02x07 - Summer! Bathing Suits! I'm in Trouble!

[bunniefuu]

[AZAZEL] My name is Azazel.

And I'm the head

of the Fallen Angels.

[ISSEI] Oh, that's right!

This has to be the same guy!

What do you want?

[AZAZEL] After what

happened with Kokabiel,

I just thought I'd drop by.

[AZAZEL] That and

one other thing.

I also happen to have

a special interest

in that Boosted Gear of yours.

It looks like Albion did

some good work, didn't he?

[ISSEI] What do you mean?

The White Dragon?

Unfortunately, I wasn't

able to be as present

as I'd liked so

I had someone else

take care of it in my stead.

I must say, I was

impressed with how well

he followed

directions this time.

[ISSEI] Oh, I see.

So it's your fault.

You're the reason I wasn't

able to suck Rias's boobs.

You destroyed my dreams!

[AZAZEL ] Did I really?

I'm so sorry.

[ISSEI] You have no idea how

close I was to a boobsickle.

I hope someone

drops a house on you.

[AZAZEL] Okay, I get it.

You'll never be able

to defeat someone like Kokabiel

with the amount

of power you have.

It really doesn't

matter how hard you try.

And another thing.

Because of the recent events,

the leaders of the Fallen

Angels, Angels, and Devils

have decided to hold a summit.

[ISSEI] No way! When?

I'm absolutely livid.

The Governor-General

of the Fallen Angels

has infiltrated my territory

and interfered with my business.

And on top of that,

he's attempting to make advances

towards my prized servant.

He deserves to

die a thousand deaths!

That bad, huh?

So, uh, are there really going

to be a bunch of

leaders meeting here?

There are.

It's absolutely true.

I received confirmation earlier.

We're going to

need to make a plan

and discuss what will

happen in the future.

Any thoughts on the matter?

I still can't

believe this happened.

All relationships

have been changed.

Nothing's the same

between anyone.

Devils, angels,

or fallen angels.

[RIAS] That's why a meeting

of this sort happening

so suddenly could quite frankly

make things more complicated.

I honestly can't help but

wonder what's really going on.

I do have a theory, however.

Has to do with Azazel.

Let me guess.

You think he could be after

my Boosted Gear, don't you?

[RIAS] No matter what,

it's going to be okay.

[RIAS] I will do everything

in my power to protect you.

[XENOVIA] Good morning.

[ASIA] Hi! How are

you doing today?

[RIAS] Good morning, Xenovia.

[ISSEI] Hey what's up?

From the look of things,

I'd say you're getting

used to living out here.

[XENOVIA] Yeah.

The place Rias prepared

for me is quite comfortable.

I'm adjusting well.

[RIAS] This whole area is

supported by the devils,

so it's going to be a

very safe environment.

[ISSEI] Gross!

What is that crap?

[AKENO] It hasn't been

used since last year.

[ISSEI] We have

to clean all of this?

[XENOVIA] How does

it make sense for our club

to have to clean

the swimming pool?

[RIAS] It's actually the

student council's job,

but we've taken it over.

We thought taking

on this responsibility

would be a great way

to thank them for all the help

they gave us with Kokabiel.

On the plus side,

after we finish cleaning it,

the pool will be ours to use

as often as we like for

a least a little while.

No way! We have a pool?

[thinking] Pools mean swimsuits.

If Rias and the

others want to swim,

they will be wearing

teeny tiny swimsuits!

Yes! I love cleaning pools!

I live for it!

Raise your hand

if you can't wait!

Raise two hands

if you're just trying

to be a pervert.

What do you say

we blow their minds

with how clean the

Occult Research Club

can make the school pool!

[GROUP] Yeah!

[ISSEI] G-strings

and Tittie Slings!

[KIBA] Hey Issei.

[KIBA] So, listen.

I want you to know that if

anyone tries to hurt you,

I will destroy them.

Okay, that's random.

[KIBA] I know it seems that way,

but I was waiting to find a time

when we were alone to tell you.

You definitely did

a good job just now.

[thinking] Isn't that

something you should be saying

to some helpless hot

chick who can't fight?

Not to like, another dude?

You saved

my life, remember?

If I can't return the service,

then I can't call myself

a Knight of the

House of Gremory.

[ISSEI thinking] We're in a

locker room and I'm shirtless.

Just sayin'.

[ISSEI] Cool. Well, good talk.

I gotta go!

[KIBA] Wait! Issei!

[ISSEI] What the hell?

I thought Akeno sucked

all that crap out?

[DDRAIG] Remember

that time I told you

to be careful of strong power?

[ISSEI] What?

[DDRAIG] If you keep

coming into contact

with someone of a higher class,

like the Governor-General of the

Fallen Angels for instance,

it'll happen even if

you don't consent to it.

Power cancels out power.

I didn't realize you

meant that kind of power.

I promise to be more

careful from now on.

Hey Asia,

were you able

to finish the

homework for forth hour?

Sure did.

So how do you

think you did on it?

I don't know.

There were a lot of phrases

I couldn't identify.

Well, it was a tough

one so don't feel bad.

I'm better with numbers.

Word problems are

too complicated.

No big deal.

I'll just stay up late tonight

and go over all of it again.

I know God will be

right there beside you

to offer strength

and knowledge.

Thanks.

You're right. Amen.

Amen.

You two better hurry

up and get changed.

[ASIA] Yes, miss. I'm sorry!

[KIBA] Rias! Come quick!

We need help! It's Issei!

[RIAS] Why? What's

the matter with him?

[RIAS] Not much we can

do about it, I'm afraid.

Akeno will have to suck the

energy from your arm again.

[ISSEI] You really don't mind?

[AKENO] I'm making an exception

for such an adorable

underclassman.

[ISSEI] Thank you very much!

[RIAS thinking]

Why is this upsetting me?

[moaning and sucking noises]

You look so hot when

you're being pleasured.

I'm just dying to know

what you'd look

like writhing in pain.

And what's that

supposed to mean?

[AKENO] Nothing.

Don't you want to

get naked with me?

Say what?

What do you say

we just keep this

between you and me?

Asia and Rias don't need

to know our secrets, right?

Doesn't it turn

you on to know

that no matter what we do

in here, no one will see?

I wonder what it

would feel like

to have my body devoured

by a hot younger guy.

I bet we could learn

a lot from each other.

Yeah. Maybe we could.

I dunno.

I know.

You want me to

be in control.

[ISSEI thinking]

What am I doing?

Is this even allowed? sh*t.

I'd probably lose my man

card if I ran away.

Maybe it's fine.

I'm a g*dd*mn man, aren't I?

Which one of you

would like to explain?

[ISSEI] Wasn't me!

[chuckles] I wanted

to make sure

the dragon energy

was evenly distributed.

Yet, somehow

I don't believe you.

Issei, tell me the truth.

Uh. What do you

mean by that?

I mean, did you

get the chance to know

your big sister in the

way you always wanted to?

All I know is my face

hurts right now.

Well, it's none

of my business.

[ISSEI] No no no! Rias, wait!

Was that not the

sweetest thing?

She got jealous!

You okay, Issei?

Huh?

I'm so glad

our relationship

is starting to go in

a better direction.

[ISSEI] Whoa! That's so awesome!

All right,

feel free to swim

until your heart's

content! Ready, Issei?

Yeah?

[RIAS] What do you

think of my new swimsuit?

[ISSEI] It's the most

epic suit I've ever seen!

[AKENO] Oh my, this is really

getting to you, isn't it Rias?

It's adorable how bad

you want to impress

Issei with that outfit.

And I suppose

you're only wearing yours

to show off for yourself?

Sure.

Jiminy!

Those are two of the

hottest bods I've ever seen!

[ASIA] Hi, Issei!

I decided to change

into my swimsuit, too!

[ISSEI] Sweet!

Aw, Asia, you look great!

I'm so proud! Damn.

[ASIA] You have no idea

how happy that makes me!

[ISSEI] Koneko, you look

even more like the

mascot than usual!

Gotta say, it's definitely

working for you!

I honestly have no

response to that.

Better to have the perv's

approval than not, I guess.

By the way,

where's Xenovia?

She was having a little

trouble putting on

her swimsuit and told

me to go on without her.

Oh?

Issei.

Would you mind doing me a favor?

Kay.

Okay, ready?

Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick.

[ASIA] You can do it, Koneko!

[ISSEI thinking]

Weird.

I never expected Koneko

to not be able to swim.

Man, if this were Rias or Akeno.

[RIAS] Kick, kick, kick, kick!

[AKENO] Kick, kick, kick, kick!

[ISSEI thinking] I could

so get behind that sh*t!

[KONEKO] Hey, um, Issei?

[ISSEI]

Uh, yeah?

I'm, uh, sorry that you had

to help me learn how to swim.

Don't worry about it.

Helping a little girl learn

to swim is super fun, too.

[ISSEI thinking] Crap,

she's gonna punch me!

[KONEKO] You are

unexpectedly kind, Issei.

Especially for a pervert.

Yeah.

I can't tell if you're giving me

a compliment or just hating.

I mean, I want to help out

some of the underclassmen, too.

I'm a nice guy.

[ISSEI] All the

problems I end up

causing are honestly accidental.

[ISSEI] Whoa!

[RIAS] To put it simply, a

strong rival has appeared.

[AKENO] There's no

stopping a heart in love.

[RIAS] Even if

we're best friends,

I refuse to ever

lose to you, Akeno.

[AKENO] Let's do this

fair and square, Rias.

[ISSEI] Whoa, the

big sisters are at it!

All right, time

for a closer look!

Boosted Gear!

[DDRAIG] Transfer!

[ISSEI thinknig] If I transfer

power to both my eyes,

my vision will be powered up!

Now this is exactly what

my Boosted Gear

should be used for.

I gotta save this

to the Gentleman

Folder inside my brain.

Hey, out the way, Kiba!

Correct me if I'm wrong,

but weren't you

supposed to help Asia

with her swimming next?

[ISSEI] Here we go; kick,

kick, kick, kick, kick, kick...

[KONEKO] You can do it, Asia.

Hey wai--

I hope I didn't piss

those guys off too much.

[RIAS] Issei?

Would you help me

rub lotion on my back?

Omigod yes

please thank you!

[ISSEI thinking]

This is the best day ever.

[RIAS] That feels great.

[RIAS] Would you like to

rub some on my chest, too?

[echoing] Would you like to

rub some on my chest, too?

On my chest.

[ISSEI thinking] "Rub lotion

on my chest" are officially

the most beautiful words I've

ever heard in my entire life!

[RIAS] Is that a no?

[ISSEI] No! I want to!

It's cool?

[RIAS] Of course it is!

I know how passionate you are

about touching women's breasts.

[ISSEI] They're only my most

favorite things in the world!

[RIAS] Then make sure you

do a thorough job on mine.

[ISSEI] It's weird but

kinda cool how bossy

she's been about me

touching her lately.

[AKENO] Whatcha doin?

Is she the only

one who gets a back rub?

[ISSEI] You scared

the crap out of me.

Akeno, that was

highly inappropriate!

He hasn't finished with me yet!

[ISSEI] Rias! You're out!

They're out!

I have a good idea.

Why don't you hand Issei

over to me for a while?

[RIAS] Ridiculous!

I will never

give him away

and I'm asking you one

more time to back off!

[AKENO] Tell me

something, Issei.

[ISSEI] Okay?

Were you able to suck

on Rias's breasts?

No, I couldn't.

I never got the chance.

Oh dear,

that's just too bad.

Tell you what,

you can suck mine instead

as long as you want.

[ISSEI thinking] I'm in trouble.

Akeno, I don't know

what's gotten into you,

but you are out of control.

[AKENO] I am not.

But if you're refusing

to back down

then I'm fighting to win.

I'm not giving

Issei to you!

You won't even let me

play with him a little?

I don't know why

you would want to,

considering the fact

that you hate men.

You're one to talk.

You said all men looked the same

and you couldn't

possibly be interested.

What the hell's

going on today?

The way a devil family

shows affection

is just a little too much

for me to handle.

[XENOVIA]

What are you doing here?

[ISSEI] Xenovia?

Where have you been?

We thought we lost you.

It's the first

swimsuit I've ever had,

so it took some

time to figure it out.

Do you think it looks okay?

You've never been

swimming before?

Is it because you

were born in a church?

[XENOVIA] No, I've just

never been interested

in recreational activities.

[ISSEI] Still. It's

just two pieces of fabric.

You're right-- I did

figure it out a while ago.

Truth is I was

doing some thinking.

[ISSEI] This can't be good.

Just hear me out, okay?

I have an important matter

I'd like to discuss.

Okay? But first.

What's with the dramatic tone?

[XENOVIA]

That's just my voice. Listen.

I would like you to

make a baby with me.

You never

gave me an answer.

I want to make a baby with you.

[ISSEI] Why?

[XENOVIA] It used

to be that serving God

was my only dream--

my every reason for living.

But now things have changed

and that dream is dead.

I've already approached Rias

for her thoughts on the matter.

Devils have desires,

grant desires,

give desires, and hope for

desires without obligation.

We get to live

the life that we want.

[XENOVIA] So...

[ISSEI thinking] sh*t.

[XENOVIA] I decided the

life I want right now

is the womanly life

I never thought I would have.

To create life inside of me.

[ISSEI] Yeah. Life. Great.

[XENOVIA] As I was watching

you fight Kokabiel,

I noticed your latent powers.

I decided they

are worth looking at.

Also, you have taken

on the aura of a dragon.

I want my child to have that.

They should have unique,

strong, and powerful genes.

But I'm not the only one

who can give that to you!

So it must be fate

that we are here alone together.

It has to be God's will.

Okay, let's hurry.

These things take

a few months to grow.

I apologize that I don't

have any experience with men.

I will need to follow your

lead while we intercourse.

[ISSEI] Wait!

[XENOVIA] Touch me, please.

[ISSEI] Huh?

You can do

anything you want

as long as I end up with

your seed inside of me.

Issei! What is

going on in here?

[ISSEI screams]

[AKENO] Uh oh. Sorry, Xenovia.

That's not going to work.

I already claimed Issei's

virginity so I get to go first.

Issei, you're so mean!

Why didn't you tell me

that's what you wanted?

I would've done it!

Looks like you're

in for a bumpy night.

It's time to make a baby.

Let's go. We don't have all day.

Do you even understand

what you're saying?

You want to make a baby?

That's insane!

You can't just force

your eggs on someone!

[ISSEI screams]

[RIAS] Seriously.

I swear I will never understand

your perversion, Issei.

It's not perverted.

He was just trying

to make a baby with me.

It's a beautiful thing.

I was not!

You were forcing eggs!

[SIR ZECHS]

This looks like a good time.

Is there some sort

of event going on?

[RIAS] What are you doing here?

Whoa! It's The Devil King.

[ASIA thinknig]

This is the Devil King?

Mister Sir Zechs?

Lucifer? Rias's brother?

[SIR ZECHS]

You must be Asia Argento.

[ASIA] Yes, sir.

I've been told that you

are an excellent Bishop,

and that you're taking

very good care of our Rias.

[ASIA] Really? Wow!

Don't look so nervous, my dear.

I'm merely here to conduct

some private business matters.

[ASIA] Right.

What private business?

It's very good to meet you.

I've heard so much.

I'm Xenovia.

Pleasure to meet you,

Miss Xenovia.

I didn't believe

my ears at first

when I heard the Durandal

user had joined my sister.

What a beautiful and intelligent

decision you've made.

[XENOVIA] I do wonder

if I didn't think over

my decision to become

a devil long enough.

I still sometimes

regret what I did.

I mean, what was

it that made me

want to change

in the first place?

Was I just desperate?

Did I even have a choice, or--?

It's nice that there are those

in my sister's family

that make her laugh.

Xenovia.

I'd like to ask you to support

the House of Gremory

as part of Rias' family.

I guess I have no choice

if the Devil King

commands it so.

I promise to do

my very best, sir.

It will be an honor

and a pleasure.

[SIR ZECHS] Thank you.

And you have yet to tell me

what you're doing here exactly.

[SIR ZECHS]

You honestly don't know?

Isn't it almost

time for Open House?

What? No way! You can't!

If you mean that I can't wait

to see my little sister

in action at school,

then you're absolutely right.

Was it you, Grayfia?

Did you tell him? Be honest.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Father will be here, too.

You can't just leave like that.

You have work to do.

You're the Devil King.

You have responsibilities.

[SIR ZECHS] No, actually

this counts as work, too.

[gasps]

[SIR ZECHS] Your school seems

like it would be a lovely place.

We were thinking we might want

to hold the leaders'

summit there.

Of all the places.

Are you serious?

[SIR ZECHS] I'm glad to

hear that my little sister

hasn't inconvenienced you.

[MOTHER] Oh no,

Rias is such a lovely girl.

Clean. Eats her veggies. Lovely.

[FATHER] Oh yes, she's

a wonderful young lady

but I have no idea what's

she's doing with Issei.

All right, come on

and have another drink!

[SIR ZECHS] If you insist.

[FATHER] Hahaha!

You're a good drinker!

It's whatever, Dad.

Hang out with the Devil King.

It's okay.

He doesn't even know

he's talking to Lucifer.

Issei.

What were you thinking?

Why did you say he

could stay at your house?

[ISSEI] I was being polite.

Besides, he said he'd

find a hotel tomorrow.

Ugh... So humiliating.

[ISSEI thinking]

Rias gets humiliated?

[RIAS] What?

You can't be serious!

Are you trying to tell me

I can't sleep with Issei?

[SIR ZECHS]

Sorry, but I'd like to talk

with him as we

fall asleep tonight.

Surely I can borrow

him for just one evening.

[ISSEI thinking]

So her very own brother

doesn't care that

we sleep together?

Rias!

Tell me you'll be okay.

Do you think you can even

fall sleep all by yourself?

Can you ever survive

without me by your side

because I don't think

I'll get a wink of sleep

without you there.

[GRAYFIA] Come now, my lady.

It's time for us to go.

Yes, I'm coming.

Thank you, Grayfia.

Rest well, gentlemen.

Yeah, uh,

good night, ladies.

Good night, Issei.

And sweet dreams.

Yeah, sweet dreams

to you, too, Rias.

[ASIA] Issei.

Unfortunately,

I will also be sleeping

in my own room tonight.

[ISSEI] Oh, right.

Good night, Asia.

And good night

to you, Issei!

[ISSEI thinking] Weird.

What do I feel so guilty for?

[ISSEI] Man.

I'm so sorry.

[SIR ZECHS]

For what?

[ISSEI] For making the Devil

King sleep in a place like this.

[SIR ZECHS chuckles]

Actually, I'd like to thank you.

In our world,

it's unthinkable to be treated

as a normal guest in a home.

I'm enjoying the change.

Thank you.

You've been a wonderful host.

I actually feel

more comfortable here

than I would at a hotel.

[ISSEI thinking]

How is this real life?

[SIR ZECHS] Also,

I don't think I've ever seen

Rias have so much fun,

even in Hades.

It's all thanks to you.

Nah. It's not like

I've done anything.

[SIR ZECHS] Issei?

Yeah?

I'm counting on you to

take care of Rias for me.

[ISSEI]

Of course, sir!

I mean, I have to.

I'm her pawn. It's my job.

Unless she doesn't need me

then I stay out of her way.

I appreciate it.

Also, I never asked, but is

it okay that I call you Issei?

Yeah!

It would be weird to

be called anything else.

All right then, Issei,

it's only fair that I ask you

to call me by my name, too.

You're also welcome

to call me "Big Brother."

[ISSEI] Wow. Yeah.

I don't know about all that.

Honestly, I've gotten so used

to calling you Sir Zechs

that I might forget.

[SIR ZECHS]

Let's go with that, then.

Oh, and by the way,

my sources tell me that you've

met our mysterious Azazel.

[ISSEI] Yeah.

I'm guessing he's

probably trying

to get in on some

Boosted Gear action.

[SIR ZECHS]

You might be right.

He does seem to

be very interested

in the Sacred Gears as of late.

But he's not a

w*r-lover like Kokabiel.

Besides, in the previous w*r,

the fallen angels were

the first side to withdraw.

[SIR ZECHS] It has

been said that Azazel

punished Kokabiel

by freezing him solid.

So what does he

want with me?

You don't think he wants me

to be his servant, do you?

What's gonna happen

if he brainwashes me?

What am I supposed to do?

He won't do that.

I promise you have

nothing to worry about.

Wow. Thanks for looking

out for me, man.

Sure.

It's not every day

that a legendary dragon

joins the ranks of the devils,

and there's something

else I wanted to ask you.

It seems that

you have a strong

appreciation for large

breasts on a woman?

Huh?

Oh yes, sir, I love

them more than air!

Well, even though

I'm her brother,

I can acknowledge that Rias

has a very attractive set.

Agreed!

I think Rias, I mean,

my Master's boobs

are the best there is!

Nothing else can compare!

[SIR ZECHS] Might I speak

hypothetically for a moment?

[ISSEI] Yes, sir!

Have you ever wondered

what might happen

if you were to

transfer your power.

What if somehow

the Boosted Gear

found its way to

Rias' breasts?

Just something

to think about.

I'm mostly joking.

Don't read too much into it.

Sleep well.

[ISSEI thinking] Using my

Boosted Gear on Rias's knockers.

Why didn't I didn't

think of that before?

So much valuable

time has been wasted!

[thinking] Would they

get even bigger?

Could those beautiful

mounds become rounder?

Will the firmness or shine

become even brighter?

I can't think about this!

It's too much!

It's not gonna happen!

I can't even deal!

Thinking of those things makes

at least one of my

heads want to explode!

[ISSEI] No more. I'll go insane.

[ISSEI thinking] So much

for not thinking about it.

I hardly slept at all.

Dude, though,

transferring the Gift

to her breasts is a k*ller idea.

That Devil King knows what's up.

Why didn't I think of

it in the first place?

I'm showing my

brother around today,

so I will likely

be late for school.

I'll see you two again

at the Open House.

Take care, and

good luck in class.

Thank you. Goodbye!

[SIR ZECHS]

Grayfia, what do you say

we be proper tourists today?

[GRAYFIA]

After we complete our tasks.

[RIAS] This is the worst.

[ISSEI] Xenovia's late, I guess?

[ASIA] She said she was

going to stay up studying.

Poor thing.

I bet it was a long night.

I'll see if she's feeling okay.

You go ahead, Issei.

[ISSEI] Okay.

[thinking]

I'm glad Asia and Xenovia

are getting along so well.

Makes my life easier.

[FEMALE STUDENT -]

Good morning!

[STUDENTS] Morning!

[ISSEI thinking] Damn.

It's been so long since

I've come to school by myself.

[thinking] When I first got

here I was an unpopular nobody.

But now I come to school

every day surrounded by hotties.

Talk about climbing

the social ladder.

sh*t! What's going on?

[ISSEI] Who's that?

[VALI] You don't remember?

This is the second

time we've met here.

[ISSEI] It is?

[VALI] You're Issei Hyodo,

the Welsh Dragon.

Red Dragon Emperor.

[VALI] I am Vali.

White Dragon Emperor,

but you can call me

the Vanishing Dragon.

[ISSEI] Yo, Issei here!

It's time for our school's

Open House!

Rias's older brother,

and even

the student council president's

older sister are coming.

And there's a huge

commotion while we're there!

Hope it's all right!

Next time, "Open House Begins!"

I'll cherish those

pretty pillows!