03x10 - My Big Fat Spy Wedding

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Gotta Blast!

♪ Into the stars,
goin' by Candy Bar's ♪

♪ Rides a kid with a knack
for invention ♪

♪ With a super-powered mind,
a mechanical canine ♪

( barks )

♪ He rescues the day
from sure destruction ♪

♪ This is the theme song ♪

♪ For Jimmy Neutron. ♪

( mechanical whirring )

( barking )

( yells )

( snoring )

( snoring )

Gentlemen, ready to test
the new Robowalker

with hydrosonic
dance moves?

Jimmy, how come you want
your Robowalker

to do funky dance moves

and get down
with its bad self, yo?

Because I'm entering
the International

Cyborg Dance Competition
being held in downtown...

( yells )

What the heck
just happened?

I guess Jimmy mailed
himself to downtown...

( yells )

( whistling, grunts )

Welcome back to B.T.S.O.
Headquarters, Agent Neutron.

Commander Baker!

You could just call me.

Too risky, Neutron.

We have an assignment for you.

( other agents chuckling )

Okay, which one of
you clowns put that in?

OTHERS:
I have no idea, it wasn't me,
this is ridiculous.

Beautiful Gorgeous,
who you helped put in prison,

has just been released
for good behavior

after serving two weeks
of her 45-year sentence.

She got out 45 years early?

She was very good.

Anyway, since she's the daughter

of your arch-nemesis,
Professor Calamitous,

and criminal corpuscles run
in her cold, heartless veins,

I want you to trail her
and see what she's up to.

Why aren't you using
your top agent Jet Fusion?

OTHERS:
That's what we said,
he never listens to me.

No murmuring.

Agent Fusion is on vacation.

Can we count on your help?

I don't know.

I'm prepared to cry and beg.

I'll take the case.
Good.

When Beautiful Gorgeous
was in prison,

we inserted a tracking device
in her brain

to help you locate her.

Is that legal?

Uh... yes, eh... oh, look!

A spy satellite.

Where?

( yells )

Good luck, Neutron.

Thanks for letting
us come along

on another
top-secret mission.

Aw, it wouldn't be as fun
without you guys.

That's for sure.

( begins singing loudly
and off key )

Carl, this is
a top-secret spy mission,

not a musical.

Well, can we make it
a spy musical?

No!

JIMMY:
I tracked Beautiful Gorgeous

to Spinelli's Tuxedo Emporium.

There she is.

As beautiful and gorgeous
as ever.

Jet Fusion?

As big and handsome
as ever.

Beautiful's trying
to strangle Jet.

Let's move, spies.

( boys yelling )

( gasps ):
Jimmy Neutron?

Jet, she was trying
to strangle you.

( both laughing heartily )

That's the silliest
thing I've ever heard.

She was just tying
my bow-tie on.

You got to wear a tuxedo
when you get hitched.

ALL THREE:
Huh?

Who's the lucky gal?

That would be... me.

Congratulate us,
Jimmy.

We're getting
married.

What?!!!

Married?
You and Beautiful Gorgeous?

But... Jet,
she tried to annihilate
us on Mount Everest.

She's your
mortal enemy.

That's all
ancient history.

Now she's my little
Snooky-ukums,
isn't she?

Isn't she?

What bizarre, unfathomable
universe have we entered?

Being in jail those
long two weeks

changes a person,
Jimmy.

I was tired of being evil

and when I got out I went
to apologize to Jet and...

We fell in love.

Well, congratulations.

As president of
Estevez Weddings-R-Us,

I can videotape your wedding

and get you the greatest
singer in the world:

my girlfriend Libby.

Jettikins, weren't you
going to ask Jimmy something?

That's right.

Jimmy, I'd like you
to be my best man.

Me?

Well, you're the one

who brought us
together.

And we're
so grateful.

Well, we must be off--
lots to do.

See you later,
best man.

Got to jet.

JET:
Ooh, I love it when
she says that.

Call me Mr. Skeptical,

but I'm not buying this
for one second.

She's up to something.

I concur, Mr. Skeptical.

Once evil, always evil.

She's a witch, I tells ya!

Burn her! Burn her!

Sheen, settle.

I've got to tell
Commander Baker about this.

I don't think
he'll take it very well.

( sniffs )

Jet is marrying
Beautiful Gorgeous?

What bizarre, unfathomable
universe have we entered?

That's what I said.

I know she has
something evil planned

and I'm going to find out what.

Good, Jimmy.

I'm glad you're on the case.

We're on
the case, too.

Hi, I'm Carl.

( starts singing )

We're going to keep
a round-the-clock watch

on Beautiful Gorgeous.

Aw, do we...?

All right.

SHEEN:
Jimmy, this is boring.

They're just making
goo-goo eyes at each other.

Yeah, I can watch my parents
do that at home.

Thanks for that visual.

I wove you my wittle
Beautiful Gorgeous,

gorgeous pumpkin pie.

Oh, my wittle
Jetty-wetty, foozy-woozy.

Oh, barf.

That's disgusting.

You'll never see me
acting a fool over
some pretty girl.

LIBBY:
Hey, Sheen.

( howling like a wolf )

How do you like
my impersonation

of a timber wolf
for our nature
assignment?

Looks pretty good,
but work on your howl.

No prob.

So Libby, you want
to sing at Jet and
BG's wedding?

Regular rate, cash up front,
no checks or credit cards.

And ask Cindy if
she'll videotape it.

( gasps )

Jimmy, she's using
a laser beam on Jet.

SHEEN:
Jet, look out!

( yelling )

Jet, she's a beautiful
but evil vixen.

Whose middle name
is danger.

Beautiful "Danger" Gorgeous
Fusion?

She was trying to laser you
with a laser.

We were just engraving
our wedding rings.

Oh... right.

Yeah.

Well, sorry.

We'll see you later.

SHEEN:
She's a witch,
I tells ya!

Burn her!
Burn her!
Burn her!

( giggling ):
Oh, Jet.

( mumbling incoherently )

This could
get dangerous.

If Beautiful
tries anything,

we may have to get
our hands dirty.

That's okay.

I always carry
sanitary wipes.

Maybe we should call
the A.M.S.F.S. for backup.

You never heard of the Atomic
Monkeys Special Forces Squad?

Trained monkeys dedicated
to fighting crime

and pursuing justice whenever
they are called upon.

No.
No.

You know, Jet, I've never
told anyone this before,

but you know what
I've always wanted to be

ever since I was
a little girl?

One of those people
that puts those little
plastic tips

on the end of shoelaces.

How did you know?

Hey, garçon!

Can we get some
nachos and buffalo
wings over here!

Shh!

Sheen, we can't attract
attention to ourselves.

♪ La-la, la-la-la. ♪

Wait! Bolbi know you
from somewhere.

You are the Donkey Boys--

super-famous rock band
from Bekhanistan!

No, we're not.

Go away.

Bolbi wants your autograph.

Get out of... the way!

Jet! Watch out!

Hey! What are you doing?

Saving your life again.

She was trying to...

Practice cutting the wedding
cake at the reception.

Anything wrong
with that, Jimmy?

Uh... well... no.

I guess not.

Unless... there's a b*mb
in the cake.

The only thing dangerous in this
cake is the 20,000 calories.

A likely story.

( making karate yells )

Apparently it was
a likely story.

Jimmy, I know this
all seems strange,

but I love Beautiful.

She's left the whole
villainess thing behind.

I really have changed, Jimmy.

Please believe me.

I'm in love
with her, kid.

I want to be with her
till the day I die.

I swear on The Big
Book of Spy Rules.

Okay, I...
I guess I was wrong.

Sorry, Beautiful.

So what do I do
as best man?

Very simple.

When Commander Baker asks,
"Who has the ring?"

you just say,
"I have the ring."

Okay, I'll see you
at the wedding.

But I want cake.

Good-bye, Donkey Boys.

♪ La-la, la-la-la. ♪

Guess they really
are in love.

Duh! She's beautiful
and gorgeous.

Yeah, she's almost
as pretty as your moth...

( loudly ):
♪ We're spies ♪

♪ We're three guys ♪

♪ We don't have hives ♪

♪ But we're
spies. ♪

Jettikins, I have
a very important question
to ask you.

Ask away,
my little bucket of love.

Do you think we should have

these kind of candies
at the reception?

Funny looking candy.

Looks like a strange
rotating disk that
hypnotiz...

Listen to me closely.

The next person who says
"I have the ring,"

destroy them.

( laughs evilly )

Well, Jet,
in about an hour

you'll be a married
secret agent,

movie star,
action sports guy.

Yeah.

Well, thanks for
meeting me here, guys.

I have to admit I'm nervous.

Hey, Jimmy, are you nervous
about being best man?

Why? What's
the big deal?

All he's got to do is say,
"I have the ring."

( yells )

( Jet grunting,
Sheen screaming )

Goddard,
nonlethal stun.

Huh.

( sighs )

You okay, kid?

Barely felt it.

Sorry-- must be
prewedding nerves.

Would you guys excuse me?

I need to do some, uh...
best man things.

Uh, Mr. Fusion,
do you know the spy song?

Uh... no,
and I don't think I want to.

But you can sing it
because you're a spy.

( clears throat )

♪ You're a spy guy
even more than I ♪

♪ And I bet
you don't cry ♪

♪ When you get bumped
in your eye ♪

♪ Or when Jimmy's mom
says good-bye. ♪

Something is rotten
in Retroville,

and I think I know
who's behind it.

A wedding dress
and a mourning gown--

I can't wait to wear them...

on the same day!

( cackles )

Jimmy!
Didn't your mother
teach you to knock?

Tell me
what you're up to,

and I mean now.

Why, Jimmy, whatever could
you be talking about?

Jet just att*cked Sheen,
and I think you're behind it.

As an agent of the BTSO,
I'm taking you into custody.

Is that a hypno-ray?

Could be.

All right, you've got me.

I knew I couldn't outsmart
someone like you.

Just let me get my...

( grunting )

I knew you hadn't changed!

I was born bad
and beautiful

and I'll stay that way.

Too bad you'll only enjoy
my evilness for a few hours.

( snorts and cackles )

Why are we
going to see
Beautiful Gorgeous?

I got to ask her
if it's okay to play

the Ultra Lord theme song

when she walks
down the aisle.

So what's your evil plan
this time, Beautiful?

I might as well tell you,
since you have a starring role.

When you say "I have the ring"
at the wedding,

Jet will att*ck you in front
of all those witnesses.

You'll be eliminated,
Jet'll go to jail for it

and I'll have rid
the world

of the two best
crime fighters alive.

Hello, slight problem.

How am I supposed to go to
the wedding if I'm locked up?!

Way ahead of you.

I'll just erase the last
30 minutes of your memory

with this.

You'll forget everything.

Huh?

What am I doing here?

( bell ringing )

Hey, I got to get
to the wedding.

This really is the happiest day
of my life.

Busted,
Beautiful!

We heard everything!

Give up and we'll
go easy on you!

Yeah!

Please.

Come and get me, boys.

( yelling )

All right...

You were saying?

How about two out of three?

No way!

Too bad you're going
to miss the wedding.

It's one Jet and Jimmy
will never forget.

( cackling and snorting )

That laugh could get annoying.

So Neutron's
the best man?

Yeah, more like
best nerd.

I bet he'll look
like a...

Hunk muffin...

Oh, hi... James.

Hey, Cindy.

Hey, Cin,
put your eyes
back in your head

and let's get to work.

CINDY:
I can't believe it--
Neutron looks handsome.

Oh, no,
that's going to be on the tape.

Wait, everybody!

Technical difficulties!

Got to rewind!

( camera whirring )

Okay, hit it.

( begins playing
"Here Comes the Bride" )

Who gives this gorgeous woman
to be wed?

I-- her father, professor Finbar
Calamitous, evil genius,

an innocent victim,
currently rotting in jail

for a crime I did not commit...

do.

Now Jet's going
to att*ck Jimmy

and we'll miss
the wedding!

No, we won't.

I'll call the Atomic Monkeys
Special Forces Squad!

( chattering like a monkey )

Sheen, even someone like me--

who believes in fairies,
leprechauns and pixies--

knows there's
no such thing as...

( grunting and chattering )

Thank you, Colonel McSwain.

I owe you one-- and you owe
someone an apology.

Sorry, Colonel McSwain.

( chatters )

Come on, we've got
a wedding to stop!

Dearly beloved,

friends,
assorted secret agents...

( panting )

Hurry up, we got to get
to the church

before Jimmy says,
"I have the ring."

Dang it!

It's the annual Retroville
Marching Band Parade!

( playing "Stars and Stripes
Forever" march )

We are gathered here today

to join this secret agent
and this reformed villainess

in matrimony.

Hurry, we got to save...

( screams )

Dang it!

It's the annual
Retroville Giant Fan Festival!

( both screaming )

...in sickness and in health,
for richer, for poorer,

in the summer when it's
all humid outside...

We're not going to make it
to the wedding on time.

Hey, isn't that
the annual Retroville
Skateboard Festival?

And there's
Nick attempting
a dangerous move.

( screams )

Aw, I broke my leg.

...on Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday...

Can we speed this up?

Excuse me, Miss Impatient Pants.

Man, that church is far away.

And now it's time
to exchange rings.

It's about time.

Best man...

Which side do we sit on,
groom or bride?

Do you have the ring?

Yes, I have...

Jimmy, no!

What?!

What?!

What?!

Jimmy, don't say
you have the ring.

Sheen, it's not
"You have the ring,"

it's "I have the ring."

Okay, I have the ring!

No!

( bellowing )

I knew he'd get cold feet.

What's going on?

Beautiful Gorgeous
hypnotized Jet.

To att*ck whoever says,
"I have the ring."

So he'd do away with you!

And he'd go to jail!

Thereby eliminating...

( choking ):
two of her enemies.

I knew she was bad.

Quick, everybody say,
"I have the ring!"

Uh, I have the ring.

( bellowing madly )

I have the ring!

( bellows )

I have the ring!

♪ I have the ring. ♪

BEAUTIFUL:
No!

♪ Yes, I have the ring. ♪

Stop it!

♪ I have the ring
right here... ♪

Everybody!

ALL:
♪ I have the ring ♪

♪ Everybody sing... ♪

Be quiet!

♪ I have the ring right here. ♪

All right!

♪ I have the ring ♪

♪ Yes, I have the ring... ♪

( bellowing )

♪ I have the ring right here ♪

♪ I have the ring ♪

♪ Yes, I have the ring ♪

♪ I have the ring right here ♪

LIBBY:
Let's take it home!

♪ I have the ring... ♪

No!

♪ I have the ring
right here... ♪

CINDY:
You tell 'em, Carl!

♪ I have the ring... ♪

( whirring )

♪ I have the ring right here ♪

♪ I have the ring ♪

♪ Yes, I have the ring... ♪

Stop singing!

♪ I have the ring right here! ♪

You people are
ruining everything.

Oh, my beautiful plan!

( panting )

Jet!

He needs mouth-to-mouth
resuscitation!

No!

I'm awake, I'm fine-- no need.

Commander Baker,
arrest that bride.

Got to go.

Enjoy the buffet.

( grunts )

Not so fast,
Beautiful.

Man, talk about
fear of commitment.

Thanks, guys,
you saved my life.

You're welcome.

Hey, CB,
do we get some medals?

I always carry some with me,
just in case.

That's what I'm talking about.

Honorary spy.

♪ I'm an honorary spy! ♪

♪ And I have a... ♪

Well, Jimmy,
you were right.

My fiancée was
a big, fat liar.

Yep, beautiful on the outside,
pure evil on the inside.

Can you get me
out of this, Jet?

We'd make a great team,
you and I.

Sorry, Beautiful.

Game called on account of jail.

I'm proud of you, Jet.

Yeah, spies like me
are better off alone, kid.

Anyway, in a few days Beautiful
will just be a distant memory,

a tiny pothole
on the road of life.

Who am I kidding?

Call me when you get out,
Beautiful!

Write me everyday.

I'll wait for you, baby!

( scoffs )

( both groan
with embarrassment )

I think we all learned something
very important today.

Once a crook, always a crook?

Clothes make the man?

The Atomic Monkeys Special
Forces Squad rules?!

No, we learned that we can
all sing pretty darn well--

except Sheen.

Aw, man!

Hit us again, Libby.

LIBBY:
One, two, three, four...

ALL ( except Sheen ):
♪ We all can sing ♪

♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪

♪ We all can sing
'cept Sheen. ♪

SHEEN:
What? I can sing!

♪ We all can sing ♪
I can sing!

♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
I do it all the time
in the shower.

♪ We all can sing except Sheen ♪
I'm real good at singing!

♪ We all can sing ♪
Why are you guys doing this?

♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
Embarrassing!

♪ We all can sing
except Sheen. ♪

Come on, guys.

♪ We all can sing... ♪

Stop that!

♪ Yes, we all can sing ♪
I'm not listening!

♪ We all can sing
except Sheen. ♪

La, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la ,la!

That is all.

Hi, I'm...

Line?

JIMMY:
Got to blast!