04x02 - School Trip, an Abrupt att*ck

[bunniefuu]

[AZAZEL]

Issei, using your Sacred Gear,

you can access the emotions

of the previous

Red Dragon Emperors.

Their negative feelings

are so strong,

you could almost

consider them a curse.

If you can find a way

to purge that negativity,

then I believe you'll be able

to trigger a power that's

ultimately stronger, but much

safer than the Juggernaut Drive.

In order to achieve that,

you're going to have

to insert your consciousness

directly into the Sacred Gear.

[ISSEI]

Yo, what's up?

Uh, anyone home?

Guess that's a no.

Okay. How the hell am I supposed

to get through to them?

[train humming]

--I'm practically naked.

--[gasps]

[chuckles]

♪

[ISSEI] Jeez, I get

needing to report in,

but the whole whispering in

the ear thing was just creepy.

I wanted to make sure you

heard me under all that weird,

self-absorbed mirror-thinking

you were doing.

I get it. That "naked" thing

was your way of saying

you're unarmed since you had

to hand Durandal over

to the alchemists of the church.

I didn't have much of a choice,

since I'm unable

to control my own aura.

Okay. For right now,

I can lend you Ascalon.

That'd be fantastic,

thank you.

[girls gasp]

Hey there. Can I

sit with you, Issei?

Um, sure.

In case something comes up,

I think it'd be good idea

to compare our plans for Kyoto.

Yeah, we're starting

at Kiyomizu Temple.

Here's our itinerary

or whatever.

[KIBA]

Thanks. I think on the third day

we're gonna be in Tenryuji,

so we should find a place to

check in with each other.

Come to think of it,

before your fight with Sairaorg,

I heard something

about how you had to deal

with the Four Great Satans,

is that true?

Ugh! Oh, dude,

you don't even know.

That stuff was super intense.

It completely changed

my view of the underworld.

Of course, it's kind of hard

to take them all seriously

when they're doling out trials

dressed up as Satan Rangers.

And I passed 'em all, but

something kinda weird happened.

[ISSEI gasps]

[AJUKA]

This is an opportunity.

Currently, there are

many doors available to you,

and you are holding

a very important key.

[gasps] Now that I

think about it,

Lord Beelzebub also

gave me some advice.

--Is that so?

--Uh-huh.

He said in order

to maximize the power

of the Red Dragon Emperor,

I have to work on mastering

the power of a

knight and a rook.

Otherwise, I am screwed,

and I can't b*at Sairaorg.

Yes, I completely agree.

I think we could all

stand to get stronger.

True. I'm definitely

gonna need to keep training.

[KIBA sighs]

I'd expect nothing less.

Oh, and make sure to give me

a call when you decide

to go buy your souvenirs.

That way we don't get

the same thing.

Yeah, that'd be a real tragedy.

Since there's

still some time left.

What's up?

Did you miss me? Uh.

Crickets as usual.

Weird, this guy looks

pretty young.

[DDRAIG] Among all the Red

Dragon Emperors, he was born

with the greatest amount

of innate talent.

He even awakened his Juggernaut

Drive at an early age,

but he eventually drowned

in his own power.

That may be the case,

but he still had

something important to him.

I, who shall awaken.

I am the Heavenly Dragon

who stole the principle

of domination for God.

[DDRAIG]

Careful.

It's all good,

not gonna finish it,

not when I barely know

anything about the spell.

Like "mock the infinite"? C'mon.

And what dream am I

supposed to fret over?

[ELSHA] Orphis is that

who is truly infinite.

And Great Red is both the

illusion and the dream.

You laugh at Orphis,

and yet you feel sadness

about your fellow

red dragon, Great Red.

[DDRAIG]

Elsha.

Ddraig, hello there.

--[DDRAIG] Issei, this is Elsha.

--[ISSEI chuckles]

Among all the

previous possessors,

she was the strongest woman.

What was that? Boobies...

[ELSHA] Why do you

look so surprised?

There were two

exceptional possessors,

and I am one of them.

But, we've never met

because I have a nasty habit

of hiding myself away

from the world.

[DDRAIG] Strange, I assumed

you'd be more like Belzard

and never show your face again.

Oh, stop, or you'll hurt

my precious feelings.

So, uh, who the hell's Belzard?

[DDRAIG] He was

the strongest Red Dragon Emperor

among the male possessors.

In fact, he defeated

the White Dragon Emperor twice.

[ISSEI gasps] Two times!

Are you kidding me?

[ELSHA laughs]

I'm actually here

to deliver this to you

on behalf of Belzard.

Didn't Beelzebub give you a key

the last time you two spoke?

[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI]

The Key!

[ELSHA] This box contains

the potential of a

Red Dragon Emperor.

Man, must be a powerful box.

Indeed, it's also something

that's capable of

destroying who you are.

And for that reason,

it's not a box I suggest

opening without caution.

"The Grabbin' Dragon."

What an interesting song.

Belzard and I watched

that together.

It was the first time I've had

a laugh in quite some time.

[ELSHA laughs]

Seriously, I don't

understand why

Ddraig is so

depressed about it.

I've never seen such an

interesting Red Dragon Emperor!

The Juggernaut Drive spell

has always been eerie,

but thanks to the playful nature

of the Grabbin' Dragon song,

we have finally been able

to push those words

from our hearts.

My and Belzard's last moments

were not what you would

consider pleasant.

That's why we're here.

Our minds are made up.

Open the box. But once you do,

you must shoulder this

burden 'til the bitter end.

It's all or nothing.

No matter what happens,

you must accept it and

always move forward, Issei.

I understand.

[grunts]

Huh? Why am I back

on the train now?

Hold up.

Where's the box?

[DDRAIG] No idea, but I do

know you definitely opened it

after Elsha gave it to you.

No way!

[DDRAIG]

Whatever was inside jumped out.

What the eff did you just say?

Did you see where

it went? Potential?

Here, boy! Come to daddy!

[DDRAIG]

Calm down. It's your potential.

It has no choice but to return.

You are both bound to

each other by destiny.

I can't calm down when

my potential is MIA.

[MATSUDA yells]

Titties!

[MOTOHAMA yelps]

Matsuda!

Get your filthy hands

off of my moobies!

Hey, bro, you do know you're

grabbing dude boobs, don't you?

Sorry, dude,

I was straight trippin'!

All of the sudden I was craving

some tig ol' bitties!

Oh no. Do you realize

that Double D Deficiency

Disorder can k*ll?

But, don't worry, it can

be cured with p*rn!

Whoa, really?

[ MOTOHAMA]Luckily, I have

just what the doctor ordered!

Check out my emergency stash.

Schwing!

[BOTH]

Whoa!

[MOTOHAMA] Let's watch

them for Matsuda's sake!

[BOYS]

Yeah! Ye-Yeah!

God, I hope they

whack it to death.

Yeah, same here.

[BOYS] p*rn party! p*rn party!

p*rn party! p*rn party!

[FEMALE ANNOUNCER÷}

You have arrived in Kyoto.

--[GIRLS gasp]

--[ISSEI chuckles]

[KIRYUU] All right, you guys.

Pick up those jaws

and let's get moving.

Everyone else has

already left for the hotel.

--[WOMAN screams]

--[GROUP gasps]

Stop it! Please!

Sweater stretchers.

I must fondle her

sweater stretchers!

--What's wrong with you?

--Cut it out!

[MAN A]

Bazongas!

[ISSEI ]Man, Kyoto really brings

out the perv deluxe in people.

[MATSUDA]

Damn, that tower is huge!

Must be a shower not a grower!

[KIRYUU] You tried way too hard

for that joke. Let's go.

[MATSUDA]

Seriously?

I feel like such a

baller right now, yo!

It's so fancy.

Yeah, just move it along

before you block traffic.

Okay. Listen up, everyone.

Miss Rossweisse

has an announcement.

[ROSSWEISSE chuckles]

Thanks, Azazel.

The hundred yen shop is located

underneath Kyoto station!

Go forth and save

yourself some money...!

[AZAZEL] Also, stay out

of trouble and all that jazz.

She's just gonna keep going,

so you can head

to your rooms now.

[ISSEI] A high-class hotel

owned by the Gremorys?

[gasps] This room's

gonna be bangin'!

[bag thuds]

[ISSEI]

What... the hell?

This room sucks total ass!

[BOYS laugh]

Damn sucka, you got the

lamest digs in the hotel!

Huh? Are you saying

your rooms are better?

Well, I guess this is

how the school managed

to pull off the lodging budget.

I really hate you guys.

Hello, Issei, are you in here?

Oh, Miss Rossweisse!

This is super unfair.

Well, this is the room that

Rias had prepared for us.

She wanted to make

sure we have a place

to meet if there's

an emergency.

Makes sense. Wait, so why

am I the one getting screwed?

We greatly appreciate

your sacrifice, Issei.

By the way, you boys have

free time this afternoon,

so feel free to go

explore a bit,

but stay out of trouble, okay?

[MATSUDA, MOTOHAMA]

Yes, ma'am!

So what you guys wanna do?

I've got it! Let's go strut

our stuff around Kyoto

with the class hotties.

--Aw yeah!

--Sounds good!

[ASIA gasps]

Aw, check out the

little stone foxies!

I wish I had brought

more money with me.

[IRINA]

They're super presh!

[GIRLS giggle]

Lets show Xenovia!

[ASIA]

Okay!

[IRINA giggling] Hey...!

Look at this, isn't it cute?

--Yeah, it's adorable.

--[camera clicking]

[XENOVIA]

Is it a Japanese monster?

[KIRYUU] Hey, aren't you gonna

take any pictures of me?

If I did that, you'd probably

cr*ck the lens or something.

I'll have you know

the camera loves me.

I am a natural model.

Snap a pic and you'll see.

Behold! I'm a tiger!

My eyes are gonna melt outta

my face, stop, I beg of you!

[XENOVIA]

This statue keeps demons at bay.

Normally, we wouldn't

be able to get close

because of the power

it projects.

But thanks to this special pass,

I guess it won't be a problem!

Huh?

Issei, you're holding us up!

Move it or lose it, bro!

[MOTOHAMA]

Come on! But stay outta my pics,

'cause this film

is reserved for babes!

[ISSEI]

Whatever, man!

[ALL chattering]

[ISSEI] Jeez, now I get why it's

called "The Thousand Gates,"

it feels like it

goes on for miles.

[KIRYUU]

This is only the entrance.

We have to pass through

all these gates

and climb the mountain

to reach the top.

[MOTOHAMA groans]

Please k*ll me.

--[leaves rustle]

--[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI] Sorry, but I need

to go look at something!

[GIRLS gasp]

[ISSEI panting]

[ISSEI] Phew! Finally made

it to the end!

Dear whoever, please make

me the harem king!

[KUNOU]

You are not from Kyoto.

[ISSEI gasps]

[ISSEI] Uh, hey guys,

what's with the masks?

[ISSEI]

Those ears. Is she a fox?

[KUNOU]

Stupid outsider! How dare you!

You'd better return mother

to me right now!

Huh?

[ISSEI] What are you talking

about? I don't know your mom,

and I definitely

don't know where she is.

Filthy liar!

I'll teach you to try

and deceive me!

[ISSEI yelps, grunts]

[panting]

Xenovia. Irina!

Are you okay, Issei?

[IRINA] These people

must be youkai , right?

Please, be careful.

Impure beings of evil!

I will never forgive you

for what you've done!

Asia! The Substitute

acknowledgment card!

Okay!

Here we go!

Promotion, pawn to knight!

Take them down!

We're guests in Kyoto!

Try not to harm our opponents

or the surrounding area!

[GIRLS]

You got it!

[DDRAIG]

Boost! Boost!

Boost! expl*si*n!

Listen to me, vile outsiders,

we will retreat for now,

but this is far from over!

You will return my mother!

[ISSEI]

What was that about?

[AZAZEL] I wonder why they chose

to att*ck you at the shrine.

[ISSEI] No idea, but I

wish I knew the answer.

Do you think we should report

all this to the President?

It's hard to say since we still

don't know the whole situation,

but I'll be sure

to report it properly.

Cool, sounds like a plan.

[indistinct chattering]

[chuckles]

ROSSWEISSE] As a school

teacher and as a woman,

I cannot allow you to

go any further, Issei!

Look, I know we're normally

on the same team,

but I'm not

backing down on this.

I'm gonna sneak a peek

at that hooter haven!

I guess that means

we're enemies, then!

No way, are your att*cks

actually stronger than usual?

[ISSEI] You don't get it.

If I could just see

my female classmates'

super droopers,

only then will I have fulfilled

my true destiny as a man!

Come on! You see and touch

Rias and Akeno's naked

bodies every single day.

Isn't that enough for you?

Sorry, but no.

I'm a cleavage connoisseur!

[ROSSWEISSE sighs] You've left

me with no choice, Issei.

Remember, I can always

ask Saji to change

into his Dragon King form.

That would put a stop

to this madness.

Whoa, seriously?

Like you'd go that far?

Gah, why ya gotta be

such a control freak!

You know, I hate to bring

this up. That's probably why

you can't land yourself

a boyfriend. Too damn strict!

[ROSSWEISSE gasps]

W-W-W-W-What did you say?

Wow, that's a low

blow even for you!

It's not like I want to die as

a lonely, decrepit old virgin!

I'd love to have a super-hot

boyfriend to sex up

whenever the mood

strikes me, but no!

Not good, I totally

just triggered this broad.

You are past the

point of forgiveness.

Yup, I'm totally screwed.

[ROSSWEISSE shouts]

-DDRAIG]

Boost! Boost! Boost! expl*si*n!

Huh?

[ISSEI]

Game over! Dress Break!

[ROSSWEISSE screams]

Aw, yeah. Jiggly jackpot!

[ROSSWEISSE gasps]

Oops, sorry! I guess I took

things a little too far...

[ROSSWEISSE] I can't believe

you! This shirt was a steal

at % off, you jerk!

Uh, say what now?

Sure, it was cheap, but it was

also like, really cute!

[gasps] Oh no!

Now I'll never land a man.

Yeah, sure, blame me.

Shut your face, Issei!

Tearing up a girl's clothes

is just plain awful,

and fiscally irresponsible!

And not to mention

totally wasteful!

As your teacher,

there's no way I'm going

--to let this atrocity slide!

--[ISSEI] Well, at least I got

to see someone's

fun bags tonight.

They're not bad, almost as

nice as the president's!

[RIAS sighs]

What is it Akeno?

Oh,

I was just wondering

why Issei only gets stronger

when he touches your breasts.

What?

[AKENO]

Is it the size, maybe?

No way, besides yours are

much larger. Right, Koneko?

[KONEKO]

I rarely stare at your tee-tas,

but if it's really

that important to you,

then sure, Akeno's are bigger.

[AKENO]

You really think so?

Perhaps it all comes down

--to the shape, then.

---Hey, don't.

Quit it! I'm serious!

[AKENO] Hmm... Or could

it be the softness?

[RIAS gasps]

Stop! I said that's enough!

--Knock it off!

--[AKENO laughs]

--Let me feel the left one.

--[RIAS] It feels the same!

[AKENO] Quit being so stubborn,

I'm just curious!

All I want to know is why

Issei prefers yours over mine!

Well, it's because he

has good taste, obviously!

[AKENO] Is that what

you call it? I disagree!

--[water splashes]

--[RIAS yelps]

What has gotten into you?

[AKENO giggles] Nothing.

You're the one getting

all riled up, Rias.

[RIAS] She keeps this up, she'll

be dead before Issei gets home.

[ROSSWEISSE] Doesn't your

sex drive have any kind of

"off" button?

Bueller? Hello, McFly?

Yeah. Very nice.

[AZAZEL]

Anyone here?

[both gasp]

[ISSEI]

Azazel!

Sorry, I didn't mean

to interrupt your fun.

[gasps]

Uh, nothing's happening!

Is there something

we can do for you?

I'm supposed to

bring you to a meeting,

as requested

by the Devil Queen.

Oh hey, what's up, Issei?

Yo, Saji, how's Kyoto so far?

Ugh, it's kinda super lame.

Being on student council means

spending my time

helping teachers.

Yeah, that totally sounds

like a giant bag of dildos.

[LEVIATHAN]

Here! Oh my gosh,

the chicken is,

like, way delicious!

Everyone, dig in and

help yourselves!

Lady Leviathan? Wait,

what brings you out to Kyoto?

Oh, work stuff. I'm here

because I'm forging an alliance

with the youkai ,

so it's strictly business.

Unfortunately, I'm afraid

something rather terrible

has happened, so...

Like what exactly?

Well, the leader of the

Kyoto youkai has disappeared.

More specifically, she's a

nine-tailed fox who's missing.

No way.

Then the att*ck...

...at the Fushimi Shrine...

...It must have been about that.

[SAJI] Sounds like I missed

out on a good time today.

Azazel filled me in earlier,

and I believe

that's what's happened.

This news doesn't

bode well for us.

More than likely,

the people behind all this...

...are probably the

Chaos Brigade.

[ISSEI]

Not those douchers.

[AZAZEL]

Damn it.

It'll be tough to do anything

with the students here.

They've really got us this time.

[LEVIATHAN]

There are other youkai

here in Kyoto that are

willing to help us.

If we utilize those contacts,

then we may be able

to do something.

[AZAZEL]

That sounds like a start.

[ISSEI]

Okay, so, what should we do?

For right now, try to

enjoy your school trip.

[ISSEI]

Huh? Seriously?

[AZAZEL] I'll let you

know if I need you.

Aren't you kids supposed

to be out making memories,

or something stupid like that?

Just let the adults handle this

business for the time being.

You brats try and

have fun in Kyoto.

Wow, thanks a lot, Azazel.

For sure!

It's a once-in-a-lifetime

trip, after all!

We should all have a little fun!

That's enough chit-chat for now.

It's time for some

delicious food!

[ISSEI] I'm down for that!

Let's stuff our faces! Dig in.

[ALL]

Thanks for the food!

[ISSEI] The Chaos Brigade wants

to destroy our current system.

What a bunch of ass hats.

You know they aren't

just made up

of the Old Satan faction either.

There's probably others.

Looks like there's never a dull

moment, even on a school trip.

That's true.

What we should do is try

and prepare ourselves

for the worst-case scenario.

Yes. I kind of wish Rias

could be here, though.

[ISSEI]

I want to protect the Kyoto

that the President

loves so much.

♪

[ISSEI]

"The Party of Heroes"!