01x21 - Koopenstein/Baby Mario Love

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ The brothers! ♪ ♪

Yea, yea, yea, yea, yea,

yea, yea, I just
took you for a crawl.

Take it easy.

You know Luigi,
I've been thinking,

I mean our lives are
dull, they lack glamour,

glitz, and that
certain je ne sais quoi.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
watch your language there are

reptiles present.

Besides which, what
are you worried about?

You never know when glamour's
gonna knock at your door.

[knocking]

Huh?

The queen of glitz
and glamour herself,

Susanna Ross.

Ooh!

Oh oh oh oh, oh
Susanna I'm sorry!

Hi, hi!

Hi Luigi, hey Mario.

Oh hi Susanna.

Remember when you
fixed my plumbing?

Sure.

You said you'd always be
there in an emergency.

Sure.

Yea.

Well it's an emergency.

The other Sublimes
missed their plane,

and I've got to
go on in an hour.

Well how can we help?

How well do you boys sing?

[singing off key]

We'll fake it, we'll fake it.

Yo, yo!

It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game,

found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain,

lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land.

Comin' atcha
with the plumbers,

you'll be hooked
on the brothers!

Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving,

they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving.

Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers,

they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers!

Unh!

Plumber's log .

We arrived in the Swiss Cheese
Alps to rescue the villagers

from a mad scientist.

We figured the
troublemaker had to be Koopa,

because he called
himself Dr. Koopenstein.

Welcome Princess Toadstool.

May I present you with the key
to our to our humble village.

I wonder if it fits
the pizza parlor?

Thank you Mr. Mayor.

We're honoured that you
and your friends have come to

protect us, from the
evil Dr. Koopenstein.

I better warn his royal
Koopaness that the Marios are

here.

We'll do our best.

[cheering and clapping]

[Voice in the distance:]
Yo doo leigh hee hoo!

[laughing]

[Koopa:] At last, my
creation is almost finished.

[laughs]

Now all I need to complete
my monster robot Troopa,

is a brain.

[laughs]

Dr. Koopenstein sir?

If only you weren't
so stupid Mouser,

I could use yours.

Yes, yes, what is it?

The Mario Brothers and
Princess Toadstool are in the

village!

Ah ha!

Just what the doctor ordered.

Those plumbers may
not be too bright,

but between the both of them,
I can make one good brain.

Good work Mouser!

[laughs]

Now, go capture them
and bring them to me!

If you fail, I'll
feed you to my monster!

[laughs]

[laughs]

We'll take care
of Koopenstein,

and be back in
time for dinner.

First we gotta get in.

[Mario:] Hey, open up!

We've come to
fix the plumbing!

That was smart.

Now they know we're here!

You have a better idea?

Yeah!

I'll climb up that wall
and let you dudes in.

Me and my big mouth.

Why didn't I just suggest we
go back to the village and

think about it?

[grunting]

He's almost to
the battlements!

Hurry up Toad, I'm starving!

Don't you ever think
about anything but food?

What else is there?

[Mouser:] Brain surgery!

And you are about
to learn about it,

the hard way.

[laughs]

Uh, hi guys!

Nice day for rock
climbing, don't ya think?

Ahem, two
halfwits, and a princess.

Hey, I resemble that.

Excellent Mouser!

We'll be able to finish our
brain transfer experiment,

tonight.

[laughs]

Hey, I got an idea:
let's flip for it!

Heads I keep climbing,
tails you let me go.

Either way, you
keep the coin, ok?

Guess what?

You lose!

First, we'll measure
your combined brainpower.

Think of the smartest
person ya know: Me!

[gasps]

What?

What?

Impossible!

A potted plant
scores higher than that.

Those Shy Guys must
have velcro on their feet.

No one is that stupid!

You are Koopa, if you think
we're giving you our brains,

for your monster!

I gotta save 'em!

Leave them alone
or I'll, I'll,

I'll do something!

You and who else?

That miserable
fungus you call Toad?

[Toad:] Toaderonimoooooo!

[laughs]

Ahhhh!

Let's get out of here!

Stop you faucet flunkies!

Ahhhh!

Whoa!

[growling]

[gasps]

He's turned into the
Koopenstein Monster!

Run for it!

[screams]

Yeowww!

After him!

Too late!

The Koopenstein
Monster's got the Princess!

How will we ever get
Princess Toadstool back?

Koopenstein could be anywhere.

[Mayor:] Heeeelp!

The Koopenstein Monster
is attacking the village!

Come on!

We got to att*ck him back.

[screaming]

[growling]

Get your plumber's
helper out Luigi,

we're gonna kick some Koopa!

I uh, I left it at home.

I'll be right back.

Forget the plumber's helper.

Grab a handful of b*mb
Plants and let's go!

Back off you ugly fiend!

The Mario Brothers
are back in town!

[Roar]

Whoaaa!

Unh!

Whoa.

Hold this, big guy!

You got him!

[Growling]

You don't got him!

Uh, can't we talk this
over like civilized monsters?

I've gotta
distract the monster,

or Toad and Luigi are history.

Hey Koopenstein!

You're a big sissy, and
your mother gives you a bottle

every night!

And your father
takes bubble baths!

[cuckoo]

Whoaaa!

Ahhh!

Time for a nap.

Oh!

[laughs]

Yiiiiipe!

Mario?

Are you okay?

[snoring]

I'll fix him!

[cuckoo]

Huh?

Take this Koopa, and that!

Toad!

Luigi!

What happened?

We lost!

[Voice in the distance:]
Yo doo leigh hee hoo!

Master, I kept Princess
Toadstool from escaping!

[grunting]

I demand you let me
go, you big bully!

Immediately, if not sooner!

[growl]

[gasp]

You heard him Princess,
you're never gonna get away.

[Toad:] Are you
sure this'll work?

If it doesn't
we're in deep spumoni.

Stand back!

I'm gonna try it out.

Yo!

Careful!

You did it!

The monster
robot Troopa lives!

[cheering]

Thank you!

Thank you!

I shall follow
Koopenstein's footprints,

and return!

[Voice in the distance:]
Yo doo leigh hee hoo!

Holy cannelloni!

[growling]

Master, the
plumbers are coming,

and they've got your monster
robot Troopa with them!

Wait!

Don't hurt them!

Stay out of it, you!

You're spoiling all our fun!

Ok, monster robot Troopa!

Do your stuff!

Go, go, Troopa!

[growling]

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Ahhhh!

Talk about takin' a dive!

Last thing I remember, I had
those pesky plumbers trapped

in my brain drain device!

What happened?

Oh, it's a long
story your Koopaness,

and you'll hate the ending!

[cheering]

Thank you for saving us!

And now, your reward!

Hey!

Who's been
eating all my pizza?

It's full of holes!

Ha ha.

No one Mario, it's a
Swiss cheese pizza.

Where's the key to
that pizza parlor?

I gotta teach these
guys how to do it right!

[cheering]

[laughing]

[Mario:] Oh boy this
dress just doesn't fit.

It helps if you take your
overalls off first Mario.

[Mario:] Yea yea yea yea yea.

[Luigi:] I feel like the
Hunchback of Notre Dame here

Susanna.

Honey, you've got the
dress on backwards.

[Luigi:] Oh I do?

Alright.

[Mario:] How do you
stand in these high heels?

It helps if you take
your boots off first.

[Mario:] Oh yea,
yea, yea, yea, yea.

Hey I wish Mama
could see us like this.

[Luigi:] No you
don't you meatball.

[Mario:] Hey, we're ready!

Ah?

What do you think?

I think my career is over.

Really?

I think we look pretty nifty.

Five, six, seven
eight, and side two,

step two.

While we practice a lot more,
watch these scenes from the

next Legend of Zelda.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey, for you Zelda?

Anything!

[screeching]

I've heard of bugs at a
picnic but this is ridiculous!

I've heard of bugs at a
picnic but this is ridiculous!

Huh?

Ah!

Ahhhh!

Zelda!

Places boys.

Ok you got it.

I'm ready.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Allow me.

Ok, alright?

You alright?

Ok, watch your
hair, watch your dress,

you look beautiful.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

Ok, hit it boys.

[ Baby Love by the Supremes]

♪ Ooh, baby love, my
baby love, I need ya, ♪

♪ oh how I need ya. ♪

♪ But all you do
is treat me bad, ♪

♪ break my heart
and leave me sad. ♪

♪ Tell me what did I do wrong? ♪

♪ To make you stay
away so long? ♪

♪ 'Cause baby
love, my baby love, ♪

♪ been missing ya,
miss kissin' ya. ♪

♪ Instead of breaking up, let's
do some kissing and making up. ♪

♪ Don't throw our love away, in
my arms why don't you stay? ♪

♪ I need ya love, I need ya! ♪

♪ I need ya love, I need ya! ♪

♪ Baby love, my baby love,
why must we separate my love? ♪

♪ All of my whole life through,
I never loved no one but you. ♪♪

[whistle]

Hold it, hold, it,
hold it, hold it,

hold it, hold it!

What's wrong?

We're doing great!

I'm sorry Susanna this
is not gonna work out.

This dress, it's
just the wrong colour.

Ugh!

I'm sorry.

Come on!

When he's right he's right.

Thanks Mario.

It'll never work look at
that, it clashes with my legs.

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪