17.5x13 - No Clowning Around

[bunniefuu]

Ahhh!

After , years, I'm free!

Its time to conquer earth!

Alpha, rita's escaped!

Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Power rangers ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ You mighty morphin power rangers ♪

All right. Heads up, everybody.

Witness the zack man on stilts. Yeah!

Keep it up, man! You're doing great!

Yeah.

No way I could never do that.

The only thing I can balance is shopping bags, you know, on my arms?

Remember to keep your center of gravity

Correctly proportioned, o.k.?

Check this out.

Yeah, this is all right!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa. Careful.

Whoa, whoa.

Uh! Uh!

Zack! Whoa!

Oh, my big, strong hero.

[Smack]

Looks like you over-leveraged yourself again, zack.

Come on, stilt head. Let's go check out the rest of the fair, you guys.

Don't frown, my fellow clown.

We'll get them.

We'll get them...all.

[Laughing]

Uh oh! [Laughing]

Oooh! I am the mighty pinoctopus!

Come on, sylvia. Let's go see the clowns.

Sounds great, cousin trini!

Heh heh heh.

Look at that.

[Imitating]

♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪

Ta-da!

All right!

That was neat.

How's it going, guys?

Guys, this is my cousin sylvia.

Sylvia, that's billy, kimberly, zack and jason!

Hi, guys.

Juggle my eggs and make them fly.

Won't one of you give it a try?

I'll make an attempt.

Ahh! Would you look at that!

It's our favorite group of pinheads.

Ha ha ha!

Come on.

Didn't you guys see the sign at the front gate?

"No geeks allowed."

Better get out of here before this gets messy!

Billy: ... ...

...

Ha ha ha! Only one nailed me!

Billy: ...

I knew I had four.

Looks like the only mess around here is you guys.

Hey guys, they're doing gymnastics over there.

Let's go watch.

Can I stay here and play with pineapple?

Sylvia, we're supposed to stick together.

How about we go see some gymnastics

And then we'll come back? Okay?

Okay.

Come on.

Bye-bye. I'll catch you later.

[Laughing]

[Rita laughing]

That's right!

Walk into my trap, pinheads!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

♪ Mmm mmm mmm ♪

Finster! Finster!

The fake carnival is working.

The power pipsqueaks are falling for it!

It's almost time for phase two.

Now. What about the clown? Is he ready?!

I don't want any mistakes.

Oh, yes, my queen. I trained him myself!

First, he'll use his magic power

To turn the power rangers one by one

Into cardboard cutouts.

Then he'll transform into a horrible pinoctopus

And terrorize the city.

Excellent! Have him use that brat sylvia as bait

To get the rest of them.

Finster, don't blow it this time!

Yes, o hideous one.

Of course, of course, of course!

Oooh!

Uh-oh. Hey! Oh, oh! Take a look! Come here, baboo!

Look at it.

O nasty one,

That clown hasn't gotten the power geeks alone yet.

Is he waiting for an invitation?

Get the power geeks!

Pineapple's making his move.

I love it when a plan comes together!

[Chanting] get those power geeks! Oh, yeah!

Man, I thought we were going to watch gymnastics.

You see that?

Hurry up, trini. I estimate we'll lose structural integrity

In about . Seconds.

Quick, quick.

Okay!

We did it, guys!

Sylvia, look!

Billy: we're in eminent danger of collapse!

Sylvia! Aah!

I can't believe she left like that.

Guys, I have to go look for sylvia.

I should have kept a better eye on her.

Sorry. Bye.

Bye.

Trini: sylvia!

Sylvia!

You're a fun friend, mr. Pineapple.

I've got a new trick to show you.

♪ Da da da la da ♪

Sylvia, we were supposed to stay together, remember?

Come on. Let's get back to the fair, okay?

Not so fast, baby-sitter!

Sylvia is staying with me.

Clown, back off.

Trini! No! He's my friend!

Ha ha ha!

Uh-oh! I guess she's a bit..."Board!"

[Laughing]

What have you done?!

Sylvia!

[Sobbing]

Let's go to the sky wheel.

No. Let's go to the tilt-a-wheel.

Guys! What?

This fair must be one of rita's traps.

Look! Look what that clown did to sylvia!

She's been subatomically transduced

Into a two-dimensional state.

Kimberly: you guys, there's gotta be something we can do!

He quasi-tronic molecular generator in my garage could be the answer.

Jason: trini, you take sylvia to billy's place, all right?

Have alpha teleport down and help you.

We're gonna warn everyone here.

Right! Okay!

Announcer: only a dollar gets you the thrill of your life!

Ride the sea dragon!

Attention, everyone.

Get out! Rita's attacking the park!

It's a trap!

Bipedally ambulate to the nearest convenient outlet!

Come on, come on!

Everybody, run!

Run! Come on! Let's go!

This way!

Come on! Out! Everybody out!

Hurry up! Run! Run! Come on! Let's go!

All right, man. Come on!

Move!

Zack: oh, man!

Something tells me these guys aren't here to juggle.

I bet they work for rita.

We can take these harmless clowns.

[Gasping]

Oh yeah. Some clowns, huh?

Jason: you guys ever been afraid of clowns before?

Ha ha ha!

Aah!

Leave them and come with me if you want to save little sylvia!

All right, clown. What have you done to sylvia?

Jason: billy! Don't go!

Come on! I don't have all day!

Ha ha ha!

Ugh!

Hey, look! It's rita!

Heh heh heh!

Always remember--the hand is quicker than the eye.

Ha ha ha!

Ugh!

Ah!

Aah!

You're going down, clown.

No more...clowning around.

[Laughing]

All right!

That pinoctopus is wonderfully wicked!

But what if he fails? He should have...some help!

You're right. Where's goldar?

You called, o wicked one?

First, I want you to go down to earth!

Then what?

att*ck!

[Laughing]

Man, that's one big pineapple.

It's morphin time, guys.

Mastodon!

Pterodactyl!

Triceratops!

Tyrannosaurus!

All: hyah!

Trini: what is it, alpha? What's wrong with her?

The analysis shows that the only critical thing she's missing is h o!

You know, water.

Kimberly, what happened to the monster?

I don't know! He must have slipped away when the putty patrol showed up!

Hyah!

I think--hyah-- he headed for the park.

If you disconnect the electrodes,

I'll apply the water.

Nothing is happening.

Alpha: I don't understand it!

[Growling]

[Roaring]

I will reevaluate the amount of water needed.

Of course! That's it!

I have it! More water!

Uh!

Oh, my. Detection alert!

Detection alert! Hiding! Hiding! Hiding!

What's going on?

Trini, what did you do that for?

[Laughing]

Wait! Don't finish them yet!

These pathetic power punks are mine!

Ha ha ha ha!

Now to make cardboard out of the lot of you!

Don't worry! It won't hurt a bit,

But it might hurt a lot!

[Laughing]

Go away, ooze!

So...your suits protect you from my magic.

Well, I have other tricks up my sleeve.

Your fate is sealed! Victory is mine!

What a fruitcake!

There is no escape! You're doomed!

I am the mighty pinoctopus! I cannot be b*at!

No way, pineapple-face!

We'll never give up. Never!

You're no match for me, the great pinoctopus!

Why don't you give up and make it easy on yourselves?

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

All right! Now grow!

[Growling]

Pull back to regroup!

[Growling]

[Growling]

Ha ha ha!

Hey, guys!

Alpha figured out how to save sylvia.

Way to go, alpha.

Pinoctopus: big deal!

You're the ones I'm after.

She was just the bait! Now I've got you!

We need dinozord power now!

Rangers, log on!

Zack here. Ready to jam!

This is billy. All systems go!

Trini here. Up and running!

Kim here. Let's get this clown!

Power rangers! Sync up!

All: , , mark!

All right, rangers! Move out!

Cover me, jason! I'm going in!

Oh ha ha ha ha!

Hey, billy. See if you can tie him up a bit!

Affirmative! Flying hooks now!

Uh-oh!

Precisely on target.

Yes, billy! Good sh*t!

Good sh*t, billy!

Time to teach that pinoctopus a lesson!

I think we should freeze him up like he did sylvia. All right, guys?!

Right! Leave it to me!

One pineapple-flavored icicle coming up!

Great! Let's get him, jason!

Right! Activating megazord power!

All right! Let's do it!

All: morphin!

According to my calculations,

A multifaced energy blast

Should overload him and bring on his destruction!

Yeah. Let's finish him off.

Right.

Yeah! Yeah!

Not good enough.

Switching to battle mode, now!

Got it! Got it!

Both: morphin!

Battle mode sequence, engage!

Megazord sequence has been initiated!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

Megazord activated!

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ Mighty morphin power rangers ♪

Way to go, guys.

Finster: but my queen, it wasn't my fault.

I can't believe you messed up again!

I told you you should have stayed and helped, but you wouldn't listen!

What do you mean me?!

Temper, temper. I had nothing to-- ow!

Can't you do anything right?

I'm warning you!

Get out of my way, you nitwits!

Now I've got to come up with another plan!

Announcer: step right up!

Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Get your hot dogs!

You think billy could teach me how to walk on stilts?

Uh, billy?

I don't think he's the one who can teach you.

[Laughing]

Looks like billy's trying to reach new heights.

With my latest invention, it makes it easy for anybody to walk on stilts.

Even me.

Sylvia, I'm really sorry about what happened today.

That's okay, cousin trini.

I shouldn't have wandered off.

You taught me that.

I did?

Yeah. You're a pretty good baby-sitter.

Thanks, sylvia.

Uh! Uh!

Whoa!

Well, bill-ster, I guess inventing

Has its ups and downs.

[Laughing]

Has its ups and downs.