01x12 - Toyshop/Laundromat/Yoga

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[babbling cheerfully]


-Weh!
-[screaming]

Mah!


-[yelling]
-[crashing]

Whoa!

[yelling and crashing continues]

[compliant babbling]

[screaming]

[metallic thud]

[clanking]

[exploding]


-[cheering]
-[heavy thud]

[groaning sighs]

[grumbling]


-[Ixbee screaming]
-Wah?

[banging]

Ooh.

[rattling]

[coughing]

[laboured babbling]


-[throat clearing]
-[babbling excitedly]


-[clanging]
-Hmm?

[quizzical babbling]

Map? Ooh!

[dazzled babbling]

[gapes wondrously]

[astounded babbling]

[muttering]

Mm mee mo.

[proud muttering]


-[squeaking]
-[exclaims anxiously]


-[giggling excitedly]
-[Squee sighing]

[grumbling]

[all] Ooh...


-Ah!
-He hey.

[intrigued muttering]

[inquisitive babbling]

[informative rambling]

[crying]

Hmm?

[explanatory babbling]

[crying]

[yelling]


-[crying]
-[frustrated grunts]

[grumbling]

Huh?

[escalating droning]


-[Ixbee shouting]
-[zapping]


-[whirring]
-[shouting nervously]

[frantic yelling]

[revving]

[panicked shouts]

[exclaims triumphantly]

[nervously] Mee mo ma!


-[frenzied babbling]
-[whirring]


-Hey ya!
-[panicked rambling]

[screeching]

[whizzing]

[frantic screaming]


-[skidding]
-[Ixbee hollering]

[crashing]

[babbling anxiously]

[muttering]

Oh!


-[Squee] Ah!
-[Pixbee squealing]

[groaning]

Ah!


-Mee mo ma!
-Mee bo bop?

Mee mope mop meep.

[suggesting]

[conflicted muttering]

[muttering]

[babbling sternly]

Oh?


-[squeaking]
-[babbling cheerfully]

[squealing joyfully]

[descriptive babbling]


-[Pixbee from afar] Bah baye.
-Ooh?

Weh mee ma mo?


-[hollering gleefully]
-[rhythmic squeaking]


-[crashing]
-[exclaiming excitedly]

[Pixbee] Wah!

[clattering]

Hmm. Mee mop ma.

[Ixbee babbling instructively]

[struggling grunts]


-Mup.
-Oh.

[struggling grunts]

[babbling suggestively]

[exerted babbling]


-Hep, yep.
-[Ixbee huffing]

[struggling grunts]


-Hup.
-[scraping]

Up me mup.


-Mah ha!
-Ah ha!

[cheering]

[warningly] Mo! Mo!


-[clapping forcefully]
-[Pixbee] Mo!

[rumbling]


-[yelling]
-[crashing]

[moaning]

Mee mo, ma mo.

[whimpering]

[inspirited babbling]


-[uneasily] Mee.
-[whirring]

[stammering nervously]

Mee mo.

[relieved babbling]

Ha!


-[Ixbee shouting]
-[thud]

Whoa!

[plummeting scream]

[alarmed rambling]

[Ixbee screaming]

[screaming continues]

[distraught shouting] Whoo?

[drone whirring]

Mee moo mah ha!


-Whoa!
-[smacking]

[insistent shouting]

[exerted babbling]

Wee mua nay!

Hey!

[screaming]


-[splatting]
-[both] Ooh...

Meep mop?


-[muffled grunts]
-[cheering]

Mee mah.

[fascinated babbling]

[giddy squealing]

[all] Whoa!

[faint grunt]

Wim way.

Hey hee ha!

[captivated babbling]

[babbling curiously]

[Ixbee counting] Way...

Whoo... Wah!

[gentle whirring]


-Ah
-ha
-ha
-ha!
-[gasping]

[whirring]

[panicked babbling]


-[child laughing]
-[footsteps]

[child] Whoa!


-[whirring]
-[Squee ordering]

[screaming]

[child giggling]

[screaming continues]

[frantic yelling]

[ripping]

Ooh!

Wah!

[shrieking]

[child giggling]

[retching]

[scanner beeping]

[clanking]

[crashing]

[babbling gleefully]


-[babbling gratefully]
-[kissing]

[engine turning]

[backfiring]


-[engine sputtering]
-[Pixbee cheering]

[clanking]

[English voiceover] Greetings, life forms across the cosmos.

A test
-drive of Earth's latest spaceship reveals intergalactic travel

is now within their reach.

The sleek and shiny ride was loaded with hi
-tech features

that seriously impressed our trusted saucer expert.

The control panel could be a little more user
-friendly,

and the cabin space left a lot to be desired,

but the craft's biggest drawback was the lack of airbags

and, more importantly... barf bags.

Three out of six for me.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet on the verge of taking off: Earth.


-[Ixbee reporting]
-[scanning]

Ah
-ha?

[squealing excitedly]

[babbling approvingly]


-Um.
-[squirting]


-Moo.
-[squirting]

Mm.

Ba lala lala. [babbling]


-Bap.
-[squirting]


-Mm.
-[squealing excitedly]


-[chomping loudly]
-Oh.

Oh.


-[concerned babbling]
-Eh?

[ringing]

[frantic rambling]

[ringing continues]

Meh mo mop... Mah?


-Ooh!
-Uh...

[meekly] Mee... Ha...

Hargh?

[both] Beep.

Bee
-beep bee bee bee
-beep.


-[both] Ooh?
-Bee
-bee
-bee
-bee
-bee.

Meh memop, mah mo mamop!

[explains firmly]

Mop map map moop! Mop map?

[confused babbling]

[grumbles]

[orders sternly] Mah!

[bewildered babbling]

[exclaims excitedly]

[clanking]

[shouting]

[shouting continues]

[Pixbee] Wah!

[babbling]

[door squeaking]

[fascinated gaping]

[Squee] Ah...

[soft rumbling]

[intrigued muttering]

Mee moo mah.

[scraping]

[sighing]

Ah.


-[rustling]
-[munching]

[soft rumbling]


-Ah...
-Ah.

[all] Oh...

[rustling]

[amplified whirring]

[whirring intensifies]


-[ping]
-Oh?

[babbling]

[ecstatic babbling]

Eh oh.

[soft rumbling]

Eh....

[Squee] Mep bo.

[babbling casuallly]


-[Squee] Mm. [puzzled muttering]

[babbling confidently]


-[thud]
-[groaning]

[muttering]


-[thud]
-[groaning]


-[complaining]
-Ha!


-Hagow!
-[thud]

[giggling cheerfully]


-Wazow!
-[thud]

Ah
-ha!


-Blagow!
-[thud]

[Squee muttering]

[giggling]


-Wagow!
-[thud]

[contemplative babbling]

Ah?

[beeping]


-[Ixbee] Hmm.
-[Pixbee] Oh...

Aha!

[struggling grunts]

[excitedly] Ma meega ma!

[beeping]

[muttering instructively]


-Mah mop.
-Eh.

Ma mah!

[delighted babbling]

Mm.

May bop.

[confused muttering]

May bop?

Mm...


-[beeping]
-Oh.

[explanatory babbling]

[grumbling]


-Hey hey hey ya!
-[clapping]

[jingling]

[astounded gasp]

[cheering]

[clinking]

[Pixbee and Squee] Beep. Beep. Beep.

[clunking]

[Ixbee] Mo mah mah.


-[Squee] Mep.
-[clinking]

[Pixbee] Beep!

[loud whirring]

Oh!

[whirring intensifies]

[Pixbee] Oh!

[snoring]


-[ping]
-[startled shouts]


-Ah.
-Ah!


-[expl*si*n]
-[muffled shrieking]


-[burbling]
-Blah bleh.

Blech. Beh. Blah.

[yawning]

[echoing] Meh mah... Oh.


-Oh....
-[dissatisfied muttering]

[disgusted babbling] Yech!

Ah, ah.

[grunts dejectedly]

Um...

[beeping]

[joyful babbling]

[clinking]

[Pixbee and Squee] Beep.

[whirring]

[snoring]


-[ping]
-[startled shouts]


-Ha.
-Ay.

Mee bop!

[echoing] Eh. Oh!


-Oh.
-Aw.

Mm. [Squee muttering]

[Pixbee] Oh.


-Beep.
-[whooshing]

[giggling]


-[coughing]
-Beep.


-[Squee muttering worriedly]
-[coughing intensifies]


-[constant whooshing]
-[giddy squealing]

[Squee] Ma bop.

[babbling]

[satisfied sigh]

[light singing]

Ma may.


-Hmm.
-Huh.


-Oh...
-[clacking]


-[bewildered babbling]
-[disgruntled sigh]

[door squeaking]

Mm.

[muttering]


-[babbling cheerfully]
-[annoyed muttering]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the nebula!

While humans are clearly very evolved,

what's hard to believe is human clothes are unable to clean themselves.

Which in evolutionary terms puts them beneath Earth's dominant species.

Harder to believe is humans think they make clothes cleaner

by immersing them in a substance called "water"

that sea creatures tinkle in.

The results speak for themselves.

So, if you're visiting Earth, rather than risk your alien onesie,

I recommend you walk around naked.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet where clothes are often embarrassing:

Earth!

[screaming gleefully]

[explanatory babbling]

[laughing]

Ooh hoo hoo!

[plummeting scream]

[Squee shrieking hysterically]

[screaming]

Ah!


-[murmuring anxiously]
-[teeth chattering]

[babbling gently]

[startled shout]

[pitifully] Oh.

[murmuring and chattering continues]


-Mee mop!
-[startled shout]

[inquires confusedly]

Mee mah mah mo.

[calmly] Moop, map.

[murmuring]

Ah! La...

[dissatisfied babbling]

Eh...

Mah!

[explanatory babbling]

Mah mah meah!


-[fascinated babbling]
-Ooh...

[fretful muttering]

[Squood explaining]

Moop!


-[thud]
-Meep nah!

[static]

[babbling softly]


-Ah!
-[thud]

Heh!

[glass shattering]

Whoa.


-[captivated babbling]
-Oh...

Moo? [exclaims gleefully]


-Bah baye!
-[quivering] Heh heh.

Oh meh mee.

[puzzled babbling]

Eh...


-Meh bope!
-[Pixbee] Ay!

Meh bope!

[sniffing]

Blech!


-Oh.
-[fretful muttering]

[frightened shouts]

[breathing shakily]

Ba ba.

[agitated yelling]

[babbling cheerfully]

Wahay!

Ah?


-[muttering]
-[babbling gleefully]


-Whoo?
-Mm...

[babbling rapidly]


-Ah.
-Oh.

[breathing deeply]


-Mm.
-Hmm.


-Mo...
-Mo...

Hmm

[buzzing]

[buzzing]

[frustrated grumbling]

[buzzing]


-[buzzing]
-[grumbling]

[blowing]

[continuous buzzing]

[uneasily] Ah, ah, ah...


-Huh?
-[quietly] Ah...

[jangling]

Oh.


-[gong resonating]
-[buzzing]

[babbling]


-[gong resonating]
-[shouting]

[Squee shouting]


-[gong resonating in the distance]
-[muttering]


-[Squee] Mm...
-[breathing deeply]

[exhales loudly]

[shouting and gong resonating in the distance]

[babbling loudly]


-[buzzing]
-[gong resonating]

Mm. [grumbling]

[distant babbling]

[distant babbling continues]

[struggling grunts]


-[buzzing]
-Eh?

[muffled babbling]

Mo?

Dagga. Dagga.

[grumbling angrily]

[laughing]

Mee mop mee.

[inhales]

[Squee] Mm?

[exhales]

[inhales]

[exhales]

[struggling grunts]

[xbee] Mee.

[blows raspberry]


-[grumbling]
-[smacking]

Mep mope.

[gong resonating]

[babbling softly]

[relaxed sighs]

[struggling grunts]

[muttering]

Ha...

[tapping]

[all yawning]

[door chiming]

[door chiming]

[typing]


-Ah...
-[scratching]

Nah...

[babbling joyously]


-[birds chirping]
-[sniffing]

Ah...

[muttering softly]


-[ringing]
-[intrigued babbling]

[inquiringly] Mee mop. Mee mah mee mop?

[Squee muttering blithely]

Map!


-[Squood babbling energetically]
-Moh...

[Squood continues rambling]

[weary whine]

[hysterical screeching]

[English voiceover] Greetings, denizens of deep space.

Tonight we report from a place on Earth called India,

where we investigated "yoga."

Much like aliens, humans sometimes feel as stressed as if they'd been chased

by lava
-fanged monsters from the acid swamps of Planet Vlim!

But after stretching and breathing,

they're able to "yoga" and become peaceful again.

We're not sure how it works, but take it from me
- it does!

[inhales and exhales deeply]

This is Ixbee, reporting from the calmest planet in the Universe:

Earth.