01x32 - Bad Rap/Caught in a Draft

[bunniefuu]

Hey Paisanos!

it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!

♪ We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪

♪ we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪

♪ If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪

♪ we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪

♪ brothers Unh! ♪

♪ H-hooked on the brothers. ♪

♪ Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪

♪ Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪

♪ get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪

♪ You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪

♪ others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪

♪ the brothers. ♪

♪ To the brink! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪

♪ The brothers! ♪♪

[Mario:] Ok Luigi I'm
tightening the pestoris.

It's not the pestoris the
belt doesn't go into the

poltergeist very smoothly.

I can hold it with this
I'll put it down on top.

Never mind the steam is gonna
start going out of here in a

minute.

[ding dong]

Who's there?

Sergeant Slaughter!

And I'm here to train you
bozos for a special secret

government mission!

So don't just stand
there, drop and give me ten!

Hold it hold it
Mario, take it easy.

Excuse me sir, Sergeant Sir.

No disrespect but
how do we really know,

that you're here, on a
government secret mission.

I'll read you my top
secret government orders.

[whispering]

I don't hear anything.

I told you they're top secret.

I believe you sir.

Now, I'm gonna give
you a little test,

to see if you can be trusted,
with top government security.

Did you hear that Luigi?

The Sergeant's
gonna give us a test,

to see if we're trustworthy!

Now the whole
neighbourhood knows,

you've failed the test.

Get down and give me ten!

Or I'll start
kicking some butt.

Well, now that you've
explained that clearly scary

person.

You sure have a way
with words Sergeant Sir.

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪ ♪ Unh! ♪ ♪

Plumber's log number
Rap Land isn't rapping

anymore.

Koopa took their king
and their money too,

we're here to
figure out what to do.

[gasp]

[Princess:] I'll bet
Koopa's gonna get that gold.

But how's he makin' em
do what they're told?

[Koopa:] I'm Rappin'
Koopa, do what I say.

Bring me your gold
coins right away.

Bring me your gold
coins right away.

Whooaaa!

We're the Flab Boys
hi-dee ho, this Koopa dude's,

got to go.

He trapped King
James in his castle.

To get him out's gonna
be a great big hassle.

Koopa's bad rap done
somethin' to town,

but earphones saved
us from his sound.

Well let's get snappin'
and stop Koopa's rappin'.

[Koopa:] Attention Rap
Land here's a flash,

Rappin' Koopa
wants all your cash.

[laughs]

Yo King James,
you're a dweeb.

I run Rap Land I'm
never gonna leave.

Koopa you're tough,
you ugly fang face.

My Flab Boys' gonna
free me from this place.

Ow!

Flab Boys slab
boys hey hey hey.

What?

Those plumber punks
are headed this way?

Well here's the place,
it's all goin' down.

Gotta do somethin' quick
or he'll ruin the town.

Princess, Luigi, help me grab.

We gotta stop
this mound of flab.

Slow down Flab
Boy, I have a plan.

And guess what Princess?

You're our man.

[gasp]

[Toad:] Be careful
Princess, just be cool.

We'll sneak you inside and
surprise that Koopa fool.

[Troopa:] Give me your
money Rap Land lady.

Squeak.

[gasp]

Something's goin' on,
something's shady.

[microphone feedback

Attention Troopas
that lady's a fake!

Uh oh, boys, we
made a mistake.

Yo somethin' tells me
our plan's not right.

We're in deep water
boys, come on let's fight.

Let go of me you Troopa bum.

Don't worry
Princess, here we come.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Hold on there Flab
Boys, try to stay still.

If the Troopas don't
get us, you guys will.

Sorry bros we
got carried away.

We're just in a
hurry to save the day!

[gasp]

Take that!

Take that!

Take that Troopa.

Our airplay assaults
will knock you for a loopa.

You slimy reptile!

Let her go!

Ahh!

Alright, nice sh*t Mario!

Oh!

I gotcha now ya
little fungus queen.

[gasp]

Now let Koopa teach
ya the meaning of mean.

These Bob-omb birds
ain't droppin' cannolis.

We'd better split-o
before we're holeys!

You said cannolis,
I'm ready to eat.

In fact, it's lunchtime;
good time to retreat.

Koopa your rap's
rotten, just like you!

Good rap will win,
before we're through.

Get a grip you two
you're so, so wrong.

I think they're
playing my favourite song.

I got me a Princess
and the King of Rap,

and they're gonna get the
point of my Koopa trap.

and they're gonna get the
point of my Koopa trap.

Your royal Koopaness.

Uh, uh, eh.

I know!
I know!

Those faucet freaks got away!

Yeow!

Ahh!

Too bad losers I've gotta run.

There's a lot more dirty
work that's gotta be done.

[Toad:] One more spin'll
be the end of you two.

Toad you're the best!

Thank you!
Thank you!

Rap Land's still not
safe from that Koopa thug.

We gotta cut his
power, pull the royal plug!

[gasps]

[Koopa:] I'll get you all
and those plumber punks!

Then I'll break you up
into little bitty chunks!

There it is!

Rap Land's power.

[Luigi:] You won't catch
me touching that thing,

sparkles like that
can really sting!

I'll do it Luigi!

Give me a boost.

[grunting]

This is the only way
to cut Koopa's juice.

Wahhhh!

You're gonna get hurt.

Just let go!

Wahhhhh!

Look!

He's becoming Super Mario.

Kaboom.

Mario, what a dude.

You sprang Koopa's scheme.

Now it's time to
do a super rap.

You know what I mean?

Yeooow!

[laughter]

Troopas let's split
and mount an att*ck!

Ow, that hurt!

Ooh, ow, ack!

Koopa'll be here soon,
we have to be ready.

Wait Mario you
forgot your spaghetti.

Wait Mario you
forgot your spaghetti.

Alright!

Yes!

Ok guys we're ready to rumble!

Bad rap Koopa's
about to tumble!

Bad rap Koopa's
about to tumble!

[scratching records]

That's it Mario,
now you're had!

It's me and you
and I'm rappin' mad!

[scratching records]

[King James:] Yeooooow!

Koopa you're crazy.

That's it Mario,
whow 'em who's boss!

Princess, King,
Stop those Albatoss!

[cawing]

Goodness
gracious, bless my soul!

It's time to do
the Flab Boys' bowl!

Ahhh!

Stupid Flab Boys
think you're so funny!

Well I'm not leaving here
without all that money!

Holy cannoli
we're in a real fuss!

He's gonna make
meatballs out of us!

Don't worry Luigi
he talks a big load.

You forgot our secret
w*apon mighty Mushroom Toad!

Ohhhhh oh!

Well Koopa this
time you're through.

One false move and
we'll sit on you!

I guess you're right,
so all I can say...

now that I've Kooped,
I'll run away!

[cheering]

In the end, Koopa's gone!

And Rap Land's got
a brand new song!

It's about these
dudes who deserve a pact.

That's why we call
it the Mario Rap!

♪ Yo, yo! ♪

♪ It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪

♪ found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪

♪ lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪

♪ Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪

♪ you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪

♪ Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to
misbehaving, ♪

♪ they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪

♪ Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪

♪ they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪

♪♪ Unh! ♪♪

Mario, Mario, you're so cool!

You're number one
in a rappin' duel!

[cheering]

Let's do it one more time!

One two three four, push
those buns around the floor.

Pull those chin
ups, pull em' high!

I'd rather be
eatin' pizza pie.

Pull down.

One two.

Pull down.

Three four.

Ok forget about it, back
over here on the double!

Move it!

Move it!

Move it!

Atten-hut!

About, face!

About, face!

I said, about face!

Present arm!

Right shoulder, arm!

Left shoulder, arm!

Right shoulder, arm!

Left shoulder, arm!

Right shoulder, arm!

Left shoulder, arm!

Right shoulder, arm!

I don't know why he
won't make up his mind!

Don't make trouble.

Left shoulder, arm!

Right shoulder, arm!

Atten-hut!

Alright, about face!

Right face!

Left face!

Forget about it!

Look at me!

Look at me!

Alright!

Now, present arm!

No!

No!

What's wrong with you guys?

Alright parade rest!

Good idea!

You go to the parade.

Right Serg, we'll rest.

Nooo!

No you meatballs,
it's never gonna work.

He's hollering again.

Keep your seat
don't get no snack.

After scenes from
Zelda we'll be right back.

Sound off. One two.

This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,

the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.

[laughter]

Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land

forever, you
must help me Link!

Hey for you Zelda?

Anything!

I want those
pieces of the Triforce!

And I'm going to find them,
if I have to tear apart every

chamber in the underworld!

Hey!

Why me?

'Cause you're
the hero hotshot!

Besides, you could use a bath.

Huh?

[gasp]

Yaaa!

Unh!

Ha!

Pesky monsters.

Will you stop doing that!?

Ganon will know where we are!

Hey, excuuuuse me Prin--

Ugh, just get moving!

The piece is out
there, somewhere.

Against all odds, I
whipped you guys into shape!

Now you're gonna go out
there, and face t*rture!

Brutality!

And certain death!

For mom, apple
pie, and the flag!

What do you say
about that boys!?

[snoring]

This just ain't gonna work.

[ring]

Top secret government spies
Mario and Luigi reporting for

duty sir!

t*rture me and I'll
tell ya everything I know.

You'll never find out from me
that the money's in the safe

the recipe for the marinara
sauce is in the toilet t*nk,

and Mario sucked his
thumb until he was .

As you were!

Sergeant Slaughter
at your service sir!

[jibberish]

Yes sir Mr. President!

I've got the
Super Mario Brothers,

as ready as
they'll ever be sir!

[jibberish]

Mistake?

[jibberish]

You mean you want Radigator?

[jibberish]

Certainly sir.

Very clever of you sir.

[jibberish]

I couldn't agree
more with you sir.

[jibberish]

No sir, I don't want a puppy.

[jibberish]

Give my m*llitary regards
to the Mrs.

[jibberish]

Radigator!

Front and center!

I want you at Fort Gibs, at
hours on the double!

[growl]

Mario, can you keep a secret?

Sure.

Plumber's honour.

He's gone.

[snoring]

'Til next time everybody!

Do the Mario!

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ You've got it! ♪

♪ It's the Mario! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪

♪ come on, it's time to go! ♪

♪ Do the Mario! ♪

♪ Take one step,
and then again. ♪

♪ Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪

♪ Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪