02x04 - Joke Shop/Outback/Fire Hall

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squood ordering sternly]

[Ixbee] Ooh.

[Squood] Eh ma mo ma.

[Squee] Hoh!

[laughing]

[all] Huh?

[Squood explaining]

[Pixbee] Huh?

[stern questioning]

[puzzled babbling]

[instructive grumbling]


-[beeping]
-[Pixbee] Beep.

[popping]

[grumbling] Mee mo ma. Mop!


-[Ixbee] Meep mo ma ma.
-[Squee muttering]

[Ixbee] Oh.

[pensive babbling]

[Ixbee] Hmm.

Oh! Hup ma.

[Pixbee] Beep.

[popping]


-Ah.
-Hmm.

Hmm.

[Squee] Mah.

[Squee murmuring]


-Wah.
-Mmm... Meh.

[instructive babbling]


-Mee mo ma?
-[Squee] Ma.

[casual babbling]

Mmm...

Mup.

Wuh.

Ah.

Ah... ah.

[choking]

Mee mo meem?

[mimicking laughter] Ha
-ha ha
-ha.

[robotic laughter]

Ha
-ha
-ha.

[laughter continues]

Hmm.

Mee mo ma?


-[humourometer beeping]
-[Ixbee moaning sadly]


-Huh?
-[grumbling]

[pensive babbling]

[encouragingly] Mee mo ma.

[Squee mumbling compliantly]

[muffled babbling]

[muffled questioning]

[robotic laughter]

[laughter continues]

[muffled laughter]


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee groaning]

[angry muttering]

[Pixbee exclaiming excitedly]

[whistling nonchalantly]


-[squeaking]
-[panicked shrieking]

[Pixbee] Oh.

[exclaiming excitedly]

[both gasping]


-[both] Oh!
-[dinging]


-Ah!
-[muttering]

[contemplative babbling]


-[squeaking]
-[panicked shrieking]


-[alarms blaring]
-[groaning]


-[frenzied screaming]
-[clattering]


-[giggling]
-[humourometer] Ha
-ha!

[dinging]

[all cheering]


-Ah! Vah!
-[muttering]

[beeping]

[intrigued babbling]

[Pixbee] Oh!

[Squee muttering]

[squealing enthusiastically]

[rambling]


-[Pixbee screaming]
-[crashing]


-Oh?
-Hmm.


-[muffled grunting]
-[splatting]

[humourometer] Ha
-ha!

[dinging]

[excited chattering]

[cheerful babbling]


-Mee mo?
-Um?

[all] Ah!

[Ixbee] Whoa...

[Squee chuckling]


-Ooh!
-Huh?

[confused] Uh...


-Hmm.
-[beeping]

[both] Oh!

Hmm, ah nano.


-[humourometer beeping]
-[dissatisfied muttering]

Hmm?

Hmm. Mm
-hmm.

[whoopee cushion farting]

Uh...


-[humourometer dinging]
-[cheering]


-[playful shouting]
-[whoopee cushion farting]

[delighted squeal]

Ha
-ha! [dinging]


-Ha
-ha!
-[cheerful babbling]


-Hep.
-[whoopee cushion farting]

Hmm.

[whoopee cushion farting]

[blowing raspberry]

[all blowing raspberry]

Mmm.


-[humourometer chuckling]
-[gentle dinging]

[mystified babbling]

[excited babbling]


- Ha
-ha!
-[farting noises]

[grunting]

Mmm... [confused muttering]


-[humourometer chuckling]
-[gentle dinging]

[intrigued babbling]

[exclaiming excitedly] Ah!

[mischievous babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[expl*sive farting]

[humourometer] Ha
-ha!

[thrilled babbling]

[all farting]


-[squirting]
-Uh uh ah...

[Pixbee] Ooh.


-[muttering]
-Ha.

[intrigued babbling]

[audience chattering]

[whispering]

[babbling]

[rapid farting]

[audience groaning disgustedly]

[humourometer beeping repeatedly]

[mystified mumbling]

[disappointed babbling]

[angry muttering]

[Pixbee] Hmm.

[intrigued babbling]


-Beep.
-[buzzing]

[shrieking]


-Oh.
-Oh.


-[humourometer] Ha
-ha!
-Ha!

Ah?

Mah ba?

[inquisitive babbling]


-[beeping]
-[all] Oh...

Ah!

Bleh!

[humourometer] Ha
-ha!

[all consecutively] Moo. Ah. Meep.

[playful babbling]

Ahem.

[barfing]

Mee mo, ma ma ma!

[hurried rambling]


-Meep.
-Ah.

[disgusted groaning]

[dissatisfied groaning]

[unimpressed grumbling]

[babbling]

[farting]

[enthusiastic babbling]

Huh?

[puzzled grumbling]

[apologetic rambling]

[Squee screaming]

[crashing]

[Squee moaning]


-Oh.
-[groaning]

Ma mo mee?

[buzzing]


-[farting]
-[frenzied shouting]


-[crashing]
-[party horn blaring]

[uproarious laughing]


-Huh?
-[teeth chattering]

[English voiceover]: Greetings, galactic neighbours far and wide!

This week, our crew investigated what makes humans laugh.

And what we found was shocking! Literally!

It seems the bigger the laugh, the more pain, discomfort

and embarrassment that's required.

All this reporter can say is that studying human laughter

requires a lot of tropical fruit, sweet desserts

and most importantly, safety equipment.

This is Ixbee, signing off with a hearty laugh, on behalf of Earth humans.

[robotic laughter] Ha
-ha
-ha ha
-ha
-ha.

Ha.

[playful babbling]

Meh moo. Meh
-meh
-meh
-meh
-
-


-Whoa!
-Oh!

[stern ordering]

[intrigued babbling]

[excited babbling]

[informative grumbling]

[dazzled mumbling]

[firm grumbling]

[gasping]

[explicative grumbling]

[dazzled mumbling]


-[stern grumbling]
-[onscreen snarling]

[gasping]

Mee mee meep.

[all] Aw...


-[stern grumbling]
-[onscreen growling]

[horrified whimpering]

[calm grumbling]

[horrified rambling]

[cheerful babbling]

[relieved sighing]


-[stern grumbling]
-[onscreen screeching]

[terrified gulping]

[sarcastically] Meep meep.

[murmuring]

[captivated babbling]

[clanking]

[birds chirping]

[whispering]

[Ixbee whimpering reluctantly]

[terrified shouting]


-Hmm.
-Mmm.

[reassured babbling]


-[frog croaking]
-[screaming]

[frightened whimpering]

[wary babbling]

[informative babbling]

[firm ordering]


-Wah?
-Day wa wo.

[reluctant groaning]

[apprehensive whispering]


-[buzzing]
-[panicked rambling]

[buzzing continues]

[panicked rambling]

[buzzing]


-Uh?
-Huh?

[tender babbling]


-[intense buzzing]
-[screaming]

[giggling]

[Ixbee and Squee screaming hysterically]

Mmm.


-[tongue snapping]
-[gulping]

Hmm, mee mo mah.

[belching]


-[buzzing]
-Ah.

[Ixbee babbling cautiously]

[echoing] Mo mep moo moo?

[faltering] Mah ma?

[firm instructing]

[nervous whimpering]

Mah mo?


-Mah moo?
-[bats screeching]

[relieved sighing]


-[Ixbee screaming]
-[creature snarling]

[gasping]

[screaming and snarling continues]

[frantic panting]

[angrily] Meep mop ma mo!

[contemplative babbling]

[intones encouragingly]

Map mo!

[sighing] Oh.


-Mee mo?
-Mee me mo.

[uncertain rambling]

Mee ma mam mam... Oh.

[bewildered babbling]

[prolonged screaming]


-[angry grumbling]
-[giggling]

[Squee] Ah.

[intrigued babbling]

[stern instructing]

[resolute babbling]

Nah mah!

[sighing]

[persuasive babbling]

[defiantly] Meh meh!

[eager babbling]

[Pixbee] Eeh eh ew.

[muttering]


-Hmm?
-Mee bah.

Hmm.


-[slithering]
-[gasping]

[horrified whimpering]

[muffled babbling]

Oh...

[pensive babbling]

Ah?

[informative babbling]

[Ixbee] Hmm.


-Mmm.
-Eh?


-[leaves rustling]
-[babbling]

[fatigued sighing]


-[growling]
-[apprehensive stammering]

[baffled babbling]


-[grunting]
-Uh?


-[roaring]
-[frantic screaming]

[frenzied rambling]

[relieved sighing]

[growling]

[panicked hollering]

Huh?


-[hissing]
-[Pixbee] Oh!

[horrified screaming]

[growling]

[desperate pleading]

[hissing]

Ah!

[panicked whimpering]

[thudding]


-[growling]
-[hissing]


-[chomping]
-[repulsed moaning]

[crocodile belching]

[exhausted sighing]

[surprised gasping]

[joyful cheering]

Hey!

[pensive babbling]

[contemplative conversing]

[worried whispering]

Ma ma mee?

[excited blathering]

[aliens whispering]

[laughing]


-[gleeful chomping]
-[disgruntled moaning]

[muffled babbling]

[refusing grumpily]

[English voiceover]: Greetings, thrill
-seekers in every corner of space!

If you love the excitement of running for your life,

there's no better place to visit than a part of Earth called "Australia".

Because every single creature in Australia will try to eat you.

This will try to eat you.

This will try to eat you.

And this will eat you. Only one Australian creature may not:

The so
-named: "Wildlifus Collectus",

which instead offers food in exchange for smiling at thousands of tourists.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the wildest planet in the Universe: Earth.

[panicked stammering]

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

[tongue snapping]

Ah woo. [burping]

[fascinated babbling]

Oh!

[ecstatic rambling]

[joyful babbling]

[Squood] Meh!

[grumbling]


-Oh.
-Uh.

[grumbling]

[confused muttering]

Mee moo map.

[barking orders]

[eager exclaiming]

[unsteady screaming]

[Pixbee navigating cautiously]

[contented sighing]

[excited babbling]

[puzzled] Wha meh meh mo ma?


-[intrigued babbling]
-[beeping]

Ah! Mee ma mo!

[struggling grunts]

[struggling grunts]

[uncertain muttering]

Oh.

Oh...

[giggling]

[clearing throat]

[informative babbling]

[gleeful hollering]


-Ma ma
-ma ma
-ma!
-[screaming]


-[thudding]
-[grunting]


-Ha ha ho!
-[unimpressed muttering]

[intrigued babbling]


-Ma me me.
-Ah.

[gleeful shouting]

[excited babbling]

[fascinated babbling]

[informative babbling]

[huffing]

[struggling grunts]

[creaking]

[forceful grunting]

[panting]

[puzzled babbling]

Hmm.


-[sirens wailing]
-[panicked shrieking]

[sirens wailing]

[frightened bellowing]

[panting]

[Squee muttering]


-Oh?
-Zigga?

[wailing alarm continues]

[informative babbling]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Ah!

Ooah ooah!


-[giggling]
-Ooah ooah!

[both] Ooah ooah!

[contemplative muttering]

[all singing] Ooah ooah!

[intrigued babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh.

[Pixbee] Aw!

[excited cheering]


-Uh.
-Mee mo.

[engine whirring]

[eager babbling]

[irritated mumbling]

[struggling grunts]

[screaming]

[frantic rambling]

[siren wailing]

Yeeoo!!

[anxious babbling]

[informative babbling]

[both] Aw.

[thrilled shouting]

[Ixbee stammering] Meow.

[doubtful babbling]


-Mee mo ma.
-[muttering]

[heroic rambling]

[puzzled babbling]

[informative babbling]

[both] Ah!

[informative babbling]


-[eager babbling]
-[huffing]

[struggling grunts]

[exerted rambling]

[Ixbee] Ah.

[jubilant babbling]

Hmm.

Mee mo ma.

Ah bah bah!

[struggling grunts]


-[ripping]
-Oh!

[panicked shouting]

[concerned babbling]

[feeble mumbling]

[bones cracking]

[eager babbling]

[Ixbee] Ah!

[Squee] Oh!

[struggling grunts]


-[clinking]
-Uh? Ma mop!

[panicked stammering]

Uh oh. [prolonged screaming]

[heavy thud]


-Uh ha?
-[whispering]

[frightened whimpering]

[struggling grunts]

[uneasy rambling]


-[whacking]
-[screaming]

[heavy thud]

[persuasive babbling]

[reluctant pleading]

[ambitious rambling]

[grunting]

Ah lo!

Ah la!

[instructive babbling]

[uneasily] Mo meh. Ha.

[Ixbee] Mee mo meow mo.

Meow.

[calm whispering]

[tenderly] Mee mo.

[racoon chirping]

[Ixbee shrieking]

[alarmed muttering]

[Ixbee shrieking hysterically]

[Ixbee screaming]

[rapid panting]

Whoa.


-[splatting]
-Ooh.


-[attentive babbling]
-[whining]

[cheering]

[gasping]

[alarmed babbling]

[pensive babbling]

[Pixbee] Oh!

[eager babbling]

[sirens wailing]

[frantic babbling]

Mm
-mm.

[sizzling]


-Mee mo ma!
-[exhilarated shouting]

[man] Oh?

[triumphant cheering]

[sirens wailing]

[frantic babbling]

[screaming]


-[sirens wailing]
-[aliens cheering]

[determined shouting]

[startled yelling]

[heroic cheering]

[jubilant babbling]

[accomplished babbling]

[sirens wailing]


-Oh!
-Ooh!

[delighted babbling]

Ooah ooah!

Ooah ooah!

Ooah! Ooah!

[English voiceover] Greetings, beings from across the nebula.

Today, I'm reporting on humans' odd party rituals.

For some reason, humans go to extreme lengths

to create various forms of fire disasters for the sole purpose

of summoning a mobile dance party they commonly refer to as "fire trucks".

They enjoy these dance parties so much that they endure being blasted by water,

often washing away the very party they're trying to get started.

Humans are complicated.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the mixed
-up, boogie
-loving planet: Earth.