02x04 - A Strong Enemy Appeared!

[bunniefuu]

[SAJI] A devil actually

put on a priest's clothes.

[IRINA] Not without kicking

and screaming about it.

Nothing will stand in

the way of me and my goal.

[XENOVIA] I think we'll be

more efficient in two groups.

Let's split up.

[ISSEI] Sounds

like a plan to me.

We'll take on the east.

[XENOVIA] Then Irina

and I will conduct

our search in the

west part of town.

If you see anything

at all, call the cell.

[ISSEI] Understood.

Oh. Wait,

before you go,

there's something important

I forgot to tell you.

[ISSEI] Okay.

[XENOVIA] We appreciate being

taken such good care of.

So, as thanks, you should know

the White Dragon has awakened.

[DDRAIG] I'm saying be careful.

You never know

when the White One

will decide to make an

unexpected appearance.

[KONEKO] Everything okay, Issei?

Yeah!

I'm fine.

Just trying to figure out

where we should go next.

[KIBA] Probably some

place without people.

Does that mean you

have something in mind?

[KIBA] Yeah, I think so.

This place?

[ISSEI] It's where we

defeated that stray devil,

Riser, isn't it?

You fought a stray devil?

[ISSEI] Yeah,

and he was a monster.

We couldn't tell if he

was a man or a devil.

It was wicked.

Kiba, hold on.

[ISSEI] Wait. Something's wrong.

Look!

Yahoo!

Clink!

[FREED] I forgot to

thank you earlier!

For what?

[SAJI] Is that the stray priest?

[ISSEI] You psychotic bastard!

Oh hi!

If it isn't the little

midget and friends!

[FREED] Ha ha! Whoops!

I mean "Little Lady!"

Forgive me.

You know, I was

really looking forward

to some good ol'

priest hunting tonight,

but all I found was a

bunch of devils in costumes.

[KONEKO]

Careful with that sword.

It's powerful.

[ISSEI] Right.

It feels familiar.

Like the one Irina was carrying.

It's an Excalibur!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[FREED] Oh my, my.

Four of you in one night?

I'm overwhelmed

by my own popularity.

[KIBA] Don't get too excited.

I'm your only opponent.

[ISSEI] Kiba!

Hi!

What's hysterical is

that no matter how many

brave little devils

sling themselves at me,

they are no match

for this sword.

Thank you for playing!

[FREED] Some have called the

Holy Sword of Heavenly Flashes

the "Excalibur Rapidly,"

but I don't.

I call it the

"Super Fast Sword"!

[ISSEI] Oh man!

He wasn't kidding!

It's moving faster than Kiba!

I guess that's why they say it

can seal away a knight's speed.

[KONEKO] Worst day ever.

[FREED] Aw! Feeling left out?

Don't worry!

There's plenty left

over for you, too!

[ISSEI] No thanks.

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[ISSEI] Damn it!

If there was some way

I could stop Freed,

I'd be able to transfer

more power to Kiba!

So wait.

You just need to

slow him down, right?

Line up!

What's happening?

[SAJI] You'll see!

Okay, Line, Go!

[SAJI] What'd you think?

It's called the Absorption Line!

Or you could call

it my Sacred Gear.

[ISSEI] You have

a Sacred Gear, too?

[SAJI] Hell yeah!

[ISSEI]

Frikkin' awesome!

And go!

Damn it! Damn! Damn it!

This must be another

one of those dragon sorts!

[ISSEI] Yours is

a dragon, too?

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[KONEKO] Calm down.

[ISSEI] No! Damn it, Koneko!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[FREED] What the hell?

Hold on, Issei!

[ISSEI] Heads up!

[DDRAIG] Transfer!

Yup, the dragon's awake.

And so is his power now!

This power that

I've been given is a gift.

I will use it gratefully!

What?

[KIBA] Get up!

[FREED] Why can't

I get this off?

[KIBA] Sword Birth!

[VALPER] Sword Birth, huh?

[KIBA] Who's there?

[VALPER] A Sacred Gear

that can exhibit

invincible power based

on the user's ability.

Oh Freed.

Looks like your

use of Holy Swords

could still use some

brushing up, couldn't it?

[FREED] Look!

It's Old Man Valper!

That must be the guy

Xenovia was talking about!

[KONEKO] He's the mastermind

behind the Holy Sword Project.

Valper Galilei!

[VALPER]

Hmph. The one and only.

[FREED] One and

only what, Old Man?

Make yourself useful

and get this

lizard tongue off me!

[VALPER] You need to

pour all your energy

into the blade of the sword.

Oh, is that all it takes?

One energy cocktail coming up!

Be careful,

you guys! This is bad!

[FREED] It's making sense now.

If I figure out the perfect way

to use the holy elements,

I'll continue to gain power.

I like this game.

[FREED] I have an idea.

Why don't you

all just stand there

and become prey for my sword!

You first!

[FREED] What the--?

Xenovia?

[IRINA] Yoohoo!

[SAJI] Irina?

What are you doing?

What? What do you mean?

You contacted me

so I came to help, duh!

We did?

Yeah.

Good to know you're

paying attention.

[XENOVIA] You're both traitors.

Hear me, Freed Sellzen,

and Valper Galilei.

I condemn your souls

in the name of our God!

How dare you say that!

Don't you ever croak

that disgusting name

in my presence again!

[VALPER] You're done.

All you had to

do was get rid

of those vermin from the

church who had snuck in.

Easy.

But there they are

with Holy Swords

and you're outnumbered.

Time to pull back.

[FREED] Aw, so soon?

Well. See ya!

Damn.

[XENOVIA] Let's go, Irina!

[ISSEI] Wait! I want to go, too!

[ISSEI] What's happening now?

Why're we stopped?

[RIAS] Goodness, what have

you gotten yourselves into?

[SAJI] Sona!

[ISSEI] Rias!

[RIAS] I'm sure this

will be a lively story.

I can't wait.

[SONA] Whenever you'd like to

start explaining, I'm ready.

[RIAS] I know we said

we wouldn't intervene

but I at least want to

know what's going on.

Therefore, Akeno and Tsubaki

will be keeping an eye on them.

[ISSEI] Wait, what?

[SONA] Saji!

Um, yes?

[SONA] You weren't

nearly as cautious

as you needed

to be back there.

Seriously. I'm disappointed.

I-- I'm so sorry.

Please forgive me.

[RIAS] Well, I'm guessing

Kiba isn't here

because he went to look for

that Valper, is that correct?

Yeah.

Along with Xenovia and Irina.

But I'm pretty sure

if something happens,

he'll let us know.

I wonder.

His head is so filled

with thoughts of revenge.

Plus I don't know that he

could call if he wanted to.

Damn.

[RIAS] Koneko.

Yeah?

[RIAS] Why did you ever

get involved with all this?

Because--I didn't want

Kiba to go away. Sorry.

Well, there's no use

dwelling on it now, is there?

I need you to be

mindful of your actions.

The choices you make will always

have an effect

on the rest of us.

You understand that, right?

[KONEKO] Yes.

[ISSEI] Yes.

I'm very sorry, Rias.

[KONEKO] Me too.

[smacking and

SAJI screaming]

[SONA] I think you

need more time

to reflect upon your actions!

I'm sorry, Sona!

I beg your forgiveness!

Not yet.

Not until you've had

a thousand spankings.

She's using her

powers to spank him?

No way!

What's Rias gonna do?

I'm screwed!

Issei. Koneko.

What? Yes?

[RIAS] What is

wrong with you kids?

All you do is make me worry.

How come they

get hugs over there

and I'm getting my ass beaten?

[SONA] That's them. This is us.

[ISSEI thinking] I'm so

glad I'm Rias's servant!

[RIAS] All right. Issei.

I need you to bend over please.

[ISSEI] What?

I thought you were

going to forgive us!

That's not how it works.

A master is responsible for

disciplining her servants.

You, too, will

be punished

with a thousand spankings.

What? A thousand?

That's right.

Give me your bottom, Issei!

Wait just a

moment, Rias.

Issei is not the only

person at fault here.

So please.

I think I should be punished

with half of the spankings.

Are you serious?

Okay, then. Koneko.

Get ready for your spankings.

[KONEKO] Yes, ma'am.

[ISSEI] Wait, Rias, please!

Forgive dat ass; don't spank it!

[ISSEI] This whole

thing was my stupid idea,

so just punish me.

I don't think Koneko deserves

to get what I should get at all.

You're wrong.

Rias!

Please, take it out on my

butt as much as you want.

I'm begging you!

[RIAS] Move out

of the way, Issei.

[ISSEI] Oh, come on!

Are you ready?

Here I go.

Ready. Thank you.

Go ahead.

[RIAS] Okay, all done, Koneko.

That's right.

It's commendable for

you to have reflected

on your actions in

the way you've done.

So this is the

punishment I've decided

to give you in response

to your choice today.

I-- I don't

know what to say.

Thank you.

Classic Rias Gremory!

She can be firm

but kind, too.

[RIAS] Now, it's

your turn next, Issei.

Right on! Go!

All right, I'm going

to do the rest now.

Wait, like

all the rest?

Koneko took your place

for one out of a thousand;

you should be grateful.

You only have nine hundred

and ninety-nine left!

Nine hundred and

ninety-nine spankings?

[smacking and screaming]

[ISSEI] I'm sorry!

[ISSEI] I think you

put my ass in a coma.

Welcome home, you guys!

[ASIA] You must be exhausted

after working so late.

I'll start getting

dinner ready right away.

Any requests?

[ISSEI] Just a question.

Do you realize

what you're wearing?

Oh, yeah.

Some of the girls

at school suggested it.

[ASIA] They said the best way

to help a guy feel better

after a tough day is to

wear things like this.

[ISSEI] It was that four-eyed

pervy wench, wasn't it?

[RIAS] Impressive!

It's simple,

yet quite effective!

[RIAS] Well done.

You are going to become a

wickedly sexy devil one day.

I'm proud of you.

[ASIA] But, um,

what if I don't want

to be sexy or wicked?

Yeah.

Then you probably want

to go change, right?

I mean, what's gonna

happen if Mom sees you?

[MOTHER] Oh! I am just

living for these outfits!

Welcome home.

[ISSEI] She didn't

know how to wear it!

Of course not!

That's why I

helped her, Goofy!

Mother?

I'd like to wear one, too!

Just like Asia.

Wonderful!

I've got plenty.

Let's find one for you!

[RIAS] If you'll excuse me.

Oh, by the way?

Yeah?

You were very close

to out doing me here.

You should be proud of yourself.

[ASIA] Thank you!

What just happened?

Nothing's making sense today.

[ASIA] Issei?

So you don't like

what I'm wearing, or--?

[ISSEI] What? No!

I mean, yes! I do.

You look amazing and

I should've said so earlier.

Also?

If those punks from the

church show up again;

I've got your back.

I don't want you to have

to deal with that crap anymore.

At least not without

me by your side.

[ASIA] Thank you, Issei.

So you know, I don't

regret becoming a devil.

I won't ever forget

my faith or love of God,

but I realized that

making this change

has introduced me to

something even more precious.

Meeting Rias,

our club members,

other friends from school,

your amazing mother and father

who have been so kind, and you.

That's something I know is

real and moves me every day.

[ASIA] I want us all to

stay here together forever.

I don't want to

be alone anymore!

[ISSEI thinking] Apron!

Aprons don't have backs!

Which means she is totally

hanging out right now!

[ISSEI] Hands! Don't do it!

It's like they've

got a mind of their own!

[RIAS] Issei?

Nothing!

It's just a one-sided hug! See?

What do you think?

I can't think!

[RIAS] It's already pretty late,

so let's just make

it quick and easy.

[ASIA] 'Kay!

It's almost like you have

two wives, isn't it?

[ISSEI] Two half naked

babes cooking in the kitchen.

Dad is going to freak!

[FREED] Found

you, little girl!

[FREED] You can

run all you want,

but it seems

you're all alone now.

So, who's

gonna save you?

Oh yes,

the Excalibur Mimic.

Don't wanna leave

without that, now do I?

Let me go,

you pathetic traitor.

[FREED] What to

do with pretty you?

[KOKABIEL] That's enough.

[KOKABIEL] Keep her alive.

Even if she's small fry,

we still have use for her.

[ISSEI thinking]

I guess that's it--

if no one's heard from

Kiba since last night.

Looks like we've got

a snoozer loser situation

on our hands, brah!

You don't need

to be that close to me!

[MATSUDA and MOTOHAMA]

So. Are you worried

about whose titties

you're going to grab first?

Do you need our help?

Akeno or Rias?

Rias or Akeno?

Who's it gonna be?

I don't need

help with that.

I think about it all the time.

Wanna know?

Yes! Tell us!

[ISSEI] Rias's are

definitely firmer.

Akeno's are soft, but they

have a great shape to them.

Of course, I prefer the

way Rias's look overall.

But Akeno's got

this perfect slope

that curves upwards

with a perky tip.

Perky?

Hot!

[ISSEI] Now if you're

just grabbing with hands,

Akeno's are the way to go,

but Rias for everything else.

Damn it, son.

You better watch

out you don't get

clocked by some

jealous brothers out here!

That includes us!

We're the jealous

brothers, too, man.

Listen close,

my friends.

When you're grabbing boobs,

you're grabbing life.

Damn! That's church!

Your words burn

deep into my soul!

[ASIA] Are you sure?

[ISSEI] So does that

mean Kiba contacted you?

[AKENO] Nope. Not even one time.

Good news is, the two he's

with are pretty skilled.

I figure they could at

least take on a stray priest

if they run into one.

So um-- I'm really sorry

if I made things worse.

[AKENO] You didn't.

But we couldn't sit around

waiting for him to contact us.

We had to act.

[AKENO] We sent our familiars

to search around town for us.

[ISSEI] Irina!

[AKENO] We found one.

[ISSEI] Asia!

Can you hear me?

What happened to you?

Where are Kiba and Xenovia?

I don't know.

They got away.

[ISSEI] Got away from what?

I let them down.

I was too slow.

[ASIA] Try not to push yourself!

I couldn't get away.

He was too strong.

Who's 'he?'

Please be careful.

Irina!

[ISSEI] Hey guys.

[RIAS] Thank you so

much for coming, Sona.

[SONA] Of course.

I came right after

I received your message.

The damage is

pretty bad, isn't it?

[ASIA] Um, yeah.

Twilight Healing

isn't strong enough

to restore consumed stamina.

[SONA] It's okay.

I have the equipment

to treat her at my house.

Tsubaki?

[TSUBAKI] Right.

[SONA] I'll leave her with you.

[TSUBAKI] Understood.

[ISSEI] So does that mean Kiba

and Xenovia are okay for now?

[ASIA] Yeah.

[SAJI] So how's your rear doing?

[ISSEI] Actually fine

after Asia's treatment.

Sorry you had to

go through all that.

My bad.

It's cool, but what

the hell happened, man?

[ISSEI] We just got here,

too, so I have no idea.

What's this in my chest?

No way!

[FREED] Well, well, well, would

ya lookie what we have here!

If it isn't the

"We All Took The Bait" Club!

Welcome, all of you.

So many damn devils!

[ISSEI] Thought it was you!

[SAJI] Figures!

Asia Argento.

The traitor nun who gave

her soul to the devils.

How much do you love

your new life as Devil Scum?

Shut up! You lay one

hand on her, I'll do it!

[FREED] Whoa whoa whoa! Hold on!

Don't blaze the

messenger, all right!

Someone wants

to talk to you, Red.

[RIAS] Which someone?

Heh heh... My boss!

Fallen angel.

[AKENO] And he has ten wings.

He's of the leader class.

[KOKABIEL] It's a

pleasure to meet you,

daughter of the

House of Gremory.

I am Kokabiel.

The pleasure

is all mine, I'm sure.

And please, call me Rias.

So you're the leader

of the dark angels?

It's nice to put a

face with the name.

Your crimson hair is

quite breath-taking.

Just as lovely as the

Scarlet haired Devil King.

Even the facial

expressions are similar.

That is absolutely nauseating.

[RIAS] Thank you.

Is there something

you'd like to discuss

with me or are you just here

to review my appearance?

Not that I'm rushing you.

It's nice to see a

leader so close-up.

[KOKABIEL] I'm thinking I'd

like to do a little damage

while I'm here starting

with this institution

and moving on to

the rest of the town.

[RIAS] Why would you

want to harm our school?

[KOKABIEL] I figure if I do,

Sir Zechs will have to

emerge to help out his sister.

[KOKABIEL] What do you think?

If you choose to do that,

then you will be

starting the w*r

between God, the fallen angels,

and the devils all over again.

[KOKABIEL]

Hahaha!

Better than what I got

after stealing the Excaliburs:

I thought for certain

Michael would come after me,

but all I got were

some amateur exorcists

and two pathetic

Holy Sword users.

[KOKABIEL] Honestly.

It was disappointing.

[AKENO] So wait,

that was your goal?

You actually want

to start a w*r?

[KOKABIEL] Yes. Yes!

After the first three-way

w*r ended, I was so bored!

There was nothing to do!

[KOKABIEL] Azazel and

Shemhazai were being

so passive about when

the next one would start.

[ISSEI] Wait a sec.

I know those names, but how?

That's right.

Raynare; she mentioned

those two before.

[RIAS] Azazel.

He's the General Governor

of all fallen angels.

[ISSEI] Sounds like

a good guy to know.

[KOKABIEL] Not only is

Azazel busy being distracted

by impending wars, he's also

spent time collecting

something called

The Sacred Gears.

He always gets completely

immersed in his collections.

[ISSEI] So stealing

the Holy Swords

wasn't enough for you guys?

Now you need Sacred Gears, too?

No need to generalize.

Also, I have no interest

in your Boosted Gear.

I realize that it might

be a useful w*apon,

but I've got what I need.

Azazel might want it.

I'm sure he'd love to add a

devil's toy to his collection.

[ISSEI] Like I would

just hand it over to him!

[KOKABIEL]

Fallen angels, God, devils--

we are just barely in

a state of equilibrium.

Which means

I can start the w*r

at any time with

my own two hands!

[RIAS] You're a

complete w*r maniac.

[KOKABIEL] Obviously!

Why do you think

I'm using devils this time?

I've got you, Rias Gremory--

Lucifer's little sister.

Then I also have Sona

Sitri--Leviathan's sister.

I have no doubt that there is

an abundance of

power hanging over

the school the

two of you attend.

It'll make the perfect w*r zone.

I know I will

enjoy it immensely.

That's insane!

Yeah, if by 'insane' you

mean totally 'effed up!

[FREED]

Hahahaha!

Don't you just love it

when he lets his

psychotic side shine?

I'm starting to get

excited about w*r, too!

And look!

I even have toys

to bring to the party!

[KONEKO] Holy Swords.

[ISSEI] Does that mean all the

swords he has are Excaliburs?

[AKENO]

That's what it looks like.

[SAJI] sh*t-balls.

The fun part is

that every one of them

is in hyper state

and ready to be used.

Who's your daddy?

[chuckles]

And I scored this

Holy Sword of Mimicry,

Excalibur Mimic!

[FREED] It was a gift from that

sweet little girl in pigtails.

[KOKABIEL]

Oh, don't act so surprised.

What do you say, dear little

sister of the Devil King?

Nice day for a w*r, isn't it?

Everyone! Leave now!

I can't see

where he went!

[KONEKO] I saw him go that way.

They're headed

toward the academy.

[ISSEI] They're gonna

destroy the entire school.

[SONA] Guys.

They said that they were

going to start at the academy,

but it probably

won't be ending there.

[RIAS] True.

[ISSEI] Now what?

No telling what

he'll do exactly.

But it would be very easy

for a fallen angel of

that class to wipe us out.

Like the whole town?

[ISSEI] This is bullshit.

Don't f*ck with me,

you fallen angel dicks!

Try it and I swear, it'll be

the last thing you ever do!

It's time.

We need to make our

way toward the school.

[ISSEI] On it!

[sinister laughter]

[VALPER] This'll be fun.

I can't wait!

[VALPER] Today is the day all

my dreams finally come true.

[ISSEI] Yo, Issei here!

We're starting our fight

with Kokabiel without Kiba!

Come on, guys!

It's time to protect

the whole town!

Next time, "Decisive

Battle at Kuoh Academy!"

Move forward, Mush Melons!