01x02 - Playground/Art/Gum

[bunniefuu]

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[frantic babbling]

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[moaning]

[intrigued babbling]

[uncertain muttering]

[Squee muttering]

[satisfied babbling]

[Pixbee hollering]

[braking]

[babbling eagerly]

Ah
-ha
-ha.

[all] Whoa...

[muttering]

[Pixbee] Oh!

[Ixbee babbling with interest]

[beeping]

[Squee muttering]

[ordering]

Meep map!

[grunting]

[babbling in anticipation]

Hmm...

Hmm.

[muttering]

[low muttering]

[uneasy babbling]

[pleased babbling]

[yelling]

[Pixbee shouting eagerly]

[rattling]

Whoa!

[babbling unsteadily]

[moaning]

[gurgling]

[gulping]

[wailing]

Ah!

[screaming]

[carelessly] Wah!

[panicked babbling]

[prolonged shrieking]

[distant crash]

[Pixbee cheering]

[satisfied babbling]

[grunting]

[chains squeaking]

[muttering]

[babbling uneasily]

[thud]

[struggling grunts]


-[whooshing]
-[screaming]

[Ixbee inquiring nervously]

[whooshing and screaming continues]

[Pixbee babbling excitedly]

[hollering]

[gurgling]

[gulping]

[moaning]

[escalating screams]

[all] Ah!

[heavy thuds]

[chains squeaking]

[curious babbling]


-[Squee] Hmm.
-[Pixbee] Oh!

[all] Ah!

[all] Hmm?

[confused muttering]

[orders strictly]

[whining]

[plastic squeaking]

Hmm... [inquires grouchily]

[anxious babbling]

[muttering]


-Whoa!
-[Pixbee] Wah ho!

[thudding]


-Whew.
-[exuberant cheering]

[grumbling]

[anxious whimpering]

[sighing with relief]

[muttering]

[whimpering]

[gleeful babbling]

[sighing]

[babbles apprehensively]

Mah moh mee.

[babbles approvingly]

Mah... Moh...


-Wah!
-[thud]


-[Squee muttering angrily]
-[nervous laughter]

[Pixbee] Ah...

[beeping]

[dramatic music]

[grunting]

[sighing with relief]

[Pixbee shouting]

[whining]

[beeping]

[pensive muttering]

[exclaims]

[intrigued muttering]

[zapping]

[puzzled muttering]

Ah?

[babbles approvingly]

[engine whirring]

[hollering]

[triumphant shouting]

[rumbling]

[Ixbee shouting victoriously]


-[crash]
-[Squee grumbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the heliosphere!

Tonight: Space travel, something we've all taken for granted

since hatching from our growth
-pods, but not so for those from Earth.

Humans believe the secret to space travel is dizziness,

as this seems to be the focus of their astronaut training.

Strangely, they make it near impossible to get into their ships,

putting long slippery slopes where a simple door would make more sense.

How long will it take humans to make it to space?

Eh... who knows?

This is Ixbee,

from the home of the strangest space program in the universe: Earth.

[Ixbee] Mee moo mah. Hmm...

[dissatisfied babbling]

[clanging]

Hmm.

[displeased muttering]

[muttering]

[suggesting]

Oh...

[beeping]

[Pixbee exclaiming]

Blech!

[babbling]

[all] Oh...

[Pixbee exclaiming]

[muffled muttering]

[distant screaming]

[thuds]

[metallic scraping]

[banging]

[grunting]

[babbling cheerfully]

Oh...

[inquiring uncertainly]

[muttering casually]

[muttering continues]

[moaning]

[spine cracking]

[lively babbling]

[groaning]

[grumbling]

[babbling]

[beeping]

[muttering]

[groaning]

[optimistic babbling]

[Pixbee] Bye
-bye.

[grumbling]

[babbling]

[all] Oh...

[unimpressed muttering]

[Ixbee gasps]

[amazed babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh ho oh!

[all] Meh.

Blech.

[babbling rapturously]

[clapping]


-[Ixbee] Mwah! Mwah!
-[Pixbee] Bavo! Bavo!

[babbling casually]

[muttering]

[muttering continues]

[baffled babbling]

[consecutively] Oh...

Mee mo mah?

Mee mo mah?

[puzzled muttering]

[babbling angrily]

[frustrated babbling]

[discouraged muttering]


-[Pixbee squealing excitedly]
-[honking]

[babbling eagerly]


-Ooh!
-Ah.

[clanging]

[inspired babbling]


-[zooming]
-[nervous shrieking]


-[engine revving]
-[all] Whoa!

[thudding]


-[engine accelerating]
-[panicked babbling]

[skidding]

[crash]


-[loud crackling]
-[babbling nervously]

[booming thuds]

[muttering]

[crashing continues]

[all] Oh... Eee!

[Ixbee babbling worriedly]

Mep moo!


-[rustling]
-[struggling grunts]

[babbling anxiously]

[pensive muttering]


-Uh...
-Hmm.

[optimistically] Ah!

[clattering]

Hah!

[satisfied babbling]

[cheering approvingly]


-[engine revving]
-[nervous rambling]


-[tires screeching]
-[prolonged shrieking]

[crash]

[moaning]

[yelling angrily]

Huh?

[all mesmerized] Ooh...

[fascinated muttering]

Hmm...

[coins jingling]

Mm... [muttering]

[alarm blaring]

[babbling casually]

[police sirens]


-[engine roaring]
-[chattering happily]

Ha! [satisfied babbling]

Oh, oh!

[whining]

[consolatory babbling]

Oh!

[splatting]

[soft humming]

[dreadfully] Oh!

[grumbling]

Da!


-[Ixbee] Mwah!
-[Pixbee] Whoa...

[exclaiming happily]

[English voiceover] Greetings, creatures across the cosmos!

If you appreciate art, human creativity is bizarre enough to be entertaining.

Humans put their art in stores so large, you'll be lost in them for hours!

There is the occasional stand
-out piece,

but most paintings on sale are dusty, old and of humans waving towels around.

And some human artists don't even finish their work at all!

Frankly, Earth art is a little too weird to hang in your pods,

and you'll be better off if you pick up a brush yourself.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet where art does not come easy: Earth.

[distant babbling]

[babbling passionately]

[muttering]

[grunting]

[sniffing]

[gagging]

Oh! [shouting]

[sloshing]

[consecutive thuds]

[lip
-smacking]

[agitated muttering]


-Ah.
-[gagging]

[grumbling]


-Wah!
-Ooh...

[sniffing]

[gagging]

[complaining]

Bah...

Hmm.

[struggling grunts]

[Ixbee] Oh! Oh!

[moaning]

[exclaiming gleefully]

[muttering anxiously]


-[zapping]
-[Squee screaming]

Ah!

Mm...

[groaning]

[muttering]

[slurping]

[gulping]

[grunting forcefully]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[miserably] Map.

[children giggling]

[all] Oh?


-[alarmed babbling]
-[panting]


-Mop.
-Mop!

Mep.

[mumbling]


-[lip
-smacking]
-[Pixbee] Ooh...

[inspired whispering]

[beeping]


-[Squee] Ah...
-[Pixbee] Oh.

[struggling grunts]

Ah!


-[sighing]
-Wah!

[babbling excitedly]

[muttering]


-[muffled babbling]
-Ah... Ah?

[muffled babbling continues]


-Whoa!
-[crash]

[moaning]

[babbling cheerfully]

[indifferent muttering]

Ah...

[struggling grunts]


-[sloshing]
-[muttering]

[dejected whimper]


-[glass shattering]
-[all] Oh...

Ah! [explanatory babbling]

[revolted shout]

Blech!

Ah. [babbling eagerly]

[munching]

[burping]

[retching]

Blech.

Ha!

[hesitantly] Mee mo...

Ooh! [pleased babbling]

[cracking]

[soft whimpering]

[sighing]

[exclaims energetically]

[bleakly] Huh?

Wah...

[victorious babbling]


-Ah
-ha.
-[clanking]

Hmm.


-Hmm?
-[clicking]

[squeaking]

[confused babbling]


-[rapid rattling]
-[frenzied babbling]


-[Squee] Uh, mee bop?
-Huh?

[muttering]

Oh!


-[intrigued muttering]
-[Ixbee] Oh... Mee mo ma.

[babbling excitedly]

[Ixbee babbling anxiously]


-[Pixbee] Hay!
-[clinking]

[Ixbee] Mey? Mey!

Mm...

[Ixbee] Meep mee mo.

[clinking]

[thunk]

Ah
-ha
-ha!

[muttering eagerly]

Ah ah map!

Hmm.

[grunting forcefully]

[gulping]

[chomping]

Ah!

[loud chewing]

Hmm. [lip
-smacking]

Num
-num
-num. [gulping]

Ah!

[frustrated sigh]

[annoyed muttering]


-[concerned babbling]
-Ugh.


-[Ixbee burbling]
-[water trickling]

[excited babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[coughing]

Ah!

[electromagnetic pulsing]

Ha!

[rustling]

[discouraged muttering]


-[Ixbee] Mee mo map.
-[Pixbee babbling excitedly]

[babbling gleefully]

[loud chomping]


-Mm
-mm
-mm.
-[intense chewing]

[gentle blowing]

[both] Whoa!


-[loud popping]
-[startled shrieking]

[babbling eagerly]

[forceful grunts]


-[farting]
-Whoop.

[forceful grunts]

[instructional babbling]

[inhales deeply]

[gentle blowing]

Hmm?

[inhales deeply]

[gentle blowing]

Ah...

[babbling uncertainly]

[blowing continues]

[babbling uneasily]

[whirring]

Oh.

[muffled muttering]


-[popping]
-[Pixbee cheering]

[inquires thoughtfully]

[chuckling]

[disoriented muttering]

[joyous babbling]

[babbling continues]

[banging]

[laughing]

[metal jingling]

[fearfully] Oh!


-[zapping]
-[Squee screaming]

[muffled babbling]

[chomping]

[muffled speech continues]

[spitting]

[English voiceover] So in conclusion, if you're visiting Earth,

you must indulge in the delicious jaw workout they call gum.

But take care. To find these spherical delectables,

prepare yourself for a quest that will test both your resolve...

and your taste buds.

I'm Ixbee, reporting from the chewiest planet in the universe:

Earth.