01x15 - Sonic Tonic

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♪ Sonic ♪

♪ Triplets born,
the throne awaits ♪

♪ A seer warns
of a deadly fate ♪

♪ Give up your children ♪

♪ Separate ♪

♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ The children grow ♪

♪ And learn what's right ♪

♪ Leaders of
the freedom fight ♪

♪ They seek their mother ♪

♪ She knows they do ♪

♪ Is it time? ♪

♪ If she only knew ♪

♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

I long for my children,
but I have to wait.

To act too soon
could seal their fate.

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

Queen aleena: I built
the hanging gardens of mobius

For my children,
before they were even born.

Someday, I would
bring them here

And show them all the trees
and flowers of mobius...

All here in this
one beautiful spot.

But before I could share
this beauty with them,

There came robotnik.

Robotnik: halt!
There it is...at last!

The only specimen
known to exist...

The fabled velocitree!

Robotnik: my traveling lab
can process an entire
tree in seconds.

You should see it
make french fries.

Robotnik: the velocitree is the
fastest growing thing on mobius!

By condensing it to its essence,
anyone can have sonic speed.

I call it sonic tonic!

But just to make sure it works,
I need a guinea pig...

Uh, I mean,
a volunteer...to try it out.

Sleet: I believe dingo
deserves the honor

Of being the first to try it.

Dingo: is it really yummy?

Robotnik: you don't
drink it, dummy!

You pour it on your feet!

Dingo: it feels squishy
between my toes!

Sleet: what if it makes him
grow fast, like a velocitree?

Robotnik: he's not a plant,
is he?

Sleet: no. But he's almost
as smart as one.

That was a good one.

Dingo: whoa!

Robotnik: look out!
He might explode!

Dingo: sleeeeet!

Sleet: get off me!

Dingo: sorry about that.

Robotnik: get off, you moron!

Well, do you feel any faster?

Sleet: try running
across the room and back.

Dingo: okay.

Robotnik: (evil laugh) it works!

Dingo: hey! How do I stop?

Robotnik: my spies tell me
sonic is in canyonopolis.

Can you capture him?

Sleet: not only
will we capture him...

We'll do it...quickly!

Sonic: can't you two
work any faster?

You've been tryin' to hook up
this sound system for--

Sonia: about five minutes?

Sonic: whoa! Has it been
that long?

Let me show ya how to do it.

Sonic: see?

The job's no prob when
you got the speed ya need.

Manic: oh, we still need to
test the system.

Sonic: boring.

I'm gonna go check out
concert security.

Back in a flash.

Sonia: oh, don't hurry.

Sonic: there should be
some resistance guys here

Watching for swat-rots.

I'd better have a look.

Hmm.

No sign of trouble.

Dingo: look closer.

Sonic: huh?

Sleet: we've
outsmarted you, sonic.

Sonic: no biggie.

Dingo: whoa! Ah!

Umph.

Sleet he got away, sleet!

Sleet: no, he didn't!

Manic: testing,
one, two, three...

Sonia: huh?

Sonic: sleet and dingo
are coming!

We gotta make tracks
before they get here.

Sleet: too late, hedgehogs.

Dingo: we're here!

Sonia: oh, thanks
for the warning.

Sonic: get the van outta here!

I'll juice and jam
till you get away!

Just when I had the house
perfectly balanced!

Sonic: let's make some music!

Are you guys gettin' faster,
or do I need to up tempo?

Whoa.

Sleet: I'd hate to be
in your shoes.

Sonic: huh?

Robotnik: at long last, sonic,

You'll keep your date
with my roboticizer.

Sleet, what took you so long?

Sleet: we would have
been here sooner,

But the old ball-and-chain's
been a real drag.

Sonic: enjoy it while you can,
butt-nik.

I won't be stayin' long.

Robotnik: just long enough
to make you my robotic
sl*ve...forever!

Sonic: can I ask
one quick question?

Robotnik: don't interrupt me!
Can't you see I'm gloating?!

Sonic: I just wanna know

How you made sleet and dingo
fast enough to catch me.

Robotnik: I owe it all
to your mother.

Sonic: what's mom
got to do with this?!

Robotnik: it was queen aleena
who saved the rare velocitree

In her hanging gardens...

And it was sonic tonic
made from the velocitree

That made sleet and dingo fast.

Any more questions?

Sonic: yeah.

Were you born this ugly,
or did you have to work at it?

Robotnik: roboticize him.

Sleet: I think
we should get paid first,

Before sonic is roboticized.

Robotnik: are you suggesting
I might try to cheat you

Out of your reward?

Sonic: sounds in character
to me.

Sleet: why don't we
discuss this in private?

Manic: if sonic's been collared,

Butt-nik's sure to stash him
in his new set o' wheels.

Let's go!

All I gotta do
is pop this hatch...

And we're in!

Sonia: you always take me to
the nicest places, manic!

Manic: just tryin' to show ya
a good time, sis!

Sonic: you know,
now that you've caught me,

Robotnik and sleet
won't need ya anymore.

I bet that's what
they're doin' now...

Plannin' how to get rid of you.

Maybe sleet'll morph ya
into a fly and swat ya!

Dingo: keep your hedgehog
trap shut!

You're just tryin' to
get me raaaaattled!

Whoa!

Sonic: what's happenin'?!

Sonic: either I'm seeing things
or you've got enough feet
for ten dingos!

Dingo: what happened?!

Wba...wha...ungh!

Sonic: that was quite a feat
with those feet!

I'm gone but not forgotten!

Dingo: you can't run away!
What'll I tell sleet?

Whoa! Oof!

Sonic: what are you two
doin' here?

Sonia: rescuing you.

Sonic: there's something
we have to do first!

Sleet: if I get rid of dingo,
I get his half of the reward

For capturing sonic, agreed?

Robotnik: I'll give you
half of his half.

That way,
everyone comes out ahead.

Except for dingo, of course.

Sleet: I demand the full amount!

Robotnik: nobody
makes demands of robotnik!

Sleet: whoa..

Robotnik: what's wrong with you?

Sleet: my feet!

Robotnik: hmm. It must be
a side effect
of the sonic tonic.

Ah, what a waste
of a good invention.

Now, he's useless!

I wonder if the same thing's
happened to...

Dingo's guarding sonic!

Dingo: phew! I made it!

Manic: what happened?

Did sleet morph him
into a shoe model for clowns?

Sonic: it's butt-nik's
new sonic tonic!

It made him fast,
but then it did this to him!

Sonia: must be
some kind of reaction!

Maybe all his morphing
has made him unstable?!

Sonic: who knows...
But we can't let butt-nik
try this on anybody else.

Can you cr*ck the code
to the lab safe?

Manic: dude, does a swat-bot
rust in the rain?

If I can't break
a butt-nik code,

I'll turn in my resistance
membership card!

Sonic: you snare the tonic, sis.

I'll see if butt-nik's swat-bots
are around!

Dingo: doh!

(Gasp)

Sonic: yep...they're around.

Sonia: come to mama!

Dingo: ugh!

Wooo....

Sonic: well what are ya
waitin' for?!

You're so slow
you're standin' still!

Manic: put your jets
in retro, bro!

Manic: guess I overdid it with
the fire extinguishers, huh?

Sonic: ya never know
until ya try!

Now, let's shake...

And stay in my wake!

Sonia: the van's
this way, sonic!

Sonic: put it in a higher gear!

Sonic: we've gotta get to
the hanging gardens...

To keep butt-nik from
juicin' another velocitree

And makin' more sonic tonic!

Sonia: if you want us
to move faster,

Maybe we should use
some of this tonic.

Sonic: no way!

You may not be a morphing
mutant mutt like dingo,

But we still don't know
what this stuff might do!

Besides, I could
teach ya to be fast

If ya weren't
such slow learners.

Sonia: sonic
is so full of himself!

He acts like just because
he's fast,

He's the leader!

Manic: his 'tude
really burns me up,

And we're not talkin' a slow
burn--know what I mean?!

Sonia: somebody needs to put
sonic in his place!

Manic: we oughta reach the
hanging gardens by morning.

Sonic: I just hope
we b*at butt-nik there!

[Thud]

Bummer majores.
A blow out!

Sonic: we're talkin' flatter
than dingo's brain waves.

I'll scout around for butt-nik,
while you two change the tire.

Manic: hey, bro, why do we
always get the dirty work?!

It's not fair!

Sonia: if we were
as fast as sonic,

He wouldn't treat us this way!

Manic: we've got a need
for speed.

♪ Woddy-oddy-op
bop-bop-ba-da-duh
woddy oddy-op ♪

♪ Woddy-oddy-op ♪

♪ Woddy-oddy-op
bop-bop-ba-da-duh
woddy oddy-op ♪

♪ Woddy-oddy-op ♪

Manic: ♪ wish I could
go faster ♪

♪ I really wish I was
the fastest thing alive ♪

♪ Woddy-odd-op bop-bop-ba-da-duh
woddy oddy-op ♪

♪ Woddy oddy-op ♪

Sonia: ♪ here comes
that sonic blaster ♪

♪ And like a comet I'd go
streaking 'cross the sky ♪

♪ Woddy-odd-op bop-bop-ba-da-duh
woddy-odd-op ♪

♪ Woddy oddy-op ♪

Manic: ♪ I'd like to be the one
that everyone says ♪

♪ Look at him go,
he makes the drumsticks smoke! ♪

♪ Who is that guy? ♪

♪ Well, that's me ♪

Sonia: ♪ if I could
just accelerate,
my life would be great ♪

♪ My legs would be a blur,
wow, look at her ♪

♪ She can really fly! ♪

♪ She flies! ♪

Both: ♪ I wish I could
go faster ♪

♪ I really wish I was
the fastest thing alive ♪

♪ Woddy-odd-op bop-bop-ba-da-duh
woddy-odd-op ♪

♪ Woddy-oddy-op ♪

♪ Here comes
that sonic blaster ♪

♪ And like a comet...i'd go
streaking 'cross the sky ♪

♪ Woddy-oddy-op bop-bop-ba-da
woddy oddy-op...♪

♪ Oh, yeah...ah! ♪

♪ Woddy-oddy-op bop-bop ba-da
woddy oddy-op...♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Woddy-odd-op bop-bop-ba-da ♪
woddy oddy-op...♪

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

Sonia: what if the same
thing happens to us

That happened to dingo?

Manic: you said it yourself.
Dingo's unstable.

He's always morphin'
into something.

No way it could happen to us!
No way!

It's the only way we'll
ever be as fast as sonic.

Sonia: okay. Let's do it.

Robotnik: sweat faster

Or I'm really gonna
turn up the heat!

Dingo: is it hot in here,
or is it just me?

Robotnik: the sonic tonic
is absorbed through the skin.

The only way to get
you two morons

To stand on your
own two feet again

Is to sweat it out of you!

Dingo: gee, I didn t know
ya cared.

Sleet: oh, will you be quiet?!

Iiiiit's working!

Robotnik: finally!

Now get out to the
hanging gardens of mobius

As quickly as you can!

Sonic's probably there
already...

Planning a way to stop me
from making more sonic tonic!

Sonic: uh-oh! This is the worst
if they get there first!

Sonic: what is this?!

Even you two slowpokes could
have changed that tire by now!

Sleet and dingo are on their way
to the hanging gardens.

I'll run ahead while you two
change the tire.

Sonia: no, you change the tire,
while I run ahead.

Sonic: did you see that?!

She did it, didn't she!
She used the tonic!

Manic: hey, sis...wait for me!

Sonic: manic's fast too!

How could they both
be so dumb?

I'd better get after 'em...

Before they start trippin'
over their own big feet!

Manic: whoa!

The hanging gardens
must be hangin' somewhere else!

Sonia: I guess they looked
better before robotnik
found them.

At least I b*at you here.

Manic: huh? No way, son-yay!
I won the race.

Sonia: you think you have to be
faster than I am?

You're just like sonic!

Sleet: where is your brother,
by the way?

Manic: hey, let's give 'em
a sonic super spin...

(Laugh) I've always
wanted to do that!

Hey, sis...what's shakin'?!

Whoa-oa!

Sleet: the fools!

They've used the sonic tonic!

(Evil laugh)

Sonia: my feet!

Now I'll never wear my new
patent leather boots!

Manic: come on, sis!
Try to spin 'em!

Sonia/manic: whoaa!

Hey! Umph!

Fleet: where is sonic?

Manic: I may have big feet,
but I don't have a big mouth!

Sonic: everybody chill.
The hedgehog's here!

Let manic and sonia go,
and I'll let ya have
the sonic tonic.

Sleet: robotnik doesn't want it!

He has no use for something
that doesn't--

Sonic: looks like I need
a plan b.

Sleet: grab him, dingo!

Sleet: climb the pyramid!
After him!

Both: whoaa...

Ugh!

Sleet: come on!
Those two aren't
going anywhere...

Not on those feet!

(Evil laugh)

Sonic: sonia! Manic!

Try ta get away!

Manic: no way, bro!

Not on these ski feet!

Sonia: save yourself, sonic!

Sonic: bummer majores!

They can't even stand up!

This stuff
is really dangerous.

(Grunt)

Maybe some sonic
underground sounds

Would get through to 'em!

Sleet: he's trapped!
He can't get away!

Sonia: manic!
Our medallions!

Manic: try it, sis!
Give 'em some sounds!

Sleet: noise can't stop us!

What is this?

Dingo: hey!

Sonic: wait a mobius minute!

What's going on?!

Manic: look at that!

It's the sonic tonic!

It grows plants faster
than it grows feet!

Dingo: I can't move!

Sleet: wait. I have an idea!

All we have to do is...

Yipes!
[Mumbling]

Sonia: the sonic tonic's made
everything like it was before.

Manic: yeah. And the power
of the music

Made our feet like
they were before, too.

Sonic: there's more than one way
to b*at sleet and dingo!

Sonia: it's beautiful!

Manic: no wonder ma
loved it here!

Sonia: you were right about
not using that tonic, sonic.

Sonic: yeah, but you never
would've tapped the sonic

If I hadn't teased ya
about bein' slow.

I promise I'll never
do that again.

Aw, can't ya speed up some?

I think I just saw
a turtle pass us!

[All laughing]