17.5x05 - Different Drum

[bunniefuu]

Ahhh!

After , years, I'm free!

Its time to conquer earth!

Alpha, rita's escaped!

Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin power rangers ♪

... And the next one we're gonna turn.

And turn.

Yeah. Keep going.

Come on, come on!

And one more time and turn.

How's everybody feeling?

[Cheering]

Huh, can't hear you?

[Louder cheering]

I still can't hear you.

[Still louder cheering]

And turn.

How's everybody doing?

[Cheering]

Whoa!

[Crash]

Billy, let me let you in on a little secret.

This is not the way to meet girls.

Ohh!

Rita: I hate all that kid music.

Music?

Uh, all right!

I'm going to get back at those power brats with music.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Billy, what happened? Are you okay?

Oh! Oh! Oh!

My main brain, what's up?

Well, I'm intrigued by the rhythmic modulation

Yet daunted by the coordinating movements

Of the appendages.

Say what?

He can't dance.

Precisely.

Right, okay, spin.

And spin... Spin...

And spin.

Hey, you almost knocked me over.

You guys, take a break for a sec, okay?

[Music stops]

What happened?

You didn't step sideways, and backed right into you.

I'm sorry. I forget to sign the moves. It was my fault.

You think it was your fault because you're different.

You are a very good dancer.

And even hearing people make mistakes.

Left, right, spin.

No. It's the other way. No.

Music to get the power rangers?

Sounds a bit risky.

Finster! Oh, finster!

Yes, o nasty one. I'm working on a

Marvelous monster that eats cars and smells like a fish.

Never mind that! Make me a musical monster

That will mesmerize those pathetic power rangers

And bring them to their knees!

Like the pied piper, only meaner.

Oh, my queen, that idea is absolute brilliance,

However, musical monsters aren't very reliable.

Wouldn't you rather have a nice fire-breathing hedgehog instead?

Noooo!

My bad, my bad.

Either get my monster,

Or I'll turn you into a slug!

Okay, everyone. Let's do one more song,

And then call it a today.

I'm sorry.

All right, is everybody ready?

And left, and right, and left.

[Laughing]

And left... And right.

And left.

Look at all the little rappin' ballerinas.

Spin and turn.

Not even ballerinas.

The stuff they're doing is too easy.

Again.

You think so, huh?

I'd like to see you try it.

And left, and right, and spin.

Again.

One, two... Three!

Okay, okay, okay.

So you can get with those steps.

But can you get with these?

No problem.

Here you go. Hold on.

Yo, zack! Yes.

Piece of cake.

Come here.

Check this out.

Let's have some fun!

Yeah. Not bad.

Piece of cake.

You can have it. I wasn't hungry anyway.

Okay, that was a great class!

We better go, or we're going to miss the movie.

You better bail fast because nobody tricks me.

Really? It looks like we already did.

See ya.

Well, do you have my monster yet?

The waiting is putting a strain on my natural beauty.

Yes, I call it the gnarly gnome.

He's a wonderfully ugly creature

Who plays a hypnotic accordion.

The plan is to hypnotize a few kids and hold them.

When the power rangers show up to the rescue,

We'll use the music to put them in your power.

Okay. Let's get them!

This time it had better work, finster!

Whoa! What a trip.

Now I've got to get this thing to work right.

I'll just warm it up a bit.

Want to go down to the mall?

I heard they're having a really big sale.

Hey, you guys. Let's go! See you later, ernie.

See you later. Catch you on the flip side.

See ya. Bye, ernie.

[Accordion playing]

Mind if we stop off home first? I got to tell my mom.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Come with me, my pretties, rita wants to play.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Come on! You can't resist,

And neither will the power rangers.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Once the power rangers hear my magic tune,

They'll be totally in my power, so come, my beauties.

Come and dance and wait to seal the power rangers' fate.

Follow me. Follow me. Rita's waiting.

[Laughing]

Gnome: follow me. Follow me! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Come with me, my pretties, rita wants to play.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

It seems like she wants something.

Do you understand sign language?

Gee, kid, I don't.

What? What?

"Help, my friends are in danger."

Come on! We're going to get your friends.

We're going to help you, all right?

[Gnome laughing]

Dance, everyone.

Let's celebrate our coming victory,

Dance for me, my beauties, for tomorrow you dance

For our empress rita, after I finish off the power rangers.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Food. Bring me food. I grow hungry.

He gets a bit bossy, doesn't he?

I just hope this plan works.

Forget the plan.

This guy throws a great party.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dance with the girls, putties. I want to see a show.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

You're dancing with putties now,

But soon you'll be dancing with power rangers.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hey, where's the food?

It's cooking. So just back off, bucko.

[Laughing]

I just have to add my secret ingredient and presto.

I'm so hungry, I could eat a bug.

Hey! Not a great idea!

I was saving this for a special occasion but too bad.

Oh, yeah! That hit the spot. Now it's time for a snooze.

[Snoring]

They should be ready.

Huh? Huh.

There are the hostages, but where's everyone else?

Sleeping on the job, I suppose.

I just hate those pathetic pinheads.

Get up! Who told you you could rest?

The power rangers could be there any minute,

And you dolts aren't ready!

I ought to turn you all into octavian slime toads!

Get to work now!

Wait a second.

You're not getting out that easy.

Yeah, yeah! Keep your wigs on.

Hurry!

I've got it all under control.

There. I smell power rangers coming.

Can someone tie my shoes?

They're all yours, gnome. We're out of here!

They're in there?

Okay, I want you to hide here and wait for me, okay?

Go behind the bushes. Hurry.

All right, guys. It's morphin time!

Mastodon!

Pterodactyl!

Triceratops!

Saber-toothed tiger!

Tyrannosaurus!

[Laughing]

All right, ugly, release the girls.

Never!

Lock them up!

Cosmic cannon!

Battle bow!

Dino daggers!

Mighty mace!

Power sword!

Power blaster!

Ready!

Uh-oh.

Aah!

Think you b*at him? We'll see about that.

[Roaring]

I call on the power of the mighty dinozords.

Let's do it!

Right! Right!

Morph it! Morph it!

Rangers, log on!

Zack here, all systems go!

This is billy, I'm nominal!

Trini here, ready to rock!

I just love this part!

Let's show him some megazord power.

Power up your crystal. We're going to t*nk mode.

Power up!

Rangers, sync up!

, , Mark.

All right! I feel a rescue coming on.

Raah!

Whoa! Whoa!

Switching to battle mode now!

Megazord sequence has been initiated.

Megazord activated.

Listen to my music, fall into my power.

[Accordion music]

[All groaning]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Cough]

Oh, man! Power up the megasword.

Strike three, you're out!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

[Screaming]

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

Yes! Nice going, guys! Totally cool!

All right, power rangers. Let's go down and

Get the girls out of the cave and take them home.

You should have seen the power rangers. Kimberly.

They were great!

So like what happened?

Melissa ran for help.

This totally manky monster hypnotized you

And trapped you in the cave.

So without her and the power rangers--

We could have been trapped forever.

Hey, we owe you, big time.

Thank you! Yeah! All right!

Hey! Let's go and get ice cream.

Why can't I depend on you, you dweebs?

This is all your fault!

And yours too, you overgrown blueberry!

Why do I keep these fools? They drive me totally nuts!

Hey, kids. Soda's on the house.

Right! Yeah! Ernie's the man!

Thank you.

And for the guest of honor.

To melissa. All right, melissa.

What? What?

You just told her your dog smells.

Good one.

I'll have to work on it.

What did she say?

She wants to know if you want to dance.

No. No.

Yeah, billy! Go, billy!

All right.

You know, zack. When you do it right,

Sign language is not that hard to learn.

Man, it's a whole new world of rapping.

There's a lot we can learn from melissa.

You know, I used to think melissa's pretty happening before.

Then she saved her friends, and now...

She's a miracle worker.