01x20 - Three Hedgehogs and a Baby

[bunniefuu]

♪ Sonic ♪

♪ Triplets born,
the throne awaits ♪

♪ A seer warns
of a deadly fate ♪

♪ Give up your children ♪

♪ Separate ♪

♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ The children grow ♪

♪ And learn what's right ♪

♪ Leaders
of the freedom fight ♪

♪ They seek their mother ♪

♪ She knows they do ♪

♪ Is it time? ♪

♪ If she only knew ♪

♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

Queen aleena:
I long for my children,
but I have to wait.

To act too soon
could seal their fate.

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

Queen aleena:
the most difficult thing
a mother has to do

Is to let go
of her children.

For some, it happens

When the children
no longer need them.

They are the lucky ones.

Sonia: looks clear.

Sonic: ready
to rock 'n' roll?

Manic: drumroll, please.

Sonic: hold on
to your lunch.

Sleet: here they come.

Robotnik: good.
What about the bait?

Baby: waah, waah!

Robotnik: ah,
what a delightful sound.

The sound that will
lead us to sanctuary.

Now shut it up!

Dingo: um,
what's "sanctuary"?

Sleet: idiot.

We've talked
about this all week!

Dingo: we have?

Sleet: listen this time.

Sanctuary is the place

Where the freedom fighters
raise their children.

Robotnik: and we're going
to destroy it

And put an end
to those brats

Growing up
to be freedom fighters!

Ohh! Enough of this.

Are the baby's audio
and visual units activated?

Sleet: yes, dr. Robotnik.

Sleet: see? It has
built-in video and audio.

We will see and hear
everything the hedgehogs do.

Robotnik: excellent.

It's the most lifelike
robot ever made.

What is your backup
in case of a malfunction?

Sleet: the baby basket.

Dingo: no!
I don't wanna be...

Dingo: a basket.

[Mechanical whirring]

Sonic: ok, manic, you're on.

Manic: clear.

Sonic: get it yet?

Sonia: sonic,
we just started.

[Beep beep beep]

Sonic: intelligence
was right.

Plans
for micro-roboticizer.

Sonic: that thing's
no bigger than a pencil.

Sonia: oh, my gosh!

If robotnik perfects this,

His spies could sneak up
on freedom fighters.

Manic: and one wave
of that wand,

And poof, you're a goner.

Sonic: hey!

Sonia: aah!

Robotnik: excellent.

Ha ha ha!

Sonic: ok, they're gone.

Let's blow this dump!

Robotnik: activate the brat.

Baby: waah, waah!

[Sonia gasps]

Manic: what was that?

Sonia: it sounded
like a baby.

[Baby crying]

Manic: huh?

Sonic: what would a baby
be doin' in this dump?

Sonia: ohh!
What a little angel!

Manic: heh. Sure doesn't
smell like an angel.

Pee-yew!

Sonic: cute little guy.

Kinda reminds me of me,
when I was a baby.

Manic: you mean
the smelly part?

What do we do with it?

Sonia: we'll take him
with us, of course.

We certainly can't
leave him here.

Robotnik: excellent.

Take the little brat
and lead me to sanctuary.

Ha ha ha!

Baby: waah, waah!

Sonia: poor little guy
was starving.

Manic: yo, he still reeks.

When are you gonna
change his diapers?

Sonia: oh, no, brother dear.

I'm feeding him.

You and sonic
get to change his diapers.

Manic: what? No way!

I don't have a clue!

Sonia: it's time
you learned.

Sonic: watch closely, bro.

Next time, you're doin' it.

Manic: huh?

Manic: ugh!

Sonia: ok, and now
we have to find out

Who this baby belongs to.

Manic: yeah,
and before his diapers
need changin' again.

[Baby cooing]

Sonia: shh.

Sleet: I've got a fix
on the house.

Let's pick them up now.

Robotnik: no. We'll wait.

They'll lead us
to sanctuary.

Then we'll destroy them all.

Robotnik: I can't see
or hear them!

Do something!

Sleet: dingo,
move to the door

So we can see
the hedgehogs!

Manic: no way,
no how, nuh-uh.

I do not baby-sit.

Sonic: hey, bro,
look at it this way.

The sooner we find
the kid's parents,

The sooner
he's out of here

And you'll never
have to baby-sit again.

Sonia: and while sonic
checks the underground,

I'll check with all
my society friends.

Sonic: besides,
he'll probably sleep
till we get back.

See ya!

Sonia: bye!

[Baby crying]

[Door shuts]

Manic: great.

[Baby crying]

Manic: aw, come on, kid,
have a heart.

Manic: dude, I fed you,
changed your yucky diapers.

What else is wrong, huh?

Manic: huh?

Oh, that's it!

You gotta burp, right?

[Baby belches]

Manic: way to go, guy!

Baby: hee hee hee!

Manic: oh,
you are kinda cute.

Manic: I know what you need.

A little ride
with the top down.

Manic: so, what do
you think, kid?

Is this beyond cool
or what?

Baby: whee! Ha ha ha!

Dingo: whoa!

Baby: whee! Ha ha ha!

Baby: ha ha ha!

Manic: yeah, ooo like that,

Didun' ooo? Didun' ooo?

Well, maybe we'll take
a widdle wide again, huh?

Dingo, retching: ohh.

Manic: huh?

Manic: hey, little dude,
ooo gottum tummyache?

Manic: hey, does
the good boy like moosic?

Manic: get ready, kid.
Here it comes.

Manic: all right!
You're a natural.

Let's jam!

Baby: hee hee hee!

Sonia: any luck?

Sonic: checked everywhere.
Nada.

[Baby snoring softly]

Manic: you're
pretty cool, kid.

Manic: ya know what?
You need a name.

Ed?

Uh, bertram?

Chauncey?

Manic: nah.

Manic: hip!

Hip hedgehog!

Ha ha!

Manic: check ya later, hip.

Manic: huh?

Manic: shh!

You guys back already?

[Dingo snoring]

Sleet: dingo, wake up,
you idiot!

We can't hear
what they're saying!

Manic: aw,
we had a great time.

He cried, I fed him.

He cried, I burped him.

Then I cried
when he ralphed on my vest.

Sonia: so, you won't mind
taking care of him

While we try to find
the roboticizer prototype
tonight?

Manic: oh, no prob. Huh?

Sonic: ok, who are you,

And what did you do
with the real manic?

Manic: ha, ha.

So me and hip spent
a little quality time,

And now we're buds.

Sonia: hip?

Manic: well,
he needed a name.

Sonic: hip hedgehog.

Way cool!

Sonia: so we got
tonight covered,

But what about after that?

Manic: we should take him
to sanctuary.

Robotnik: yes! Ha ha ha!

Show me sanctuary!

Sonia: no, we can't.

Too many things to do.

Manic: but...

Sonia: it's ok, manic.

We can leave the baby at one
of the underground shelters.

He'll be fine.

Manic: no way!

Those places get raided
all the time!

Got a better idea.

I'll take him
to the sanctuary tonight

While you guys
are on the mission.

Sonic: too dangerous
to take that journey alone.

You know that.

Hip: waah!

[All gasp]

Hip: waah! Waah!

Dingo: whoa! Ooh!

Sonia: maybe he's hungry.

Sonic: I've got
something for him.

Manic: uh, sonic, babies
don't eat chili dogs.

Sonic: his loss.

Ahh, a work of art.

Manic: I know
what he wants.

Music!

Hip: waah! Waah!

Sonia: amazing!

Well, then, let's
give him a song.

All: ♪ bein' a kid is cool ♪

♪ There's so many fun things
for kids to do ♪

♪ Making funny faces
and actin' like fools ♪

♪ Playing chase,
singing songs ♪

Sonia: ♪ hopscotch, too ♪

All: ♪ games and toys
and ice cream really rules ♪

♪ Bein' a kid is cool ♪

♪ Running
through the house ♪

Sonic:
♪ chasin' each other ♪

All: ♪ jumpin' on the bed ♪

Manic: ♪ hidin'
from your mother ♪

All:
♪ a bubbly bubble bath ♪

Sonia: ♪ washes off
the day's dirt ♪

All: ♪ put a band-aid
on the boo-boo ♪

♪ Where you fell
and got hurt ♪

♪ Bein' a kid is cool ♪

♪ There's so many fun things
we used to do ♪

♪ Makin' funny faces
and actin' like fools ♪

Sonic: ♪ baseball ♪

Manic: ♪ bicycles ♪

Sonia: ♪ ballet, too ♪

All: ♪ dogs and dolls
and ice cream really ruled ♪

♪ Bein' a kid is cool ♪

Sonic: ♪ bein'
a kid is cool ♪

All: ♪ bein' a kid is cool ♪

♪ Bein' a kid is ♪

♪ So very cool ♪

Sonic: you gonna
be cool, bro?

Manic: no prob.

Sonia: we can go now.

Bye-bye, baby.

Hip: goo, goo, goo!

Manic: there's no way
I'm lettin' you hang

In some crummy shelter.

We're gonna go
to sanctuary, hip.

Robotnik: that's it, sleet!

Mobilize the swat-bots!

Ha ha ha!

Dingo: ohh, ohh...

Sonia: what's that?

Sonic: as*ault force.

Sonia, gasping: oh, my gosh!

I've never seen so many!

Sonic: yeah.
Wonder what's up?

Sonia: well,
let's just be happy

They're not following us.

Manic: it'll take us
a while to get there, hip,

But I guarantee
you're gonna love it.

Sleet: I have the hedgehog
in sight, sir.

Robotnik:
that's close enough.

Shift to stealth mode.

Sonia: uh-oh.

Sonic: I hate it
when you say, "uh-oh."

Sonia: look at this.

Sonic: yeah,
I've seen it. So?

Yeah, so?

Sonia: so, there's nothing
else to see, sonic.

There are no insides
to the thing.

It's a fake!

Sonic: huh?

Baby: waah! Waah! Waah!

Robotnik: isn't it annoying

When they won't stop crying?

Robotnik: fortunately,

Like those
roboticizer plans,

This baby...

[Both gasp]

Robotnik: is fake, too!

Sonic: why, you...

Both: uhh! Uhh! Unh!

Sonic: electronic shackles!

Robotnik: welcome to
your nightmare, hedgehogs.

Heh heh heh.

It seems your brother
has decided

To take
that cute little baby

On a journey.

Sonia: manic!

Sonic: where's he going?

Robotnik: to that place
you call sanctuary.

Sonia: oh, my gosh!

Robotnik: oh, it will
be such a pleasure

Destroying the freedom fighters'
little nest

And all the little
nestlings! Ha ha ha!

Sonia: you are
so below slime.

Robotnik: thank you.

Robotnik: ha ha ha!
Nice try, hedgehog,

But those fields
will withstand anything.

Sonia: huh?

Sonic: even a power outage,
ro-butthead?

Robotnik: ahh!

Sonia: nice sh*t, bro!

Robotnik: stop them!

Sonic: hold on
to your socks, sis.

Robotnik: hold your fire,
you idiots!

Manic: hang in, hip.
We're gettin' closer
to sanctuary.

Sonia: there he is!
We're lucky.

He's still kilometers
from sanctuary.

Sonic: get ready
to fly, sis.

Sleet: dr. Robotnik,

The other hedgehogs
have arrived.

Robotnik: sleet, you idiot!

Blast them out of the sky!

Sleet: yes, sir!

Dingo, grab the hedgehog!

Dingo: gotcha, hedgehog!

[Sonic gasps]

Manic: uhh! Uhh!
Let me go! Come on! Uhh!

Manic: help!

Manic: hip!

No!

Manic: unh!

Dingo: aah!

Sonia: sonic, look!

Sleet: you're lucky
I'm saving you,

You useless moron.

[Bird chirps]

Manic: huh?

Sonic: manic, look out!

Sonia: sorry.
We just found out, too.

Manic: I'm gonna get
robotnik for this!

Sonic: well,
here's your chance.

Let's give 'em
some flying lessons.

Sleet: ha ha ha!

Sonia: sonic,
they're getting close!

Sonia: sonic, maybe we can
lose them in that big cloud.

Sonic: yeah! Good idea, sis!

Manic, if we split up,
they'll split up.

Jam into the cloud
from the right,

And I'll go left.

We'll meet in the middle
and blow out the top.

Manic: you got it!

Manic: now, if you
wanna learn that,

You need to find some sticks
and some flat rocks.

[Children laughing]

Manic: to think, I almost
led those guys here.

Sonia: you were just trying
to do the right thing.

Sonic: you ok, bro?

[Children laughing]

Manic: I am now.