[playful electronic music]
[no audible dialogue]
-[muffled chattering]
-[tires screeching]
[beeping]
Huh? Meep moma.
[Ixbee] Oh! Meep mo.
[moved babbling]
[grunting]
-[curious mutters]
-[straining]
-[doll crying]
-Aw.
-Oh.
-[doll crying]
[chattering]
-[all straining]
-[crying]
-Meh!
-[exclamations]
-[all] Oh!
-Eee!
-[chattering]
-[doll crying]
-[all sighing]
-Ah.
-Uh...
-Oh mema.
[ordering]
-[eerie music]
-[babbling]
-Hmm.
-Hmm.
-[chattering]
-Hmm...
-[grunting]
-Momo, momo. Ah!
Oh!
-Oh.
-Eh.
-[happy babbling]
-[crying]
Oh, mamemo. Mamame moma.
Uh, uh... [kissing sounds]
[crying]
Ah!
[crying]
[singing]
[mutters]
-[chattering]
-[doll crying]
-Aw... Oh.
-[chattering]
-Ah.
-Momee ma.
-[doll crying]
-Mm
-hmm.
[grunting and chattering]
[clears throat]
Meh
-meh
-meh
-meh
-meh
-meh!
[crying]
Meh! Mwah
-wah
-wah
-wah
-wah!
-Ahem.
-Mm.
[mutters]
-[doll crying]
-Mm?
-Meemo!
-Okay. Babap.
[gagging and vomiting]
-Wah!
-Ew.
-Uh? Meemamum!
-Ah!
[whispering]
-[beeping]
-[quiet chatter]
[snoring]
-[doll crying]
-[exclamations]
[groaning]
Momee ma ha...
[Ixbee vomiting]
[groaning]
[muttering]
[snoring]
-[doll crying]
-[all] Ah!
[groaning]
-[doll crying]
-Ah...
[annoyed muttering]
[Mop vomiting]
Ah... [snoring]
-[doll crying]
-[all] Ah!
[griping]
-[doll crying]
-Mama!
-[moaning and muttering]
-[doll crying]
[moaning]
-[Meep vomiting]
-[groaning]
-[all sighing]
-[muttering]
[beeping]
[babbling]
-Huh?
-Mm... meema?
[ordering]
[both] Meema!
[sighing and muttering]
-[jittering exclamations]
-[both] Oh!
-Oh.
-[startled babbling]
[chattering]
-Oh.
-Wa?
[Ixbee mutters curiously]
[urinating]
[sighing] Oh, ye...
-[both] Oh. Mee mo mah!
-Wow wow.
[urinating]
[all sighing]
-[farting]
-Yuck.
[doll crying]
-[beeping]
-Meep mo ma.
[soft music]
[sighing]
-[doll crying]
-[groaning angrily]
-[beeping]
-[muttering]
-[doll crying]
-[chattering]
[grunting]
[singing]
-[doll fussing]
-[muffled groans]
Memmo.
[distorted crying]
-[chattering]
-Uh
-huh.
[distorted crying]
-[exclaiming]
-[doorbell ringing]
[excited muttering]
-[distorted crying]
-[screaming]
-Hey.
-Hey!
[exclamations]
[sighing]
[farting]
-[groaning]
-Ugh.
[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the nebula.
It's no secret that being a parent isn't easy.
But whatever the species you're trying to raise,
I can assure you it's less tricky than taking care of an Earth baby.
Firsthand experience reveals the usual techniques are met only with disapproval.
-You can treat it to dinner.
-[vomiting sound]
[crying]
-Upgrade its wardrobe.
-[crying]
Or even try to impress it with your wheels.
-[crying]
-But at the end of the day,
the best thing you can do for an earthling infant
is place it in the care of someone who speaks its language.
-[screaming]
-This is Ixbee,
reporting from the planet where parenting is anything but child's play: Earth.
[Ixbee] Hmm. Meep meep meh. Uh...
-Meep.
-Um... uh...
Ah! [excited babble]
Meh meh meh.
-[grumbling]
-Mm!
-Oh! Mee mee mee.
-Meep mop map!
[electronic communication in alien language]
-Hmm.
-Mo, ma ma ma meh.
[intones angrily]
[excited chatter]
[babbling]
-Oh?
-[chattering]
-Ah.
-Hmm.
-Oh!
-Oh.
-Ah...
-[chattering]
-Mee mop meep meep?
-[chiming]
[shouting]
[intrigued muttering]
-[chiming]
-[screaming]
Mee mah, mee!
[excited babbling]
Mee mee mah me
-
- [groaning]
[intrigued babbling]
-Oh!
-[awed chatter]
Um... [chattering]
-[babbling]
-Ah
-ha.
Wow...
[impressed babbling]
Mm
-hmm!
Eh! Meta hum bop.
[muttering and arguing]
[arguing meeps]
-[rattling]
-Oh. Oh. Ah!
-[screaming]
-[exclaiming]
Hop! Eh hop! Eh hop! Hop!
-[crash]
-[groaning]
Mee mow.
-[curious babbling]
-Hmm.
-[beeping]
-Ahh...
-Mee mo meh.
-Oh!
-Mm!
-Mm...
[muttering]
-Mo mee meh?
-[chomping]
-Oh! Mee map, mee map.
-[chomping]
-[muffled chatter]
[chattering]
Mm!
Ah.
[chomping loudly] Mm.
[muffled babbling]
Oh!
Mee mop.
Map meep?
[grunting]
[grunting] Ooh!
Mee ma meh
-
- [exclaiming]
-[rattling]
-Mee mah?
-[muffled shouting]
-[both] Huh?
Oh! [straining]
-Oh.
-[worried babbling]
-Oh! Oh.
-[crash]
[shuddering moan]
-Wah!
-Meema. Uh! Uh!
[gasps]
[groaning]
[ice shattering]
-Oh.
-Oh mee meh?
-Ah!
-[panicked shouting]
[shouting]
[shouting]
[exclamations]
-[panting]
-Oh.
-Mew.
-[relieved mutters]
Wah!
-Meemoop.
-[babbling]
-Wameemo. Meh.
-Hmm.
[intrigued chatter]
-Mwoop. Ah
-ha!
-[excited babbling]
Meep meep! Mee mo.
[exclamations]
[babbling]
-Whoa!
-[exclamations]
-[shouting]
-[metallic rattling]
Whoa! Whoa
-oh! Whoa
-oh!
[laughter]
[muttering]
-[exclamations]
-[chattering]
[screaming]
-[groaning]
-[beeping]
-Oh.
-[beeping]
-Oh. Ha.
-[beeping]
-Ah.
-[beeping]
[in awe] Oh!
-[beeping]
-Momee ha! Maymoo.
-Ma!
-[babbling]
Uh, meema. Ma meema. [grunting]
-Ma ma ma. Uh, meema ma.
-Ah!
-[worried babbling]
-[beeping]
Mo may ma. Yo meema mee... [chomping]
[babbles happily]
[screaming] Uh
-oh!
Ah! Ah!
Uh... yah! [exclaiming]
[rattling]
-[excited chatter]
-[laughing]
-Ma ma!
-[screaming]
[groaning] [muffled shouting]
[English voiceover] Greetings, citizens of the galaxy.
Art. What exactly is this phenomenon that interests humans so much?
It is this. Humans can't get enough of it.
Apparently, the composition shows the fragility of humankind
while paying homage to the influences of the past.
Or this. So simple, so clean.
But art could also be this.
It's okay, I guess.
But behold this.
Mm. So beautiful, so yellow, so tasty.
This is Ixbee, reporting from the artiest planet in the universe: Earth.
Mm.
[squishing]
Ah. [squishing]
[happy babbling]
[loud gobbling]
-[grumbles]
-[farting]
-Oop.
-[exclaiming]
-[phone ringing]
-Uh, bebop.
[electronic communication in alien language]
[communication continues]
[inquiring babbles]
[explaining]
[babbling curiously]
[beeping]
-Ah.
-Ooh.
-Ah!
-[satisfied babbling]
Ma ma meep, map mah!
[gurgling]
[sniffling]
[burping]
[discontented grumbling]
[intones angrily]
-[excited chatter]
-[screaming]
[muffled babbling]
-Ah...
-[faint muttering]
-Ooh!
-Oh.
-[muffled chatter]
-[gong]
[exclamations]
-[gong]
-[all screaming]
-[gong]
-[screaming]
-[gong]
-[muffled screaming]
[soft music]
Ah
-ha! Ah!
[chattering]
[polite babbling]
-[annoyed] Eh nap! Oh...
-Ah... Eh!
Mm
-hmm.
-Ah fa, fa, fa, fa, fa.
-Ah ha, ha, ha.
[grumbling]
[polite babbling]
[sniffing] Ugh.
[frustrated babbling]
-[sizzling]
-Ah!
[blowing]
[meeps]
Oh! Ah... meema mee... ma.
Meemop.
Uh, meema mee.
Ah.
[gurgling]
[inquiring grumble]
Oh!
Meep no mo!
-Uh...
-[curious babbling]
[panting]
-Map mo.
-Huh?
-Ahem.
-[chattering]
-[dog growling]
-[Ixbee] Oh, uh, meema! No! Ah!
-[Ixbee shouting]
-[barking]
-[Ixbee screaming]
-[barking]
-Ooh!
-Ah
-ha
-ha. Yep.
-[chattering]
-Ahem
-hem
-hem.
[chattering]
[all slurping]
-[spitting]
-[disgusted screams]
Ah! Ah! Uh...
Ah. [muttering]
Ah!
[crunching and gulping]
[worried babbling]
[clattering]
[trembling and slurping]
[loud gurgling]
[excited babbling]
Ooh!
Meep no ma. Hmm. Hmm? Aha!
-Eh.
-Ha!
[slurping and swishing]
Huh.
[Meep] Ha. Oh.
[happy babbling]
[screaming]
-Meema ma.
-Ahem
-hem.
-Meep meep mah mo.
-Um.
[intrigued babbling]
-[mutters]
-Ah! Meep ma meemo.
[excited chatter]
-[beeping]
-Pfft!
-Ah, meep na.
-Ah!
-Mee ma ma.
-Ah?
-Eh yah!
-Oh!
-Hey, hey!
-Meemo!
-[exclaiming]
-Meemo!
-[shouting]
-Ah...
[chomping]
-Meemop!
-Whoa!
[exclaiming]
-Ooh!
-Ah...
-[exclamations]
-[groaning]
-[grumbling]
-Ah.
-[chattering]
-[groaning]
-Oh.
-Oh...
Ooh. Meep ma ma.
Ah.
-[background chatter]
-[all muttering]
-Ooh. Oh
-ho
-ho.
-Wah.
[beeping]
[mutters softly]
-[whispering]
-[gasping]
[muttering]
-Mee mee mee.
-[shouting]
-Ba, ba!
-Oh...
Oh.
[motor whirring]
[dramatic music]
[screaming]
-[screeching]
-[terrified screams]
[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers from around the nebula.
The peculiar human ceremony of tea
involves the drinking of scalding
-hot liquid
mixed with the leaves of trees, as well as a fluid
drained from these strange c*ptive creatures,
presumably to absorb the animal's abundant intelligence.
One thing is certain.
While it was an honour to participate in this special Earth ritual,
this reporter recommends not attempting to extract the fluid yourself,
as it is extremely dangerous.
This is Ixbee,
reporting from the strangely sourced liquid capital of the universe: Earth.
01x09 - Baby/Supermarket/Tea
Revolves around a television news crew consisting of the extraterrestrials Ixbee, Pixbee and Squee, who are sent to learn about the planet Earth.