04x01 - That's Right, Let's Go to Kyoto

[bunniefuu]

[AKENO]

Issei, I want you.

Akeno? Um...

[ISSEI whimpers]

[AKENO] I can't believe

you'd abandon me

just so you can go

gallivanting all over Kyoto.

Come on! It wasn't my idea.

I'm going for a

school trip, you know?

I do, but that's two entire days

I won't be able to

get my hands on you.

Really.

And so, that's why I'm going

to fill up on you now.

Fill what up?

[AKENO]

You're so funny.

I meant I want to experience

your manly essence.

And in turn, I want to feel

your hands all over me.

Yeah, that sounds amazing,

but we shouldn't

since you're a senior.

[AKENDO] There's no such

thing as seniors or juniors

in the boudoir. There's only

a man and a woman.

[gasps] I happen to be a man.

--[AKENO gasps]

--[RIAS] Akeno?

What the hell is

going on in here?

[AKENO]

Oh my, what's this?

It looks as though our bicycle

is in danger of

becoming a tricycle.

--[AKENO giggles]

--[ISSEI] President!

You seem to be having a hard

time controlling yourself.

I'm not the only one having

a hard time right now. Right?

--[AKENO giggles]

--[ISSEI gasps]

[KONEKO] Yo, stop hogging

all the man meat.

Hold up, when did you get here?

Issei, let's use

my healing sage arts

to get you back

to full capacity.

[ISSEI]

Huh?

Wow. You, too?

[ASIA]

Oh, no!

It looks like once again

I'm the odd woman out.

Well, no more!

--I want in!

--[ISSEI grunts]

[ASIA] Tonight, I'm gonna be

the one to sleep with Issei

if it's the last thing I do!

[AKENO] As if, I've already

called dibs on him!

[KONEKO]

His healing comes first.

[ISSEI thinking]

I've heard of using pillows

to smother

someone before,

but this--this is the kind of

pillow-death I can get behind!

Jeez. Why can't

any of you subs

learn to listen

to your master's orders?

[ALL]

Because Issei is ours.

[ISSEI chuckles]

No!

If anything,

he belongs to me!

--[ISSEI gasping]

--[RIAS yelling] line: %

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[KIRYUU]

It looks like we'll have to do

most of the sightseeing

on the second day.

So what do you guys wanna see?

Kiyomizu Temple.

Oh, what about that

shiny golden temple place?

Oh! You mean Kinkakuji.

I remember 'cause

it sounds like "kinky."

[MATSUDA] Yo, I'm psyched

we're gonna be touring it up

with the hottest

shorties in our class.

Of course, that's only

if you don't count

that fugly she-perv, Kiryuu.

Kinda pisses me off

that it's all 'cause

of this bro right here.

[ISSEI] Thanks for

the sort-of-compliment,

but here's a newsflash

for you:

Even if our tour groups

are the same

we're still in totally

separate hotel rooms.

Oh come on, as if

we weren't aware!

Check out the booby backlog

that I've been

saving for this trip!

[MATSUDA chuckles]

[ISSEI]

For real?!

Hey, lame brains.

Unfortunately, we need

your opinions, too.

Lay off woman, we got serious

dude business to take care of.

[KIRYUU] Ew, is that

what you call it?

[MATSUDA]

You ain't got no business...

[KONEKO] Can I borrow you

for a minute, perv?

You wanna heal me and junk?

In here?

Yes.

I need to treat you as much

as I can before you leave.

The only way to recover

the life force you lost

from using the

Juggernaut Drive

is through regular

sage arts healing sessions,

and I'm worried

we'll lose progress

with you being gone

for two whole days.

[ISSEI] I guess

that makes sense, but...

There are too many

people at your house,

so it can be rather

difficult for me

to focus on

healing you properly.

We'll have to do it here.

[gasps]

Akeno kindly let me

borrow some of her clothes.

[KANEKO] They help me

send my focused chi

to you more effectively.

[whimpers]

[ISSEI excited]

My body is ready!

How does it feel?

Is it helping?

[ISSEI]

Yeah. It feels awesome.

There's another thing

we can try as well.

Um... it's called Bedroom Arts.

Hold up, can you please

define "bedroom arts."

Like bumpin' uglies

for your health?

You really wanna do

that with me, Koneko?

You can't tell me a perv

like you wouldn't be interested.

It would help you recover.

If you say so.

--[WOMAN clears throat]

--[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI]

President?

While I understand the sage arts

are a necessary evil

needed to heal Issei,

I'll have to ask you to refrain

from doing the deed

on school grounds.

Also, I wanted to tell you

that my family

is having a gathering.

We'll be stopping by

the Gremory house to say hello.

Since you're leaving

for Kyoto shortly,

we'll go before your trip.

[IRINA] I never thought an

angel would visit the mansion

of an upper-class devil.

I am beyond honored!

[VENERANA] Well, the

pleasure is all ours, dear.

[LORD GREMORY]

So, Rossweisse,

you're interested in

our educational system?

Yes! In fact, I was hoping

to open a Norse magic school

in the Gremory domain

in the near future.

I do think it'd be

very interesting

to try and raise

a few Valkyrie devils.

[LORD GREMORY laughs]

[LORD GREMORY] As head

of the Gremory household,

that sounds like a

fascinating endeavor.

Speaking of school,

doesn't your class

have a trip

coming up soon, Issei?

Yep! We're all hitting up Kyoto.

[VENERANA] Of course, Rias went

on that same trip last year.

She brought us back

some pickled vegetables

that were simply divine.

[ISSEI] I could score

you some veggies!

[VENERANA]

I was just making conversation,

but that's a sweet offer.

Though I hear their

melon balls are amazing.

[ISSEI chuckles]

[gasps]

[ISSEI clears throat]

[LORD GREMORY]

Oh, yes. Did I mention

Sir Zechs is in

the residential suite?

[RIAS]

My brother's here?

[RIAS]

Hey, Zechs.

How'd you know?

[RIAS]

Father told us. How are you?

I hope well.

So good to see you.

[ZECHS] There was no need to

go out of your way to see me,

but thanks.

This is a nice surprise!

If it isn't the Ruin Princess

herself and the Red Dragon.

[RIAS] Sairaorg! I wish

you would have told me

you were stopping

in for a visit.

[SIR ZECHS]

Good news is

he was kind enough

to bring along

some of that famous fruit

from the Bael domain.

Also, we used this opportunity

to discuss the details

of the Rating Game

you and he will be

participating in.

Outside of the usual

field rule requirements,

Sairaorg has also

requested to remove

any complicated rules of battle

within the Rating Game.

So basically, what you're

saying is that

you're going to allow all of

our various powers in combat?

Yeah, that's exactly

what I'm wanting.

If I can't take your

people on at full strength,

then I have no

business claiming

to be the heir

of a great devil family.

Indeed.

Sairaorg, weren't you

hoping to exchange

a few blows with Issei?

Yes.

Perfect, then why don't we

set up a quick bout right now?

[gasps] Like right now,

right now?

[SIR ZECHS]

What are your thoughts, Rias?

Fine by me. I mean, if the

Great Devil wishes for it,

then, guess I can't

really refuse.

Issei, think you can handle it?

Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Most excellent.

I'm looking forward to seeing

what kind of power

the Red Dragon

Emperor possesses.

Aren't you, Sairaorg?

[SAIRAORG]

I've been looking forward

to this day for a while now.

[SIR ZECHS]

Now, begin the match!

[SAIRAORG snickers]

--Let's kick ass, Ddraig.

--[DDRAIG] Leave it to me!

One, two, three!

[SAIRAORG]

This should be interesting.

[SAIRAORG]

Hmph.

[DDRAIG]

Welsh Dragon. Balance Breaker!

[ISSEI thinking]

Damn! He's too fast!

Guess I'll have to go

with a suicidal charge!

[ISSEI yells]

Not bad, Issei.

That was a decent att*ck,

though maybe a little

too straightforward.

[ISSEI gasps]

That move might take down

a weaker devil, but I'm...

...stronger!

[ISSEI yells]

[ISSEI]

What the hell?

That was my favorite

free-time arm.

It's numb, but I don't

think it's broken.

Ddraig, can you

repair the armor?

[DDRAIG]

Yes. I'm on it.

[SAIRAORG]

Oh, you're still standing?

No matter, I'm just

getting warmed up.

[ISSEI]

Warmed up?

You almost broke

Palmela Handerson, you bastard!

Let's go!

[ISSEI]

Oh, sh*t!

[grunts]

[ISSEI grunts]

[ISSEI] He barely

grazed me, but still...

Damn you!

[ISSEI gasps]

--[SAIRAORG grunts]

--[ISSEI exclaims]

[ISSEI]

What a beast!

Is this guy really

in the same generation

as the prez and

Diodora Astaroth?

[DDRAIG]

Yes. Even I'm surprised.

A power-type that's raised

his physical strength

to its utmost

destructive limit?

How interesting!

I'll admit he's

peaked my curiosity.

[ISSEI]

He should've inherited

the Power of Destruction,

but instead he was born into

a devil household without it.

The only thing he had

was his own body.

He became so strong on his own

that he was chosen

as the next heir.

This guy doesn't

half-ass anything.

He's coming!

[ISSEI grunts, groans]

[ISSEI] Damn, dude!

How are you doing all this?

You on some kinda

'roid juice cleanse?

You don't need dr*gs when

you believe in your own body.

[ISSEI] How the hell did

he make that sound cool?

Oh, well, I won't

give up either.

That's right! I need to follow

Lord Beelzebub's advice.

Promotion to Rook!

[DDRAIG echoing]

Boost!

[SAIRAORG grunts]

[ISSEI coughs]

[ISSEI gasping]

[ISSEI]

It's just like I thought.

The defensive power of the Rook

helped me survive the att*ck.

[ISSEI]

Take this!

[ISSEI yells]

[grunting]

[ISSEI coughs]

[ISSEI]

I'm not dead!

And my armor,

it's still intact!

I can do this.

I can b*at Sairaorg!

Sure, I took a

sh*t ton of damage,

but I got a pretty

good hit in, too!

As long as I'm standing,

this fight isn't over!

[ISSEI pants]

You know, I packed quite a bit

of energy into that last punch.

[chuckles] But your att*ck

and defense power as a rook

are rather impressive.

[ISSEI]

Oh. Thanks, I guess.

[SAIRAORG]

Hmm, what's wrong?

You seem confused

by my compliment.

Do you have a problem with me?

[ISSEI]

No! I-It's the opposite.

I'm just used to

upper-class devils

looking down on me,

that's all.

[SAIRAORG]

Hmm. I get it now,

but honestly I could never

look down on the person

who went against

the old Satan faction

and the Northern God Loki.

All without dying, no less.

[ISSEI]

Sairaorg.

[chuckles]

Fighting with you

has been a lot of fun,

and when you fight someone

who's similar to yourself,

that's how you grow

as a warrior.

Now, come on!

Show me what you're

really capable of!

[ISSEI]

You asked for it.

[ISSEI]

Hmph!

[ISSEI yells]

[ISSEI thinking]

This fight isn't over.

And I'm not going down without

taking one of his limbs with me.

To do less would be

insulting this man.

I have to give it my all!

[ISSEI panting]

[SAIRAORG]

What's wrong, Issei?

Is that the best you've got?

Are you really gonna

let me defeat you?

[ISSEI]

No! I'm just getting started!

[DDRAIG echoing]

Boost!

[SAIRAORG grunts]

[ISSEI grunts]

Damn it! It's not good enough.

Without the demonic

power of a bishop,

my att*cks are too weak.

[SAIRAORG] Don't tell me.

Is that your limit?

[ISSEI]

I chose the power of a rook,

so all I can do

is punch it out.

No way am I ready to give up!

Alright, then.

Don't keep me waiting!

[BOTH yelling]

[ASIA]

Issei!

Please! You have to power up!

Remember, you're

always the strongest

when you channel

your inner pervert

and touch a woman's boobs!

[ISSEI]

Huh?

That's right! He is the

Grabbin' Dragon after all!

Fulfill your role as

the Switch Princess

and whip out

those milk makers!

[ASIA]

We're counting on you.

If it would help, I would

totally let him touch mine,

but I think yours

have a better effect

since they're much bigger!

--[SAIRAORG] Hmm?

--[ISSEI] Uh...

Yeah! Asia's right!

The President's fun bumps

are the secret w*apon

that allow Issei to

have unlimited power!

"Fun bumps?"

[ISSEI groans]

[ISSEI]

Don't look at me.

Issei's sexual drive is

what makes him so strong!

[SAIRAORG]

Do you really get stronger

by touching a woman's breasts?

I thought that was

just a weird rumor.

It's true, yo.

[ISSEI groans]

Sounds like it's all

up to you, Rias.

[RIAS grunts]

Oh. How can I say no?

And I do want Issei

to unleash his power.

So go on! Grab away!

[ISSEI excitedly]

For real?

[ISSEI cackles delightedly]

What? With your cousin watching!

Whoa! I didn't know you were

into that sorta freaky thang!

Thank you, President!

[moans]

Issei.

So, is this how his

fights always go?

I must say, Asgard culture

is very different.

[RIAS moaning]

[SAIRAORG laughs]

[ISSEI]

What's so funny?

Now, I get it! You draw your

power from Rias' knockers!

I'll remember that.

Let's stop our fight

here for today.

[ISSEI]

What? I'm not finished!

[SAIRAORG]

That's what she said.

But seriously though,

I'm not either.

However, if we were to continue,

we'd keep fighting

until one of us fell.

It seems like a waste.

Especially when it feels like

you might be on the verge

of some kind of evolution.

[ISSEI]

Huh?

[SAIRAORG]

I'm willing to wait until then.

When we can fight

as our best selves.

On that day,

grant me another bout

with the Red Dragon Emperor.

What do you think, Issei?

Are you okay with putting

this battle on hold

until the next Rating Game?

[ISSEI]

Sure.

[SAIRAORG] Rias! And all

those a part of Rias' house,

the next time we meet

will be on the stage

that leads us to our dreams!

Come! And know that

I'll take you down

with everything I have.

I look forward to the day.

Well, what did you think?

About fighting Sairaorg?

He's a real badass.

And yet, his punches

felt like mine some how.

Indeed, they were.

Sairaorg has trained fervently

to fill the gaps

where he was lacking.

That is how he became so strong,

thus possessing something

other devils do not have.

[ISSEI]

He pushes himself to the limit.

It almost seems foolish,

but I can say that

because I'm the same way.

Our att*ck is all we have

when it comes to

facing our opponents.

I have to admit, though.

I was impressed.

[ISSEI gasps]

[SIR ZECHS]

Usually when people battle him,

they give up before the bout

is anywhere close to over.

Their demonic power fails,

and they're overwhelmed

by his sheer strength.

And any demon who believes

demonic power equals status

would quickly lose heart.

Especially anyone who comes

from a high-ranking family.

You know, I've never properly

won in a Rating Game before.

But next time,

it'll be different.

--[RIAS] Mother?

--[VENERANA] Hmm?

[VENERANA] Oh, are you

heading back already?

Yes, Issei and the

other sophomores

need to prepare

for their class trip.

[VENERANA]

I understand.

But don't worry, we'll be

back to visit soon.

--[MILLICAS] Hey, Issei?

--[ISSEI] Hmm?

I was wondering,

are you still gonna call Rias

"President" after she graduates?

[ISSEI]

Uh...

[ISSEI]

I never thought about it,

but I guess after

she graduates,

she technically won't be

our President anymore.

[ISSEI]

But even without that title,

her name is worthy of

so much admiration.

Rias.

[groaning]

[ISSEI] I'm so psyched

for the school trip,

that I can't sleep!

Man, this is total ball sacks.

[RIAS] Oh? Is the thought

of getting away from me

really that exciting?

That's not what I meant at all!

I just think the trip's

gonna be a lot of fun!

[RIAS] I know, silly.

I'm only teasing you, Issei.

[ISSEI gasps]

Since this is our last night

together for a few days,

I suppose I could

spoil you a bit.

--Come here!

--[ISSEI] Yes, Breast-ident!

--[RIAS giggling]

--I mean, President! [chuckles]

[RIAS]

Of course, now I'm a totally

different kind of excited!

[ISSEI laughs]

Oh, gimme, gimme!

[RIAS]

Here's your identification.

--[KIBA] Ah, the rumored ID.

--[RIAS] Yes.

Devils are required to have

this "free-pass" on them

while in Kyoto.

It's also handy

for sight-seeing.

So as long as we have this ID,

we can see all the

temples like Kiyomizu,

Kinkakuji and Ginkakuji?

Yes, that's right!

Basically, it's a pass that

will allow even a devil

to enter the temples in Kyoto.

Go on now have a good time.

Asia, before I forget,

this is for you.

[ISSEI gasps]

Have fun, and enjoy one

of my favorite cities!

[GROUP]

We will!

See you when we get back.

Take care, Rias.

[IRINA/XENOVIA]

See you later!

[RIAS]

Have a good trip.

We'll bring you a souvenir.

[RIAS]

That's very kind of you.

I should get going too.

[ISSEI grunts]

President?

Oh, Issei, as it turns out,

I'm no better than Akeno.

The truth is I'm going

to miss you terribly.

I've tried to hide it,

but I adore your stupid face.

I find myself missing it

when you're gone

for long periods of time,

and I know that's

totally pathetic.

It's only for a few days.

Besides, you'll have Koneko

and Gasper to keep you company.

Yes, that's true.

Still though, I--

[ISSEI gasps]

Uh, Rias?

I wanted to send

you off with a kiss.

[chuckles] There you again

with that stupid face.

A kiss from me

shouldn't be a surprise.

And yet shockingly,

the kiss somehow managed

to take me by total surprise.

With that,

I'll be able to stand being

apart from you for a few days.

Hurry back, 'kay? Go!

[ISSEI]

Right! See you later!

[ISSEI]

That kiss was amazeballs!

I've got a good feeling

about this school trip.

[ISSEI chuckles] line: %

♪

[ISSEI]

"School trip! an Abrupt att*ck!"