01x08 - Movie/Kindergarten/Sick

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]


-[Ixbee] Mee ma ma.
-[Meep] Oh.


-Ah. Mamoo. Ah, mama!
-[grumbles]


-Ooh.
-[gasping]

Oh!

Meema mas mo!


-[babbles informatively]
-Huh?


-[beeping]
-[meeps]

[chattering]


-[straining]
-[whispering]

[whispering]


-[grunting]
-[whispering]

[clanking]

Mee moop!

[chattering]


-Ooh!
-[impressed babbling]

[screaming]


-[curious chatter]
-Uh...


-[popping]
-[screaming]


-[all sniffing]
-Oh...

[chattering]

[Ixbee] Meep ma... ma.

Hmm?

Mm.


-[popping]
-Hmm? Mm
-mm. Mm
-mm...


-[muffled scream]
-Ah.

[muffled popping]

[continuous screaming and gurgling]

[panting]

[chomping]


-Oh.


-[squishing]
-Ah!

[meeping curiously]

[chattering]


-Ah! Eh! Hoo
-hoo!
-[squishing]


-Mm!
-[excited chatter]

[repeated squishing]

[meeps]


-[grunting]
-[squishing]


-[excited babbling]
-Hmm
-hmm! Ah, ah, ah
-
-


-[mutters]
-[laughter]


-Oh. Ah, ah, ah, oh!
-[squishing]


-[mutters angrily]
-[gulping]

[exclaiming]

[excited chatter]

[babbling softly]

Hmm. Mop meep ma.

[squeaking]


-Ah!
-Ah
-ha. Oh!

[chattering]

Uh. Hmm.

[satisfied babbles]

[exclamations]


-Ah...
-[grunting]

[sighing]


-[chomping]
-[devouring noisily]


-Choo
-ha.
-[all] Shhh!


-[audience] Shhh.
-[all] Shhh.

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-[/span][kissing on screen]
-[screaming]


-Blech!
-[disgusted babbling]


-[blowing raspberries]
-[exclaiming]

[meeps excitedly]


-[questioning babbling]
-Hmm. Mah te po.

[monster growling on screen]

[screaming on screen]


-[hysterical laughter]
-[babbling excitedly]

Oh.

Huh?


-[stretching]
-[snapping]

Ah! [slurping]


-Yuck!
-[grumbles worriedly]


-Hmm. Ah! [straining]

[muttering]

[screaming on screen]

[laughing]

[groaning]


-[grumbling]
-[stretching]

Oh.

Hmm.

[mutters]

[whirring]

[interested babbling]

[whirring and squishing]

[relieved meeps]

[grumbling]

[exclaiming] Ah!

[shouting]

Ow!

[chattering]


-Oh.
-[annoyed grumbling]


-[babbling]
-[meeps approvingly]


-[exclaiming]
-[excited babbling]

[all] Hey!


-[laughter]
-Whoo
-hoo!

[loud chomping]

Oh?

[shouting]

[worried meeps]

[panting]

[intrigued babbling]


-Oh...
-[quiet chatter]

[exclaiming]


-[screaming]
-[whirring]


-[all] Oh!
-[shouting]


-[gasping]
-[audience protesting]

[all] Hey! [babbling happily]


-[audience protesting]
-Oh
-oh.


-[mumbling worriedly]
-[audience protesting]

[shouting]


-[panicked babbling]
-[panting]

[sighs]


-[popping]
-[frantic chatter]

[gulping avidly]

[protesting]

[English voiceover] Greetings, life forms from across space.

Earth: a great place to visit,

but beware of dangerous places like lions' dens, volcanoes,

and most importantly, movie theatres.

From seats that swallow you whole to exploding snacks,

a theatre is a truly treacherous place.

Most disturbing is that the humans' favourite movies

reveal they seem to enjoy attacking innocent aliens!

If you encounter a movie theatre, turn the other way and flee,

before they make a movie about you.

I'm Ixbee, reporting from the most cinematic planet in the universe: Earth.

[heavy breathing]

[groaning and mumbling]

[tired groans]

Sheesh. Ah... Oh!

Ah!

[both] Huh?

[moaning]

[straining]


-Ooh.
-Oh.


-Ah...
-[muttering]

Aba.

[all] Whoa...!


-[school bell ringing]
-Ah!

[excited chatter]


-[babbling]
-[grunting]

Ah.

Hmm.


-[tinkling]
-[Ixbee] Meep mo?

[curious babbling]

[chattering]

Mee mee map.

[meeps quietly]


-Hmm.
-[blathering]

[disappointed babbling]

Hmm.

Eh... Oh.


-[squishing]
-[exclaiming and grumbling]

Ah.

[gasping] Oh! Meep ma ma.

[exclamations]

[Ixbee meeping]

[babbles instructively]


-Uh
-huh. Eh! Ha
-ha!
-[squishing]

[mumbling]

Eh, eh, eh. Zigga, zigga, zigga!


-Hmm.
-[disappointed] Eh, meh, meh.

[repeatedly] Zigga, zigga, zigga!

Oh. Oh hee ha ha. Zigga, zigga, zigga!

Ah, zigga. Ah! Eh
-heh.

Ha
-ha!


-[both] Oh.
-[squirting]


-[splash]
-[both] Oh!

[gasping]


-Ah!
-[grumbling]

Hmm. [muttering]


-Uh
-huh. Eh.
-Meema.

[Ixbee] Mee mo mah?

[ordering]


-Mee mee mop!
-[all shouting and straining]


-Ah.
-Mee bop!


-Ah
-ha!
-Ah ba bee bop bop.

[excited chatter]

[babbling]


-Mee mee meep mee.
-[exclaiming]


-Meep meep meep.
-[splashing]


-Meh mep. Mee mep.
-[splashing]


-[mumbling]
-[exclaiming]


-[flushing]
-[shouting]

[frantic babbling]


-Ma moo.
-Oh! Oh!


-[panicked babbling]
-[gurgling]

[babbling sadly]

[ordering]


-[babbling]
-[resigned grumbling]

[playful babbling]


-Ha! Mee meep!
-Mee meh.


-[screaming]
-[bubbling]

[chattering]


-[chattering]
-Ah...


-[gurgling]
-[splashing]


-[exclaiming]
-Ah.


-Oh.
-[exclaiming]


-Hey!
-[victorious babbling]

[chattering]

[sniffing]

[nasal chatter]


-Ha.
-[chattering]


-Ah... Oh?
-[chattering]

[shouting]

Mee mow mow. Meema ma meh. Meema. Ha!

[mumbling]

[exclaiming]

Hmm. [chattering]


-Oh.
-[chattering]

Ah. [grunting]


-Gah!
-[exclaiming]

Oh. [chattering]

Map ma...


-Meh.
-Huh?

[straining] [chattering]

Uh
-huh. Oh!

[chattering]


-Oh!
-[groaning]


-Bap bap.
-[muffled shouting]

[gasping]

[babbling sadly]

Hmm. [muttering]

[squishing]

Oh. [disgusted mutters]


-[grumbling]
-[paper rustling]

[shouting]

[chattering]


-[arguing]
-[straining]


-Oh
-oh.
-Huh.


-[chattering]
-[school bell ringing]

[exclamations]


-[frantic babbling]
-[slipping]


-[panicked babbling]
-[straining]

[screaming]

[grunting] [exclamations]

[shouting]

[muffled shouting]

[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the star systems.

If you wonder why a human hasn't set foot on your planet,

a visit to a human manufacturing facility will show you why.

Operated exclusively by tiny, uncoordinated workers,

the products are universally substandard.

The processed food tastes disgusting,

and construction can't withstand the slightest movement.

If these workers don't lift their game,

they've no chance of making something that will survive the rigours of space.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet that could use more quality control:

Earth.

Ahem
-hem
-hem. Mee mee mop. Ahem
-hem
-hem.


-Mee mop.
-[buzzing]

[chattering]

[babbling]

[panicked] Mamee mo ma!

[frantic chatter]


-Huh.
-[shouting]


-[straining]
-[panicked screaming]


-Mm. Ha
-ha! Huh?
-[sneezing]


-[blowing nose]
-[puzzled babbling]

[blowing nose] [sighing]

Huh? Oh!

[muffled shouting]

[exclaiming] Yuck!

[chattering]


-Ugh!
-[exclamations of disgust]


-[chattering]
-[buzzing]

[sneezing]


-[all yawning]
-[muttering]

Ah! Meema meemo.

Mamee momo. [singing softly]

Oh.

[startled mutters]

Uh... Ah
-ahem
-hem.

[chattering]

[mumbling]


-By by!
-Moop moop.

[chattering]


-By by!
-Moop moop.

[chattering]


-By by!
-Moop moop.


-By b... Ah...
-[buzzing]


-[sneezing]
-Huh?

Meep. [sniffling]


-[violent sneeze]
-[muttering]

[puzzled muttering]


-Mm...
-Hmm.


-[chattering]
-Wat?

[grumbling]

[muttering]


-[violent sneeze]
-[mumbling]


-[moaning]
-Huh? Uh...


-[squishing]
-Meemo. Mah...

[chattering]

[gasps]

[sneezing loudly]


-[sighing]
-[sneezing repeatedly]


-Ah!
-[squishing]

[exclaiming]

Momee momee.

Eee... Uh...

[puzzled muttering]


-[moaning]
-[beeping]


-[muttering]
-[moaning]

[beeping]

Oh. Oh.

[chattering]


-Uh
-huh. Ah.
-Mee meem.

Ah... ah...

Ah.

[sighing]

[sneezing loudly]

[grumbling]


-[groaning]
-[exclaiming]


-[feeble mumbling]
-Huh?


-[muttering]
-[moaning]

Eh
-ya. Oh.


-Oh...
-Eh
-heh.

Eh
-heh!

Ah. Eh
-heh.

Pip, pip, pip, pip...

Hmm. Ah. Mm
-hmm?

[gently instructing]


-[sighing]
-[chattering]

[babbling]


-Oh.
-[chattering]

[blowing nose]

Ah bebop.

[blowing nose]

[cheering]


-[blowing]
-[squishing]

[worried muttering]

[babbling orders]

Oh!

[scared babbling]

[inhaling deeply] Ha...

[sneezing loudly] [moaning]

Uh...

[moaning]


-[shivering]
-[sizzling]

Ah. Ah! [blowing]

Ah.

Um... Ah!

[moaning]


-Uh
-huh? Bep.
-Oh.


-Bep.
-Oh.


-Bep.
-Ah.


-Hmm.
-Ah.

Uh...

Oh!

Ah
-ha!

[babbling]

[exclaiming]

Huh?

Ah...!


-Ya
-hah!
-[glass shattering]


-Pweh.
-[shattering]

Eh... Hmm.

Oh. [pensive muttering]


-Ah. Babap, babap.
-[squeaking]

Zep.

Uh... Ah.

[humming]

[slurping] Ah!

[shivering and moaning]


-[chattering]
-[moaning]


-[groaning]
-[chattering]

Mm
-hmm.


-[squeaking]
-[chomping]

[squeaking]


-Mm
-hmm
-hmm.
-Huh? Meepa!

[inhaling and sighing]


-[exclaiming]
-Mm
-hmm.


-[laughing]
-[squeaking]

[sneezing and sniffling]

[groaning]

[violent sneeze]

[English voiceover] Greetings, denizens of the omniverse.

Germs. There are bazillions of them floating around.

They jump from human to human to human, sometimes the dog, then back to human.

But why? They do it to get around.

Germs are very busy, and travel is important to their daily lives.

As they're clearly dominant to the human species,

anywhere these germs want to go, the human buses take them free of charge

as a sign of respect for their microscopic leaders.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the ickiest planet in the universe: Earth.