01x24 - Six Is a Crowd

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "Sonic Underground". Aired: 6 January – 23 May 1999.*
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Follows Sonic and his two siblings, Sonia and Manic, as they search for their lost mother.
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01x24 - Six Is a Crowd

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♪ Sonic ♪

♪ Triplets born,
the throne awaits ♪

♪ A seer warns
of a deadly fate ♪

♪ Give up your children ♪

♪ Separate ♪

♪ Bide your time,
lie in wait ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ The children grow ♪

♪ And learn what's right ♪

♪ Leaders of
the freedom fight ♪

♪ They seek their mother ♪

♪ She knows they do ♪

♪ Is it time? ♪

♪ If she only knew ♪

♪ Will the prophecy
come true? ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

I long for my children,
but I have to wait.

To act too soon
could seal their fate.

♪ They made a vow ♪

♪ Their mother
will be found ♪

♪ Sonic underground ♪

Manic: ew, are we there yet,
or are we lost?

Sonic: relax.

I know these mountains
like the back of my hand!

All: unh!

Sonic: huh?

[Sonia gasps]

Manic: like the back
of your hand, huh?

Sonia: what did you hit?

[Gasp]

[Yeti growls]

All: aah!

[Yeti roars]

Sonic: oh, boy!

Sonia: sonic hedgehog!
You are so in trouble.

[Yeti growls]

All: aah!

All: whoa-oh!

Sonia: mph!

Sonic: ouch!

All: huh?

Oracle: ah,
you're just in time...

For lunch.

Sonic: awesome dogs, orc.

Cool!

Sonia: oracle,
we're here because...

Oracle:
you brought the globe.

All: huh?

Manic: how'd ya know?

Sonia: you gave us the globe
and told us to look deeply.

Manic: did you mean that
this is where we can find mom?

Oracle: that is for you
to discover.

Sonic: do ya ever just give
a straight answer?

Oracle: what do you think?

Sonic: err!

Oracle: to reach
your quest, this globe
is but the first step.

Sonic: so, how about we take
the step already?

Oracle: hmm...[Chuckles]
done!

Sonic: cool.

I'll take these to go!

Oracle: study those you
encounter carefully,

For through them,
you may see your own future.

Manic: whoa! Rippin' ride!

Sonic:
so which way do we go?

Sonia: shh. Listen.

[Musical tones]

Sonic: it's
coming from this one.

Let's rumble.

Manic: dude! What happened?

Sonic: [gasp] look out!

Road hog!

Sonia: huh?

Oh, my gosh!
It's so beautiful.

Manic: yeah. I could seriously
get into this place.

Right, bro?

Sonic?

What's up?

Sonic: I finally got one.

Sonia: one what?

I don't believe it!

Sonic: me, neither.

But what's with the bulge
on my perfect bod?

Seamstress: [gasp]

Sonia: what's with her?

And why do they have
a statue of you?

Manic: maybe the pigeons
needed a place to sit.

Sonic: ah, I guess
my coolness precedes me.

Ever think of that?

Sonia and manic: no.

Sonic: jealousy
is not attractive.

Sonia: oh, my gosh!

Manic: ditto.

Sonic: there goes
the neighborhood!

Manic: hmmph! Where's
a pigeon when you need one?

[Horn honks]

Sonic: break time!

Two doggies with
the works, pal, extra chili.

Jake:
I am deeply honored, sire.

Please, eat all you want,
free of charge.

Sonic: all I want?
Free of charge?

I think I've found paradise.

Robotnik:
I can't believe our luck.

All hedgehogs
without their bodyguards,

Ripe for the picking.

Tell jake it's a go.

Sonia: how awful!

Nothing but ruins!

Manic: yeah,
looks like robotropolis.

Sonic: [chewing sounds]
but the chili dogs are free!

All: [gasp]

Sonic: a smiling swat-butt?

Hey!

Jake: inside! Move!

Sonic, straining: I don't think
we're in robotropolis anymore.

Oracles--ya gotta love em.

A little help here, please?

Jake: inside! Move!

Manic: ladies first.

Sonia: time to twirl and whirl!

Sonic: nice work, guys,
but, uh...

Manic: incoming!

Sonic: juice 'n' jam time!

Manic: bro! Over there!

Sonic: gotcha!

Sonia: did we lose them?

Sonic: I think so.

Robotnik: think again!

All: [gasp]

Robotnik: welcome,
your majesties.

Please, make yourselves at home.

Sonic: whaddaya know?

Bald boy got a rug
and some new duds.

Robotnik: very amusing, sire.

Sonic: sire?

Robotnik: but even more
amusing is the fact
that as of right now,

The revolution is over.

Manic: way too strange.

[Humming eerie music]

Robotnik:
you took away our money.

You took away our freedom.

And you even took away
our music.

All: huh?

Robotnik:
but from this day forward,

My freedom fighters
shall live free!

Sonic: your freedom fighters?

Sonia: huddle.

Smiling swat-bots?
Statues of us?

Calling us royalty?

I think I know what's going on.

Manic: what?

Sonia: where oracle put us
is in a weird dimension

Where robotnik's
the good guy and...

Sonic: we're the bad guys?

Swat-bot: grievances to be heard

Before the royal hedgehog
tribunal.

Music heard in sector .

Tax collector
mugged in sector .

Sonic :
[yawns] destroy sector .

Manic : double
the taxes in sector !

Swat-bot: jeweler
unable to deliver

Diamond necklace
for princess sonia.

Sonia : throw him
in the dungeon!

And his family, too!

Sonic: el grossamundo!

Look at that paunch!

Doesn't that guy
have a mirror?

Manic: man, this manic
is mondo creepy.

Sonia: and her gown
is so last season.

Robotnik : my spy-bot
is broadcasting live.

How are you doing this?

Sonia: that's not us
and we can prove it!

They hate music, right?

Robotnik : so?

Manic: rip it, sibs!

Sonic:
♪ if there's something
that you hunger for ♪

♪ And you need to
satisfy your appetite ♪

♪ I can do that for you ♪

Sonia: ♪ if you need
a little sunshine ♪

♪ In your life ♪

♪ I will be your
ray of light ♪

♪ I can do that for you ♪

Manic: ♪ when you need
that something special ♪

♪ Only I can provide,
just call my name ♪

♪ I will be right by
your side 'cause ♪

All: ♪ I can do that
for you ♪

♪ I can do that! ♪

Sonic:
♪ anything you need ♪

All: ♪ I'll come running ♪

♪ I can do that for you! ♪

♪ I can do that! ♪

Sonic: ♪ just call
my number and you'll ♪

♪ See me coming ♪

♪ No matter
where you are ♪

♪ In the middle
of the night ♪

♪ I'll be the one
who comes ♪

♪ To always make it right ♪

All:
♪ I can do that for you ♪

♪ I can do that! ♪

Sonic: ♪ anything you need
I'll come running ♪

All: ♪ I can do that
for you! ♪

♪ I can do that! ♪

Sonic: ♪ just call my number
and you'll see me coming ♪

All:
♪ I can do that for you ♪

Sonic:
♪ I can do that! ♪

All: ♪ I can
do that for you! ♪

Sonic: ♪ I can
do that for you! ♪

Robotnik : welcome to
the freedom fighters!

Sonic: what can we
do for ya, bud?

Sonia: ok, just remember
to be mean and greedy.

Sonic: and don't you forget
to be vain and bossy.

Manic: sonic,
stick out your stomach.

Sonic: yo, tinheads!
Open the gates!

Sonia: don't stand there
gawking, you idiots!

Open the gate!

Sonic: oh, and by the way,
you're all fired!

Sonia : ouch!

How dare you stick me
with a pin!

Guards!

Throw her in the street!

Seamstress:
oh, have mercy! Please?

Old man: eh, this is
all the money I have left.

My family is starving!

Oh!

Manic :
put him in chains!

Next!

Sonic : those were
the worst chili dogs

I've ever tasted!

Chef: [nervous moan]

Sonic : throw him
in the dungeon!

Hedgehogs: huh?

Chef: oh, please, sire?

I'm sorry about
the chili dogs.

Please don't send me
to the dungeon!

Sonic: huh?

Chef: please?

Sonic: oh.
Oh, yeah, that.

Uh, I changed my mind.
Let him go.

Chef: oh! Thank you, sire.

Thank you!

Sonic: let's split up.

We can kick
more butt that way.

Sonia: meet back here
in minutes.

Sonic: how about
seconds?

Oh, by the way,
you're fired!

And tell
all the other guards
they're fired, too.

Sonic : [gasp]

Sonic:
hey, what's up, cuz?

You gonna eat that?

[Chewing]

Delish!

Sonic : who--
who are you?

Sonic:
I'm what you shoulda been
instead of what you are.

Sonic :
guards! Guards!

Sonic:
oh, didn't I tell you?

I fired the guards.

It's just
you and me, pal.

Tell ya what.

Let's have
a little race.

End of the table
and back,

Winner take all.

In this case,

The palace, village,
countryside--

The whole enchilada,
or chili dog.

Sonic : no one
is faster than me.

Sonic: that right?

Well, tell ya what.
I'll go in reverse.

Sonic : deal!

Sonic:
tell you what, sport.

Just to make it fair,

I'll even give you
a head-start.

Sonic : ready-set-go!

Huh?

Sonic: bye-bye.

Hey! Ugh!

Sonic :
guess you lose, sport.

Sonic: [gasp]

Manic : huh?

[Gasp]

Ugh!

Stop!

Guards!

Where are my guards?

Manic: I sent them home.

Manic : you!
You look--oh!

Oh! You! You!

Manic: just like you?

Yeah, I may
look like you,

But I don't steal
from the poor.

Manic :
I don't steal. I tax.

Manic: not anymore.

Manic : [gasp] ahh!

Aah!

Manic: you up
for a little ride?

Sonia :
bring me my mirror.

Attendant: oh!

Sonia: shh!

Attendant: [gasp]

Sonia : pbbbbth!

Sonia: boo!

Sonia : [scream]
who are you?

Sonia: I'm you,

But way better,
girlfriend!

Sonia : get out of here,
you--you imposter!

Guards!

Sonia : [gasp]

[Fainting sigh]

Sonic : I don't know
who you are, buddy,

But I know
where you're going.

Sonic:
tell you what, bone-head,
let's race again.

This time I'll b*at you
on one leg,

Going backwards,
eyes closed and
holding my breath.

That should make it
about even.

Sonic : doesn't matter.
I've re-called my guards.

They'll be here
any moment.

Put him in irons!

Robotnik :
that won't be necessary.

Sonic: never thought
I'd be saying this,

But thanks, robotnik!

May i?

Robotnik : be my guest.

Sonic: for someone so slow,
you sure are in a big hurry.

Sonic : whoa!

Umph!

Sonic: you're out!

Manic: so what do we do
with these clowns?

Sonia: too bad
we can't take them

Back to robotropolis
and show them

What it's like
to live underground.

Robotnik : you know,
they're so arrogant,

They haven't left
the palace for years.

They have no idea.

Sonic: I think you got
something there, robuttnik!

Robotnik : what?

Sonic: sorry, big guy.

Hard habit to break.

Anyway, why don't we
give them a grand tour?

Let them see what they've
done to robotropolis.

Robotnik :
this street once thrived

With family owned stores,

But years of your taxes
put them out of business.

Manic : but
the government needs--

Manic: open your eyes,
not your mouth, bud.

Sonia : oh,
poor little girl.

Hedgehogs : [sobbing]

Robotnik :
there's one more place

You need to see,
your majesties.

Sonic : say,
what is this place?

Robotnik :
a place where anyone

Who wants to sing and
play music are taught.

Sonia : it's beautiful.

There was a time
when I was very young

That I played and sang.

And so did my brothers.

Robotnik :
oh, I remember.

[All laugh]

Sonic :
from this time forward,
my citizens,

We shall have
a kingdom of peace,
prosperity, music,

And chili dogs for all!

[Cheers]

Robotnik : huh?

Queen aleena:
my children.

Sonia: [gasp]
sonic, stop!

Sonic: what's up, sis?

Sonia: I heard
a woman's voice.

Manic: mom?

Sonia: shh.

[Gasp]

Mother?

Queen aleena: I am so proud
of what you did.

You saw what happened
when power corrupts,

And you saw what happens
when good triumphs over evil.

I promise you
that one day soon

This too will happen.

I love you.

Manic: mom!

Sonia: [crying]

Sonic:
let's juice 'n' jam, guys.

We've got work to do.

Sonia: [crying]

Sonic: sis, you ok?

Sonia: [sniffs]
I could use a hug here.

Sonic: come here, sis!

Manic: group hug!

Sonia: aww, you guys!
[Sniffs]

You're right, sonic.

We've got work to do.

Sonic:
then let's do it to it.
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