko loser.

Are they serious...?

I'm marrying her?

Do you promise

to have and to hold...

When the hell did

all this get decided?

Although, I gotta say,

if I'm gonna marry anyone,

I could definitely do worse.

Plus... if we're

getting hitched,

that means we'll

be making babies.

And normally that starts

on the wedding night!

You ready, Issei...?

Come and get me.

You may now kiss the bride.

I get to kiss her?!

This is where your wet dream

ends, you little pervert.

Hey, I've heard

that voice before.

You have.

After all, I am inside you.

You, what?

Why ask a question when

you know the answer...?

I've been speaking

to you for a long time...

Perhaps my voice

never reached you

because you've been

too weak to hear me.

You're not making any

sense, voice in my head!

I merely wanted to

say hello to my partner,

the one I shall be

fighting alongside

from this moment forward.

Partner?

I still don't know who you are.

Quit being dramatic...

You know exactly who I am.

What's wrong with

you, man; you tired?

Yeah...

I had a weird dream

that kept me up

like almost the whole night.

If you're talking

about a wet dream,

start spilling right now!

Well, it wasn't.

Oh, no.

I'm sorry; I would've

helped had I known.

Although, now it makes more

sense why you slept in so late.

Oh yeah, hey,

I meant to thank you

for coming in to

wake me up this morning.

What?

Wait your morning

wake up call is Asia?!

Whoa.

We live together,

so it's no biggie...

I mean, dude...

We're in each other's

rooms all the time.

Issei's so funny!

He's always wandering in

accidentally while I'm changing!

sh*t.

Probl'y serves you

breakfast in bed, too!

What am I supposed to do, huh?

Her French toast rules!

Oh, stop...!

You're making me blush.

Why are all these hot girls

throwing themselves

at this guy?!

It doesn't make any sense;

it's like they haven't

seen his face.

My good man...

I don't think

it would hurt anything

if you spread

the wealth a little

and introduced us to one

or two of your ladies...

Oh, great one!

Do this for us!.

Only you have the power!

I don't know what

to tell you, man.

It's not like I can

say they're all devils.

If you set me up

with an introduction,

I swear you will be

rewarded accordingly.

Uh... Accordingly

like what exactly?

Well...

Tell me...

How does a VIP room sound?

We can work something out!

I do know someone who's

pretty... interesting.

You mean it?!

And we did talk about

meeting up today...

Oh sh*t!

And possibly having some

of my friends join us.

You the man!

So what's she like?

Well...

I'd definitely say a virgin...

...no doubt about that.

A virgin...?!

That's right, son!

Awesome.

Tell us her name.

Miltan.

Oh, hell yeah.

We've had lots of nip action,

but today might be the beev day.

So, tell me, how do you like

the ultra-VIP lounge

I discovered, Mister Hyodo?

It's literally the tits...

Whoa... Koneko?

Is she gonna strip, too...?

Oh, please turn around.

Please turn around.

Saving to cranial memory.

HD boobie backup complete!

She knows we're here...

This could be bad.

Hey guys... Are you all right?

What's up, Koneko...?

Fancy seeing you here.

Bout to wish you hadn't.

Owie.

This looks bad...

...just gimmie a second.

No need to rush, Asia.

I don't understand how

you can be such a boy.

What?

My friends invited me to go;

I didn't want to be rude.

I can help out...!

If it's that important

for you to see nudity...

Look at me!

No!!! Stop, Asia.

You've got me all wrong!

She's just trying to help...

You know all you have to do is

ask, and I'll show you anything.

What? Seriously?

Of course, you've

already seen me naked...

A lot.

Yeah...

But it's not like

it gets boring.

Oh! Issei!

I mean! No! I was just saying!

But... I'd rather see you naked!

I'm sorry, but

I really don't like it

when you're face

gets flirty like that.

Flirty like what?

This is just how my face looks.

Don't you think it's funny...

You know, the

reviews our clients give

about Issei are pretty positive.

They say stuff like,

"It was so fun"...

Or "I had a great

time with this guy!

Thanks for sending him to me!"

Yet, out of all of them,

he still hasn't gotten

a single pact signed.

Heh. Oh well.

At least he's really good

at hanging out, right?

As a devil, he's

a massive failure...

But, at the same time, the

clients seem to adore him...

No idea what to make

of it, but there ya go.

Interesting.

Still though, in his

own way, he's trying.

But that's not enough.

Considering what

happened with the familiars,

I'm afraid his inability to get

a pact might make him stumble

and lose confidence...

I must focus on him...

He needs me more

now than ever before.

Well, that is certainly

assertive of you, isn't it?

Is there a point

you're trying to make?

Just remarking that your style

is normally more laissez faire.

I find this commitment you have

to him fascinating, that's all.

Do you think there...

might be more to it?

Akeno, it's not a bad thing

to have my best friend

worry about me, but this

is my own problem.

And I am still the president

of this club... am I not?

Yes, President...

If you don't mind,

I'd like to head home now.

That's fine...

I'll just see you tomorrow then.

Well, I guess Koneko

officially hates me.

Oh man, why do I have

to be such an assh*le?

Hold on, I can't b*at myself up!

I mean, I'm gonna be

king of the harems one day!

I bet a quick bath'll

make me feel better.

Doh!

Crap! Why am I

screaming like a girl?

'Scuse me...

Sorry about my penis.

Um...

I'm so sorry...

I've... never seen...

a mans, um...

you know... thing before...

I'm all aflutter now...

I'm sorry.

No; it's my fault...

I wasn't paying attention

to what I was doing,

and I didn't realize

you were in here...

I'm the one's who's sorry.

Well... should we

make the most of it?

I'm not sure what

you mean by that...

I should stay?

I'm sure you've

heard it before...

They say taking a

bath together

can bring people

like a lot closer.

They do?

They do...

Yeah, by interacting during

a bath, you're supposed

to like, understand each

other or something.

What does she want

to understand?

Whether I'm a

shower or a grower?

I just want...

to understand you...

on a deeper level.

Besides, you like

seeing people naked,

and I could be one

of those people.

Oh no...!

Keep it together Issei...

Keep your crap together!

Listen, Asia...

Being naked together

is complicated...

I mean, if a dude gets

in the tub with you,

that might not be the best

time to get to know him.

Hey, Asia, I've got your towels;

I'm just gonna leave

them right here.

I am not a sex fiend;

I am not a perv...

That being said, I still need

to protect Asia from myself.

I might be living with her,

but dear Lord, keep me from

thinking about her naked.

Ow...!

What the hell was that for,

it wasn't even a real prayer!

I swear I was doing the whole

taking your name in vain thing.

A magic circle?

Rias?

It was an accident,

I kept my eyes

closed the whole time.

Wait. Is everything okay?

Issei...

Please...

You have to take me.

Pardon?

I need you to

take my virginity...

And I need you to do it now.

Okay...

This is happening...

She really wants her

first time to be with me...?

Pro'lly cuz I'm such a stud...!

Wait! Is this one of those

times I'm supposed to say no?

Am I not good enough...?

Do you not want to?

No, you're great!

You're amazing!

I've given this

a lot of thought,

and there's just no other way.

Whaddaya mean no other way?

Once it becomes known that I

am ruined, I'll finally be free.

You're seriously

lacking in most areas...

so I'm trusting

in your potential.

Uh...

Thank you for that, I guess.

Besides, what I want won't

take a lot of skill anyway.

Uh... this is kinda

sudden, yeah?

You, too...?

I mean, you're a virgin, right?

Uh huh.

Neither of us may have

much experience with it,

but I'm sure we'll figure

something out that works .

It's okay...

All you have to do is put

yours into mine, right there.

Let's start here...

I'm a little nervous

about it myself.

Yeah.

I guess I'm kinda, yeah.

I know I gave you

a time limit before,

but take as much

time as you want now.

Uhh...

I'm not sure if this

is a good idea.

Does that mean you're

choosing to deny me?

No, I... Rias!

I had a feeling

I'd get here too late.

Really, Rias, you're

here with this lowborn...?

You realize Sir Zechs is going

to be terribly

disappointed in you.

Um, who's Sir Zechs?

She means my older brother.

You have an older brother?

My virtue is mine

to do with as I please...

How is it wrong for me to

give it to whomever I want...?

And another thing!

I will not allow anyone

to call one of my honored

servants a lowborn...

I don't care if you're

my brother's queen or not.

Noted.

But... think...

You... are the

next head of Gremory.

Have some respect for yourself.

Pardon the interruption...

My name is Grayfia

and I am also in the service

of the Gremory family...

We'll get out of your way...

Now.

Yeah, okay.

Is every devil chick stupid hot?

I'm so sorry, Issei...

I haven't been in my

right mind tonight...

Let's just forget about this?

Sure thing.

Issei...?

You mean this is him?

Yes; he is my pawn.

The one who's bearing

the Boosted Gear

and is possessed by

the Dragon emperor...

...is this small boy?

Yeah, uh... tada.

I will listen to what you have

to say at my headquarters...

You won't mind

if Akeno joins us?

The Priestess of Thunder?

Of course I don't mind...

In fact, it's only

proper for a noble devil

to have her queen by her

side in times like these.

Forgive me for

putting you out... please.

Yeah, no problem...

Don't worry.

Then I suppose

I should excuse myself.

I still can't

get over last night

with Rias and

that Grayfia lady...

I wonder what

that was all about.

Rot in hell, traitor!

Sorry?

Isn't it a little early for

you guys to be so mad?

Imma k*ll you, bitch!

Miltan a girl like hell, son!.

I know Andre the Giant

when I see that sh*t dangle!

Not to mention he was

dressed up like a princess...!

He asked if we were magical!

Come on...

It's not my fault you

didn't want a piece'a that.

How you gonna try and

hook us up with a dude?!

He was having a party for guys

who dress like little girls...

Have you ever been in a room

full of magical princess tanks?

It's not pretty!

I never been so

scared in my life!

That was cold, jack...

We thought we were dead.

Why you gotta play us?

You threw us into some

twisted ass sh*t, man!!

Ain't right!

You're right; I think

something is bugging her.

If I had to guess, I'd say

it's House of Gremory drama.

You think Akeno might know

what's going on there?

She is her right hand lady, so

if anyone would, it's her.

What is it?

Well... There is one thing

I can think of that

would upset her...

And it's pretty bad news.

Sup?

Miss Grayfia.

Well, everyone's here...

Good...

My lady if you don't mind,

may I have your

permission to speak openly?

Let's hear her out...

Phoenix.

And Riser has arrived

in the human realm.

I've come all this

way to see you...

My beloved Rias.

Okay, who's this douche?

This gentleman is

Lord Riser Phoenix...

He is a pureblooded

devil of noble birth...

third heir in line to

the House of Phoenix.

And that means... what?

He is also fiancé to the next

head of the House of Gremory...

Fiancé to what...?

You're joking, right?

I am not...

Lady Rias has been engaged

to Lord Riser for

quite some time now.

They're getting married?!

Lovely...

the tea prepared by my

Rias' queen is most delicious.

Thank you for

the compliment, sir.

What a f*cking assh*le...!

No way twat face

is gonna marry Rias.

That's enough, Riser.

Let it go...

Why don't you understand...?

I have no intention

of ever marrying you.

But, my darling...

Riser believes your

family's circumstances

are still such that you

cannot afford to be so selfish.

I will not bring

my family to ruin...

I have no intention of denying

you your right to our name...

However, let me be clear,

my husband will be my choice.

Remember, it's imperative for

devils to remain pureblood...

We're still recovering our

numbers from the last w*r.

Both your father and

Sir Zechs decided on

this arrangement with

the future of devils in mind.

My father, my brother,

and my whole clan

made this decision because

they are in too great a rush.

For the final time...

Riser...

I will not marry you.

For the final time, Rias...

Riser bears the reputation

of the House of Phoenix...

Besmirching our good

name is unacceptable.

Hey!

Riser doesn't care if he has

to incinerate

everyone in this room...

You will return to

the underworld with me.

There's no need

for incineration.

My lady Rias, Lord Riser...

As you know, I am here

by order of Sir Zechs...

Which means...

There will be

no disruption of peace.

When told such an ominous thing

by one who is known

as the ultimate queen...

Even Riser can

become somewhat fearful.

My master anticipated

there would be

a conflict of some sort...

As such, he has

assigned me a last resort,

should communication break down.

Yes, of course he did...

Would you care to be

a little more specific?

If my lady insists on putting

her personal preferences

above those of her family...

She is to settle this via a

Rating Game with Lord Riser.

Wait, what's a rating game...?

That sounds familiar.

Oh yeah...

Sona mentioned something

like that before, didn't she?

It's a game noble devils

play with each other...

Long story short, they

and their servants compete

in battle to determine who wins.

Like the chess thing?

Exactly, it's the reason

we have individual powers

that are inspired by

what we call evil pieces...

In order to play

the Rating Game.

Okay, that's good to know.

Riser has played through

numerous Rating games,

and has scored

several wins for himself...

Unfortunately,

my inexperienced bride

has never even qualified

for an official game.

He knows only mature devils

are allowed to participate,

so it's not as if she's

had much opportunity.

So... you're saying

we're at a disadvantage?

We've got more to

worry about than that.

Rias, I have to ask...

is this adorable group the

extent of your servants?

They're all you have?

And so what if they are?

Riser has fifteen pieces...

In other words...

I have a complete set.

Fifteen...

And they're all hot as hell...

Damn it!

Issei hates him so much.

Why can't I be this guy!

My dear, why is your

servant looking at me

and weeping uncontrollably?

Because his dream

is to have a harem.

Ew, what a total barbarian.

Oh, is that so...?

Yubelluna...

Yes... my lord?

Damn!

No matter how long you live,

you'll never have what I do...

You're just a lower-class devil.

Shut up!.

Once I stop sucking

at this devil sh*t,

I'll get all the ladies I want,

you stupid Phoenix breath!

Or should I say Pee-nix breath!

How dare you...

It would be best if

you remember your place

when you speak to me.

Screw you!

The only person in this room

I need to impress is Rias!

Calm down, that's enough.

I don't give a sh*t

what you think of me!

Issei...?

We don't need to play

some damn game!.

I'll kick your ass

right here, right now!

Issei, no!

Mira.

What's she supposed to do?

She's tiny.

Oh no, he's hurt!

Issei!

I'm here.

Please talk to me,

are you all right?

I'm good...

Yeah...

Don't worry about me.

Ha...!

Imagine, the bearer of

the brutal Boosted Gear

being so unbelievably worthless.

What a tragedy for you, darling.

Grayfia...

Tell my brother I agree

to the Rating Game.

I will inform him immediately.

Riser...?

Believe me when I say

we will annihilate you!

I look forward to it, dear.

Riser will see you at the game.

Issei...

Now, Lesson Four!

Because you're a devil.

You're one of us now, Asia.

You should write it down.

Probably not a good idea.

I'm like a Sacred

Gear Super Freak!

You're a pervert.