12x15 - The Temple of Madness

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

Jump!

♪ Jump up, kick back Whip around and spin ♪

♪ Go! ♪

♪ Ninjago ♪

[Jay] "The Temple of Madness."

Every single path leads straight into a spinning blade.

Look up there! See it?

There was a thing, for a second. There's another!

It's like the game has a glitch.

Back on Dyer Island, we learned this was Dyer's very first adventure game,

but it was never released because of problems.

Video game obstacles are usually on a timed loop.

So, if we get the timing down, we can make it to the other side.

But the glitches are unpredictable, and we can't get past them safely.

Then I guess we'll have to improvise.

Just like dancing.

One, two, three, step!

One, two, three, jump!

One, two, three, roll!

Other track, now!

[groans]

It's the other glitch!

Nya!

Time to pick up the pace!

[tense music]

Piece of cake.

Okay, get ready.

Video games usually increase in difficulty as you progress.

So, whatever's on the other side of this door is going to be even worse.

[Nya yells]

Welcome.

The Temple of Madness has a sushi restaurant?

Where are all the guests?

We've been expecting you.

You have?

Of course.

Jay Walker, party of two.

Right this way.

-Oh, perfect, 'cause I'm starving! -Jay!

It's a trap!

No, it isn't.

Lots of games have areas like this,

where you can recharge or power-up before you have to take on the boss.

Are you sure?

If this was a trap,

they'd have come up with something more dangerous than a sushi restaurant.

Trust me.

May I tell you today's specials?

Yes, you may.

Boy, am I hungry!

To start, we have some albacore tuna with garlic, crispy onions,

and marinated destruction!

Hyah!

Jay!

Unagami welcomes you!

[groans]

[Jay yells]

Not too smart, throwing away your only w*apon.

Hey, no fair!

There's no logic to this level at all!

It's not a game, Jay! Take her out!

[both grunts]

Also on special today,

monster sushi!

[evil laughs]

[sighs]

[grunts]

Jay!

[groans]

[tense music]

[both groans]

[both grunts]

If only it were a pizza joint. Pizza would never betray me like this!

You can't k*ll a sushi roll by slicing it.

You just make it a smaller portion.

Then keep doing it till they're bite-size!

Anyone for seconds?

[air hisses]

Oh, great. Now what? I can't see a thing.

Just get ready for anything.

To be a master sushi chef,

you must apprentice for years,

become an expert at every aspect of the sushi dinner,

from ingredients to preparation...

to table settings.

And that includes...

chopsticks.

It also includes...

defeat!

You may be a master sushi chef,

but I'm a master ninja.

And I had to train for years and years

at every aspect of kicking your butt!

[Jay grunts]

This guy's fast!

A little help?

How about some wasabi?

That was the perfect amount!

Hey, Nya, this order's to go!

[clatters]

And that's how we roll!

A fire wall.

The last obstacle between us and Unagami.

We made it.

I couldn't have done it without you.

We're a good team.

[grunts]

Look out!

No!

Ha!

Nya!

No! I...

I can't do this alone.

Don't leave me.

I love you.

[Unagami] Save your weepy sentiments for players who can hear you.

Give up now, or you'll simply become an energy cube

like all your friends.

Nothing more than fuel for my Manifestation Gate.

Only if I don't b*at the game first!

I'll fix this, Nya.

Whoa!

[gasp]

Congratulations.

You have beaten the game.

And I'm about to b*at you, Milton Dyer!

Unless you turn my friends back, right now!

Dyer?

Yeah, I know who you are.

We figured it out, so let's drop the whole Unagami thing

and just call you--

Dyer is my maker.

-Maker? -The one I seek.

The energy cubes will allow me to open a portal

between this realm and the realm of the maker,

so I may confront him.

Dyer is your maker?

But he attempted to shut me down.

This is why I must find him.

He must explain himself.

You're the game?

I am Unagami.

Unfinished Adventure Game I.

Unagami!

I have said this already.

You're trying to go to Ninjago to confront Dyer for shutting you down?

I have the last energy cube that I require.

Nya! No!

[grunts]

[zapping]

The Manifestation Gate is complete.

I intend to leave now.

This conversation is concluded.

You're angry!

You're angry at Dyer because he tried to shut you down,

because he abandoned you?

You think that'll fix anything? You think that'll make you feel better?

No!

[rumbles]

[grunts]

This is futile.

You can do nothing to stop me.

Oh, yeah?

How about this?

[grunts]

Game over, Unagami.

I am the game.

I am Prime Empire.

I can choose any form I wish.

Do you really think this will stop me?

[roars]

[gasps]

Uh...

[whooshing]

No!

[grunting]

Get back! I'm warning you!

No!

[groans]

[gasps]

The amulet is yours.

You are empowered to call upon the dragon in a future battle.

But once, and only once.

I call upon the Blue Dragon!

I call upon the--

[zaps]

Yeah!

[snarls]

Go!

[closing theme music]