12x12 - Stop, Drop and Side Scroll

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu". Aired: January 2011 to present.*
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"Lego Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu" revolves around the adventures of six ninja: Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Lloyd, and Nya.
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12x12 - Stop, Drop and Side Scroll

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[theme music]

Jump!

♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Ninjago ♪

[Jay] Stop, Drop and Side Scroll

[tense music]

-[tires screeching] -[exploding]

Our friends wouldn't want us to give up.

We have to keep going.

We'll find a way. Somehow.

We're gonna find a way and bring them all back.

Okay. What's next?

Terra Domina.

That's where the last keytana is.

It looks a little... intense.

[rumbling]

We must be getting close to the end of the game.

-[beeps] -[rumbles]

Well, see you on the other side.

[Jay] Holy cow! Unagami's Temple of Madness.

I'd go mad too if I lived here.

[Jay] Okay that's freaky.

We should head back.

Scope out the dangers and come back with a plan.

[crackles]

[Lloyd] Did you guys feel that?

-Feel what? -I don't know.

Thought I felt something.

-[crackles] -Whoa!

[upbeat music playing]

-Hey! -[all yelling]

What's happening?

Where's that music coming from?

Oh, man. I was afraid of this.

We've entered the world of old-school platform games.

And those games force you to run towards chaos?

Technically side-scroll towards chaos, but yeah.

[grunts] There's rules to these games.

One, you can't go backwards.

Two, everything speeds up the further you go.

[grunting]

Three, all the obstacles are pre-programmed.

So, if you learn the timing, you can evade the danger.

But, the most important thing to know is,

if you die, we have to start over at the beginning.

Wait, what do you mean we start--

-[thuds] -[grunts]

Okay.

I see what you mean.

We have to do all that over again?

All of us? How's that fair?

If we pay attention, we won't make the same mistakes twice.

[upbeat music]

Oh yeah!

Mm-hm! Mm-hm!

[yelps]

-Ha! -[rumbles]

Okay, I'm getting a little tired of this.

We don't have many lives left, so be careful. Okay?

Oh, no!

-Okay, I'm down to my last life. -Me too.

Same here.

No more mistakes.

[upbeat music]

Hah! No more scrolling! Did we b*at the level?

I don't see the keytana.

[fast music playing]

Uh oh. The music always gets faster

when the game's about to get harder.

How could it possibly get harder?

[Jay] An infinity maze.

Let's hope not. Infinity means forever.

[fast music playing]

Is someone throwing bricks at us?

Those aren't bricks! They're bombs!

What are those?

[grunts, yells]

And apparently the floor can just burst into flames.

[Jay] I'll never make fun of old games again. This is hard.

No wonder this game was never released!

Who wants to play something called,

Spiky-b*mb-Bricks- Hot-Floors?

Who cares what it's called? It's endless.

Hopefully not.

What if it is? What if there's no way out?

[Nya] Guys! Look. A loot box!

Come on, give us something awesome!

[zaps]

Uh, cyclones are not a good thing.

They're Whirling clouds of chaos

that obliterate everything in their path.

Whoa!

Maybe the only way to b*at this maze is a force of nature.

Only one way to find out!

-[beeps] -[whirs]

I think this gives me the ability to use Airjitzu!

Great, but it's only temporary. The flashes are speeding up.

If you can Airjitzu, you can get to the top of this maze!

But, what about you guys?

Go without us. It's better than none of us making it.

I got a better idea. Hang on tight, boys!

Wait, no, what are you--

[all screaming]

[Nya] Cyclondo!

Guess it wasn't so infinite after all.

Then they should call it

the "super long and incredibly annoying

but eventually, there's an end to it" maze.

Yeah. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

[Nya] Well, no point in putting it off. Let's go.

[fast music playing]

The music again? How can it get harder?

This must be the final boss battle.

[automated voice] Choose your champion.

So now it's an old-school fighting game?

Make up your mind, dude!

What does he mean, "choose your champion?"

[automated voice] Choose your champion.

Okay, I think one of us has to fight the boss.

I'll take this one.

Are you sure? You only have one life left, Lloyd.

Same as you.

[automated voice] The champion has been chosen.

Unagami will now choose your opponent.

Fighter two will be...

-[zaps] -[gaps]

Lloyd.

Ha...

Harumi?

It's good to see you again, Lloyd.

How?

It's not her, Lloyd! It's just a trick!

[gasps] A force field.

-Lloyd! -No, no, no!

[Harumi] Did you miss me, Lloyd? I think about you so much.

Sometimes I wonder...

If things could have been different...

Maybe in another time or place...

Maybe we can be together again. You and me...

-[screams] -[groans]

Lloyd!

-[thumping] -[grunting]

I can't fight her!

It's a simulation! It's not her!

Harumi! Please! Don't do this!

You left me, Lloyd!

All the people you save...

and where were you when I needed you?

Where were you?

[tense music]

-[thumping] -[grunting]

[tense music]

Lloyd. I don't have long.

But I wanted to say... I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for everything.

If you could only give me another chance...

Harumi?

Is it really you?

[Jay] No! Lloyd! It's not Harumi!

The computer is just trying to get into your head.

It's nothing but a program!

Harumi. What did we do the first night we were alone together?

Watched the sunset?

Listened to music?

We went to the canals in Ninjago City.

To give food to the poor.

The real Harumi would've remembered that.

You're not Harumi!

-[thumping] -[grunting]

[both screaming]

-[zaps] -[Jay] No!

Lloyd!

[rattling]

[dramatic music]

Jay...

What do we do?

We do what we have to do.

We get our friends back...

and we stop Unagami.

[dramatic music]

[closing theme music]
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