01x12 - Brooklyn Bound/Cher's Poochie

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

Hey Edison, will you hook up
the power supply of my pizza

transformer?

Consider it done there Mario.

Okie dokie, all pizza
transforming systems are a go.

Ok Edison, thanks!

[ding dong]

Yo Mario,
someone's at the door.

I can't hear you.

[Luigi:] Oh for crying out
loud would you do me a favour?

Would you shut this racket
off who can't hear anything?

[ding dong]

I said I can't hear ya.

Hey Luigi, someone's
at the door go ahead.

Oh very funny.

Oh lighten up will ya brother?

You'd think you had a
date with Cher or somethin'.

Ha ha, funny funny funny.

I'll miss you baby.

It's Cher!

Wow that awkward kid with
the braids and the braces has

really grown huh?

You must have me
confused with Sonny.

Hi Luigi, hi Mario.

Hey, you remember us?

How can I forget?

My shower still runs
the dishwasher woo!

Hey let's cut the small talk.

I have an emergency dimple
appointment with my plastic

surgeon, can you
watch my little poochie?

Oh are you
kidding, for you Cher?

No charge.

Who said anything about money?

See ya.

Yo hey Cher, can I
get your autograph?

Stay, stay, stay,
hey pooch stay,

stay pooch, stay.

Have you never seen a
pizza transformer before?

Well watch.

[barking]

[Mario:] Uh ohhhh.

Yo Mario, look at this!

I got Cher's
autograph, right here,

on the mozzarella.

Roof!

Mario, what are you doing?

I'm sittin' here
wagging my tail.

Did you hear what I heard?

[barking]

Oh no, I hope the dog
catchers are taking the day

off today.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪♪

Plumber's log,
, the Snow World.

We were blue from the
cold, and pale from hunger.

Koopa Khan and his horde,
had been after us for days.

Whooooa!

Mama Mia, I'm being
totally blown away!

Heeeeelp!

Yikes!

Leapin' lasagna!

Ahhhhh!

[Luigi:] I've had it!

I've had it!

I'm sick of Koopa chasing
us from world to world.

I wanna go home.

This time I agree, Luigi.

Freezing and fightin' and
fleeing from Koopa is losing

its charm.

I miss Brooklyn!

Mario!

Why, you should've told me.

If you're that homesick, we'll
find some way to get you back

to your own people.

[Koopa:] The only place
those faucet freaks will go,

is straight to my dungeon.

In here, quick!

[panting]

After them you
muddle headed mongols!

Sorry guys!

Looks like were trapped.

Huh?

Hey, what's this thing?

Wait!

that could be dangerous!

[gasp]

Ahhhh!

[gasps]

Yikes!

Ahhhhh!

Looks like those drips have
finally taken the big drop!

Ahhhh!

Noo!

Look out below!

Wow!

Some really great plumber
has been working down here.

[Man's Voice:] Not just
really great sonny,

the greatest
plumber in the world!

Mighty mostaccioli!

Can this be true?

It's Salvador Drainado!

You know this dude?

Everybody in
Brooklyn knows Sal.

He's a plumber's plumber.

The Duke of Drains,
The Prince of Pipes,

but he disappeared.

That's right bambino.

I've been lost in this crazy
Mushroom Kingdom for thirteen

years!

But now, I finally
found a way out!

This map, leads
to a drainpipe,

that'll take me
straight home to Brooklyn.

Brooklyn!

Home sweet home!

Oh boy!

Lead us to that drainpipe!

[Salvador:] I can't
lead you anywhere,

not until we get past that.

Whoa!

I guess we stay
in Mushroom Land.

You young kids
give up too easy!

If I had some help, I
could finish piping in an

underground river, and
use the force of its water,

to bust right
through that wall!

You've got to help him so you
can all get back to Brooklyn.

Why don't you and
Toad come with us?

[Princess:] No, my
people need me.

But this is your big
chance to go home,

and I want you to take it.

Well--

I mean it Mario.

You've already helped
me more than I deserve.

Go home.

Enough talk!

Let's get to work!

[laughs]

[Koopa:] For
courage beyond compare!

For bravery
beyond description!

I praise this great hero,
the superior fiend: Me.

Koopa Khan, the Magnificent!

Hooray!

Hooray!

If I didn't deserve this,
I wouldn't give it to me.

A toast to Koopa Khan.

Yeah, a toast, to me, for
getting rid of the Princess

and her pals all
in one fell swoop.

Cheer me you clods!

[cheering]

Your malignant meanness,
I have terrible news!

The Princess and the
Mario Brothers have escaped!

What?

They're in the caverns.

Koopa Pack, it's
time to att*ck!

To your ostriches!

That should do it.

Give her a try, Sal!

Cross your fingers.

[Princess:] Yay!

Bravo!

Hip hip, hooray!

Yahoo!

Way to go!

Wahoo!

We did it!

We did it!

Let's go find that
drainpipe back to Brooklyn.

Last one into the
cave is a goodie goodie.

[Princess:] That's molten lava!

[Mario:] We fall into that, and
we'll get a hotfoot all over!

Don't look down!

N-now you tell me.

[Koopa:] Hey, drains for brains!

[gasp]

[laughs]

[kaboom]

Ahhh!

Goodbye, and good riddance!

[laughs]

Ahhhh!

[Mario:] Mamma mia!

[grunting]

[Mario:] Luigi!

Everybody!

Grab hold!

Whatever you do
Mario, don't let go!

[Mario:] Can't-hold-on!

[Princess:] Yes you can Mario!

Think positive!

[grunting]

Better yet, I'll
think magic Fire Flower!

You'll never
reach it faucet face.

You and your
friends are doomed!

Oh yeah?

I'll show you!

Whoa!

Don't let go!

That boiling lava could
sure singe a man's suspenders!

Relax Sal!

You know what they say;
old plumbers never fry.

Just one more inch.

Ahhh, it's Koopa
stompin' time.

[cheering]

Darn, you
disgusting drain heads!

Yay Mario!

Whoops!

Time to Koopa out!

You Snifit cowards!

You yellow bellies!

Wait for your fearless leader!

You'll pay for this
you pesky plumber!

Yeooow!

Oh yeah Koopa?

I'm sending you a bill!

Way to go Mario!

You really socked
it to those Snifits!

[Salvador:] We're
running out of time!

Let's go find that drainpipe!

There she is!

The last
drainpipe to Brooklyn!

We step up onto that
platform, open the valves,

and we are Brooklyn bound!

[gasp]

I don't know Luigi I mean,
who needs Brooklyn anyway?

What do you mean
who needs Brooklyn?

All that traffic and stuff.

Maybe we should stay
and help the Princess.

[Princess:] No way Mario, you
belong back in your own land.

I order you to go!

She's right.

This is a one time only,
one-way trip with no return

ticket.

Well, so long.

Been real nice
knowin' you Princess.

Goodbye guys, I'll miss you!

Don't go
blabbin' it around but,

she's not the only one.

You stupid, sniveling Snifits!

Find a way across
that chasm, and find it,

now!

Ow ow ow ow ow!

[cracking]

Huh?

I got an idea.

Let's use that rock
thing for a bridge.

That was my idea
you snug-faced simp.

Let's go, and don't
spare the ostrich power.

You hear that?

Brooklyn!

Hang on!

Any second now we'll
be back in Flatbush!

Goodbye Mario, goodbye Luigi!

Thanks for trying
to save my kingdom!

So long, Princess!

So long, Toad!

Take care of yourselves, eh?

[gasp]

[laughter]

Ahhhh!

Don't worry plumber boys,
I'll take care of them!

Oh no!

They've been Koopa-napped!

Goodbye jerkos!

And don't come back!

[Toad:] Nooooo!!!

I can't do it!

I can't leave the
princess in a jam!

But this is it!

This is your last
chance to go home!

Mario's right.

The Princess and Toad need us.

So long Sal.

Good luck, guys.

Look me up if you ever
get back to Brooklyn!

Hey thank you Sal.

I did it!

Ha ha!

I did it!

You'll never get
away with this!

Oh yeah?

And who's gonna stop me?

Your plumber
pals ran out on ya,

remember?

[Mario:] Wrong
again lizard breath!

I thought we were
gonna sneak up on 'em,

Mario!

I forgot!

Mario!

Luigi!

Snifits!

Smash them!

Patty cake patty
cake pasta man,

give me pasta power
as fast as you can!

give me pasta power
as fast as you can!

[screaming]

You sniveling Snifits,
this is no time to sneak out!

Wait, I'll get you!

Whoa!

Too bad Koopa, looks
like a total washout.

I hate plumbers!

I hate 'em!

I hate 'em!
I hate 'em!

Mario!

Luigi!

You came back!

Yuck!

Mushy stuff.

Holy ravioli Mario!

You didn't say nothin'
about getting kissed!

All part of
being a hero Luigi.

[meowing and barking]

Geez stick with
me big brother,

I'll get you your body
back, such as it is.

You'd better, this tummy
won't hold much lasagna.

Scratch my head, I
think I have a flea.

Scratch your own head.

And I'm not gonna
rub your belly either.

Yea you can do
that all you want.

Oh hiya Cher.

How ya doin' there?

I'm doin' great.

[barking]

Yea I bet you say
that to all the girls.

Down boy, get down, get down!

Down boy!

Down!

Cher--

Ohh, come to mama baby!

Did you miss mama?

Come here baby.

Listen Cher, we need to talk.

Oh can't we wait
'til we get home baby?

Ahhhh!

[barking]

Mario says, watch these
scenes from the next Legend of

Zelda.

And please, send
your steak bones.

Good boy, good boy.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of power.

[laughter]

[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda?

Anything!

See ya around Sprite.

[screeching]

Ahhh!

Ahhhhh!

[grunting]

[grunting]

Zelda!

Unh!

Ahhhh!

Zelda!

Ahhh!

Put me down fish lips!

Hey, it's a
dirty job Princess,

but somebody's gotta do it.

[barking]

Look poochie, I mean Mario,
I mean you without the fur

whoever you are.

I know you want to go out but
first I gotta get you fixed!

[whimpering]

Ok, hold it, hold it!

Bad choice of words!

Wait a minute!

I mean transformed, and I've
gotta transform you quickly,

before Cher wakes up, and
we land up in the doghouse.

Hurry up Luigi, I feel
naked without my coveralls.

Oh yea?

Well pretty soon Mario
is gonna need a flea dip.

Alright here we go.

What do you mean I'm
gonna need a flea dip?

Oh Mario, Mario, it's so good
to have you back normal are

you ok?

Uh oh.

There you go again
with that uh oh stuff.

[barking]

Uh oh!

Good dog, good dog.

I've got a cookie,
you want a cookie?

You want a cookie?

Good dog.

Ok Cher, oh take it easy.

We'll switch,
we'll do something!

Paw, paw, paw, paw.

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪