02x07 - School/Holiday/Lucha Libre

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[concentrated humming]

[inquisitive babbling]

Mee ma mip, mah!


-[Ixbee] Mee mop mee.
-[Squee] Uh...

[awkward stammering]

[demonstrative babbling]

[beeping]


-[pinging]
-Ah...

[inspired babbling]

Ah.

[proudly] Meh!

[awed gasping]

[stern commanding]

[explanatory grumbling]

[explanation continues]

[firm grumbling]

Mop.

Hmm. [concentrated humming]

[dejectedly] Ma maw...

[cheerful babbling]

[contented sighing]

[intrigued chattering]

[Ixbee] Ooh. [delighted babbling]

[instructive ordering]

Oh lay!


-[pen squeaking]
-Ma ma.

[pleased babbling]

[indifferent babbling]

[sniffling]

[pensive babbling]

[instructional babbling]


-Oh.
-Uh.

[insistent babbling]

[groaning]


-[huffing]
-Mee meep.

[explanatory babbling]


-[snoring]
-[yawning]

[yelling]

[startled gasping]

[commanding sternly]

[nervously] Mee mo mee.


-Uh, huh?
-Meh mo mee.

Uh... meep mo meh...

Hmm. Meh mo meh.

[uneasy whimpering]


-[pinging]
-Mm!

[firmly] Mm, ah ah ah.

[disappointedly] Oh.


-[whimpering]
-[chalk squealing]

[repulsed gagging]

[pained wincing]

[Ixbee] Mee mo ma!

[babbling] Ah...

[panicked babbling]


-[chalk squealing]
-[yelling]


-Mee mo ma!
-[babbling]

[Ixbee] Mee moo... ma!

Eh?

[firm intoning]

[discouraged sighing]

[instructive babbling]

[cheerful babbling]

[whirring]

Hum.

[pensive murmuring]


-[Pixbee] Ma mep?
-[Squee] Ah.

[chomping]

[burping]

[sighing]

[unimpressed muttering]

[low garbling]

[annoyed babbling]

[ordering sternly]

[offended garbling]

[ordering sternly]

[irritated garbling]

Boh pa boh.

[pensive garbling]

Dab.

Dab?

[impressed babbling]


-[bell ringing]
-[frenzied screaming]

[panicked whimpering]

[relieved sighing]

[frantic garbling]

Mee mo mam?

Ah be bah?


-[snoring]
-[children chattering outside]

Huh?

[baffled chattering]

Ah?

Ooh...

[snoring]

[garbling]

[lip smacking]


-Mee mo mee?
-[low burbling]


-Meh, moo mee.
-Huh?

[polite inquiring]

Mee moo mee mo.


-[Squee] Hmm.
-[burbling] Hmm.

[displeased garbling]


-[prattling]
-[snoring]

[all disappointedly] Aw.


-[bell ringing]
-[frenzied screaming]

Hmm.

[demonstrative babbling]

[beeping]

[eager garbling]

[cheering]

[pleased praising]

[boasting]

Uh!

Um...


-Da dah!
-[urgent shouting]


-[exploding]
-[screaming]


-[bell ringing]
-[frenzied screaming]


-[beeping]
-[informative babbling]

[fascinated chattering]

[instructive babbling]

[Ixbee babbling pensively]

[mumbling] Mee moo mah.

Ah, you!

[pleased chuckling]

Oh! Haw?

Um...


-Meh, meh meh meh.
-[burbling]

Gah!


-[burbling]
-[angry groaning]

Nah, you.

[sulking] Uh nay!

[Squee instructing]


-Hey ah!
-[whistle blowing]

Aw.

[explanatory babbling]

[compliant chattering]

[jabbering]

Gah!

[whimpering]

Ha hip! Aw.

Ha hoho!

[unimpressed muttering]

[all groaning]

[joyful babbling]

Oh!

[Squee babbling jubilantly]


-[bell ringing]
-[frenzied screaming]

[educative rambling]

[disinterested groaning]

[inquisitive mumbling]


-[whispering]
-[low burbling]

[angry grumbling]

[firm ordering]

[garbling]

[Squee muttering disapprovingly]

[laughing]


-[bell ringing]
-[frenzied screaming]

[English voiceover]: Greetings, viewers of the cosmos!

Schools: human buildings of education?

Or buildings designed to scare children senseless?

They're buildings designed to scare children senseless!

Schools are controlled by cruel overlords simply known as "Bell".

Bell speaks only in one incredibly loud note,

demanding its students endure terrifyingly boring lectures,

be pummeled repeatedly by large rubber balls, and worst of all...

...get chosen last.

[tearfully] This is Ixbee reporting from the meanest planet in the Universe: Earth.

[thwacking]

[Squood barking orders]

Maah. [snoring]


-[Squood yelling]
-Uh yuh? Yeh.

[illustrative grumbling]


-Mee mo mee.
-[snoring]


-[Squood] Ma ma mop!
-Ah ya.

[explanatory grumbling]


-Zigga zigga zigga.
-[contented sighing]

[tremulously] Ah...

[inquires cheerfully]

Ma mah.

Ma mah...

[Squood grumbling furiously]

[explanatory grumbling]

Meeee...

[delighted squealing]

Ooh!

Eh... eh...


-Ma mah...
-Ah.

[Squood] Mee mo mop!

[impatient yelling]

[playful babbling]

[sighing]

[cheerful babbling]


-[screaming]
-[crashing]

[sniffing]

[repulsed groaning]

[screaming]

[sneezing]

[terrified screaming]

Uh! Huh?


-Mee.
-[alarm bleeping]

[awed gasping]

[eager babbling]

[distant sirens wailing]

[intrigued babbling]


-Hmm.
-Ah.


-Ah?
-Ah?

[Ixbee] Ah!

[excited babbling]

[eager babbling]

[dramatic reporting]


-Ah!
-[stern ordering]

[reporting continues]

[screaming]

[groaning]

[giggling]

Mm.

[laughing]

Hmm.

[beeping]

[intrigued babbling]

[explanatory babbling]

[instructional murmuring]


-Meb mo!
-Uh
-huh!

[electric buzzing]

[zapping]

[Squee mumbling]

[zapping]


-[Squee yelling]
-[giggling]

[sniffing]

[Squee muttering calmly]

Ah ha ha.


-[zapping]
-[chuckling]


-[zapping]
-[playful rambling]

Woo way! Woo way...

Ah ha!


-[excited babbling]
-[defibrillator resonating]


-[zapping]
-[screaming]


-Uh...
-Huh?

[puzzled babbling]

[Ixbee] Ah!

[elated screaming]

[terrified screaming]

[grunting]


-Ha!
-[Ixbee and Squee screaming]

[groaning]

[eager babbling]

[intrigued muttering]

[Squee] Ah!

[content babbling]

Ah!

Mm, mah!

[triumphant babbling]


-[muffled mumbling]
-[informative reporting]


-[metal squeaking]
-Oh?

[shouting]

[Squee mumbling]

Ow!


-[shouting]
-[clunking]

[Squee mumbling]

[upset babbling]


-Ow!
-[screaming]

[irritated babbling]

[huffing]

[puzzled babbling]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Oh...


-Hmm...
-[children laughing]

[malicious chuckling]


-Oof!
-[thudding]

[enthusiastic babbling]


-[Squee mumbling informatively]
-Mo?


-[muffled mumbling continues]
-Hmm.


-Hey...
-[explanatory babbling]

Oh! [eager babbling]

Meh mo, meh meh ma!

[struggling grunts]

Meh mo, meh meh ma!


-[Squee mumbling]
-Oh.


-Whoa.
-[crunching]

[inquisitive babbling]


-[Squee mumbling]
-Meh mo!

Ah mo may!!

[excited babbling]


-Ha ha!
-[whirring]

[alarmed babbling]


-[tires screeching]
-[muffled screaming]

[groaning]

Mo!


-[frenzied shouting]
-[whirring]


-[screaming]
-[thudding]


-[beeping]
-[both moaning]

[puzzled babbling]

[both] Ah!

[cautious babbling]

[excited babbling]

[snapping]

[delighted hollering]

[both] Whoo!

[feeble groaning]

[confused muttering]

[delighted babbling]

[relaxed murmuring]

Oh?

[babies wailing]

[sighing]

[alarmed gasping]

[distant sirens wailing]

[informative reporting]


-Whoo!
-Huh?

[muffled babbling]


-Eh!
-[cheerful babbling]

Ma ma ma no!

[English voiceover]: Greetings, viewers across the Nebula!

Day after day, humans occupy their time

with activities that deprive their brains of any stimulation.

To remind themselves of how much worse things could be,

every year they travel for what's known as a "holiday".

A holiday can be summed up as: going somewhere you wouldn't normally go,

to do things you wouldn't normally do, and eat food you wouldn't normally eat.

And it's anything but relaxing.

After a holiday,

being back in a mind
-numbing task comes as sweet relief.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet that needs a holiday: Earth.

[fascinated babbling]

[intrigued babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[instructive babbling]

Mee mop ma?

Meep mop mah!

Ah?

[sniffing]

[cautionary muttering]

[pensive muttering]

[intrigued babbling]

[determined babbling]

[impressed babbling]


-Hmm.
-Oh.

[puzzled babbling]

[excited babbling]

Oh.

Hmm... map mop mip?

[baffled babbling]

Mee mop neh?

[intrigued babbling]

[all] Mah!

[eager babbling]

[babbling to the tune of the Mexican Hat Dance]

Mm...

[singing rapidly] Zigga zigga zigga...

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

[rambling]

Hey!

[cheering]

[screaming]

[frantic shouting]

[blowing]


-[disappointed grumbling]
-Mah?

[Pixbee] Oh! [inspired babbling]

[relieved sighing]

[proud babbling]

[whooshing]

[shrill screaming]

[gentle peeping]


-[whimpering]
-[blowing]

[excited babbling]

[intrigued babbling]


-Ho ho ho!
-[inspired babbling]

[pensive babbling]

[contented muttering]


-[zapping]
-[cheerful exclaiming]

[jubilant babbling]

Ha ha!


-[beeping]
-[pensive muttering]

[determined garbling]

Ha.

[informative garbling]

Wah!

[intrigued garbling]

[eager babbling]

[Ixbee] Moh mah!

[Squee] Oh...

[curious chattering]

Mop map ma.

[Pixbee] Whoa...

[instructional ordering]

[struggling grunts]

Ha.

Ah
-ahem...

[casual reporting] Ah!

[fascinated garbling]

[annoyed babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[sternly] Gab gabba dob gab!

[nervously] Uh...

[intrigued garbling]

Hey
-
-

Gah!

[pleased garbling]

[informative garbling]

[motivational babbling]

[unengaged muttering]


-[Squee babbling]
-Mo ma mo?

[uncertain babbling]

[illustrative babbling]


-[baffled babbling]
-[P'tooloo reporting faintly]

Map ma ma mee?

[discordant resonating]

[baffled babbling]


-[singing] Gabba, gabba.
-[jazzy strumming]

[rhythmic burbling]


-Hmm.
-[envious babbling]

[intrigued babbling]

[intoning fiercely]

[Pixbee cheering]


-[startled shouting]
-[thudding]

Ha!

[aggressive yelling]

Gabba!

[gibbering]

Yah ha!

[intimidated rambling]

[angry babbling]

Meep meep mah.

[hollering] Hay!


-[Ixbee] Whoa.
-[fascinated chattering]

[whacking]

[dazed babbling]

Oh.

[victorious cheering]

[groaning]

[furious garbling]


-[enraged babbling]
-Gab gabba gah!

[angry garbling]

[high
-pitched whirring]

Huh. Whoa!

[jubilant garbling]

[dejected muttering]


-[eager babbling]
-[bell dinging]

[angry garbling]

[puzzled babbling]

[all] Ooh.

[illustrative babbling]

[man on screen] Huh!

[bell dinging]

[all] Ah!


-[man on screen] Huh!
-[bell dinging]

[illustrative babbling]

Woo, woo, woo. Swoosh.

[imitative moaning]

[eager garbling]

Ah?

Uh
-ha uh
-ha.

Gah...


-Hi ya!
-Hoh!


-[mimicking moaning]
-Ha!

[nervous prattling]

[feebly] Gneh...

Uh?

[defeated burbling]

[relieved sighing] Phew.

Hey!

Ha!

Ha, muah!

Hoh! Ah!

[grunting] Ga, gah!

[aggressive hollering]

[feeble rambling]

[victorious cheering]

Gagah!

Gah!

[mimicking moaning]

[intimidating burbling]

[aggressive babbling]

[frantic rambling]

Whoa.

[concerned chattering]

[puzzled babbling]

[cheerful babbling]

[rhythmic intoning]

[singing]

[tongue rolling] Rat tat tat...

Gabba gabba gabba.

[jubilant cheering]

[rapid singing]


-[screaming]
-Ooh!

[gentle peeping]

[struggling grunts]

[astounded chattering]

[peeping]


-Ba bah!
-[appalled stammering]

[English voiceover]: Greetings, Inhabitants of Infinity.

You may notice my strange costume.

These "suits" give humans extraordinary powers.

They use these powers to fight for items they call "belts".

It seems that human gravity is so strong that without belts,

human pants fall to Earth.

So the question remains: Why wear pants at all?!

Because of course, without them, humans would have no reason to wear belts.

Ha! This is Ixbee, reporting from the most redundant planet in the Universe: Earth.