02x11 - Museum/Bollywood/Castle

[bunniefuu]

[playful electronic music]

[no audible dialogue]

[Squood barking orders]

[Squood] Mah mah map. Mah mah map.

[informative grumbling]

[Ixbee] Whoa.


-[intrigued babbling]
-Mee moh ma mah.


-[Ixbee] Oh...
-[Squee] Mmm...

Mah mee map!

[Ixbee] Oh mah mah!

[puzzled babbling]

[stern ordering]

[beeping]

[muttering]

[affirmative babbling]

[screaming]

[Squee babbling eagerly]

[amazed gasping]

[cheerful babbling]

[alarmed shouting]

[apologetic babbling]

[Ixbee] Mah mee.

[fascinated babbling]

[contented sighing] [Ixbee] Ma mope!

[Squee] Mmm...

[struggling grunts]

[thudding]


-[huffing]
-[disappointed whimpering]

Ah dah? Zigga zigga zigga zigow!

[alarm blaring]

[frightened screaming]

[frustrated grumbling]

[complaining]

[angry ranting]

Moh moo mee mah...

[Ixbee] Oh...

Mmm.

[contemplative mumbling]

[enthusiastic babbling]

[motivated rambling]

Hmm. [affirmative muttering]

Oh! [impressed babbling]

[Pixbee] Wow!

[contented sighing]

Eh... [muttering]

Mah mah.

Mep meep.

[determined babbling]

Oh! [rustling]


-Hey!
-Ooh.

[pleased babbling]

[satisfied muttering]

[explanatory babbling]

Hmm.

[birds chirping]

[explanatory babbling]

Zigga, zigga.

[eager babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[elated babbling]


-Bap.
-[firm ordering]

Ah.

[bone squeaking]

[dog barking]

[whining]

Mo mo moo.

Meh beh bip?

[echoed babbling]


-[muttering]
-[captivated babbling]


-[Ixbee] Whoa.
-[Pixbee] Whoa!

Mah mop.

[jubilant babbling]

[echoed babbling]

Hup. Ha!

Ah?

[Squee grumbling]

[Ixbee] Ah? Mah?

[pleased affirming]

[gleeful cheering]


-Oh.
-Hmm...

Ah! [gleeful exclaiming]

[pensive mumbling]


-Beep.
-[beeping]

[cheerful babbling]

[struggling grunts]

Zigga zigga zigga zigow!


-[Ixbee] Meh?
-[concerned whispering]

[Ixbee] Meh?


-[panicked shrieking]
-[stern yelling]

[heavy breathing]

[intrigued muttering]


-Bah?
-Mee mo mah mo...

Mah! [eager babbling]


-[Ixbee] Moop.
-[beeping]

[popping]

[uninterested muttering]

Dah!

[proud babbling]

[pencil squeaking]

[gasping] [devastated whimpering]

[gentle murmuring]

[toy squeaking violently]


-[sniffling]
-[angry grunting]


-[affirmative babbling]
-[pencil squeaking]

[Pixbee babbling pensively]

Meh mey.

[cheering] [jubilant laughing]

Ooh!

[inspired babbling]

Ah.


-Meh?
-[satisfied muttering]


-Mo mah.
-[Pixbee] Ah.


-[instructs kindly]
-[compliant babbling]


-[Pixbee] Beep!
-[beeping]

[popping]

[all] Ah.

[explanatory babbling]


-[shattering]
-[delighted exclaiming]

[cheering]

[giggling]

[HOM beeping]

[contemplative muttering]

[Pixbee rambling playfully]

[buzzing]

[urgent exclaiming]


-[loud buzzing]
-[aliens babbling]

[struggling grunts]

[hopeful babbling]


-[loud buzzing]
-[Ixbee whining]


-[Squee instructing]
-Eh?

[struggling grunts]


-[Ixbee] Whoop!
-[giggling]

Meh moh!

[struggling grunts]

[uneasy shouting]


-[screaming]
-[thudding]


-[buzzing]
-[Ixbee] Ah!

[intermittent shrieking]


-[hysterical shrieking]
-[buzzing]

[exhausted sighing]

[feeble moaning]

[beeping]


-[popping]
-[friendly babbling]

Mee mo map.

[grumbling]

[explanatory babbling]

[displeased grumbling]


-Meh.
-[Squee stammering]


-[explanatory babbling]
-[enraged grumbling]

Ooh ah ah!


-[panicked shrieking]
-[buzzing]

[Ixbee] Ooh...


-[crashing]
-Ooh, ooh.

[Ixbee sighing] Mo!

[Ixbee] Mo mo mo mo.

[grunting]

[Squood sighing calmly]

[muffled babbling]

[hysterical screaming]

[baffled questioning]


-[friendly babbling]
-[irritated grumbling]


-[glass shattering]
-[Squee scolding]

[playful babbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, fellow off
-worlders!

Today, we're reporting on humans in their practice of flocking

to large buildings called "museums" in order to stare at strange objects.

In our attempt to replicate an Earth museum,

we believe their purpose is to provide thrilling entertainment for humans

as they try to navigate their way to the exit

and escape with their very lives.

If you wish to create one of these museums,

this reporter would not recommend the display

with the small stingy att*ck creatures.

This is Ixbee, reporting from the ouchiest planet in the Universe: Earth.

[Squood barking orders]

[Ixbee] Oh!

[Squood explaining]


-[Squood] Ma mo map.
-Mee mo ma.


-[upbeat Bollywood music]
-[dazzled babbling]

[singing] Mah mah mah mah.

[playful babbling]


-[grumbling]
-[singing]

Meep!

[stern ordering]

Moop!

[conversational babbling]

[whooshing]

[excited cheering]

[screaming]

[eager babbling]

[contented sighing]

[dazzled babbling]

Ma ma.

[intrigued babbling]


-Hmm?
-[muttering]

[curious intoning]


-[echoing] Meh mo!
-[pensive murmuring]

[fascinated gaping]

[beeping]

[pensive babbling]

[upbeat Bollywood music]

[intrigued babbling]

[contented babbling]

[babbling]

[focused rambling]


-[beeping]
-[Pixbee] Ah!

[contented babbling]

[arguing]

[Pixbee exclaiming] Hey
-yo. Woo woo.

[dissatisfied sighing]

Zigga!

[inhaling deeply]

[dramatic intoning]

[dramatic intoning continues]

Ah wah.

Mah mo may!

Wah, guh!

[gasping]

[animated moaning]


-[choking]
-[Squee muttering]

[eager exclaiming]

[Pixbee] Ah...

[confused babbling]

[inspired babbling]

[offended snivelling]

[coughing]

[curious babbling]

[beeping]


-[informative babbling]
-Mm
-hmm.

Hm hm hmm...

[playful prattling]

[mischievous chuckling]

[frenzied prattling]

[exclaims angrily]

[Pixbee] Hmm.

Um?

Ah.

[frenzied prattling]


-[grumbling]
-[playful babbling]

[groaning]

[focused rambling]

Weh! Abah?


-Wuh!
-[impressed babbling]

Uh duh. Uh huh.

[startled shrieking]

[puzzled babbling]

Ma mop ma. Hmm.

[Ixbee rambling]

[bewildered babbling]

[confused babbling]

[whispering]

[instructing]

Mah map.

Mah mah, mip mip.


-[giggling]
-[Squee rambling]

[Pixbee laughing]

[Ixbee and Pixbee snickering]


-[laughing]
-[Squee] Uh?

[focused murmuring]

[excited exclaiming]

[contented babbling]

[focused rambling]

Dee doh!

[unimpressed intoning]

[enthusiastic chanting]

[inspired babbling]


-[clattering]
-[apprehensive rambling]

[excited babbling] [mimicking expl*si*n]

Wah!

[nervous stammering]

[whimpering] [gulping]

[nervously] Um, ma mo.

[enthusiastic babbling]

Wah maa... Zigga!

[grunting]


-[expl*si*n]
-[distorted yelling]

Eh, wo way.

[contented babbling]

Wah lah!


-[terrified rambling]
-[Pixbee] Zigga!

[screaming]

[muttering]

[focused murmuring]


-[delighted babbling]
-[panicked rambling]

[Pixbee] Zigga!


-[elephant trumpeting]
-[Squee screaming]


-[wheels squeaking]
-[Pixbee and Ixbee humming]

[moaning]

Ba bah!

[confused babbling]

Um, mah mo.

[rumbling]


-[muttering]
-[sniffing]

Ah. Ma mo mee.

Ma mam.

[chomping]


-[muffled babbling]
-[gobbling]

[rumbling]

[inspired babbling]

[excited shouting]

[muttering]


-Ah?
-[Squee groaning]

[farting]
-Whoop!

Zigga!


-[farting]
-[alarmed muttering]

La la la.


-[Pixbee giggling]
-[farting]

[focused murmuring]

[inspired babbling]

[startled rambling]

Zigga!

Meef mo ma.

[upbeat Bollywood music]

[Pixbee] Hmm.


-[hollering]
-Mah?

[ecstatic babbling]

Whoa!

[delighted squealing]


-[upbeat Bollywood music]
-[grunting]

[grumbling]

[English voiceover] Greetings, life forms across the cosmos.

Today we investigate how humans record their daily lives for posterity.

They start by procuring a series of images,

many of which are not at all grounded in reality.

Sometimes they just compile a series of seemingly random words

that describe how they would like to be seen by other humans.

The beginning and middle of each video seem of minor importance,

as each one ends the same way.

With a joyous dance.

This is Ixbee reporting from the planet

with the most entertaining personal video diaries: Earth.

[Squood barking orders]

Mop mah! [Squood explaining enthusiastically]


-Oh!
-[captivated babbling]

[all] Ooh...

[Pixbee squealing with delight]

[dramatic grumbling]

Moop!

[blowing raspberry]

Ah?


-[enthusiastic babbling]
-[playful giggling]

[startled screaming]

[contemplative babbling]


-[Squee] Meh bah.
-[Ixbee] Oh.


-[intrigued muttering]
-[beeping]

[explanatory babbling]

[cheerful babbling]

[Pixbee exclaiming excitedly]

[clanking]


-[sighing]
-[muttering]

[intrigued babbling]

[beeping]

[curious babbling]

[Squee] Me mo ma ma.

[instructional babbling]

Mah ma, meh.


-[cheerful rambling]
-[eager hollering]

[cheerful exclaiming]

[eager hollering]

Woh! Ma ma map.

[cautionary rambling]

[grumbling]


-Bo bah.
-[firm intoning]

[murmuring]

[eager hollering]

[gasping]


-Ooh.
-Oh oh.


-[smashing]
-[car alarm blaring]

[distressed muttering]


-Moops.
-[giggling]

[irritated grumbling]


-[fearful screaming]
-Wah!

[impact grunting]


-[muffled groaning]
-[focused murmuring]

[cheering]


-[baffled babbling]
-[muttering]

Mmm, moo boop.

[beeping]

Oh.

[struggling grunts]

[grunting]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Uh. Oh.

[screaming]


-[plonking]
-Oh!

Uh?


-[whacking]
-Oh! Vlah!

[muttering]


-Hmm.
-Mee mo ma mo.


-[clanking]
-Oh.

[struggling grunts]

[muffled garbling]

[cheerful babbling]

Ha! [disappointed sighing]

[digital burping]


-[tender murmuring]
-[burping]

[inspired babbling]


-[grunting]
-[heaving]

[hacking]

[focused murmuring]


-[excited exclaiming]
-Ooh?

[Squee] Ah!

[fascinated gasping]

Hey ma mop.

[playful shouting]

[agitated yelling]

[informative babbling]


-[both] Hip hup.
-[farting]


-Mee ma mee.
-[whooshing]

[terrified screaming]

[garbling]

Ah...

[burbling]


-Uh ha.
-[burbling]


-Geh bah!
-[chuckling]

[struggling grunts]


-Gah, gah, gah.
-Ah.


-[triumphant garbling]
-[Ixbee shouting] Mey! Mey!

[angry yelling]

Aw.

[laughing]


-Ah!
-[grumbling]

[angry mumbling]

[inflamed rambling]

[enraged shouting]


-Oof.
-Whoa!


-[taunting]
-[laughing]

[pensive murmuring]


-[aliens whispering]
-[Voom laughing]


-Oh.
-[sawing]


-Huh...
-[hammering]


-[grunting]
-Ma bop.

Ha. Mee mo ma, me me!


-[clunking]
-Uh?

[confused muttering]

Mmm....


-[grunting]
-Oof.

[forceful grunting]


-[terrified screaming]
-[fascinated gasping]


-[thudding]
-[feeble moaning]

[focused murmuring]

[groaning]

[aggravated whispering]
-Uh.

[beeping]

[all] Ooh!

[Squee clearing throat]

[formal inquiring]


-[resentful garbling]
-[enthusiastic shouting]

[pensive garbling]

Gah! [affirmative garbling]


-Ah.
-Eh.

[burbling]

[sighing]


-Hip!
-[irritated scolding]

[grunting] Yah!

[Ixbee] Meh moh.

[P'Tooloo] Gah.


-[Ixbee] Meh meh...
-[P'Tooloo] Mirah.

[Ixbee] Meh meh...

[barbaric yelling]

Yah! [unsteady shouting]

Oh... Oh!

[uneasy babbling]


-[crashing]
-[P'Tooloo jeering]


-[muttering]
-Oh!


-Woh?
-[metal clanking]


-[intermittent clanking]
-[boastful garbling]

[Voom exclaiming]

[exhausted muttering]

[determined yelling]

[panicked burbling]


-[whacking]
-[groaning]

[triumphant cheering]

[feeble muttering]

[determined yelling]


-Meh!
-[Squee whimpering]

[unsteady shouting]

Gah? Geh!


-[uneasy shouting]
-[nervous babbling]

Eh! Gab gab gah!

[screaming]

Oh? Ah.

Ha
-ha! [triumphant boasting]

[air hissing]

[elated cheering]

[air whooshing]

[bitterly] Meh mo meh.

[English voiceover] Greetings, galactic inhabitants.

Today I'm reporting on Earth's distant past.

A time when Earth was ruled by kings, queens, and pointy sticks. I was there!

Time travel on Earth is actually quite easy.

The past is right next to the present... in a field.

In this time, humans fight for control of castles.

Unfortunately, humans spend too much time fighting

and not enough time learning architecture.

Their castles are made of air, which is not a sturdy building material.

This is Ixbee,

from the planet where the past is as strange as the present: Earth.