02x10 - Music/Bowling/Gardening

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]


-Meh.
-[munching]


-[television static]
-Meh.

[television static]


-[Ixbee] Meh.
-[chiming commercial music]

[Ixbee] Meh.

[suspenseful music]

Oh!

[disapproving grumbling]

[disheartened whining]


-[upbeat music]
-[audience cheering]

[complaining]

[all] Oh...

[Ixbee] Oh...


-[Ixbee gasping]
-[Pixbee squealing delightedly]

[upbeat music continues]

[Ixbee] Ooh!

[audience roaring]

[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]


-Ah...
-Oh!

[melodic music]

[mesmerized laughter]

[clearing throat]

[music continues]

♪ Meh ma
-meh heh, ma mah oh, ma meh! Meh
-meh, meh
-meh, aah!! ♪

♪ Meh
-meh meh
-meh, mah maah... ♪

[Ixbee shrieking]

[television audience roaring]


-Heh
-heh!
-[pleased babbling]

[satisfied grunt]

[both] Ah
-heh.

[beeping]

[eager babbling]

[distant rock music]


-[muffled guitar solo]
-[fascinated babbling]


-Beep.
-[beeping]

[popping]

[guitar solo ceases]

[audience booing]

[intrigued muttering]

[popping]

[sniffing]

[Squee questioning confusedly]

[berating]

[Pixbee] Oh.

[scolding]

Aw.

[Pixbee whining]

Uh... doink.

Mee mop!

[intense resonance]

[squirting]


-[resonance ceases]
-[laughing]


-Mep map meh!
-[clapping]

[Pixbee] Beep, beep...

...beep.

[fascinated babbling]

[confused muttering]

Hey!

[accordion and drums playing]

[dissonant music]

[intermittent strumming]

[professional drum solo]

[rapid drumbeats]

Ah!

[exultant cheering]

[beeping]

[Squee] Oh.


-[gasping]
-Oh!!

[eager babbling]

Meh meh heh!


-Hiya!
-[smashing]


-[Pixbee] Ha.
-Hoo! Heh.


-Eh...
-[distorted strumming]


-Ah bah bah...
-[forceful shouting]

[clanging]


-[Ixbee] Oh...
-[Squee chuckling]


-[straining]
-[smashing]


-Ha. Ha gah!
-[smashing]

Hoo! Hoo.

[satisfied babbling]


-Mee
-yeh...
-[distorted wailing]


-[Pixbee] Ah?
-[pleased babbling]

Oh.

[Squee] Mm...

[Pixbee] Wow!

[Squee] Oh!

[captivated babbling]

[excited babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh!


-Ma mah!
-Mee moom.


-[babbling]
-Ah?

[confidently] Ma mee moom mah mey ma.

[rock music]

[discordant yodeling]

[grousing]

[country music]

[rhythmic opera singing]


-[dissonant shrieking]
-[microphone feedback]


-[Pixbee] Ah ha!
-[displeased muttering]

[German Oompah music]

[fierce screeching]

[muttering]


-Dah!
-[crashing]

[chuckling]

[cheering]

Ha
-ha!

[Squee] Ah... Mee mee mah...


-Mo!
-[baffled muttering]


-Hmm.
-[conferring]

[emotional piano music]

♪ Mah mee ♪

[screaming]

Beep.

[groaning]

[enraged shouting]


-Beep.
-[beeping]


-Whoa!
-[Squee chuckling]

[Pixbee] Beep. Beep.

[Squee chuckling]

[whimpering]

[alarmed screaming]

[Pixbee] Beep. Beep.

Beep! Beep.

[desperate cries]


-[giggling]
-[satisfied muttering]

[popping]

[audience cheering]

[counting] Mah! Meh! Mee! Moh!

[unsteady screaming]

Whoa!!


-[Ixbee] Kah!
-[thudding]


-Oh!
-[back cracking]

[audience cheering]

[counting] Mah! Meh! Mee! Moh!

[music mash
-up]


-[rock music]
-[opera singing]

[heavy
-metal singing]

[discordant yodeling]

[Ixbee singing country
-style]

Beep.


-[German Oompah music]
-[fearful shouting]

[panicked hollering]

[blistering drum solo]

Dagga dah. Dagga dah. Dagga dagga dey.

[intense shouting]

Ah!!

[cautionary muttering]

Mah, mah...

[gentle ordering]


-Oh.
-[Squee] Mm
-hmm.


-Bah!!
-[crashing]

[audience roaring]


-[delighted chuckling]
-[Pixbee exclaiming gleefully]

[popping]

[cheerful babbling]

[admiringly] Ha...

Ooh?

[searching calls]


-[crowd cheering]
-[shutters clicking]

[fans screaming]

[smug babbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers throughout the galaxies!

If you need to entertain a human, they just love funny noises!

And on Earth, the most popular funny noises are known as "music."

Traditional funny noises involve body parts,

but music combines them with technology.

Music can be done in a group, or solo,

but while they could make their own at home,

most humans prefer to go out to hear other people music
-ing,

as it avoids the lasers ruining their furniture.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet

where funny noises are serious business:

Earth!

[Squood grumbling]

[barking orders]

[compliant babbling]

[Squood sighing disinterestedly]

[monotone grumbling]

[fatigued muttering]

[explaining dully]

[snoring]

[monotone explanation continues]

[snoring]

[furious yelling]

[startled screaming]

[dull grumbling]

[snoring]

Ah!

Meem mop!

[Pixbee exclaiming cheerfully]

[screaming]

[muffled screaming]

[Squee babbling]

[beeping]

[Ixbee] Mm...

[Squee babbling emphatically]

[Ixbee] Oh...

[Ixbee] Ay bop.

[contented sighing]

[pleased babbling]


-[beeping]
-[Squee muttering thoughtfully]

[Squee] Mm...

[conclusive muttering]

[beeping]

[explanatory babbling]

Oh.

[all] Oh...


-Ah.
-[comprehensive babbling]


-[Ixbee] Ah!
-[Pixbee] Oh!

[enthusiastic babbling]

[excited chuckling]

[eager shouting]

[excited babbling]

[Squee grumbling impatiently]

[uneasy babbling]

[irritated shouting]

[confounded babbling]

[determined rambling]

Whoa!

[distraught shout]

[grousing]

[exerted rambling]

[huffing]

[muttering]

[unsteady shouting]

[floor screeching]

Huh! Ha! Huh.

[relieved] Ha...

[enthusiastic yelling]

[stern ordering]

[straining]


-[thud]
-[impatient babbling]

[straining]


-Ma mo!
-[eager babbling]

[exerted] Uh
-huh...

Yah!

Heh! Ma moo...

[Ixbee shouting apprehensively]

Huh!

[bowling pins clattering]

[Pixbee squealing exultantly]

Oh?

[triumphant music]

[celebratory cheering]

Huh?

[elated cheering]

[startled yelp]

[groaning]

[baffled babbling]


-Mm...
-[contemplative muttering]

[explanatory babbling]

[nervous whimper]

[straining]

Daya!

[rapid whooshing]

[feebly] Mee mee.


-Dah!
-Oh.

[Squee stammering]

Ooh!


-[crashing]
-[Pixbee exclaiming ecstatically]

[Squee moaning]

Wuh...

[shouting instructions]

[compliant babbling]

[straining]

[exerted grumbling]

[groaning]

[muttering]

[beeping]

[Squee mumbling softly]

[explanatory ordering]


-Ah!
-Ah...

[straining]

[crashing]


-[thud]
-[floor screeching]


-[concerned babbling]
-[moaning]

[sympathetic inquiring]


-[exclaiming happily]
-Ah bob.

[enthusiastic shouting]

Yah!

[clacking]

[jubilation]

[Ixbee babbling nervously]

[heavy breathing]

Ha!

Mee mo mah.

[shouting]

[screaming]

Ah?

[screaming]


-[clattering]
-[hysterical yelling]


-[triumphant music]
-[Ixbee moaning]

Ooh, ooh!

[shrieking]

[plummeting screams]

[panicked babbling]

[Ixbee moaning]

[Pixbee squealing playfully]


-Whew.
-[relieved muttering]

[hurried whispering]

[nervous whispering]

[Ixbee and Pixbee whimpering]

Mey, mey, mey, mey!!


-[clattering]
-[hysterical shrieking]

[unsettled muttering]

[plummeting screams]

[heroic babbling]

[tremulous rambling]

[clacking]


-[Pixbee squealing]
-[Squee sneering]

[hurried babbling]

Oh!

[whimpering]

[whimpering]

[chattering]

[beeping]

[Pixbee and Ixbee] Ah!

[Squee] Ah...

[strict instructing]

[compliant babbling]

[smacking]

[unsettled yelling]

[apologizing sheepishly]

[whining]

[exclaiming playfully]

[hurried rambling]

Huh?


-Huh.
-[confused babbling]

Yah!


-Hiya!
-[grunting]

[Squee] Mah meh bop.

[beeping]

[instructive babbling]

[grunting]

Mah meh mep. Meh! Meh gep.

Mep!!

Gah!

[whooshing]

[crashing]

[moaning]

[shushing]

[Ixbee] Ah... Ah...

[tense muttering]

[Ixbee] Mi, mi, mi...

[clattering]

[triumphant music]


-[elated cheering]
-[groaning]

Buyah!

[English voiceover] Greetings, various life forms of the universe.

Today, we investigate cricket,

a game enjoyed by humans all over planet Earth

in buildings they refer to as "bowling alleys."

It seems that humans try to impress each other with feats of strength

by tossing incredibly heavy "cricket balls" all over the place!

And if that doesn't impress, they then "bowl" these balls

at defenseless pieces of wood known as "wickets,"

and even more alarmingly... at each other.

Having experienced this game myself,

I can say that "cricket" is definitely impressive...

and confusing...

Mostly confusing.

This is Ixbee,

reporting from the weirdest planet in the universe:

Earth!


-[munching]
-[muffled speech]


-[spitting]
-[clinking]

Mm...

[clinking]

[munching]

[clinking]

[munching]

[rapid clanking]


-[monitor static]
-[Squood grumbling]

[startled babbling]

[muffled babbling]

[Squood growling angrily]

[clanking]

[puzzled grumbling]

Meh moh mop!

[barking orders]


-[Pixbee] Ah!
-[Squee] Oh...

[grumbling]

Moop.

Mah....

[eager babbling]

[Pixbee babbling cheerfully]

[pensive babbling]


-Beep.
-[beeping]

[popping]

[popping]

Map mope.


-[Pixbee] Beep.
-[popping]


-[Pixbee] Beep.
-[popping]


-Bee bee
-beep! Bee
-bee beep!
-[uncontrolled beeping]

[uncertain babbling]


-Uh.
-Ah?

[beeping]


-[Ixbee] Oh...
-[Squee] Ah.

[instructive babbling]

[compliant babbling]

[straining]


-[shattering]
-[Squee sighing]

[disgruntled muttering]

Um...

[explaining impatiently]

Ah!!

[cheerful babbling]

[Squee sighing]


-[hopeless muttering]
-[babbling encouragingly]

[satisfied babbling]

[beeping]

[all] Ah
-ha!

[cautionary babbling]

[delightedly] Oh!!

[informative narrating]

Mep, mop.

Mm...

Hmm.

[anticipative muttering]

[baffled babbling]

[disappointed mumbling]

[beeping]

[pensive muttering]

Mm...


-[intrigued babbling]
-[gasping]

[all understanding] Ah!!

Meep mo.

Hmm.

Um...

[puzzled babbling]

[banging]

[disappointed whimper]

[conversational muttering]


-Ha!
-Ha
-ha!

[waves crashing]

[muffled muttering]


-Beep!
-[beeping]


-[water splashing]
-[aliens burbling]

[panicked burbling]

[frantic burbling]

[startled yelps]

[whimpering]

[hysterical burbling]

[loud bubbling]

[hurried burbling]

[Squee] Hmm...

[dejected babbling]


-[beeping]
-[Ixbee] Ah...

[eager babbling]

[metal scraping]


-Beep.
-[urgent shouting]

[exasperated sighing]

[sheepish giggling]

[Squee grumbling]


-Ah?
-Whoop.

Beep.

[startled gasp]

[annoyed muttering]

Meh... Moop!

[hesitantly] Beep?

Ah.

[satisfied babbling]

[Ixbee sighing contentedly]

[beeping]

[Ixbee exclaims disgustedly]

[revolted babbling]

[compliant babbling]


-[sighing]
-Ma mep!

[unwilling babbling]

[cheerful babbling]

[farting]


-Ah!
-[panicked whimpering]


-[sloshing]
-[stern shouting]

Fifit twink! Fifit twink!

Meh meh mah?

[Pixbee] Oh...

[grumbling]

[exclaiming cheerfully]

[gleeful humming]


-[farting]
-[exerted humming]

[gleeful humming]

[revolted yelling]

[sloshing]

[nasal babbling]


-Oh!
-Oh?

[all] Ah!!

[exultant cheering]


-[Squee] Bebem.
-[Pixbee] Oh.

[Ixbee] Moop. Moop.


-[exerted humming]
-[sloshing]

[gleeful humming]

[nasal babbling]

[relieved sighing]

[Squee and Pixbee] Oh.

[concerned babbling]

Mah mah
-mah mah mo moop.


-Uh...
-Hmm...

[quizzical muttering]

Ah!

Badoh.

Bop.

[cow mooing]


-[farting]
-[exerted humming]

[gleeful humming]

[sloshing]

[perplexed muttering]

[beeping]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[Pixbee] Ah
-ha!


-Beep.
-[beeping]


-[popping]
-[eager babbling]

[buzzing]

Hey!

Ugh!

[panicked shouting]

[intense buzzing]

[all] Oh!

[disheartened babbling]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[dispirited whining]

[Pixbee] Ay! Ay!

[gleeful humming]


-[exerted humming]
-[farting]


-[grasshoppers buzzing]
-[gleeful humming]

[Pixbee exclaiming]


-[Ixbee] Mep.
-[popping]

[popping]

Mm...

Mah bah ba?


-[Squee] Doink.
-[popping]

[popping]

[scurrying]

[sloshing]

[English voiceover] Greetings, viewers across the nebula!

If you're bored with getting your sustenance

from a nutrient replicator,

why not try your hand

at what's probably the humans' most dangerous leisure activity?

A pastime they call "gardening."

Gardening involves horse wrangling, exposure to high levels of radiation,

and predators small and large,

at the end of which you get to enjoy the fruits of your effort

mixed with the aroma of some creature's "number two"!

Why humans endure it

when they can just buy food from the store is a mystery!

This is Ixbee, reporting from the planet that's growing in remarkable ways:

Earth.