17.5x07 - Big Sisters

[bunniefuu]

Hey! Look at that!

Let's go!

What do you think it is?

Looks like a giant space dumpster!

Let's open her up!

[Laughing]

Let's get out of here!

[Laughing]

All right! We're out!

Rita! Wake up! Wake up! We're free!

Ahhhh!

Uh-oh! Morning breath! Let me get you a mint!

Oh, its good to be free after ten thousand years!

Here, your evilness, let me help you.

♪ Walk with me, talk with me! ♪

Uh! You made me step in a puddle you nitwit!

Get out of my way, monkeyface!

[Screaming]

Ha ha! Don't leave!

You'll miss my coming out party!

That's when I destroy the nearest planet!

[Laughing]

[Laughing]

Aah!

After , years, I'm free!

It's time to conquer earth!

Zordon: alpha, rita's escaped.

Recruit a team of teenagers with attitudes.

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin power rangers ♪

Kimberly: hey ernie, have you seen a little girl

Wearing long black pigtails around here?

Ernie: no, kimberly. Sorry.

Watch it! Uh!

Billy, have you seen maria?

Huh! Uh!

We can't find her anywhere.

Don't worry, I'm sure she's all right.

Ready?

Hey, girls, what's up?

Look like you just lost something.

Not something, jason, someone--

A -year old girl named maria.

Kimberly and I volunteered to be big sisters for the day.

She was supposed to be here half an hour ago.

You don't think she's in some kind of trouble, do you?

Zack: ladies, take it easy.

There's no need to fear.

Detective zack is here. Ha ha ha!

Besides, how much trouble could a little girl cause?

[Yelling]

Talk about a bad way to start the day.

Who'd do a thing like that anyway?

Kimberly, trini: maria!

I'm so sick of those do-gooders!

I've gotta find some way to get rid of them!

Wait! I've got a plan.

[Laughing]

[Clucking]

Maria, we're not mad at you.

But why did you turn off the hot water?

I just wanted to get your attention, that's all.

Maria, just be yourself.

We'll be your friends no matter what you do.

You will? Sure.

That's what being friends is all about. Right?

Right. Now, how would you like to go on a picnic?

We'll pack a giant basket and have lots of fun. What do you say?

I hope we know what we're getting ourselves into!

I've located the ancient power eggs.

And with them, we'll be rid of the power rangers.

We'll use the eggs to surround those stupid power geeks

With an evil force not even zordon can stop.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah! The power eggs, ours for the taking.

All this egg talk is making me hungry.

Those are magic eggs! You don't eat them!

Quiet!

Open the box.

Yes, evil one.

Aah!

Great! Now you broke it. Come here, you.

I forgot!

Ooh! Only a child can open this box! Ooh!

Finster! Oh, finster!

I need a special monster right away!

One that can get his hands on a young brat.

He needs to be ruthless, and nasty, and mean!

Yes, my queen.

I want a chunky chicken.

Yes, your evilness, an excellent choice.

I even have one ready to go!

The most horrifying chicken the world has ever seen.

Ha ha ha ha!

Very soon now the child will be in your hands.

You'd better be right, finster!

Or you'll live out your days as a sea slug.

Yes, evil one, whatever you say!

[Rita laughs]

Now into the monstermatic!

In a few seconds, he'll be done.

[Clucking]

Rita: he's disgusting!

Just looking at him makes me sick!

He's perfect.

The power rangers are goners! Nyaah!

[Laughing]

Trini: hey, maria, come eat lunch.

Its really good!

All right!

Thanks for being my friends, guys.

My dad tries real hard,

But there's things that he just doesn't understand. Know what I mean?

Maria, anytime you wanna talk, we'll listen.

Yeah, you know, that's what friends are all about.

Thanks.

So who's the raddest boy in your class?

Are you kidding?

They're all dorks! Yuck!

[Laughing] she'll learn!

Who are those guys?

Uh-oh!

Looks like we've got pcinic crashers.

Putty patrollers! Maria, come here, quick! Get between us!

Maria: what's going on?

[Fighting]

Duck!

Leave us alone.

Maria: hey! Keep your hands off me, you creep!

Maria! I said let go!

Great! Now what are we going to do?

Rita: they've taken the girl to the cave!

Good. That's finished.

Get her to open that thing and we get the eggs.

I, myself, will escort the eggs back to you, my queen!

I want you two g*ons to come with me!

Huh? g*ons? I don't get it.

I'm talking about you, you nitwits!

Get the eggs! Ha ha!

Ernie: comin' right up!

Zack: oh yeah.

Here you go-- one ernie special.

You guys is coming out next!

Billy: thanks, ernie!

You couldn't eat that. You can't eat that. No way.

Guys! Guys, we have a serious problem.

Rita just kidnapped maria.

Six putty patrollers came out of nowhere and grabbed her.

We were gonna go after them, but...

But I thought we should get help.

Well, why would rita kidnap a little kid?

I don't know, bill. Let's talk to zordon.

[Beeping]

Uh-oh...

The communicators aren't working.

This is really turning out to be more than just a bad hair day.

What now?

We got to get to the command center.

Teleportation's down too. Any ideas, billy?

Negative. Unfortunately, repairs could take hours on these.

However, there is one possibly alternative.

See, I've been manufacturing a little surprise back in my garage,

I'm sure it could get us to the command center. Is anybody interested?

I'm in. Me, too.

Let's do it.

Well, what do you think?

I call it the rad bug.

It's capable of transporting us to any destination

On the planet's surface.

The rad bug?

So what's so rad about it?

It does to , in . Seconds.

, ? Yeah.

I'm sold. Me, too. Let's do it.

Okay, buckle up, everybody. Here we go.

Whoa!

Zack: hey, billy, what's this do?

Zack! Zack! Don't touch anything on this front panel, okay?

Whoa!

Hang on!

It's an old car.

Oh, power rangers, how did you get here?

Teleportation and communication has been out for hours.

Never mind that. You all look distressed. What is troubling you?

I'm afraid our old pal rita is at it again.

She kidnapped a -year old girl named maria

And is holding her c*ptive.

What do you think she's up to, zordon?

Unforunately, something I've feared for over millennia.

Oh no! Rita has located the power eggs?

Zordon: precisely.

Power eggs? I don't get it.

Zordon: behold the images in the viewing globe.

And all your questions will be answered.

It is an ancient tale that dates back to when

The battle between good and evil began.

Millions of years ago, ancient sorcerers,

Who called themselves the morphing masters,

Hid a universe of power within two mystic power eggs.

By casting the eggs into the sea,

The sorcerers believed their ancestors

Would look down on the eggs

And protect them from universal danger.

To insure the safety of the chest,

Only the touch of an innocent child, like maria,

Can open the magical container.

Well zordon, what do you think we should do?

You must save the girl. Then return the power eggs to the sea.

If rita gets hold of them,

She will become so powerful she will never be stopped.

♪ Go go power rangers ♪

♪ Go go power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty moprhin power rangers ♪

Getting the kid to open the box

Was almost too easy.

Rita's going to be pleased. [Cackling]

Hey chicken, rita sent us to get the eggs! Wow! Look at them!

Billy: according to zordon's instructions,

We're nearly to the cave of the morphing masters.

Kimberly: if rita touches one hair on maria's head, I'll--

Jason: hey. We'll save her. She'll be all right.

Oh, boy! These sure look good. How about a taste?

Hands off! We're supposed to protect the eggs, not eat them!

Then what good are eggs if you can't eat them?

Kimberly: why can't we just fly the car over there?

Billy: because approaching by ground makes us less visable.

It might allow us to surprise rita.

Yes, this is perfect! They've got the eggs!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!

Squatt: baboo, wait up. Hey, not so fast.

Jason: everybody keep your eyes open and be ready to morph.

I got the eggs. Ha ha!

Chicken, hide the kid and get back here, we're gonna need some help!

Alpha: ay yi yi yi yi!

That chunky chicken's disappeared with maria.

What do we do, zordon?

Try to keep a fix on maria's whereabouts and well-being

While the power rangers deal with the power eggs.

Right, zordon! I just hope they can retrieve the eggs in time!

Zack: look! There's rita's g*ons!

Kimberly: but no maria!

Jason: all right! It's morphin time!

Mastodon!

Pterodactyl!

Triceratops!

Saber-toothed tiger!

Tyrannosaurus!

Hyah!

Release maria and the power eggs!

Let's do it!

Hyah!

Power up!

Power!

I hate those guys!

Hyah!

[Clucking]

Stop! Wait! My power eggs! Don't let them go!

They're floating away! Stop them!

Alpha, what is maria's condition?

Ai yi yi yi yi! Chunky chicken has her tied up at the old factory.

Hey, let me down, feather face!

No way!

I'll let you down!

When the power rangers bring back my power eggs!

Alpha, contact the power rangers

And tell them of maria's situation.

Ooh, that rita repulsa makes my circuits fry.

Hurry, alpha. Time is running short.

Power rangers, rita's got maria at the old factory. Hurry.

We need dinozord power now!

[Roaring]

[Roaring]

All right! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Log on!

Zack here, and I'm ready to rock.

Billy here. Systems nominal.

Trini. All systems go!

All right! Let's rescue maria!

Right! Let's do it, rangers!

Power up your power crystals.

All: right. Crystal power.

Engage crystals.

, , Power up.

Let's show them some megazord power!

Megazord battle mode, now!

Megazord sequence has been initiated.

Megazord activated!

All right, power rangers.

We've got a little girl to save! Let's do it!

Hey, power geeks, I'll make you a deal!

I'll let her go as soon as you bring me the power eggs!

Yeah, power eggs.

[Clucking and laughing]

All right, rita. You've lost the power eggs!

So let the little girl go...now!

Yeah, let me go!

Go ahead and cut it.

Maria: hey!

Rita: cut it a little more, birdbrain.

Hey, birdbrain, cut that rope again, and you've had it.

[Laughing] we're scared now.

Chunky chicken, show the power rangers

What we think of their threats!

Hey, stop it!

Whoa!

Oooh!

I hate you guys!

All right!

You may have saved the little girl,

But all I have to do is make my chicken giant,

And he'll destroy that stupid zord of yours,

So what do you think of that?

Give us your best sh*t.

Ahhhhhh!

[Clucking]

Whoa!

Bring in the rad bug by remote,

And get maria out of here!

Whoa! Whoa!

There it is! Jason! Put maria down by the car.

Right!

Maria! Climb in the car. It'll take you to safety!

You don't have to tell me twice.

[Clucking]

Whoa!

[Clucking]

Rangers! Pull it together. We've got to stop him!

[Clucking]

[Clucking]

It's all over, beak breath!

We need the power sword! Now!

Let's finish this fight!

Hyah!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin power rangers ♪♪

Way to go, guys. We got him.

Morphin!

Rita: it was a perfect plan

Until you nincompoops messed it all up!

I should be ruling earth now, but I'm not,

And it's all because of you.

It was all finster's fault!

If he hadn't built such a lame monster,

We would have won.

Oh, no!

[Whimpering]

And what do you have to say for yourselves?

Not much. How about you, baboo?

No, uh, I don't--

Ooh, can't you weasels, do anything right?

Get me an aspirin. I've got a headache again!

News announcer: angel grove's mayor presented the angel award

To a group of kids who set up a recycling drive

And kept tons of trash out of our landfills.

This just in.

We've just gotten word

That once again, the amazing power rangers

Have saved our fair city and the world

From one of rita repulsa's lethal monsters.

Eyewitnesses report that after a lengthy battle...

Yo! Billy, kimberly, what's up?

Ernie: kimberly, can you get the chili for me?

It's his veggie chile. It's great.

And now wendy walters

With the latest power rangers update. Wendy?

Wendy: the power rangers not only battled, but saved a girl.

I've been the most popular kid in class.

As you can see, she's doing just fine. Back to you in the studio.

As always, we'll continue to bring you the latest power rangers news

As it happens.

Now back to our scheduled program.

Anybody want some of ernie's veggie chili?

I just made it fresh! Its on the house!

[Struggling]

Oh, no!

Uh!

[Laughing]

Kimberly: sorry, bulk!

It was supposed to be on the house, not on you.

Kimberly: sorry, bulk!