[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[MAN] Defense has requested a
view of the site of the incident.
[NOAH] Everything in here is different.
[MAN] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
You scared the sh*t out of me, dude.
Fashion-wise, does it look okay?
- Margaritas. Mar-mar-margaritas.
- Margaritas. Mar-mar-margaritas.
I gotta arm wrestle James.
- Yeah. Let's go!
- Let's go!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
A simple swap took place and
Noah accidentally got drunk.
But he was a very good time.
Everyone was laughing.
He, he put on a great show.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[NOAH] I woke up this morning with
such a, like, specific headache.
Little sickie.
You want a banana? That would
be probably good for you.
Um, I mean, I don't know.
Should I get banana?
Yeah, you should have a banana.
Here. Take mine.
I'll get another one.
[RONALD] Damn.
Really hoping we don't deliberate today.
How many did you end up having?
I only had two.
The second one, the blue
one, I had was a mistake.
Like they were like, "We made
this but nobody wants it."
- Oh, nice.
- And I was like,
"I'll have it," and that's why.
[JAMES] What is up?
Hey!
There's the man of the hour.
- [JAMES] How's it going?
- How was
James, I love seeing
the first thing when I see
you is asking you for favors.
You know, it's my favorite thing to do.
Right here.
- I told you, dude.
- Oh, sh*t.
Oh, my God. I haven't
seen this. It's the donut.
- Dude.
- Sex Drive.
Yeah, dude. This is for me.
This is bringing back so many memories.
Dude, I hope it does, man. Your
performance in that is like
it couldn't exist like you
couldn't make that movie today.
- No way.
- No. Hell no.
- You'd get canceled.
- No, no, no. In fact, hide this thing.
- Seriously, for real.
- If anybody watches this
- Yeah, no, that's why I'm
- I'll get canceled.
[PRODUCER] What's the movie about?
It's about a kid trying
to lose his virginity,
so he wants to take his
older brother, him, his
- [JAMES] I'll read it to you.
- [RONALD] Oh, yeah. Read it.
Reed has a decision to make,
stay home and stay a virgin
or drive 800 miles to lose
it with an online hottie.
Decision made.
Now Ian and his horndog buddy,
Lance, are off on a sex safari
with BFF baggage, Felicia, in tow.
Their epic quest features a stolen GTO,
kinky trailer park sex, a prison fight,
topless abstinence, extreme dancers,
- and Ian's D-bag brother, James Marsden.
- [RONALD] Woo-hoo!
You think that movie
can get made nowadays?
- [PRODUCER] No.
- [RONALD] No. Not at all.
- [NOAH] Right.
- [JAMES] I love that you love this, man.
I'm like I'm so proud of this.
Oh, sh*t. You know what? Speaking
of movies, I tell you what?
Would you mind helping me
with something tomorrow?
- Yeah.
- I have to do this audition.
I'd take like an hour.
Put myself on tape.
- Yeah.
- I just need somebody to read off camera.
- Yeah.
- Seriously?
- That's simple.
- Done deal.
All right. I have to I have to
put myself on tape for this movie
that I'm, I'm trying to a role
I'm trying to get in this big movie.
- [PRODUCER] What's it called?
- Lone Pine.
[PRODUCER] Does
everybody know about this?
- Yes.
- Yes.
[NOAH] Yeah. I, I, I, I,
I drank a bunch yesterday
but not really on purpose.
And then I made a phone call
and, uh, I don't know.
It might have kind of messed
up my life or something.
Yo, Ronald.
I've been thinking about it
for like an hour or two
- Mm-hmm.
- and I'm pretty sure
that I broke up with Heidi yesterday.
Oh [BLEEP].
Yeah.
You're remembering
your conversation now?
Yeah.
You know, something they say is
drunken words or sober thoughts.
There's a little bit
of truth in there too.
So that's why I was asking you,
like do you actually believe
that she's telling you the truth?
I don't know. I just feel
like I made a mistake.
I mean, you should
definitely call her, for sure.
And you can tell her what happened, too.
Like, you literally
got drunk on accident.
Like, what were the odds that
like Ken and Barbara's drinks
- we're getting mixed up.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Like you can explain
that to her, you know?
All right. I'm just gonna
call her. That's a good idea.
[RONALD] Yeah. Stock room, man.
Okay.
Thanks, man. I, I appreciate it.
Yeah. Make sure you drink water, man.
- Hydrate.
- [NOAH] I'm gonna keep drinking.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[SHAUN] How are you, Mr. Griggs?
- I'm doing well. Thank you.
- Great.
So the defense called
the lifelong friend of Trevor
Morris up there, the defendant.
And what's the nature of
your relationship with Trevor?
We've been best friends
for since seventh grade.
[SHAUN] Hmm. So would you say it's
safe to describe Trevor as reliable?
[JUSTIN] I mean, absolutely.
He's always been there for me.
Never a question, never any judgment.
You know, if you need
a couch to sleep on,
where whatever I might need,
Trevor has always been there
just whenever I need him.
[ROSS] We feel for the guy,
'cause I think you get
you get dealt a bad hand sometimes.
Good afternoon, Mr. Griggs.
It's true, isn't it, sir,
that you were once arrested
for masturbating in a
public movie theater?
That's correct, isn't it?
That's yes, that's true.
Which theater was it?
It was the at The Grove.
[DEBRA] The Grove?
And is The Grove a
p*rn movie theater?
No, it's not.
[DEBRA] No further questions.
[JEANNIE] He, like, said that
Trevor was a really nice guy
but then it came out
later that he masturbated
his penile off at The Grove.
I'm sorry I'm laughing.
It's horrible, actually.
[SHAUN] Um
What, what was the movie?
It's, um, Pacific Rim Uprising.
[KEN] Pacific Rim Uprising, I
believe that was the second one.
I saw that on Video on Demand
and there was zero arousal for me.
[RONALD] It's not even a sexy movie.
- You know what Pacific Rim is?
- I've never seen it. What is it?
It's about, like, aliens coming
up from the crust of the Earth
and they build giant
robots to fight 'em.
It's not sexy.
He did say he thought he
was alone in theater, but
I mean, to me, like that just
sh**t a lot of his credibility
- out the window.
- Defense calls Belinda Morris.
Please raise your right hand.
[SHAUN] Trevor still lives
with you, is that correct?
Yeah.
What would you describe your guys'
at-home relationship to be like?
[BELINDA] Well, Trevor
doesn't always pay his share.
- [SHAUN] What, what kind of a
- [BELINDA] But, you know,
he can't seem to hold down a job.
[KEN] Trevor's mother testified
and she was not so helpful to him.
How many nights a week have you
observed Trevor smoking marijuana?
Probably most nights.
[DEBRA] Earlier, you said that he
lives with you and that that's fine,
but I sense some
trepidation in your voice.
- Yeah.
- Is it fine that he still lives with you?
No.
I guess I'm getting to the point
where I feel like a
change needs to happen.
I'm sick of having my house
be a mess all the time,
and I just ain't living in it.
I hate living in it.
I'm ready for a change.
I'm sorry, Trevor.
His own mama called him a bum.
I think it's important to consider
the cold facts of the case rather than
a mother's tears or a friend's
laughter or a, a friend's masturbating.
No further questions.
No recross?
[DEBRA] No, Your Honor.
[RONALD] It was heartbreaking, you know?
She broke down on the
stand. I feel for her.
And if anything, I feel like she
builds a case for the plaintiff,
in a way, but that's just me.
[PRODUCER] That was great. Let's get
you back to the deliberation room.
[NOAH] Ronald. Ronald.
Could, could you help
me please really quick?
- What?
- [NOAH] Could you come here?
Hey, could, could you
could you please just, just
I know I'm telling you
it's a misunderstanding
and, and I don't remember everything
exactly the way that it happened,
but, but I was with my,
my buddy Ronald from
he's on the jury and, and he
- You got about three minutes.
- Okay. All right.
So, listen, could you just please
could you just please talk to him?
He's kind he, he knows what happened.
He, he knows clearer than I do,
'cause I don't really remember, okay?
Please, please just talk
to him. Just for one second.
I'm so sorry, okay? Please. Please.
- Hey, Heidi. This is Ronald.
- [HEIDI] What is going on?
Hey, so last night, Noah
got drunk on accident.
It was pretty crazy.
He, um, yeah.
He, uh, he was given the
wrong drinks on accident.
- [HEIDI] Wow. Wow.
- She doesn't like that I drink.
[HEIDI] Okay. Well, Noah
has never drank before.
Oh, I'm, I'm aware. Yeah, I know.
He didn't realize he was drinking.
[HEIDI] What kind of
environment were you in?
Like, this puts our entire
foundation on the line.
[RONALD] I have no idea
what he said to you.
All I know is that Noah
got drunk on accident.
That's all the message that
I'm trying to relay to you.
I'm not trying to get in
your guys' personal business.
[HEIDI] You know what? I
mean, he throws everything away
for jury duty and I am done.
[OFFICER NIKKI] Two minutes.
[HEIDI] You know what? No, no, no.
You, you tell Noah that it's done.
She's not mad, is she?
- [DIAL TONE]
- Oh, she hung up.
What did she say?
She said she was mad.
I, I don't know, man. You should
you should probably call her
when you got more time, for sure.
Call her 'cause we're still
in a relationship, right?
Ronald?
Ronald?
What, what did she say?
What did she tell you?
She was just yelling, man.
She's like, "Oh, so you
guys," so she's like,
"So you guys just went on out
and where everybody got drunk?"
And I was, "Yeah, pretty much.
That was the plan, you know?"
She was just like, "Well,
I'm not okay with this."
She's like, "Just whatever,"
and then just hung up.
So that's all I got for you.
So, I mean, did she say
anything about the breakup?
Does she wanna get back
together? Is it is it
[RONALD] It didn't sound like it.
Oh, my God.
[JEANNIE] I think he's better off
- [RONALD] Yeah, we know how you feel.
- without her.
We know how you feel, Jeannie.
[LAUGHING]
I feel bad he's taking it really hard,
but I think that that's a perfect moment
to be like, "Oh, like here's
a shoulder you can cry on,"
and like he might, you know, also
do something else on the shoulder.
Like something else might come
out of him onto my shoulder.
I'm gonna let him cum on my shoulder.
[SHAUN] Your Honor, at this time,
the defense calls Trevor
Morris to the stand.
Okay.
Mr. Morris, you wanna
approach and you'll be sworn?
[ROSS] I'm just hoping that
Trevor can turn it around
once he hits the witness stand
because those defense witnesses
did not do him any favors.
You know, my wife, Sonia, always says,
"Make sure you have a rudder
long enough for the boat."
And right now, Trevor's on a boat
with a long rudder and
he's headed to coral.
Okay.
Let's do this.
Mr. Morris,
how many jobs have you been
fired from in the past five years?
Three.
His defense were the sorry.
His attorney took an,
an interesting tactic.
And your mother testified that
she's observed you drinking
and smoking pot almost
every night of the week.
Is that also correct?
I was confused.
[SHAUN] In fact, the
only character witness
who had any good things to say
about you at all is some dude
who masturbates in
public to robot movies.
Is that accurate?
What are you doing?
What I'm saying is
with your record of kind
of unsavory behavior at work
and in your own personal life
and kind of no redeeming
resume points to speak of,
whose own mom has kind
of called him a dirtbag
and doesn't want him in the
house, would you even hire you?
Don't you think it would be
kind of irresponsible for anybody
to hire you to come and work for them?
[TREVOR] No. That's enough. Stop.
I Googled this, and this is
called, uh, this is called
an ineffective assistance of counsel.
- Wait. Just a second.
- [TREVOR] So I would like
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait. Hold sir, hold on.
Sorry.
Trevor claimed ineffective
assistance of counsel.
He Googled it.
That's a very serious allegation.
- I'm very serious. I'm very
- [JUDGE ROSEN] Now hold on. Hold on.
I would like to meet with the defendant
and I'd like to meet with
his counsel in my chambers.
Counsel.
After you.
[JUDGE ROSEN] I don't know
what the hell you're doing!
[NOAH] It just feels like there
was kind of like a misunderstanding
and then the defendant had
like a knee-jerk reaction
and just, like, cut his lawyer
loose, like, immediately.
And I I don't know.
I just feel like sometimes
things get confusing and you,
you need to give people
a second chance, you know?
This is probably the
most unorthodox trial
that I've presided over.
Mr. Morris has chosen
to represent himself
for the remainder of the trial.
His counsel will remain as co-counsel
but he's going to
finish his examination.
He's going to do his
own closing argument.
So with that, good luck.
- Okay.
- [OFFICER NIKKI] All rise.
[NOAH] Maybe Shaun had an
idea or, or, or something
and he didn't really get
a chance to explain himself
and it all just happened really
fast and, like, now they're done.
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- [JAMES] What up?
- [RONALD] Hey.
[JAMES] Dude, thank you so much
for doing this on our day-off.
No, for sure, man.
[JAMES] Sorry about all the
gear. It's just, you know,
I wanna make sure I get the
right coverage and stuff.
So what the hell did
you bring me here for?
Brings back memories, don't it?
I know I said some awful
things. Hurt will do that to you.
You can actually kind of
just slow that just a hair.
Hurt will do that to you.
And someday I'm gonna have to make
my peace with God for all I've done.
God?
Where is God?
[RONALD] I like the voice,
'cause you're, you're supposed
- to be like this working man, right?
- Yeah. He was never
- A little bit gruffer.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- He's used to getting his hands dirty
but he's not used to
getting his heart dirty.
- Does that make sense?
- Absolutely.
Maybe rest for a little bit.
I know you're trying to do this to me.
You got me, didn't you?
It's important to feel stuff, Caleb.
Doesn't feel right. It's
really uncomfortable.
I know it's uncomfortable but
it's good to talk about it.
I miss her.
I miss her so much.
I do too, Caleb.
But it ain't your fault.
Really good.
- I realized I've heard
- You're so
Yeah, but I realized I didn't
know what the story was about.
- I was like is it his fault?
- No, no.
- Is it his fault?
- It's all good.
I'm gonna say it and then you repeat it.
It sounds silly but it
like it just helps me
Just, just literally it's verbatim?
- Yeah.
- The same thing?
Yeah. Oh, I got wounds.
Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.
Oh, I got wounds.
Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.
Oh, I got wounds.
Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.
Oh, I've got wounds.
Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.
I got wounds.
Sometimes I feel like that's all I got.
Like, if you're watching the
Oscars and you see like
- you know, they play the clips?
- Mm-hmm.
That just feels like that moment
where that would be like
- This would be that scene?
- James Marsden for Best Actor.
- What up, baby?
- Like that's yeah.
I know I said some awful things.
Hurt will do that to you.
And someday, I'm gonna have
to make my peace with God
for all I've done.
God?
Where is God?
- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]
- You seemed nice.
- Hey, Ronald.
- Damn it.
- Mid scene.
- That is it's all right.
What's up?
Yo, dude, can I talk
to you about something?
I got kind of a little
situation going on.
- What's up, bud?
- [NOAH] I don't wanna interrupt.
I just I just gotta talk
to you for like a sec about
[RONALD] Yeah. You want
me to step out or
- Um, can I
- [RONALD] Do you want come in here?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Do you care if I take a leak?
Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
I guess we got the party
room going on in here.
What's up, boys?
- Dude, come here.
- Oh, I hope it's not a bad thing.
Uh, it's not a bad thing.
I'm just kind of I don't know.
I just kind of need some,
some advice, sort of.
So last night after
you left the game room,
I was hanging out with
Jeannie and it was just us.
And she was comforting
me about the Heidi thing
and I realized I didn't
need comforting because
You did it, didn't you?
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Uh, okay.
That's, that's, that's,
that's kind of what I'm, I'm,
I'm really nervous about, man.
Like I, I feel like she's not
gonna be, like, into a dude like me.
You know what I mean?
'Cause I'm so like
- Jeannie?
- Yeah. Like
[JAMES] You just gotta
talk to her, dude.
Thanks, James. Look
I mean, it's very apparent that
Jeannie wants to hook up with you.
I mean, like tell me
you haven't noticed that.
I don't know. I mean, I, I just figure
she's kind of like,
like that with everybody.
Well, I mean, no, not really though.
It's, it's blatantly obvious.
And Jeannie has outright
told me as well, too,
that you are literally the
type of guy that she's into.
She said that she likes
kind of, like, withdrawn,
nerdy, kind of inexperienced,
doesn't-really-know-
what's-going-on kind of guys,
'cause she likes corrupting them.
Like that's literally
so she likes doing that.
And it's not like she's
like trying to corrupt you
but she's trying to have fun with you.
I, I don't know. Would you help me?
Like, be kind of like a wingman.
Maybe just help me, like, talk to her.
I'm just I'm too
[JAMES] Dude, help him
out, man. I'm, I'm good.
I'm gonna read over this
a little more anyway.
- Okay. Would you
- Right now?
- would you come with me?
- Yeah.
Okay. All right. Dude,
thank you so much.
Yeah, be right back, James.
[JAMES] No rush. Take your time.
[NOAH] I'm just gonna
- Right here?
- Okay.
I believe in you, man.
Okay.
Okay. What am I doing?
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
Hey.
- [RONALD] Jeannie, what's up?
- Hey.
[JEANNIE] I was starting to
lay out but it was too cold.
It's definitely cold out.
Uh, um
You okay?
Uh, can I talk can I talk to
you in just one, one second really?
Ron, uh, wanted to
He's trying to hang out with you
but he doesn't know how to ask.
What do you mean, hang out?
Like right now, he wants
to hang out with you.
But he's running away!
He doesn't know how
to ask. He's nervous.
What did he say?
He asked me to come down
here and wingman for him.
I got James Marsden up in my room,
so I'm trying to drop him off with you.
[JEANNIE] Well, where is he?
Noah?
Where did he go? Wait.
Does he not like tuna?
I don't know.
[NOAH] Ronald, what is
she wearing? What is that?
[JEANNIE] Noah, is that you?
I'm just I'm looking for my shoes.
These are the kind of guys you like.
Tell him to come back.
Noah.
Sorry. I, I I'm, I'm just, uh
Oh, you should put some
clothes on. Put a shirt on.
You want you're asking
me to put something on?
- Just, uh
- No, I can do that.
Just give me one sec.
What did she say?
Yes. Of course, she would
like it if you would ask her
if you wanted to hang
out with her though.
I got to ask?
Okay.
Hey, is this better?
Jeannie, would you would
you wanna, um, hang out?
Yeah. Do you wanna come in?
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Sweet. I got James Marsden
- Thank you so much, Ronald.
to entertain. You guys have fun.
Catch you later.
- Come.
- Thanks. Thanks, Ronald.
Bye, Ronald.
Jeez. What the [BLEEP]
is going on around here?
- Hey, bud.
- That was adorable dude.
Uh, I didn't get to take that leak
'cause there's a pretty
large turd in the toilet.
- No. Like what?
- And I tried to
- No.
- No, I tried to I tried
don't try to flush it 'cause
it might have stirred it up.
Oh [BLEEP]. For real?
Yeah. I wouldn't, uh, yeah,
that was already in there.
Yeah. Yeah. But I called the bailiffs
and they're gonna get a plumber,
so they don't think it's
gonna be us with any problem.
Damn. Oh, damn. It stinks in here.
Yeah. Uh, actually I can't
I don't know if I can take this.
Maybe, um, is there another
spot we could continue this?
Dude, that looks pretty nasty.
You wanna move into the game room?
We got a plumber coming up, so
let's, let's, let's can we go
what did you say, to the game room?
- There is a game room.
- [JAMES] Yeah.
Uh, dude, I got to be honest with you.
That was me.
Uh, but please don't tell anybody.
[RONALD] That's fine.
- I don't give a sh*t.
- [JAMES] Really?
Dude, you're a king.
[RONALD] It happens.
- Let's get out here.
- [RONALD] Dude, you're fine, man.
Action.
What the hell did you bring me here for?
Brings back memories, don't it?
I know I said some awful things.
Think you can be a little
more delicate and make it,
if you can, a little less casual?
You got wounds deeper
than Possum Creek Gully.
I got wounds.
Yeah, maybe try and break that up
into like, like let her find it.
I know you got pain in there.
Maybe give me, like, a
little more, like, admit it.
- Like, I know you got pain.
- Okay.
I know you got pain in there.
You got wounds deeper
than Possum Creek Gully.
Oh, I got wounds.
- Sometimes I
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
Sorry to interrupt. I'm just here
to fix a plumbing issue at 637.
I just need to get a key.
Uh, it's not my room.
[PLUMBER] Okie-dokie.
- Thanks. I'll be back.
- All right, thanks.
Dude, we're golden,
bro. We're in the moment.
- [JAMES] I appreciate it, man.
- Don't even worry about it.
It's just nowadays it's like
someone takes a photo of that,
puts a photo of me next to it, and like,
"We saw James Marsden's giant sh*t."
And like that gets out and circulates
to the gossip sites, I'm done.
Don't worry about nothing,
man. Don't worry about it.
You I, I need you
to be Caleb right now.
Dude, we're on a roll,
man. This is good.
[RONALD] Yeah, don't worry.
Remember how your dad and
Geraldine used to catch
them sand crabs down
by the old Lake Bridge.
Yeah, why do you got to bring that up?
It's the key to all of this.
You gotta go back there, Caleb.
You gotta face those demons.
There ain't nothing down
there by the bridge, Darce.
I didn't like that.
There ain't nothing down
by the bridge, Darce.
There's nothing from
me anyway. Yeah, I
when [BLEEP]. Sorry.
- Give me the lead-in line, maybe.
- [RONALD] Yup.
It's the key to all of this.
You gotta go back there, Caleb.
- You gotta face those demons.
- No, no.
There's nothing for me anywhere, Darce.
That's not the line.
It's the key to all of this.
Hang on. Hang on. Okay.
It's the key to all of this.
You gotta go back there, Caleb.
You gotta face those demons.
No. There's nothing down
by the bridge for me, Darce.
All right? There's
nothing for me anywhere.
It's all gone.
- Oh, sh*t.
- Sorry, guys.
No, you're good. You're good.
[NOAH] I didn't mean
to interrupt anything.
Jeannie just said she
wants to get, um
comfortable and, uh
what does that mean? What's
Sounds like she definitely
wants to [BLEEP] you.
[RONALD] Yeah. I think that's
where we're at in this one.
Okay. I'm just trying to play cool.
Actually, are you wearing
underwear under there?
- Yeah.
- Take them off
and then put your pants back on.
- You think that's a good idea?
- Why not?
It's less clothes you
gotta take off eventually.
- [JAMES] I mean, what, what I mean
- [NOAH] Yeah. Right. Okay.
I'm gonna I'm gonna get
comfortable. I'm gonna get going.
- [JAMES] Good.
- Okay. Thank you, guys.
You got it.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Oh, boy.
Why did I do this for a living?
What the hell did you bring me here for?
[RONALD] Brings back memories, don't it?
I take it we're doing [INDISTINCT]
I know, dude. I know.
[JAMES] We'll get it. We
just need one good take.
It's the key to all of this.
You've got to go back there, Caleb.
Does she mean to go back and
catch crabs like they did
like his dad and Geraldine did?
Yeah, I don't know. His
daughter's missing, right?
We have to face this yeah.
So did she get like
abducted from that bridge?
- [JAMES] No, that's what
- Is that the last place they saw her?
That's what's amazing is
that he just can't find her.
[RONALD] Oh.
- I don't know why
- You have no
- yeah.
- [KNOCKS ON DOOR]
Okay, guys, we're good to go.
- That was something else.
- Beautiful.
- So that was you, huh?
- It might have been.
Obviously.
- [PLUMBER] Have a good weekend.
- Yeah, you too.
Damn, dude. Everyone's [BLEEP]
showing up in this game room.
I'm just I'm happy that
you're taking this hit for me.
He looked at me like
I feel like he knew me from something.
Damn, you probably wanna restart
this whole thing though, huh?
- Uh
- You wanna start from the top?
God?
Where is God?
The more you need something,
the more it disappears.
The more you need something,
the more it disappears.
The more you need something,
the more it disappears.
The more you need something,
the more it disappears.
Where is God, huh?
I don't think I need to know what
exactly happened down by the
Yeah, especially like you said,
if this is one of those things
that doesn't answer all of
your questions, you know
The whole script was confusing.
- [RONALD] Oh, really?
- It doesn't yes.
- You gotta go back there, Caleb.
- No.
You gotta face those demons.
Oh, I locked myself out.
Maybe we'll do one and you can
go like, "Caleb, please don't."
- Like call after me as I'm leaving.
- Okay.
Caleb, please don't.
- Caleb.
- You can get hotter on that.
You gotta go back there, Caleb.
You gotta face those demons.
[RONALD] You've gotta
go back there, Caleb.
You've gotta face those demons.
No, no, no. It's definitely
it definitely needed better.
I'm gonna do one more take.
Why do you gotta bring that up?
- It's the key to all of this.
- [JAMES] No.
- You gotta go back there, Caleb.
- No, Darce.
- You've gotta face those demons.
- [JAMES] No.
There's nothing for me
down there by that
- oh, you gotta be kidding me.
- Sorry, guys.
I know you're doing acting.
Um, everything's fine.
I'm, I'm, I'm feeling a little bit,
uh, I'm feeling kind of comfortable.
I, I she definitely wants to, uh
[RONALD] She's definitely
trying to sleep with you.
[NOAH] Yeah. Okay. Okay.
I, I can't we're not married.
You know what I mean? So I
- [JAMES] Right.
- There's I have I do have rules.
You know what I mean?
But, but Jeannie said
that some guy she went to college with
told her about this
thing called soaking.
Do you guys do you know what that is?
Okay. So I, I can't
I can't in and out.
Like that's not that's,
that's penetrative premarital sex.
That's wrong, right?
So, so soaking would be
where I just put it in
and then it's like what if we
were just kind of bouncing, right?
And it like wasn't me. Like what if
Loopholes.
Loophole. Exactly. Yeah. What if
- Wait. Wait.
- What if like somebody was like
So you put it in and
just freeze and sit still?
- I stay still.
- [JAMES] Right.
Somebody else jumps on the bed,
'cause then it's, it's not me.
Bed is just going up and down. I
mean, that's, that's, that's, that's
- [JAMES] So, wait, so you'll
- [RONALD] All right.
- park the car in the garage
- [NOAH] Exactly.
and then someone else will have
to come in and jump on your bed?
[NOAH] I mean, whatever
happens to the bed,
it's like I can't I
can't really control that.
God doesn't have to, you
know, know, know about that.
I mean, I'm glad that
you're making progress.
- For sure.
- [JAMES] How can we help, sir?
Yeah, short of me being the
person jumping on the bed,
'cause I'm not gonna
do that for you, man.
- No?
- [RONALD] No, I'm not.
- If James wants to jump
- If it
on the bed. I don't really want to.
[NOAH] I mean, would
you would you do that?
Well, well, uh
if okay.
- [NOAH] Really?
- Yeah.
- I mean, come on.
- No way.
Seriously? Okay. All right. Cool.
Uh, real quick though,
does she know I'm coming in?
- This was her idea.
- All right.
- This is gonna be awesome.
- [JAMES] Oh, my God. Look
- Good luck.
- [JAMES] Lord.
[LAUGHING]
So when we meet up again on Monday,
hopefully we hear closing statements.
I say hopefully because who knows
what's gonna happen at this point.
There have been so many just weird,
crazy things that have came up.
[MOANING]
- [JAMES] There you go.
- Okay. Wait. Slow down.
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
[RONALD] I mean, maybe this
is common. I don't know.
But I feel like this,
this can't be that common
'cause just crazy stuff keeps happening.
You want smaller or bigger jumps?
- [NOAH] Uh, smaller jumps.
- [JEANNIE] Wait. Bigger jumps.
- [JAMES] Okay.
- No. Smaller jumps, James, please.
[JAMES] Yeah. Okay.
We're on the same page.
Okay.
James, you're really jumping.
These are really big jumps, James.
Super excited to see what
Monday brings at this point.
[NARRATOR] On the next
episode of Jury Duty
What y'all do for Ross' birthday?
- What?
- Ross's birthday?
There's always something
crazy that comes up.
Damn it! God damn it!
Mr. Morris has decided
to represent himself.
- Okay. I have never seen this.
- What happened?
That's how we learned that
Ken really likes gambling.
Oh.
How are you feeling after?
I feel like I don't really want it.
Oh, my God.
[MAN] Of all of the human organs
that have suboptimal design,
the heart is the most flawed of all.
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