02x08 - Car/Sleep/Golf

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squood barking orders]

[stern explaining]

[intrigued babbling]


-[Ixbee] Ah...
-[Squood's explanation continues]

[all] Oh!

[giggling]

[impatient grumbling]

[enraged yelling] Map! Mope!


-[unsettled mumbling]
-[delighted squealing]

[apprehensive rambling]

[panicked shouting]


-[Ixbee] Ah, ha.
-[Squee muttering]

[fascinated babbling]


-Hmm.
-Hmm.

[dissatisfied muttering]


-[eager babbling]
-[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]

[mystified mumbling]

[alarm blaring]

[fearful shouting]

[panting]

[curious mumbling]


-[alarm blaring]
-Ah ho!

[distressed screaming]


-[rapid panting]
-[relieved sighing]


-[hesitant muttering]
-[alarm blaring]

[panicked shrieking]

[alarms blaring]

[neurotic rambling]

[Pixbee] Oh...

[Ixbee and Squee] Oh.


-Huh.
-Wah...

[puzzled muttering]


-[pattering footsteps]
-[whispering]

[clearing throat]

[Ixbee mimicking human dialogue]

[Ixbee] Meh moo meh mo.

[coins jingling]


-[Pixbee] Mah moop!
-[Ixbee mimicking human dialogue]

[jubilant whispering]


-[Pixbee] Ah.
-[Ixbee] Oh.

[muffled babbling]


-[Pixbee exclaiming gleefully]
-[alarmed rambling]


-Mah! Mah!
-Huh?

[explanatory babbling] Bap bap bap! Mee bah bah.

[disgruntled complying]

[cautious babbling]

Oh.

Ah...

[excited babbling]

Uh...

Mmm. Doink.

[all] Oh!

[struggling grunts]

[forceful shouting]


-[pleased babbling]
-Doink.

[inquisitive babbling]


-Ah.
-Whoa.

[Ixbee gasps]

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Whoa.

[fascinated babbling]

[muttering]

[beeping]

[Squee] Mah mo. Oh.

[Ixbee and Pixbee] Ah!


-[seat whirring]
-[playful chuckling]

[delighted squealing]

[puzzled muttering]

Oh...


-Oh?
-Ah...

[amused chuckling]


-Mee.
-Whoa...

Ah?

[eager rambling] [struggling grunts]


-Huh.
-[Pixbee] Ah whoa.

[agonizing shriek]

[horn blaring]

[feeble moaning]

Ya
-ha!

[annoyed grumbling]

[beeping]

[Squee] Oh.

[pensive muttering]

[Ixbee] Oh.


-[clicking]
-Ah.

[struggling grunts]


-[contented sighing]
-[pleased babbling]

Ah... Deh dah.


-[startled shouting]
-[Pixbee laughing]


-[groaning]
-[angry grumbling]

[beeping]

[Squee] Hmm.

[pleased babbling]


-Hmm.
-Huh.

[confused babbling]


-Hmm...
-Uh...


-[startled shouting]
-[Pixbee giggling]

[Pixbee] Bee bey, bee bey.


-[heavy metal music]
-[startled shouting]


-[desperate pleading]
-[Pixbee singing]

[alarm blaring]

[Pixbee shrieking enthusiastically]

[air whooshing]

[frantic rambling]

[screaming]


-[Squee sighing]
-[distant conversation]

[fascinated babbling]


-[engine whizzing]
-[Pixbee exclaiming jubilantly]

[Ixbee shouting]

[shouting continues]

[Ixbee] Whoa, oh, oh!

[cheerful hollering]

[apprehensive rambling]


-[squirting]
-[groaning]

[startled gasping]

[displeased muttering]

[beeping]

[Squee] Mm
-hmm. Oh.

[Pixbee and Ixbee] Ah.


-[tires screeching]
-[startled screaming]

[Pixbee] Oh...

[anxious questioning]


-[machine powering up]
-Meh?


-[whirring]
-[Pixbee] Whoa!


-[nervous whimpering]
-[uneasy shouting]


-[burbling]
-[muffled babbling]

[displeased groaning]

[arguing]

[beeping]

[explanatory babbling]


-Ah.
-Mah meep!


-[contented sighing]
-[tires screeching]

[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]

[Ixbee sighing contentedly]

[jubilant babbling]

[Squee muttering]

[Pixbee] Oh!

[alarmed shouting]


-[tires screeching]
-[Ixbee rambling nervously]

[fearful yelling]


-[engine revving]
-[shouting]

[anxious whining]

[engine sputtering]

Muh moh...

[groaning]

[grumpy muttering]

Mmm...

[beeping]

[Squee] Mmm... Oh.

[intrigued muttering]

Oh!

[captivated babbling]


-[eager exclaiming]
-Moom moom!

[Pixbee squealing delightedly]

[Ixbee] Oh... Woom woom!


-[Pixbee giggling]
-[Ixbee chuckling]

[cheerful babbling]

[Ixbee] Woo!

[sirens wailing]


-Oh!
-[puzzled muttering]

[nervous babbling]

[anxious mumbling]

[clearing throat]

[man clearing throat]

Mah.

[friendly babbling]

[Pixbee] Ah?

Dagga, dagga.

[English voiceover] Greetings, meepers of the Multiverse!

Have you ever wondered how humans get from point zlogan to point zlegan?

Meet cars, the wheeled boxes

that account for humanity's very best attempt at transportation.

To get them working at their most efficient,

humans tend to their car's every need.

Feeding them a liquid nourishment they call gasoline.

And bathing them in terrifying buildings known as car washes.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

with the most wheeled transportation method: Earth.

[cheerful babbling]

[yawning]

Ha.

[alarmed shouting]


-[whimpering]
-[sizzling]


-[muttering]
-Uh?

[panting heavily]

[yawning]

Oh.

[intrigued babbling]

Hmm. Mee mope.

Hmm...

[slurping]

Num num num num num.

[snoring]

[lip
-smacking]

[snoring]

Ah. Meep mop.

Ah. [moaning]

[snoring]

[frenzied rambling]

[grumbling]

Ah?

[frenzied rambling]

[whining]


-[sighing]
-Oh...

Mmm.

[pensive muttering]

[intrigued babbling]

[delighted exclaiming]

[excited babbling]


-Beep.
-[beeping]


-[popping]
-[captivated babbling]


-Meh bop.
-[instructive babbling]

[grunting]

[discontented whining]

[persuasive babbling]

[sighing] Uh ho.

[aggravated groaning]

[tires screeching]

[panicked hollering]

[fearful screaming]


-[whizzing]
-[screaming]


-[gentle lullaby music]
-[calm singing]

[Ixbee screaming]

[music continues]

[crashing]

[glass shattering]

[muttering]

[slurping] Ah!

[beeping]


-[Pixbee] Beep.
-[popping]

[delighted babbling]


-[eager babbling]
-Map mo.

Hmm. [contemplative mumbling]

[grunting]

[playful rambling]

[intrigued babbling]


-[creaking]
-[Squee yelping]

[both] Oh!

[confounded babbling]

Meh mo mee?

Meh mo beh?

Mo, meep.

Ma mo?

Oh...


-Mm.
-[creaking]

[puzzled babbling]

[confused babbling]

Uh? Oh...


-[Ixbee] Muh mo!
-[slamming]

Meh mo ma! Ah!


-[creaking]
-Huh?

[triumphant hollering]

Um....


-Ma... Huh.
-[creaking]

[shouting]

[groaning]


-Beep.
-[beeping]

[popping]

[Ixbee] Eh...

[delighted babbling]


-Ah?
-Ah...

[gentle murmuring]

[soft inhaling]

Map mo meh moo.

[discouraged whimpering]

[informative muttering]

Hoh. Oh!


-Beep.
-[beeping]

[popping]

Ha. [satisfied mumbling]

[contented sighing]

[Pixbee bumbling noisily]

Hmm...

[bumbling continues]

[muffled] Oh, ha.

[dissatisfied grumbling]

[beeping]


-[informative babbling]
-[excited babbling]

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!

[eager squealing]

[muffled babbling]


-Ooh.
-Wah ah.


-[muffled questioning]
-[disturbed gasping]

Mego ma?


-[frightened shrieking]
-[sternly] Beeba!

Meh.

Ahh! Eh!

[gentle babbling]

Aww.

[relaxed babbling]

[both] Oh!

[Squee babbling gently]


-Eh.
-[relieved sighing]

[uneasy gasping]


-Ha...
-Ah.

[horrified screaming]

Blegh!


-[thudding]
-[snoring]

[irritated whining]

[frustrated groaning]


-[bleating]
-[intrigued muttering]

[Pixbee exclaiming gleefully]

[anxious yelling]

[instructional ordering]

Ma, moo, mee.

Ah! [frantic pleading]

[reluctant muttering]


-[screaming]
-[sheep bleating]


-[gasping]
-Meh baah.


-Baah.
-[counting] Ma...


-Baah.
-Moo...


-Baah.
-Mee...


-Bahh.
- Moe...

[yawning] Mie...


-Baah.
-Mi...


-Baah.
-Meven.


-[yawning]
-[snoring]

Bah uh oh! [thudding]

[startled gasping]


-[relaxed sighing]
-Oh!


-[snoring]
-Aww.

[tender babbling]


-[thumping]
-Hmm?

[snoring]

[Ixbee] Aww.

[heavy snoring]

Meep, meep, meep, meh.

Ah...

[snoring]

[snoring]

[startled gasping]

[English voiceover] Greetings, residents across the galaxies.

Tonight's story: human sleep!

Not unlike machines, humans are incapable of performing

their functions without recharging for a third of each human Earth day.

Only problem is, they're so preoccupied with the minutia from their waking hours,

they're highly unskilled at falling asleep.

To combat this, they try everything from new identities to sleep therapists

to breeding entire species of animals just to help them sleep.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

with the most complicated sleeping patterns: Earth.

[snoring]

Hmm.

[friendly questioning]

[inquisitive babbling]

Meh mah? Meh mop!

[confident babbling]

[cheerful rambling]

[singing] Dah! Dah! Dedoo deh.

[puzzled babbling]

[muttering]

[mumbling]

[alarmed yelling]

[heavy panting]


-[whacking]
-[startled gasping]


-[whooshing]
-Oh...


-[thwacking]
-[Squee yelping]

[groaning]

Ooh.

[intrigued mumbling]

[moaning]


-[Ixbee] Mee mo ma?
-[Pixbee] Aww.


-[giggling]
-[soft babbling]

[informative babbling]

Ah.

[tender murmuring]

[Squee explaining]

[beeping]

[curious babbling]


-Ah! Deh dere!
-[Squee] Bah bah.


-[dazzled babbling]
-[contented sighing]


-[excited babbling]
-[playful giggling]

[birds squawking]

[panting]

[exhausted groaning]

[HOM beeping]

Mee mah mom. [informative babbling]

[startled shrieking]

[appalled whimpering]

Oh mee mee.


-Oh.
-[hesitant muttering]

[determined babbling]

[grunting]

[muffled babbling]

Plah!

Meh.

[eager babbling]


-[zapping]
-Zigga zigga zigga.


-[clinking]
-Ah!

Hey... bop!

[hurried panting]

[excited babbling]

[contented babbling]

[cheerful babbling]

Uh huh, uh huh.


-[thwacking]
-[Ixbee yelping]


-[apologetic babbling]
-[whimpering]

Oh!

Eh!

[displeased muttering]

[delighted squealing]


-Hiye!
-[grumbling]

[thrilled giggling]

Hiye!

Ya huh! Hiye!


-Eh.
-[firm ordering]

[clearing throat]

[clacking]


-[dazzled gasping]
-[eager babbling]

[rapid panting]

Aw.

[determined babbling]

[tender babbling]

[grunting]


-[thumping]
-[dissatisfied muttering]

[thumping]


-[enraged grunting]
-[thumping]

[Ixbee yelling hysterically]


-[Pixbee] Ta dah!
-[Ixbee] Ha!

[struggling grunts]


-[defeated whining]
-Mee mo ma.

Oh. Hmm...

Ah!


-Mmm, ma ma.
-[Ixbee] Memeh?


-[thwacking]
-[grunting]

Ya ho!


-[muttering]
-[Ixbee] Meh mo may!

[struggling grunts]

[tender babbling]

Wah?


-[Pixbee] Ooh.
-[Squee] Oh.

Ah yow!


-[growling]
-Oh!


-[alarmed gasping]
-[desperate pleading]

[agonized shouting]

[angry intoning]

[muffled rambling]

[horrified howling]

[belching]

[thwacking]


-[revolted muttering]
-Ha?!

[tender babbling]

Ha. [relieved sighing]

[burbling]

[discouraged babbling]

Wah!


-Huh, mee?
-[delighted giggling]


-[Ixbee] Ah!
-[Squee] Ah!

[intrigued babbling]

[Ixbee] Whoa. Moom moom moom.

[enthusiastic babbling]

[Pixbee] Ah
-ha!

Meep meep!


-[engine roaring]
-[Pixbee] Whoa!


-[Pixbee squealing]
-[tires screeching]

[frantic rambling]

[screaming]

[frightened screaming]

[excited rambling]

[eager babbling]


-[angry muttering]
-Uh.

Oh!!

[panicked hollering]

[screaming]

[thudding]

[groaning]

[apprehensive stammering]

[relieved babbling]

[tender babbling]

[gently] Mah mah.

[creature screeching]

[puzzled babbling]

Hey ma ma.

[hissing]

[tenderly] Mo mo mo mee mo.


-[screeching]
-Hup!

[groaning]


-[frenzied screeching]
-[startled gasping]


-[angry rambling]
-[wild screeching]

[rapid muttering]


-[gleeful exclaiming]
-[struggling grunts]


-[hissing]
-Ha! Meph ne mo!

[instructive babbling]


-Meep mo ma.
-Ah.

[tenderly] Ma ma.

[concentrated whispering]

[supportive babbling]

[triumphant cheering]

Ha...

[cheerful babbling]


-[whacking]
-Ooh.


-Oh?
-[whooshing]


-[thwacking]
-[Squee yelping]

[groaning]

Oh.


-[tender babbling]
-[groaning]

[English voiceover] Welcome, viewers across the Multiverse.

Today we report on the unusual act of humans helping other Earth species

by escorting their stray eggs to their nests.

These humans are so dedicated to helping these eggs,

that they whack them with sticks across vast plains,

through lakes and over seemingly endless deserts.

Do humans love these eggs?

Obviously!

Do they return them to their homes in a safe, orderly way?

No. Not even close.

This is Ixbee reporting from a planet

filled with very, very bad decision makers: Earth.