01x03 - Butch Mario & The Luigi Kid/All Steamed Up

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Luigi:]
Alright, ok, ok.

Alright, alright.

Ok I'll get this one.

Alright.

Ok.

There we go, all the
valves are tightened.

Tightened?

I thought we were
loosening them.

[ring]

I'll finish up over
here you go get the phone.

Alright.

And put it on speakerphone.

What do you mean speakerphone?

I fixed it special just push
the third pepperoni from the

right.

Mario Brothers
Plumbing, you block 'em,

we clear 'em!

Mario Brothers atten-hut!

Oh, it's that bully
Sergeant Slaughter.

I heard that,

drop and give me ten!

Ok Serg, we're doing them.

Stupid speakerphone.

You'd better have my
steam cabinet fixed.

I'm stuck in traffic
on the Brooklyn Bridge,

but I'm taking a shortcut,
and I'll be right there.

How can you take a shortcut
off the Brooklyn Bridge?

The guy's a goof.

It's helps if you have
a Sherman t*nk, bozo!

[tires screeching]

It's as ready
as it'll ever be.

Alright I'll go
check on the pizza.

That Sergeant Slaughter's
a pretty tough customer,

I'd better check
this baby out.

I'd better check
this baby out.

As you were troop!

As I was, was pulling a
pizza out of the oven.

Proceed on schedule dough boy.

Hut to, hut to,
double time it!

Meanwhile, I'll
check this baby out;

see how she works.

I don't like the way
this thing is thumping.

Why don't you come up
here to the kitchen?

You can hardly
hear it from here.

Sounds good over here.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

[Mario:]
Plumber's log number .

Evil King Koopa had
grabbed Princess Toadstool,

and hidden her away
in the Wild West.

and hidden her away
in the Wild West.

"Wanted dead of alive:
Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid."

Hey Mario, I told you
we shouldn't have come!

This place is full
of dangerous outlaws!

Hey, that's you guys!

Us?

Ahh!

"Reward: , gold pieces."

Ten-thousand gold pieces?

I'm taking you crooks to jail.

[gasp]

And that there
gold to the bank.

Hang on!

Don't you want to read the
part about how dangerous we

are?

You?

Ha!

I'll show you dangerous!

Mario!

It's getting
sticky, do something!

Hey cactus!

In your face pardner!

I don't get it.

You guys aren't crooks, how
come your pictures are on that

wanted poster?

Must be Koopa's idea.

When we find where
he's hiding the Princess,

you can ask him.

[Princess:]
Mario, Luigi, help!

You'll never see those
pipsqueak plumbers again;

I put prices on
their heads, he he he,

and a posse on their tails.

Your kingdom
will never be free,

and you'll spend the rest of
your life crawling at my feet.

[laughs]

I'll leave the
crawling to you,

you repulsive reptile!

Then there's
breakfast, lunch and dinner,

for the rest of the week.

[laughs]

I'll drop by in a few weeks
to accept your surrender.

Starve well my
pretty Princess!

[laughs]

When I get my hands on that
King Koopa I'll fix his wagon!

Hey, what's the matter
with King Koopa's wagon?

Is it broken?

[Mouser:]
No it's just fine.

And it's waiting for
you, criminal vermin!

[Mario and Luigi:]
Mouser!

Sheriff Mouser to you,
you despicable villains.

Villains?

Yo!

I never villain nobody.

I'm uh---

Under arrest,
apprehended and busted.

First you have to catch us.

After them feather brains!

They're getting away!

They're getting away!

Oh no!

End dend!

I mean, dend dead!

I mean gee, we're trapped!

[Mario:]
Check out those
logs, we'll leap frog across.

I'm no frog, I
can't even swim.

Then we'll leap Mushroom.

You-you-you leap, I'll look!

The varmints went that-a-way!

Get 'em!

You'd rather stay here?

Yipes!

Whoa!

Whoaaaa!

If they can do it, so can I.

Uh, I mean you.

Posse charge!

Ahhhh!

[crying]

[Koopa:]
Those pesky
plumbers got away!?

You buck toothed bumble head!

You're a disgrace to
rodents everywhere!

You put those
drain drips in prison,

or I'll lock you up instead!

[gulp]

Don't worry King Koopa ha,
I'll get every bounty hunter

in the territory after them.

in the territory after them.

[Luigi:] Oh no!

Sherriff Mouser's raised
the reward for our capture!

[Toad:] For , gold pieces,
I might think about turning

you in.

[squawk]

Hey, look over there!

[Mario:] "Help!"

Help who?

[Luigi:] Who's "me"?

[Mario:] It's
Princess Toadstool,

let's go!

Princess Toadstool must be
inside.

[Mouser:] Hold it
right there varmints!

Reach for the
sky you varmints!

[squawk]

Not now you ratfink,
you'll get the reward later!

You think I carry
that much cash?

[squawk]

I told you later!

Partners, I think it's
time to head for the hills.

[kaboom]

[Luigi:] Whoaaa!

Yipes!

[gasps]

Hey look!

Free Italian food, let's eat!

Excuse me paisano, we'd like
three orders of free spaghetti

to go.

[Koopa:] How about--

[gasps]

[Koopa:] To stay,
as my prisoners!

[laughs]

[Koopa:] Princess Toadstool
can forget about a rescue.

I got her budinski
buddies all Koopered up.

[laughs]

Looks like we're facing
years of bread and water.

Not me!

My stomach would
never speak to me again.

Listen, I got a plan.

Water!

WATER!

Ok, which one of you plumb
scum keeps yelling he's dying

of thirst?

Him!

Tough tortellini,
this is my water.

[laughs]

Patty cake, patty
cake, pasta man.

Give me pasta power
as fast as you can.

Hey!

What are you loonies up to?

Pasta power!

Hey!

What's the big idea?

Sorry Sheriff, it
was an accident.

[Luigi:] Yeah, I mean
we're so thirsty,

we don't know
what we're doin'.

I'm warning you jailbirds,
don't let it happen again.

Right on paisano!

Alright, yea!

Give me a sh*t of low fat.

Bob-ombs.

Just what we
need for the break!

Just what we
need for the break!

You'll get a bang out
of this Sheriff Mouser.

[gasp]

If Toad doesn't get
us out of here soon,

I'm gonna eat this mattress!

[Toad:] Bombs away!

Yo!

I need a doctor.

I need a pizza.

Stop them!

Stop those horse thieves!

You're right Toad, this is the
mine where Princess Toadstool

was sending us smoke signals.

Gee I hope we can find her,
before the Sherriff's posse

finds us.

[Mario:] Someone's
bricked up the mine.

I'll bet this is
where King Koopa,

is keeping the Princess!

We can use those b*mb
plants to get inside.

Hey, hey fellas, look!

Egg melons.

Luigi!

You're standing too close!

Get back!

Yipes!

[kaboom]

Wake up Luigi!

The only time
plumbers sleep on a job,

is when we're
working by the hour.

[coughs]

Oh, thanks Mario, but
I can't breath in here.

I'm a gondola!

That's a goner,
spaghetti head.

Goner?

Oh no!

Hang in there little brother,
Mario will get ya some fresh

air!

Yipes!

Now we're all gondolas!

Now linguini lips, we'll see
who's really the fastest g*n

in the west.

Cheep, cheep.

At the cheep of six, draw!

Cheep, cheep, cheep.

Counting cheaps
always puts me to sleep.

[snoring]

Cheep...

...cheep...

Gotcha!

That's only five.

You cheated!

Like my grandfather
Poopa la Koopa always said,

"cheat, b*at, and be merry."

You won't cheat
your way out of this!

Come on guys, I'll bet
the smoke's cleared.

Let's find the Princess.

[yelling]

Mamma mia!

I knew we should
have looked here first.

[Koopa:] How nice of you to
drop in on Princess Toadstool.

How are you gonna get
out now, drain-o brains?

[chuckles]

Now I got you pipesqueaks
just where I want ya!

Water!

I hear water.

Quick Luigi, it's
time for plumbing power!

There's more than one
way to get rid of pests!

Ready Luigi?

Waiting and rilling.

I mean uh,
raiting and willing.

I mean, ohh just flush!

Cool it Koopa!

Whoa!

Look out!

Oof!

We're free!

How can I thank you?

That's easy, I can
think of seven ways.

Seven?

Yea!

Spaghetti, ravioli,
macaroni, tortellini,

moscachelli, linguini,
and garlic ice cream.

Mmmm.

Oh, good!

Oh, good and hot.

Whoa.

Huh?

♪ What you make
that pizza with? ♪

♪ Anchovies,
grapes, and Cheez Whiz. ♪

♪ I don't like that
thumping sound. ♪

♪ Boy I wish
Mario was around. ♪

♪ What's wrong with
the steam machine? ♪

♪ It just needs a
bit more steam. ♪

♪ Valve on, one, two. ♪

♪ Red zone, three, four. ♪

♪ Valve on, one, two! ♪

♪ Red zone, three, four! ♪

Alright dough boy!

♪ Hit the deck
and no more jive! ♪

♪ Please Sergeant
Slaughter can I just do five? ♪

♪ Read my lips dough boy,
hit the deck and give me five! ♪

Why I
oughta...

...kidding, just kidding.

♪ Stay right there
don't touch that dial. ♪

♪ We'll be back in
a little while. ♪

♪ Watch the
previews on your screen. ♪

♪ Legend of Zelda
exciting scenes. ♪

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

Ahh!

Huh?

[gasp]

[roar]

Ahh!

The Triforce of Wisdom!

Mine, at last!

Ugh, ugh.

Huh?

Come on Link!

My kind of girl;
completely crazy!

Wahoo!

Ok that's better.

That's how I like
to start a morning.

[Luigi:]
, , .

At ease troop.

It must be some kind
of communist plot.

How do ya figure that Serg?

It's in the red zone.

Scolding hot, that's a
real soldier's steam cabinet.

I guess it's ok, except
for that thumping sound.

Oh yea, but even that's
getting smaller Serg.

Don't just stand there
troop, load it on the t*nk!

And move out
smartly, I'm double parked.

Double parked?

Yea, I parked a t*nk
on top of a Chevy.

Boy was that driver mad, I
thought she'd never stop

yelling.

Double time.

[grunting]

I'm gonna k*ll that
Mario running off like this.

I'm so mad I'm
ready to explode!

I'll show you explode!

If I get my hands
on that Sergeant,

I'll whittle him down to size!

Mario, stop kiddin'
around and stand up!

I am standing!

Mamma mia!

What am I gonna tell Mama?

Look at you!

For cryin' out loud!

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪