04x13 - Un-King Me

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I'm okay!

♪ Party ♪

- ♪ Who's the king? ♪
- ♪ King Julien! ♪

- ♪ Who's the king? ♪
- ♪ King Julien! ♪

♪ Get down for the get down ♪

- ♪ Everybody party with King who?
♪ - ♪ King Julien! ♪

- ♪ King who? ♪ - ♪ King Julien! ♪

♪ Tonight will be forever ♪

♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪

♪ Woof! ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ Y'all tell me who's the king? ♪

♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪

♪ All hail King Julien! ♪

Hey, it's spoiling
my nostril hair!

Well, Maurice, thanks to my ingenious
"Adopt an Aye-aye" program,

all of the displaced Aye-ayes
now have homes in the kingdom.

Isn't it great?

Why would you do that?
We're people!

We're people!

Yep, and since that random band of
mountain lemurs hasn't att*cked

anyone else lately, everything
can go back to normal!

Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

- Hmm?
- Hmm?

Huh? Hmm.

Okay, I'm having a little bit of trouble
understanding you. What happened?

Yeah, that was like a bunch of noises and
then something about, uh, baby corn?

No, I think he said
"gravy swarm."

No!

Uh... Mm?

Yeah, I got nothing.

What the ambassador is trying to say is,
"The mountain lemurs att*cked our kingdom

and we were forced
to flee our home."

Don't cry, buddy.

Seriously, please stop
crying, it's annoying!

Now you and all the crocodiles
can stay here in my kingdom.

After all, the more
the merrier, right?

What was that?

Eh...

It's an acquired scent.

Now, I know what you're
thinking, Maurice.

The mountain lemurs
att*cked the Aye-ayes

and then they att*cked
the crocodiles.

But that still doesn't mean
they'll att*ck anyone else.

Excuse me, sir, but the mountain
lemurs att*cked someone else.

- Uh.
- Ooh.

Those mountain lemurs are
real big and scary-like!

Those mountain lemurs are
real big and scary-like!

What are we gonna do? If the mountain
lemurs are attacking all of Madagascar,

it's only a matter of time
before they get to our kingdom!

Maurice is right, Your Majesty.

I propose that we
fortify the kingdom.

We need to make it impenetrable

- to outside forces.
- Hmm.

Maurice!

Gather the kingdom. I have
an announcement to make.

Okay, listen up, everybody.
It has come to my attention

that the mountain
lemurs might att*ck.

And by "might," I mean,
"probably will."

You know, and by
"probably will,"

I mean, "definitely will."

I mean... they are
certain almost

to come in and just crush us
to absolute oblivious pieces.

- But before you all panic... Willie!
- We're all gonna die!

Snap! Maurice,

why didn't you tell me to
say I have a plan first?

Guys!

Guys!

Uh, I have a plan!

Well, wall's done.
Know what that means?

I don't know, King Julien, the
last wall we built didn't...

Bup-bup! It means that everything
can finally go back to normal.

King Julien!

- Huh?
- Koto?

Koto? Where?

Hi, Koto! You came back!

I mean... Hi.

- I need to talk to you!
- I need to talk to you too!

He meant me. Sheesh,
what is up with you?

Nothing! Nothing. I am
being totally normal.

Maurice, do I have
anything in my teeth?

Yes.

King Julien, let me in! Hurry!

Uh, King Julien, are you sure?

Yeah, come on, come
on, come on in.

- Thank you.
- What's going on?

- Is someone following you?
- Is it that random band

of mountain lemurs?

Don't worry, Koto, they
can't get past our wall.

The design is ingenious. See?
There's only one way in or out

and that's this door right here.

I see.

Hey! Koto!

That is a brand new wall, man! We
literally just got done building it.

- What's he doing?
- Get behind me, King Julien.

Huh?

Wait! Oh, you got
to be kidding me.

It's your horde that's
been attacking everyone?

Koto! Why? Why are
you doing this?

Well... long story, really. When I
became king of the mountain lemurs,

we were very wealthy.

- Hmm. Huh?
- I immediately spent all of my kingdom's

money and resources

on building up our m*llitary

until there was nothing
left for food or education.

- Bah, who needs that stuff.
- Huh?

Real trouble was, we
didn't have a w*r.

I had to att*ck somebody, and
one w*r led to the next,

and the next, and the next

and, here I am, taking
over your kingdom.

But, I thought we were buds. We
fought a snake together, dude!

Sorry, Julien. But you did show
me how beautiful and unprotected

your kingdom was, so...

Yeah, big mistake!

Sorry.

But Benson's right. You
really left me no choice.

Please, don't fight back. You can't win.
I'm saying this as a friend.

Hate to break it to you,
friend, but we've got Clover.

Yeah, she's kinda like a superhero
and-and she's never gonna let you...

Wait. Where's Clover?

Get your hands off of me!

Okay, yeah, so you got Clover.
Big deal, that's one.

You know how many people
we have in this kingdom?

Look around... We got-We
got Pancho, Horst, Ted.

They're tied up right now.
Uh... pbht!

Okay, yeah, maybe it doesn't
look too good right now. So?

I'll fight for you, King Julie...
Ow.

Okay, Koto, listen. You and your
horde can take whatever you want,

as long as you don't
hurt anybody.

Anybody else.

No. I will take whatever I want and
your people will be my slaves.

That's how conquests work.

I'm conquesting here, Julien.

You are getting that, right?

King Julien, what do we do?

Maurice, there comes a time...
Run! Everybody, run away!

Capture them! Capture them all!

We're all gonna die, aren't we?

Yep.

- Yay!
- Pancho, go long!

No, guys! You need to run
away, not just in circles!

You won't get away with this.

I admire your ferocious spirit, which
is why I plan on making you my queen.

Never!

Hee-yah...

Babak.

Sage! Let me go! I've got to
go and help King Julien. Sage!

Are we in a maze?

No. We are not in a maze.

- Hello!
- Uh...

Uh, yoo-hoo, over here!
Hey, sailor.

What do you say you let me out?
Then the two of us

could go somewhere
quiet, and talk.

Mm.

Don't you judge me, Todd.

I really thought Koto was my friend.
I warmed my booty by a fire he made.

Guess that meant nothing to him.
Let us out of here, Koto!

- No.
- Pretty quick response right there.

Are you sure you don't want to think
about that "no" for a second?

- No.
- Yeah, see, you, you don't need

to keep answering me right away.

Your stalling is
useless, Julien,

and quite frankly, sad.

You are... were a king, and you
should meet the end with dignity

and accept the simple truth. The
line of Julien Kings is over.

Wait! Over?

Yes. Over.

This is one of those
"things-look-bad-

but-King-Julien-totally-has-a-plan"
moments, right?

- Uh-huh.
- Uh...

You're just saying that, so I
don't freak out, aren't you?

- Sure, whatever.
- So, there is no plan?

Maybe there would be a plan if somebody
stopped asking me so many questions

and let the royal brains think!

In keeping with
tradition, I, the victor,

offer you, the vanquished,
one last request.

- Any request?
- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

I, the vanquished,
request a dance-off!

Hmm? A dance-off?
That is unusual.

Yeah. Like, really unusual.
Sorry.

You said I get one last request and
that's my request. A dance-off.

And if I win said dance-off, you
will let my peoples go free

and I will sacrifice
myself willingly.

And if you lose?

Then I die anyway. Pretty much a
win-win for you, so, you're welcome.

Hmm. So be it!

Uh, let the dance battle begin!

Versus.

Hey!

Oh, yeah.

Ha-hey! Hey-hey!

Check it out!

Ha-hey!

Mm-hmm.

Uh. Wha...

Oh!

Deal with it!

K.O.!

Uh.

Your underestimation of my
twerkalicious dance skills

has sealed your fate.

Amongst our kind, every
warrior takes years of dance.

It gets you totally ripped!
Sorry!

King Julien and his advisor will
be fed to the giant snake at dawn!

Ow!

Sage!

Why did you do that? I
could've stopped Koto!

A single grain of sand cannot push
the frothing wave back into the sea.

Look, I know I was
outnumbered but I...

Oh, wow, think I'm actually
starting to understand you.

- And I, you.
- Ha!

No, Sage, if you understood me,
you would have let me do my job!

Instead, you picked me up and flew
me halfway across the... island!

The acrid smell of anger burns
in the nostril of time.

Are you angry with me?

Ugh! Yes, Sage, I am angry with you.
How has that not been clear?

Then I am angry at me too.

Oh, okay, S... Sage! That's not...
You don't have to...

Okay, stop it! Give me the...

Stop it now! I have to go.

- Where?
- I have to go back and help King Julien,

so, please, do not get
in the way this time.

I just hope I'm not too late.

Did you say something?

I never liked that Koto. Not one bit.
Very dark energy.

Who's Koto again?

The one feeding King Julien and
Maurice to a snake at dawn!

Oh, it's just too much to bear!

No! No one feeds my
King Julien to a snake!

If we all push, we could get out
of here and help King Julien.

We can't. There's no way we
can b*at the mountain lemurs.

I mean, have you seen those guys?
They work out a lot.

You know, I know I've said this before,
Mort, but I think we better face it.

We're all gonna die.

Hey! Fine, if you all won't help me,
I'll save King Julien by myself!

Hmm. Poor little
guy's delusional.

This is all my fault, Maurice.

Uh...

Am I supposed to say something?

Don't try to be nice and say it isn't all
my fault just to make me feel better!

I wasn't.

Stop making excuses for me!
I'm the one who let Koto in.

I'm the one who trusted him.

Although, you're right, I wasn't
the only one who trusted him.

Clover was fooled by Koto, too.
Mo-mo?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, too, Your Majesty.

And for what it's worth, despite
the fact that we're about to die,

I'm proud of the
king you've become.

Sadly, that doesn't help at all.

- What's happening?
- Oh.

Nothing yet! Oh, no.

This is my favorite part!

They released the snake!

Goodbye, Maurice.

Goodbye, King Julien.

Oh, this is it. I can't watch.

I don't wanna be eaten!
I don't wanna be eaten!

- Mort?
- I'll...

One second...

I'll save you King Ju... Julien!

I can't believe it! Mort's in the ring!
I repeat, Mort's in the ring!

Yeah! How about that?

Hey, Snake, don't I look tasty?

Uh...

Look. So juicy.

Want me to go get him?

No. He will be
eaten soon enough.

Mort's distracting the snake!

Oh!

Mort, quit playing around, and
get over here and untie us!

So small and yet, so brave.

Maybe we should help too!

Yeah! I mean, we're gonna die
anyway, so might as well, right?

- Okay, fine. Let's do this! Let's...
- Build a maze?

No, you idiot. Let's
bust down this door!

Right.

Huh?

What is that sound?

Get them!

Go!

Hey, sailor.

Huh?

Hmm?

- Hey!
- My crown!

Uh! If we can get to the submarine,
King Julien, I can get you out of here.

No, Pancho. I can't
leave my peoples.

King Julien, there's no way we
can take on the mountain lemurs.

- This way!
- We need to get out of here,

so we can get help! Make a plan!

Oh!

Let's go.

Go, King Julien! I'll be okay!

Goodbye, Mort.

Hurry, Pancho. We gotta get
King Julien out of here!

Punch it!

- Hurrah!
- Hey, now!

Huh?

King Julien!

Are all of the prisoners
back in their cage?

Yes, but, uh, King
Julien has escaped.

Huh?

Shall I dispatch a search
party to go after him?

King Julien is a king no longer.

He has no crown, no home, and
is no thr*at. Forget him.

Soon he will be nothing more
than a long forgotten memory.

Uh, can he be a memory
if he's forgotten?

'Cause, like... to be a memory,

you'd have to be remembered,

which he wouldn't be if he was
forgotten, and so I was... Sorry.

Ow!

Mmm.

- This is all my fault.
- Hmm.

I have to do something. I have
to free all the prisoners.

I have to make Koto pay.

I will make this right, even if
it means I die in the process.

The larvae of the soul
can only be eaten once.

We will find a way
once you are full.

You're right, I can't fight Koto
and the mountain lemurs alone.

I hate to say this but I
need your help, Sage.

Gah!

My kingdom.

Don't worry, King Julien.

I don't know how, but
we'll find a way

to get your kingdom back.