02x09 - I Have a Junior!

[bunniefuu]

[ISSEI] In here?

[ASIA] That's where

the other Bishop is?

[RIAS] Last night,

my brother insisted

for me to release the seal,

and allow the Bishop

to leave this area.

I'm not sure why, but the

Bishop refused the offer.

So this one's

literally a shut-in.

Such a shame really,

considering the child used to

be the largest earner we had.

No way!

You can't be serious!

With special contracts.

The Bishop used a

computer to make them.

Which means the

power this Bishop had

must have been

fairly dangerous

if it needed to

be locked away.

And the seal

has been broken.

All right, let's see

how this goes.

[high-pitched scream]

[ISSEI] What the hell?

[RIAS] Hello.

I'm glad to see

you're looking well.

[GASPER] I don't

understand what's going on!

[RIAS] The seal has been broken.

So you're free to come

home with us now, okay?

[GASPER] No, I don't

want to ever leave here!

The outside is too scary!

[ISSEI] What?

She's just a little girl!

And look!

She looks a lot like Asia.

Does that mean all Bishops

have to be pretty

blondes or something?

[ISSEI] Hey! What's so funny?

[RIAS] The child is a boy.

[ISSEI] Eh?

[ISSEI] Uh, wait.

What did you say?

[RIAS] I realize he

may look like a girl.

But he is most

definitely a little boy.

[AKENO] As you've noticed,

he does like to dress

up like a girl, though.

[RIAS] Everyone say

hello to Gasper Bloody.

The other Bishop

in my household.

He's a first year student, here.

And before I had the honor

of turning him into a devil,

this little guy was actually

half human-half vampire.

[ASIA] What?

He's a real vampire?

[ISSEI] As in a bloodsucker?

You're kidding?

[ISSEI] He's not a girl?

What the hell?

Oh, God, why have

you forsaken me?

[ASIA] Technically, I think

you're the one who forsake.

[ISSEI] You look way too hot

in chick's clothes, dude.

And plus, if you

don't go anywhere,

who are you dressing for?

Um. I-- For me, I guess.

I just think these clothes

are cuter, that's all.

Don't pull that

adorable bullshit on me!

[ISSEI] When I first saw you,

it was like a dream

of two beautiful blond bombshell

Bishops had come true.

He's all those things,

too, you know;

he's just a boy.

Hey, Gasper.

Why don't you come with

us outside, now? Okay?

I don't wanna;

please don't make me!

Come on, dude, let's go;

you heard the lady.

[ISSEI] What?

[GASPER] I'm sorry,

I made you mad, didn't I?

Please don't hit me;

oh please; I didn't mean it!

Was that just me,

or did you guys feel

something weird, too?

I did, and I'm pretty

sure he's behind it.

It looks like the

Forbidden Balor View to me.

[AKENO] Also known as The Evil

Eye that Stops the World.

It's Gasper's Sacred Gear.

[KONEKO] When he

gets too excited,

he can stop whatever

he happens to be looking

at in that moment for

a certain amount of time.

[AKENO] Unfortunately, Gasper

couldn't control his power,

so Sir Zechs decided

that he should be

sealed away here as

a precautionary measure.

[RIAS] On top of that,

his ability seems to grow

stronger unconsciously,

so there's a distinct

possibility it could

become a Balance Breaker.

What? Isn't that good?

[GASPER] I don't

like it when you guys

talk about me like I'm not here.

Why can't you just ignore

that I'm alive like normal!

[ASIA] How'd he get there?

Wow man, you are

not very good at hiding.

Come out!

[GASPER] Leave me alone!

I'm not hiding;

I'd just rather be

a Gasper-in-a-box

than be around you all!

So I take it he's shy.

Um, Rias.

I think it's about

time for us to go.

Yes, you're right.

If you'll excuse us,

Akeno and I must

leave to go to a meeting

about getting ready

for the leaders' summit.

Kiba?

Yes, how can I help?

[RIAS] My brother said he wants

to know more about

your Balance Breaker.

I'd like for you to join us,

as long as you're free, that is.

Yes, I'm free.

Wonderful, thank you.

Now, everyone else, I'd like you

to take over Gasper's

training until we get back.

How are we

supposed to do that?

[GASPER] No!

[XENOVIA] Do you

call this running?

If you don't move

those legs faster,

you'll wind up

Durandal's next victim.

[ISSEI] It just looks like

she's a vampire hunter.

I don't understand

why you have to

be so mean to me.

[XENOVIA] A healthy mind

lives in a healthy body.

Trust me, you won't think

I'm so mean when

you're stronger.

[ISSEI] Well, at least

Xenovia looks like

she's having a good time.

[ASIA] Yeah, that's true.

It seems like she really

enjoys yelling at people.

I can't do this anymore!

What you say doesn't matter

if my legs won't work!

[KONEKO] Gasper.

You'll feel better

immediately if you eat this.

No way!

You trying to k*ll me?

[KONEKO] This is

no time to be picky.

Come on, you can wash

it down with Holy Water.

[ASIA] Koneko seems to be

having fun training, too.

[ISSEI] Who knew she'd ever

care enough to tease someone?

Oh. Hey guys. Having fun?

Saji. What's up?

Heard Rias finally

released her dangerous Bishop,

so I wanted to check things out.

[SAJI] Another pretty blond?

Pretty but still

a dude, man.

[SAJI] A dude? Oh, why?

Why have I been forsaken so?

Yeah, right?

Believe me.

I know exactly

how you feel, Saji.

[AZAZEL] Well.

Don't tell me the

households of the Devil Kings

have all come out

to play together

because that would

be just too sweet.

Do you know

who he is, Issei?

Ah! Hello

there, Devil Boy.

Oh, sorry. I mean

Red Dragon Emperor.

You're looking well.

Hi, Azazel!

[SAJI] Whoa,

wait a minute, Issei.

That's Azazel?

Yeah, that's him.

I should know; I've met the

douche nozzle plenty of times.

You could come

at me all at once,

but that would

still end in failure.

Even low-ranking devils

such as yourselves

realize that much.

[ISSEI]

What do you want?

I figured I should

stop by to pay a visit.

Is that Holy

Devil Sword guy here?

[ISSEI] No,

Kiba's not here.

Word to the wise; you better

leave him the hell alone!

[DDRAIG] Boost!

[AZAZEL] Always the

feisty one, aren't you?

So, no Holy Sword

Devil guy, huh?

Boring! Hey, you,

adorable vampire!

[AZAZEL] Forbidden

Balor View, huh?

You know, this type of

Sacred Gear can wind up

extremely dangerous if the

user's capacity is too low.

And let me guess,

you've got the Black Dragon

Pulse, Absorption Line, right?

[AZAZEL] During practice,

you should get that one

to connect with the

vampire so he can take away

all that extra power

no one can control.

You're welcome in advance.

Take away power?

You mean, I can do that?

[AZAZEL] Don't tell

me you didn't know!

Your Sacred Gear has the power

of the Evil Black Dragon King.

Otherwise known

as Prison Dragon,

it scatters the power

of whatever it comes

into contact with.

Of course, attaching

itself to something else

for a short period of

time is another perk.

This thing is more

badass than I thought.

Although, actually,

there is a faster

and simpler way to go about it.

He can drink the

Red Dragon Emperor's blood.

Hope you don't mean me,

because I don't

do vampire bites.

[AZAZEL] Don't get mad at me.

He's the vampire.

The blood thing is best,

but I'm sure you

guys can figure it out.

Hold on a sec!

I wanna know why you

hid your real identity

when you first contacted me.

[AZAZEL] Oh, right.

That's just

kind of my thing.

[XENOVIA] So he's

the Governor-General

of the fallen angels?

I do not understand him.

Here we go!

'Kay. I'm ready.

All right,

then have at it!

[SAJI] Whoa, did

he just disappear?

[ISSEI] That's not how

this was supposed to work;

his goal was just

to stop the ball,

but he stopped us, too.

[KONEKO] Guess who was

about to run away again.

[GASPER] I'm sorry;

I didn't mean to.

This training would be

fairly difficult for anyone.

And his power isn't

helping much, either.

It's too strong

for his own good.

Poor guy.

Saji, do you think

you could take away

a little more from him?

Absolutely.

Awesome.

Thanks for helping us out, man.

Don't worry about it.

I mean, hey,

I'm the one who's got

to learn how to use

a new power, right?

True.

But I wonder why

Azazel helped us.

And what about that blood thing.

Ugh, the whole idea of

it just freaks me out.

Me too!

I hate blood so much!

[ISSEI] You what?

How does that work?

You're a vampire.

[GASPER] I can't help it!

The smell of blood

makes me wanna puke.

I hate that stuff!

You're like the

worst vampire ever.

Why are you so

mean to me, Koneko?

Wow, that whine

is k*lling my brain.

[RIAS] Gasper, please come out.

I want you to know

I never wanted you in here.

Hey, I'm sorry about this.

The last thing I wanted

to do was bug you

in the middle of

your big meeting.

No, don't worry.

It means a lot to me

that you're all working

so hard and want

the best for him.

[GASPER] I can't leave.

It's too scary out there!

I feel like we're just

making things worse, though.

Well, to be honest,

knowing Gasper's background,

there's only so much we can do.

How come?

Gasper's father

is a vampire

from a well-known and

distinguished family.

However, his mother

is a mere human.

Vampires are even more concerned

with pedigree than devils.

As a result,

Gasper was discriminated

against by everyone,

including his own family.

And sadly, when it

came to the human world,

he was treated like a monster.

Of course, that's all on

top of his power to stop time.

A power he didn't have

the ability to control.

He wasn't just feared;

he was loathed.

A person can't know

what happens to them

when they've been frozen.

Naturally, nobody wants

to be near someone

with that kind of power.

I get it, now.

Sounds like Gasper and Asia have

a lot in common, don't they?

[RIAS] Yes, they do.

And like her, we know

he would never use

that power to do anything bad.

[GASPER] I wish

I couldn't do it.

I wish everyone wouldn't stop.

Then, they wouldn't

be so scared of me.

I hate it as much

as everyone else.

My friends freeze right

in front of my face,

and there's nothing

I can do about

what I'm making happen.

[RIAS] What kind

of king am I to him?

Don't say that!

Listen Rias, I can

take care of this.

You can count on me!

Thank you, Issei.

This is so huge!

Finally, there's someone around

younger than me who's a guy!

And I gotta keep it that way!

I guess that's true.

All right, I'll let

you take care of it.

I got this in the bag!

[ISSEI] All right,

Gasper. It's on.

I'm not moving from this spot

until you get your

ass out of there.

Oh yes, I understand.

Of course, of course.

I'll be one hundred

percent fine; I promise.

All right, well then

I wish you good luck! Bye.

That was Issei.

He said he won't be

able to come home tonight.

So it's a test

of endurance

until Gasper finally

comes out, huh?

I know this is

the way he wants it,

but I still feel bad

leaving Issei to deal

with Gasper all by himself.

Really? 'Cause

I don't at all.

Well, our options

are limited;

what could we possibly

do to help him?

[XENOVIA] Sorry.

I'm even borrowing

your bathroom.

[KONEKO] I apologize for

having to be included, too.

[ASIA] It's better than just

talking for a long time outside.

[XENOVIA] But why did you want

to discuss this in the bathroom?

[ASIA] I heard someone

talking once about

what they called a

"bare-all relationship."

[XENOVIA] Oh?

I've never heard of that before.

[KONEKO] It's a little off,

but I suppose it's

not technically wrong.

[XENOVIA] I see.

So we can deepen our friendship

while discussing what

to do about Gasper.

We'd k*ll two birds

with one stone.

[ASIA] That's right!

[XENOVIA] I sweat a

lot chasing after Gasper,

so I'm glad we have

the chance to take a bath.

Xenovia and

Koneko, I have to say

I'm impressed with how

hard you both worked.

[XENOVIA] No, that's nothing

compared to Issei's enthusiasm.

What's really

impressive to me

is that he's still working hard

all by himself

for Gasper's sake.

[KONEKO] I guess

no one can ever say

hat Issei doesn't care

a lot about his friends.

[XENOVIA] I'm beginning

to understand that.

Especially because

the only reason I'm able

to be with you guys

in the first place is due

to Issei wanting to

save his friend Kiba.

[KONEKO] He really

is a good person,

except for that

whole pervert thing.

[ASIA] Speaking of Gasper,

I'm confused

because I thought vampires

could only be active at night,

but Gasper seemed perfectly

fine to me, you know?

[KONEKO] It seems

Gaspie has the blood

of the Daywalker

vampires in him,

so that conveniently

explains that.

[XENOVIA] As I thought.

I had actually figured

as much already myself.

What's a Daywalker vampire?

[XENOVIA] A special

type of vampire,

one who's resistant to the sun.

Yeah.

He doesn't necessarily

like the sun,

but it doesn't seem to

impede his movements, either.

[ASIA] Oh yeah,

I guess that makes sense.

So I've been thinking about

what we could do for Gasper.

[XENOVIA] Me too.

And, the biggest problem right

now is his extreme misanthropy.

Having him run

from place to place

isn't technically training.

[KONEKO] That's true.

That is the first thing.

[ASIA] Um...

[XENOVIA] What is it?

Did you think of

something, Asia?

No.

That's not what I was

just thinking about.

I kinda realized I'm not very

good around people at first,

either, so I think

I understand how he must feel.

[ASIA] I'm okay on

the phone in general,

but when it comes

to face to face,

and I can't tell you why,

I still get completely nervous.

Face to face, huh?

[ISSEI] Hey. Are you scared?

I mean of your Sacred Gear,

and us for that matter.

I've got a dragon in me.

He's supposed to be the

strongest one in the world, too.

It can be frightening.

And every time

I use that power.

I feel like, well,

like a part of me

is turning into something else.

It's scary as hell.

But I refuse to

let fear stop me.

[GASPER] But don't you worry

about the things

you care about most?

You might lose them

all because of your power.

I don't understand how you can

keep going without

any doubts like that.

Well, I'm kinda stupid,

so I might not get

the whole picture.

It's just--

[GASPER] Just what?

I've seen Rias cry.

I never want to again.

[ISSEI] My friends had

been defeated one by one,

and in the end,

I was the only one left.

But I wasn't in great shape.

[ISSEI] I honestly

don't remember much of it,

except for Rias's tears.

I think they've been b*rned

into my heart forever.

That was the hardest thing

I've ever had to watch.

[GASPER] Oh. I've heard

about that fight.

I'm sorry.

I was locked in

here when it happened.

[ISSEI] I don't blame you, man,

but things'll be different

from now on, right?

[GASPER] Maybe.

If I'm there, though,

I'll only bother

everyone anyway.

[ISSEI] You don't bother me.

Not even a little.

[GASPER] Huh?

[ISSEI] You're like

my little brother,

even though you've

been a devil longer.

But what's most important

is that you're my friend.

You mean it?

You bet I do.

Help me out.

Lend me your power

so we can support Rias,

and I promise,

if anything scares you,

I'll blow that sucker away!

I dunno.

What about

drinking my blood?

You wanna see if that works?

What if he's right?

If it works, you might be

able to control your power more.

No, it's too scary!

I don't like drinking

blood from living things.

It takes everything

I've got just to drink blood

from transfusions

every once in a while.

Besides, I'm already

terrified of this stupid power.

If it somehow got worse,

I don't think I could handle it.

It's too much.

[ISSEI] Wow,

is it really that bad?

Weird, right?

Because I'm totally

jealous of what you can do.

What?

You're really jealous of me?

Being able to stop time

would be amazing as hell!

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Imagine all the girls' skirts

I'd be able to peek under!

So much panty time!

On top of that,

I could freeze Rias

and play big ol' boobie

bonanza whenever I wanted!

And don't forget about Akeno;

I'd have a full-on

nipple-palooza with her!

Imagination blue balls!

Sorry. I'm a perv.

[GASPER] That's true.

But you're a nice perv.

No one's said they were

jealous of me before.

You even have a

good reason for it.

I don't know why,

but it makes me feel better.

Yeah, well, uh--

It's funny.

You're jealous of

something I've believed

for my entire life

that I needed to hate.

[ISSEI] You fool!

You and I are the

bearers of Sacred Gears,

Gasper, and we will

never escape this fate!

It's time for you to

learn to accept your path.

That is, unless

you want to be afraid

for the rest of your life!

Believe it or not.

I have a goal with the

Red Dragon Emperor's power.

There has to be

a way I can use it

to boost Rias's boobs!

Her meat loaves will be

like nothing ever seen before!

Oh, I think

you're amazing, Issei!

You bear this

legendary power,

but instead of being afraid

of that responsibility,

you're ignorantly positive! Wow.

I wish I could be more

blinded to reality like that!

It's like your

depraved carnal desires

somehow give you this

unbelievable courage!

Oh, stop, you.

You're making me blush, man.

Y'know, I'm not sure why,

but finding out you can be brave

makes me feel

kinda courageous, too!

Thanks, that's

cool of you to say.

If you like that, then get this.

In an epic twist of fate,

my right hand

has actually groped

both of Rias's breasts!

What? Both of them, really?

That's amazing.

So did she hit you,

or like, did she

ask you to do it?

You wanna know

something completely insane.

The idea of boosting her

boobs came from Sir Zechs.

[GASPER] I bet his

power could even twist

the possibilities of Longinus,

a man who stabbed God himself!

He really does care

about the greater good;

our Devil King is the best!

I know.

He's a pimp, and I

plan on following him

for the rest of my life.

[KIBA] Look at you two.

Nice work, Issei.

[ISSEI] Hey! Welcome back.

And Gasper,

you seem to be

quite a bit more

comfortable now.

Dude, perfect timing!

While talking to

Gasper, I've come up

with a kick-ass

team-play by the boys

of the House of Gremory

that you are gonna love!

Oh yeah?

Sounds like a good

time to me; I'm in.

[ISSEI] Get this:

I'll transfer my stored power

to Gasper, and then,

Gasper will stop time!

All right, cool!

And after that?

This is the best part.

After the girls get frozen,

I'm gonna grope them like crazy!

Okay, if that's the case,

then you're not technically

going to need me, are you?

[ISSEI] Are you serious?

Of course I will.

While I'm pervving out,

we might get att*cked.

You're gonna have to use

your Balance Breaker

to protect me!

eah.

This is the perfect team-play.

Now, listen, Issei.

Normally, you know I would do

practically anything for you.

But you might want to think

about how this would

affect us in the long run.

[ISSEI] You shut up, Kiba!

And don't look at me

like I'm some freak!

It's easy for you!

No one's ever told you

that just making eye contact

with them was creepy!

And you!

You're back inside the box.

How come? What's that about!

Oh. I'm sorry.

If I'm talking to people,

I just feel better in here.

But hey, don't

take it personally.

I didn't close the top, right?

No, but that doesn't

really make it not weird.

Gasper, you know

that it's time

to get over these fears.

You're not sealed away any more.

Yeah. I know.

[XENOVIA] How nice.

You all seem to

be getting along.

[KIBA] Hey.

[ISSEI] What's going on?

Why are you three here?

And why all together?

Well, after leaving, and

after talking about it,

we decided to do what we could

to help take care

of Gasper, as well.

And then,

we brainstormed

several different ideas

that might help him

deal with his life better.

You all want to help me?

Of course, you're our

precious companion, too.

Thank you, Koneko!

[KONEKO] These are for you.

Aaaaaaah!!!

No! It's garlic!

You like that?

[GASPER] Maybe. I feel calmer.

I think I do like it.

[KIBA] Uh, what

just happened here?

[KONEKO] It was Asia's idea,

and it was a good one.

Yeah? You really

came up with that?

Well, not exactly.

I know I'm not especially good

at talking to people

face to face, either.

But on the phone,

I seem to handle things okay.

I just mentioned to

them that as long as

my face wasn't seen,

other people seemed

to be a lot easier to deal with.

[XENOVIA] That's when

I remembered I had these.

Then I thought,

"What if we put

something over his head?"

Why are you still

carrying these around?

[GASPER] How is it?

Does it make me look cool?

[KIBA] It has an

indescribable impact, Gasper.

[XENOVIA] Yeah, he's right.

Indescribable impact

like the fear one has

when walking down an alley.

In the dark and alone.

[GASPER] This is fun.

I like it a lot!

]]You know.

You seem to be pretty

amazing yourself right now.

[GASPER] You think?

Oh, I wonder if wearing this

will help me get a better

reputation as a vampire!

[ISSEI thinking]

Somehow, I doubt that.

[GASPER] Thank you

so much, guys.

You're the best!

[ISSEI] Would've been cool if

Gasper could've come to class.

But I guess he can't

wearing a paper bag.

[ASIA] I think it's just

gonna take him a little time.

Hey, guys.

Hi, ladies;

what's going on?

It's good to see you.

[RIAS] Perfect timing, as usual.

So Issei.

I've been looking for you to see

if you might possibly come

with me somewhere

after school today.

You want me?

[ISSEI] Isn't a

shrine like going

to an away game for a devil?

[AKENO] Hello, Issei.

Thanks for coming.

[ISSEI] Hey, Akeno!

Please forgive me.

I apologize for the

sudden invitation.

[ISSEI] Oh, no problem.

Where's the President?

[AKENO] Right now,

she's finishing up

her last meeting with Sir Zechs.

She'll be here

right after that's over.

[ISSEI] So, does that mean you

didn't have to be there, too?

No, I did not;

I had another job

with a certain someone.

Yeah? Like who?

[ISSEI] I think

I have to stop here.

[AKENO] Don't worry;

we'll be fine

in this place even

if we are devils.

After all, we have a bit

of a special agreement

behind the scenes.

[ISSEI] Go figure there'd be

such a cool shrine

in a place like this.

After its

previous god left,

it remained

unoccupied for a while.

Then, Rias managed to find a way

to get a hold of

this place for me.

[VOICE] So this is

the Red Dragon Emperor?

[ISSEI] Hey! Who's there?

[VOICE] Issei Hyodo.

It's nice to meet you.

[ISSEI] That dude

totally has gold wings.

[MICHAEL] I am Michael.

Otherwise known as

the Chief of the Angels.

[ISSEI] Yo, Issei here!

The leaders of the three-way

deadlock are gathering?

During that time, I found

out about Akeno's past,

and there seem to be a lot of

different ups and downs!

Next time,

"Various three-way deadlocks!"

Bend it like Breasthams!